Charlie Kirk is a crisis actor.
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Charlie Kirk is a crisis actor.
she's not called prudenet
this makes me want an elf that shits out llanowar elves on landfall
in retrospect, it seems patently obvious
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holy shit, he's alive. it's a 9/11 miracle!
fuck that lol
Wild. The political murders of legislators in Minnesota were “killings.” The shooting of Kirk which cause is unknown is an “assassination.” They bend the knee without even being asked.
right underneath a "prove me wrong" banner
www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk...
too soon, too soon ... ok, now
taking your pension right out of your mouth :(
you brag about killing homeless people
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call my boy cameo the way he talkin out the side of his neck
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares. www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
hey google, look up "charlie kirk shot mlg edit"
you should pull ten percent of your head out of your ass
mckinsey is no longer sending their best
this is the dumbest fucking take i've ever seen
YOU - Johnny Law is about to tear it up. Sad-style.
Graham isn't just a terf, he's Superterf, with a big red cape coming out of his back. He was born with X Ray vision to instantly detect "secret men", with 0.0% accuracy.
"he didn't earn it" maybe you shouldn't have let him, idk, stroll into a second term of being in charge of the military?
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Donald Trump is the complete opposite of a pedophile. Children have sex with him.
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I have to share this absolutely unhinged zine that was handed to me at Dragoncon (drawn by @zoctopode.bsky.social )
yakub in the lab cookin up "firm bizkit"
TIRED---Bluesky: Ugh, is it time for sportsball AGAIN?!? WHILE TRUMP IS TAKING OVER THE COUNTRY?!?! INSPIRED---Bluesky: making fun of Kansas State being unable to move the ball is ableist
i'm sorry, but i refuse to believe there are people from iowa living in ireland
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monster shakes are just mormon scorpion bowls
will democrats fold to avoid a government shutdown on october 1st? streets are saying like wet cardboard
lmk when they release Full Knight
communism killed him, but love pulled the trigger
she's gourdgeous 😻
just found out the xbox version of morrowind has different loading screens with advice text and some of these have very funny shit post energy out of context
incredible stuff
gavin newsome dared to call trump a cheeto, yet leftists are still caught up in his "auschwitz for the homeless" policy proposals
he is not in the walls. he is the walls
explaining israel to an american:
oh hell yes
i would be a phenomenal uncle
i think you will find that it is actually your bam which is boozled...
Fuckin’ sick
The pump at the gas stations makes you watch a monster energy add before it processes your payment.
the only LLM I care about is a nice Lettuce Lettuce Mayonnaise sandwich
can't wait to be married so i never have to spell fiancie again
The demon swarm engulfing the planet is a bickering mess 😂 One of them just hit the other with a big mallet
celebrate by stealing from your place of employment
binpday
the horrifying thing is that trump cam sound like that while only using 1% of his Queeny Energy
sorry i haven't been online as much. they just opened the first wegman's in my county
imagine donald trump saying "shawarma"
99% approval rating from boomer italian guys, they're saying
it's locker time for you
great gestures here
my mind pictures the cat when i say it which makes it not problematic
how far underneath we talking? could you moonlight as a dogwalker in missouri to secretly map the underground cheese caves?
Enough with the hot honey. I think we've all had just about enough with the hot honey, already. Not everything needs hot honey. Put the hot honey away now.
and you can't even see the cheese underneath the dog
look at my beautiful dog, the deli dog
opening my third nipple
Make California Lake Again
faced with the possibility of feeling shame, tommy has decided that all liberals are being unfairly targeted for being wrong
i would like bari weiss a lot more if she got just a little more work done on her jaw
hell yea
and yet no matter how smug you are, you will never be loved
i do not desire this fate, but it increasingly seems destined by my pfp. i will take the mantle.
this is a breathtaking post
Vince McMahon: who’s there? show yourself! Hulk Hogan’s ghost: *carrying many chains* IN LIFE I WAS YOUR PARTNER DUDE, THESE ARE THE 24 INCH PYTHONS I FORGED IN LIFE BROTHER
we're all got that dawg in us
we're all got that dawg in us
Gf has e-therapy so I'm in the bedroom with breakfast watching wrestling
I was in the ocean near a jetty last night watching sea turtles swim around me and lost my Pit Vipers. I’m pretty bummed about it so I photoshopped a pair of shades on a turtle to simulate what the turtle Jo took my glasses may look like
under my administration, the only legal way to query ai would be the postal service
the primal desire to die by the hands of your mistress
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Oh, your friend killed himself because he thought there was a white genocide? Mine didn't. and I went to the beach yesterday
This might be understandable if the party was also promising things that would be revolutionary like Medicare for all or something, but what Dems are offering is SALT deductions for the ultra wealthy
