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Geriatric millennial

@bgerm1.bsky.social

created September 23, 2023

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We’re done. Politeness got us here. Time to dick our way out of it.

23/9/2025, 3:38:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bill Cassidy in the walls of Jericho rn and we love to see it.

23/9/2025, 3:35:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m at Aqua but I actually want to go to Haunted House.

23/9/2025, 3:10:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know this is old man looks at cloud but imo it’s definitely cooler when a player just acts like a big play is nbd

23/9/2025, 3:07:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I…worked on these dams for seven years…and…they just…they built them.

23/9/2025, 3:05:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My job.

23/9/2025, 1:36:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Came here to say exactly this

21/9/2025, 10:34:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good thing they got rid of Micah

21/9/2025, 9:52:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tootin Time!

21/9/2025, 5:28:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’ll continue to vote for people that hurt them as long as they promise to hurt other people that they don’t like. FUCK THEM

21/9/2025, 4:50:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Democrats are such weak ass bitches. This is like when Johnson knew Nixon tanked talks between North and South Vietnam and did nothing.

21/9/2025, 4:41:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some pigs are more equal than others

21/9/2025, 4:39:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But that doesn’t fit my narrative

21/9/2025, 4:00:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Arthur Smith must be stopped.

21/9/2025, 3:58:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Knows nothing, etc

21/9/2025, 12:35:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An alll time hissy will be thrown

21/9/2025, 12:21:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ole Miss:

20/9/2025, 7:55:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Older generations act like we’re lazy about work but when they were done with work from home the day/week/vacation that was it. No email. No calls no Teams. And it was 9-5 5 days a week.

19/9/2025, 11:40:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/9/2025, 11:38:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dana Holgorsen IS your Aunt Susan.

18/9/2025, 3:14:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/9/2025, 3:11:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How biceps so big but forearms don’t exist?

18/9/2025, 3:08:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a fucking sentence.

18/9/2025, 3:07:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤔

17/9/2025, 10:55:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isn’t England playing Yankee Doodle Dandy for the US president kind of a dis?

17/9/2025, 10:53:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This brings up an interesting thought experiment: should Waymo, et al tailor their self driving for the city in which they’re operating? For example, if you’re in Dallas in the middle of a crosswalk, the car would accelerate directly towards you.

15/9/2025, 12:56:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I swear to God I bet the Bengals only didn’t because it would have cost like 5 extra dollars.

15/9/2025, 12:49:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WERE NOT DORKS YOUR DUMB!!!

15/9/2025, 12:47:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/9/2025, 12:17:11 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Especially if he’s a cheeky bloke.

15/9/2025, 12:36:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you!

15/9/2025, 1:43:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has to keep charging.

15/9/2025, 1:40:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/9/2025, 1:11:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shasta

15/9/2025, 1:09:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You could run a play with 3 different options but no run the sneak with the little guy.

15/9/2025, 12:37:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spaulding looking ROUGH

14/9/2025, 11:56:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t tempt me with a good time

14/9/2025, 11:55:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They beat the Giants. In overtime.

14/9/2025, 11:54:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jerry in the locker room loving this

14/9/2025, 11:54:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tyquan Thornton air yards all pro.

14/9/2025, 11:07:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OBSERVING INTENSIFIES

13/9/2025, 10:26:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We all know who the someone to whom he’s referring is right?

13/9/2025, 10:22:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/9/2025, 10:19:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/9/2025, 9:29:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s pronounced “Nucular” Lisa.

13/9/2025, 9:21:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Another”

13/9/2025, 9:01:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also the worst member of The Eagles

13/9/2025, 9:00:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s a reason they’re generally the longest tenured players on NFL teams.

13/9/2025, 8:56:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SUPPORT THEIR ASSES

13/9/2025, 8:55:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Coke money

13/9/2025, 8:54:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We love our QBs/Term Life Insurance agents don’t we folk?

13/9/2025, 8:54:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GET THEIR ASSES

13/9/2025, 8:52:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s okay you probably didn’t hear it because it was too high pitched

13/9/2025, 8:50:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You said they were rough roughing tho

13/9/2025, 8:44:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guy with no shirt or hard hat on: severely reprimanded if he admits fault. Guy with hard hat who is likely supervisor: fired into the sun.

13/9/2025, 8:43:30 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FYI I’m not sure people have mentioned this but no major oil company would have an operation that looks like this in the US and if they found one everyone involved would be fired and blacklisted.

13/9/2025, 8:40:46 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JFK, well known honest and good man.

13/9/2025, 8:30:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quit dogging the refs.

13/9/2025, 8:28:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cowboys is doing the thing where they pivot completely to what the rest of the league is doing 2 years too late. Can’t wait to see his the backfires spectacularly.

13/9/2025, 8:26:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OBSERVING

13/9/2025, 8:21:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vols fans rn

13/9/2025, 8:21:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A little late but

13/9/2025, 8:18:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Team USA Jr. Hockey erasure

13/9/2025, 8:15:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Arkansas/Ole Miss is almost always chaos and the Rebs are starting a run first backup QB because Simmons is injured.

13/9/2025, 8:14:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.

13/9/2025, 8:10:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OBSERVING

13/9/2025, 8:08:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tennessee observed

13/9/2025, 7:49:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Life on Mars (USA version)

13/9/2025, 1:40:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/9/2025, 1:39:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/9/2025, 6:10:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What happened yesterday may turn out to be the biggest mask off moment ever for a lot of people I previously respected.

12/9/2025, 6:07:31 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sir! Sir! They need to know you're alive! Do human arms dancing!

12/9/2025, 5:56:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm doing this as hard as I can.

12/9/2025, 5:54:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sweet Summer Child

12/9/2025, 5:52:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re doing the meme

Robinson has two younger brothers and his parents have been married for about 25 years, according to his mother's social media posts. The family lives in a suburb of the city of St. George in southern Utah. That's about a 3.5 hour drive south of the Utah Valley University campus where Kirk was shot. The social media posts indicate his family was active, with photos of vacations to Disneyland, Alaska and St. Kitts and time outdoors spent fishing, zip-lining and target shooting. image
12/9/2025, 4:54:21 PM | 324 53 | View on Bluesky | view

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They built wheelchair ramps!

12/9/2025, 5:44:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The crown of thorns just went for like 12 billion at Christie's how poor could he have been.

12/9/2025, 5:43:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wonder why the Packers have such a good pass rush now? Weird coincidence after landing Micah.

12/9/2025, 12:51:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love them bench points!

12/9/2025, 12:50:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This was inevitable.

12/9/2025, 12:20:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their account is great. They do Down with the Sickness.

12/9/2025, 12:16:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, SMOTHERS dissent from anyone who doesn’t support their woke agenda.

12/9/2025, 12:10:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dak Prescott as Bongino in a breakout role.

11/9/2025, 10:49:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Photo after being run through AI

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11/9/2025, 5:16:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s our Homer!

11/9/2025, 5:11:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man surprised by magic technology that may or may not steal your soul.

11/9/2025, 4:59:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/9/2025, 4:37:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Segway owner here. They’ve been getting rid of us for years. Sorry the just now coming for you, Pol Pot.

11/9/2025, 1:10:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Left4Dead kicks ass 4 player.

11/9/2025, 12:53:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Glad you’re willing to ignore people who can’t, or are too afraid to, ride bikes but love skateboarding. Many of them vote. I guess they don’t matter to coastal elites like you.

11/9/2025, 12:52:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/9/2025, 12:13:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone’s celebrating something.

11/9/2025, 12:10:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wonder what they looked like.

11/9/2025, 12:10:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dictating everything I’ve ever written to Claude, the friendly algorithm: “We’ll be best friends soon”.

11/9/2025, 12:07:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is insulting to people who walk. America hates them too but you obviously don’t care about their struggles. Maybe work on being an Ally

11/9/2025, 12:00:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Leeeerooooyyyy Jjooooooordan!

10/9/2025, 11:52:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re fucking kidding.

10/9/2025, 11:48:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A jellicle man if there’s ever been one.

10/9/2025, 11:45:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re describing the song “Drift Away” by Dobie Gray.

10/9/2025, 12:17:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Feels like a “fold the cheese, David” kinda problem.

10/9/2025, 12:10:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view