bilal
@bilal.gobirds.online
pfp: cartoon skeleton in a spacesuit, sepia tones banner: overhead helicopter shot of F1 cars taking turn 2 at the Jeddah Corniche Circuit
created September 8, 2023
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bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
to mix the metaphors further, the cool thing about gateway drugs is the whole gateway bit. like okay its fine if you stay there but man I bet you would go gaga for a geonworks board, aka the baghare baingan of keyboards
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
keyboards are kinda like indian food in that I love when brands like neo and keychron provide great value and innovations that make rebuilding and experimenting way easier, but like it would be nice if people ordered something besides butter chicken garlic naan and tikka masala from time to time
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
I say this in the least gatekeepy way possible but I'm so glad there's still people in the keyboard hobby producing extremely obtuse low volume boutique stuff purely for the love of the game
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
every three months like clockwork
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
extremely cursed thread
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
one flew over the gary's nest
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
but lewis gets a 5 place grid penalty at monza for failing to slow under yellows 😩 the stewards giveth and the stewards taketh #F1
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
NO EVIDENCE THAT CL16 LEFT THE TRACK NO FURTHER ACTION BOTH DRIVERS FELT IT WAS A RACING INCIDENT 🗣️ #F1
juliana (@acasatua.bsky.social) reposted
Charles talking about his overtake on George
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
I mean granted he would say that after terrorizing george, but still #F1
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
charles is so gracious man, immediately deflecting the question about why they pit him if his times weren't falling away and immediately following up his critique of kimi by saying "its fine, you've got to be aggressive" 🥺 he deserves the world #F1
Stef (@stef.net) reposted
Sainz’s comments on the incident… referring to “quality guys” and insinuating that Lawson is not one of them 🍿🍿🍿
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
wish we could listen in for their spat with the stewards, who among us doesn't wanna yell at them #F1
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
isack with the strategic icebreaker just as oscar was watching the footage of lando pulling over #F1
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
we're all on the same page #F1
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
tapping it one more time, why not #F1
static klinger (@jessespector.com) reposted
we all have that spot at work where we go to cry
CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted
what a shot
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
of all the weeks for them to finally have reliability problems wtf #F1
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
can't believe this is happening when there are no red cars left to take advantage of it smdh unbelievable #F1
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
tapping the sign for the restart #F1
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
okay at least we'll get some charles lawn chair gifs out of this #F1
Rosa (@blurosa.bsky.social) reposted
YO FUCK THIS RACE
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
not to have the most american reaction but revoke that kids citizenship immediately #F1
Alexis Boucher (@alexisb82.bsky.social) reposted
There’s going to be excellent tiktoks with driver radio crash outs from this race set to classical music
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
"you get" is wild lmao #F1
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
stewards waiting until after the race because they want to maximize the chances of me seeing a ver had lec podium before my nap 🤗 #F1
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
RUBBING IS RACING 🗣️ #F1
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
hell yeah charles bully that dork #F1
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
appreciate isack keeping george behind, might turn this race off if george somehow gets past when charles could not #F1
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
"its always the same guy" lmao carlos #F1
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
ensuring more development time for next year 🥲
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
friendly fire a storied maranello tradition
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
front jackman an oscar shooter confirmed, bro said no favorable strategy today #F1
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
NOOOOOOOOO WHY #F1
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
shout out to the central florida weather for giving me the 4D experience, just started drizzling here #F1
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
pitting yuki before the rain laurent mekies you will not see the pearly gates #F1
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
number one opp
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
the longer kimi goes without passing yuki the more I think max was just trying to preserve his softs until the rain #F1
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
damn dude max really said not in my house I would sooner die than let you repass #F1
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
what if all the front runners wipe each other out and we get to hear the french anthem 👀 could be p cool #F1
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
me before some random longshot race development gives me unrealistic hope
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
can't trust anybody who finishes on up tbh
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
allure moment or clarity primetime
eden! 21 DAYS (@ritsuer.bsky.social) reposted
PLEASE LET TRUMP DIE ON MIKU'S BIRTHDAY IT WOULD BE THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
helmut'a gonna put the frenchman in the contraption next year isn't he #F1
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
of all the drivers to squeeze out yuki 😩 #F1
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
its like having the mandate of heaven but the exact inverse of that
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
oh cmon we've all been there, just a little cheeky drift towards the left before making a sharp right #F1
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
idk when discord got rid of the ability to let you join the same vc simultaneously from different devices with the same account but wow has it greatly inconvenienced me 😤 admittedly I have a dumb self imposed thing of being allergic to making dummy accounts so low key partially my own fault
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
couldn't tell you why but this visual appeared in my mind during the morning stand up and now I'm just replaying it in my head
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
a massive disembodied hand descends from the clouds, reaches down to grab a semi truck trailer, and squeezes it like a tube of toothpaste as its contents come spilling out
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
and then THIS all timer banger later on in the tracklist?! we don't talk about this album enough
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
the three track run of pac man, chalk tablet towers, and the pink phantom is one of the best three track runs off any album I've ever heard across any genre
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
since everybody and their mums have already given the answers I would've (the canonically correct answer empire ants, and my personal fav fire coming out of a monkey's head), I'll instead use this as an opportunity to sing the praises of their album song machine, which I rate above plastic beach
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
I have beef with andromeda because they let us hear part of the dram led original on song exploder and then when everybody asked for it they gave us a completely different dram les version 😑 but otherwise certified banger for sure, think it gets overlooked because humanz isn't well regarded
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
respect to the lions for being the one nfc team not being huge crybabies about this
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
same team that sold and then leased back their HQ lmao
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
cigarettes my beloved 🥺
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
these people need help, this much tactility on an mx switch is a sin
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
I have a type
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
go birds
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
return the land to its true purpose of land speed record attempts
skáld (@danglinghemmie.bsky.social) reposted
if you're ever feeling useless just remember that centrist corporate democrats exist
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
same, about 3 for actual talking, a couple for notifications about restocks, and then a few dozen or so just to look at pictures of cool mechanical keyboards
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
I am technically of this age group but other than lamenting them not being indexable by search engines, I greatly prefer everything else about discord servers and may allah forgive me but even the discord client itself 🫣
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
yes I realize this is a post of me thumbing my nose at the concept of other people thumbing their nose, we all contain multitudes and contradictions okay
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
what would really be next level is if there was a way to mute the posts that talk about muting taylor swift and travis kelce. I don't mind monoculture posts but the posts thumbing their noses at monoculture can get pretty obnoxious
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
baba is you
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
you get it
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
as always my primary hope for them continues to be they launch with a cool memorable yellow livery and not a lame generic blue one
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
even the guaranteed mercedes engines apparently weren't enough to improve the vibes lmao
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
my favorite part of the cadillac announcement is that two drivers with no other future prospects for an F1 race seat decided they'd rather commit to languishing at the back of the grid for multiple years instead of signing for alpine, huge vote of confidence for everybody at enstone I'm sure
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
jack aitken reserve driver announcement when 😤
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
a compaq presario 744 that my uncle gifted to us, and the only thing I really remember doing on it was having my brother teach me how to fire up DOS so I could play price of persia and dangerous dave 2 (not my photo)
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
drake "say that you a lesbian, girl me too" son or snoop "scared of lesbians" daughter
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
at least the first person is
David Manning (@photodave219.fightins.online) reposted
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Joseph Fink (@planetoffinks.bsky.social) reposted
Nice of James Dobson to give us a little preview of how we'll feel when The Moment comes
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
^ the sound of me nutting when frusciante hits the solo on ready made
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
stadium arcadium is a perfect album and that's before all the banger b-sides I will die on this hill
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
"hell yeah!" - me, mere milliseconds before being blown to smithereens
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
do the quad missiles at least revolve around a central point as they come barrelling towards me like in those old unreal tournament games 🥺
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
me when I don't know what words mean
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
this was a lie I forgot about solace
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
ethel cain - a house in nebraska
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
💜 Maya 💜 (@mayannaiseyay.bsky.social) reposted
This is how the VC reacted to COD vc Lego Batman tbh
pup quat (@highlysuspect.agency) reposted reply parent
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
do you think yeat knows who the other noah smith is
Matt Baume 🏳️🌈 (@mattbaume.bsky.social) reposted
Me trying to remember what to do with the collar whenever I have to wear a dress shirt:
christa lee (@ohpoorpup.bsky.social) reposted
lmao get em sakurai
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
orin (@knbyo.bsky.social) reposted
he’s so real for this
lily valeen (@itsmelilyv.bsky.social) reposted
opening your new game announcement with this is so fucking funny and real
Tear (@tearamiso.bsky.social) reposted
Kirby good. Sakurai good. Waiting for preorders with tears in my eyes
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online)
can't believe I'm stuck in traffic instead of watching sakurai infodump about his special interest
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
the post above has some more context
bilal (@bilal.gobirds.online) reply parent
mf said os full