One of those guys where biking is his entire personality. Tweets variously about food, wine, evils of free parking. Go Hawks/COYG! Minneapolis MN
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Hate that I understand this
“Chemicals are bad for you” we hear from the guy whose been rubbing shoe polish on his face daily for 45 years
Ruining a band with Supreme Court terminology Boyz 2 Mens Rea
Absolute NextDoor banger here “everything I don’t like makes your taxes go up”
A lot of you are “dump fires” and just don’t know it yet.
Hell yeah I’m “boys smoking”! Sorry for partying.
If you understand this skeet then congrats on the brainworms
Wife and I did the “married people fight / dipping mustards” tweet yesterday over my Sandwich Tomatoes. You see certain tomatoes are for use in sandwiches and not to be thrown into some random pasta dish like a jar of canned romas.
No ICE agent will see the light of heaven
This man would like to give you some advice about sunscreen
My ageist take is that Will Shortz is too old to edit the NYT crossword. A millennial needs to go through every puzzle and make sure they’re not referencing obscure pop culture from the 1950s.
Me: I’m saving money by bringing my own lunch to work Also me: I cannot live without this $8 almond milk latte
North Star Deli review: the owner told me how he was leaving to cater the team visiting the Twins (just the Latin players) and then let me try the soup he was bringing 5 stars
Explaining farm aid to #2: so do farmers get to go for free?
Soccer games in Chanhassen AND Buffalo today. I do not deserve this.
No one outside of the 32-45 age group has any internet literacy.
/pushes glasses so far up my nose they’re embed in my nose: Obi wanted to die, that’s why his body disappeared like Yoda’s. “If you strike me down…” and all that.
This is what peak performance looks like
I too have fond memories of Figlio but it is funny to think they used to bring out a roasted red pepper hummus to start and we’d all be “oooooh exotic!”
I don’t care how many tabs you got open, I wanna see how many PDFs you got going at one time
So if my #1 goal is getting Frey out of office, is there any risk to not ranking Fateh #1? Obviously I will be ranking the good 3 and not Frey.
I’ve received several VHS tapes in my little free library. My 70 y/o in-laws still have a working VCR/DVD combo with a decent selection of tapes!
In a stunning turn of events, our strong mayors efforts to fix homeless by clearing out the greenway/Lake pathway has………………….relocated everyone to Blaisdell. I look forward to the strong mayors next brace move.
did you put that new header up on our profile? the one with the sandwich? yep, and i think you're gonna love this. it looks like we piss on the sandwich with full force and splashback oh yeah awes- what?
Hypothetically, if you had a couple hundred of these stickers, where might you place them? Hypothetically of course.
You’re right about yogurt tho
Ole died, so Lena called to put a notice in the paper. Just say “Ole died” she says. Paper man tells here there’s a 5 word minimum. Lena thinks, then says “ok how about ‘Ole died. Boat for sale’”
Most important meme on the internet today. #RobertRedford
I thought we killed cedar inn with bike lanes?
Got accused of being the guy with a “bike more expensive than the car under it”, except with respect to my helmet/bike (and they may have been right ☹️)
Great I was already planning to watch Captain America Winter Soldier 🫡
Also for the moment, I believe all federal and state flag “statements” have expired.
Lot of people still flying the old MN flag suddenly very concerned with Flag Protocol.
Solid, but I prefer a cabal of orthopedic surgeons marketing it to aging Gen Xers.
[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Tyson looks like he’s a ~40% there?
Do not care for this cover album of classic midwestern TV jingles.
2002 Minnesota in the Dome. “You gotta be from Iowa to try to take goal posts through a revolving door”
crap I just checked and I do not have one billion points.
might as well get the 2BR 2 queen at those prices!
Just checked with the authorities and the said it’s actually OK to just sit inside in the AC today, 90 in September is nonsense.
I can’t claim to know the universe of candidates well; but I (probably in the minority here) consider “best” differently from “most prestigious. For example, I don’t think Nebraska is a good job at all, notwithstanding good money and prestige.
Florida is the biggest, but does that make it the best? Expectations out of line with reality.
Haters will be like “you can’t fit 5,000 feet of climbing solely within the metro area Me:😎
9AM soccer game in something called “Champlain”?? The silence from our elected leaders is deafening.
There’s also a twins game, but Haim made the headline.
How? Don’t home games…make money?
OK this tree needs to chill TF out. It’s September 13 and 85 degrees.
MFer our company just sent a fake phish stating “we’re bringing in chipotle for lunch next week click here to order”. Leaving aside it was obviously fake because they’d never do that, don’t get my fkn hopes up!!
Thatll save my ass! Not forgiving them for painting over snoopy tho
I have once again put Cholula on Indian food and regret it.
Johns Hopkins (1946) Source: Hennepin County Library Johns Hopkins consultant in design for University's Northrup Auditorium
*so far
Upon further review it’s not. But the movie is good and the opening scene is a treat (look on YT) - filmed live on a closed LA freeway, although not in one take as it may appear.
Is this where they filmed the opening to la la land?
Donald SO happy to have something to distract from Epstein. 50/50 he ordered it.
It’s not just that he pardoned them; it was quite literally the VERY first thing he did - literally on Inauguration Day - was let everyone know: if you do violence for me that’s OK.
Unfortunately, ours are already lowered for Annuciation.
Jeebus cripes this is pathetic
Folks what do we think about 1A in the NYT mini today??? Little sus.
Went there and everyone knew you?
Whispers: there were like 4 more in the Strib photo but it was really easy to crop them out.
Photo from Targets big meeting today. Play find the Black Guy!
“Squeaky bum time, innit?”
He’s still got his fastball folks!
Kisqali sounds like a cocktail you’d order at a fancy bar where you don’t actually know any of the ingredients.
This dude really loved his birthday.
I know they’re just repeating the patrol statement come TF on. You want to kill someone do it with a car part 4,835: www.startribune.com/bicyclist-ki...
Work up the 11 y/o to find out she slept in her soccer socks…and shin guards.
Frattalonne? Like from the Ace Hardware Frattalones?
Yes 100%
Someone (maybe you) also pointed out a lot of these people used to avoid direct public interaction, but on Twitter a lot of people told them they fkn sucked and it broke their brains.
There’s a W-S in Edina Galleria as well. And the Crate & Barrel, if you count their stuff as high end.
Me when I buy a fairly expensive bike and then go to upgrade components and those components are ALSO fairly expensive:
One of the many, many really bad design elements of the Outlook iPhone app, is that a calendar reminder will pop up 15 min before an event (done), but then if you don’t see it for 5 minutes, it’ll say “5 minutes ago” on the reminder, giving a short heart attack that you’re late, not 10 min early.
Love that the second question asked on Lyndale Ave comment page is “I operate a business on Lyndale Y/N?” Business come and go all the time, why are we giving them special dispensation?
There is no such thing as a “vaccine skeptic”, please stop laundering that term.
I haven’t been on NextDoor in like 2 weeks please clap
Universities named after colors: Brown Auburn
It’s the VMA awards! Featuring live performances from… -Harness! -B. Bo! -Dreambroom! -Canari Yell0! -Lil Yung Kid! -The Hardest Billion! -Zeldii! -katsouttathebag! -Morena Mileson featuring GPL! -Sassy Tim! -and Ella Olivia!
Feel like I could drink a thousand beers, you guys
Absolutely unnessecary to do this to me on the Lords Day (yes I read to the end)
Lotta Vikings fans make this their entire personality
Dudes will literally ride 30 miles round trip into the burbs to do 15 miles to good gravel rather than go to therapy
Don’t kink shame us
*Goldies. They’ll switch em out for a game like this.
Hawks by a million
Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
#bikesky what do we think about Framed fat bikes? Winter is coming?
Just took half an “active” gummy and half a “sleep” gummy and ordered Thai food. This is a lit as things get in this house
3200 ft, seems kinda cheap?
Went in to the office today and I’m pretty sure I had the entire floor to myself. It was glorious. I farted so much. Didn’t bury it in the chair either.
I still don’t feel fine
Fullback dive is a nitro oatmeal stout “3rd and long check down” is the bar rag squeezed into a glass.
Beers included “zone read” “off tackle” and “I formation”
I’m in the market from time to time.