game day! #beatnevada
game day! #beatnevada
if I learned one thing from the Cracker Barrel logo dust up, it is that MAGAts are capable of outrage…is it too much to ask for them to apply some of that to school shootings—oh yeah, of course it is.
just a few reminders: 1. Putin can end this war at any time by just leaving. 2. He wasn’t shot. 3. He didn’t win. 4. He’s on the list.
Hey, deep red Oklahoma…still think other countries are paying tRump’s tariffs? This loaf of bread was just $1.00 a week ago. I know we are dead last in education, so I’ll just go ahead and state that this represents a 47% increase. When will you realize that tRump doesn’t care about you?
[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
You forgot “failed MMA fighter”…
Yeah, he only wants that for him and his buddies.
Way to go, MarkWayne…show everyone why Oklahoma is dead last in education!!
A student of the philosopher George Costanza…”it’s not a lie if you believe it”
There is a special place in hell for people that do this
this is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
“subject to court approval”… …so NOW he cares about what a judge says?
McDonald’s.
same energy
Happy “The Kidney Day” @halsparks.com
How it started vs how it’s going.
I see your Rick Scott, and raise you MarkWayne Mullin.
Never underestimate the ability of Oklahomans to vote against their own interests because they are told to fear a problem that doesn’t exist.
So…JD, is it? Go fuck yourself, JD.
This, from a woman in Oklahoma talking to her local news station, is better than the vast majority of political speeches you'll hear today.
Mom & minor daughters are citizens who just moved from MD to Oklahoma. This statement from the Mom should be read, absorbed & circulated. ICE cannot be allowed to terrorize vulnerable families. @housedemocrats.bsky.social @ericswalwell.bsky.social kfor.com/news/local/w...
Or, failing that, a pack of feral hogs.
“He is saying”? Did I miss when Trump became a criminal court judge?
Just a complete fucking disgrace.
“Real time” updating is not noting the future times at which things will happen—which is what he did. That is giving out the actual plan timeline. DUI hire.
was in Beaufort, SC a few weeks ago and there was a similar protest in front of their city hall…
I see what you did there.
It’s casual tariff day, where the tariffs are allowed to wear jeans and polo shirts…
yup…didn’t hear anyone ask Elon that question while he was in the Oval, or even WHY HE WAS IN THE OVAL TO BEGIN WITH.
Just ONCE, I would love a reporter to follow up with “Yeah, that wasn’t what I asked you AT ALL.”
More of this, please and thank you.
Cannot wait for this buffoon to be out of office…we need a Dem governor here again…last Dem had us 17th in education
“Because that’s what I do…”
He would need to HAVE one to get it revoked
The perfect title for a story doesn’t exis—-
I saw Leon’s crew referred to as “Greasy Beavises”, and will be referring to them as such from now until forever.
I am very much in favor of merit-based hiring and high standards for jobs with life and death implications. Which is why I oppose confirming Pete Hegseth, RFK JR, Tulsi Gabbard, and Kash Patel.
palette cleanse. I present: hipster toddler…coming to a record store near you.
Hey @halsparks.com , you know how Elon wants to put chips in everyone’s brain? have you noticed that since Trump has been palling around with him that his hairdo has noticeably changed? ya think Trump may have the brain chip already? 🤔
Oliver (L) and Loki (R) just being adorable #corgisky
Curse you, CFP…it was bad enough I had to root for 2 SEC teams to beat (an)OSU…now I gotta cheer for Notre Lame?
How much do you wanna bet, that there are already plans in the works for a Trump Plaza Gaza?
Nope…and yep.
No, but he wasn’t president in 1967 either
Not all heroes wear capes, sir.
No, Marky…YOU’RE laughable.
Council of clouds
Ow! Got me right in my mortality!
👇👇👇👇
I feel seen. Thank you, Bob Cesca.
that’s actually an insult to idiots tho…
Leak the report. Pass it on.
so, at least we know there IS a line the GOP won’t cross… child sex trafficking = bad adjudicated rapist, philanderer, criminal is just fine tho…
@halsparks.com, think they’d let you have the desk?
I’m game
If you see this, post a robot.