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We’re done. Politeness got us here. Time to dick our way out of it.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
We’re done. Politeness got us here. Time to dick our way out of it.
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Bill Cassidy in the walls of Jericho rn and we love to see it.
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I’m at Aqua but I actually want to go to Haunted House.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
I know this is old man looks at cloud but imo it’s definitely cooler when a player just acts like a big play is nbd
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
I…worked on these dams for seven years…and…they just…they built them.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
My job.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Came here to say exactly this
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Good thing they got rid of Micah
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
Tootin Time!
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
They’ll continue to vote for people that hurt them as long as they promise to hurt other people that they don’t like. FUCK THEM
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
The Democrats are such weak ass bitches. This is like when Johnson knew Nixon tanked talks between North and South Vietnam and did nothing.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
Some pigs are more equal than others
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But that doesn’t fit my narrative
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Arthur Smith must be stopped.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Knows nothing, etc
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
An alll time hissy will be thrown
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
Ole Miss:
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
Older generations act like we’re lazy about work but when they were done with work from home the day/week/vacation that was it. No email. No calls no Teams. And it was 9-5 5 days a week.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
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Dana Holgorsen IS your Aunt Susan.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
How biceps so big but forearms don’t exist?
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
What a fucking sentence.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
🤔
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
Isn’t England playing Yankee Doodle Dandy for the US president kind of a dis?
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This brings up an interesting thought experiment: should Waymo, et al tailor their self driving for the city in which they’re operating? For example, if you’re in Dallas in the middle of a crosswalk, the car would accelerate directly towards you.
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I swear to God I bet the Bengals only didn’t because it would have cost like 5 extra dollars.
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WERE NOT DORKS YOUR DUMB!!!
Adam Sternbergh (@sternbergh.bsky.social) reposted
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Especially if he’s a cheeky bloke.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you!
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
He has to keep charging.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Shasta
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
You could run a play with 3 different options but no run the sneak with the little guy.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Spaulding looking ROUGH
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t tempt me with a good time
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
They beat the Giants. In overtime.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
Jerry in the locker room loving this
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
Tyquan Thornton air yards all pro.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
OBSERVING INTENSIFIES
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We all know who the someone to whom he’s referring is right?
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s pronounced “Nucular” Lisa.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
“Another”
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Also the worst member of The Eagles
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s a reason they’re generally the longest tenured players on NFL teams.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
SUPPORT THEIR ASSES
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Coke money
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
We love our QBs/Term Life Insurance agents don’t we folk?
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
GET THEIR ASSES
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s okay you probably didn’t hear it because it was too high pitched
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
You said they were rough roughing tho
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Guy with no shirt or hard hat on: severely reprimanded if he admits fault. Guy with hard hat who is likely supervisor: fired into the sun.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
FYI I’m not sure people have mentioned this but no major oil company would have an operation that looks like this in the US and if they found one everyone involved would be fired and blacklisted.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
JFK, well known honest and good man.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Quit dogging the refs.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Cowboys is doing the thing where they pivot completely to what the rest of the league is doing 2 years too late. Can’t wait to see his the backfires spectacularly.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
OBSERVING
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
Vols fans rn
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
A little late but
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Team USA Jr. Hockey erasure
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Arkansas/Ole Miss is almost always chaos and the Rebs are starting a run first backup QB because Simmons is injured.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
OBSERVING
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
Tennessee observed
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
Life on Mars (USA version)
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Hotdogcostume.gif
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Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
What happened yesterday may turn out to be the biggest mask off moment ever for a lot of people I previously respected.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
Sir! Sir! They need to know you're alive! Do human arms dancing!
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm doing this as hard as I can.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
Sweet Summer Child
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
They built wheelchair ramps!
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
The crown of thorns just went for like 12 billion at Christie's how poor could he have been.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Wonder why the Packers have such a good pass rush now? Weird coincidence after landing Micah.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Love them bench points!
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
This was inevitable.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Their account is great. They do Down with the Sickness.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, SMOTHERS dissent from anyone who doesn’t support their woke agenda.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Dak Prescott as Bongino in a breakout role.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
That’s our Homer!
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Man surprised by magic technology that may or may not steal your soul.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social)
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Segway owner here. They’ve been getting rid of us for years. Sorry the just now coming for you, Pol Pot.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Left4Dead kicks ass 4 player.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Glad you’re willing to ignore people who can’t, or are too afraid to, ride bikes but love skateboarding. Many of them vote. I guess they don’t matter to coastal elites like you.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone’s celebrating something.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Wonder what they looked like.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Dictating everything I’ve ever written to Claude, the friendly algorithm: “We’ll be best friends soon”.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
This is insulting to people who walk. America hates them too but you obviously don’t care about their struggles. Maybe work on being an Ally
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Leeeerooooyyyy Jjooooooordan!
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re fucking kidding.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
A jellicle man if there’s ever been one.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re describing the song “Drift Away” by Dobie Gray.
Geriatric millennial (@bgerm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Feels like a “fold the cheese, David” kinda problem.