Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) / Redsky

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Every last pixel of this photo is absolute perfection. What. A. Stud. 🥵🤩

19/9/2025, 10:05:10 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CUUUUUUUTE.

19/9/2025, 5:06:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/9/2025, 4:18:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s SUCH a good type. 😮‍💨

19/9/2025, 4:09:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Whatever it ends up being, I hope we see!

19/9/2025, 4:09:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you, back at ya. 😤😜

19/9/2025, 2:42:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social)

Post a female character you love

18/9/2025, 10:58:32 PM | 31 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Soooooo jeeeeaaallloooouuusssss

18/9/2025, 9:22:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

I love itttttt

18/9/2025, 4:00:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no!

17/9/2025, 10:03:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re welcome! (I mean it’s a bop)

17/9/2025, 8:45:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/9/2025, 8:41:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social)

I can’t think of one good reason why “Don’t Lose My Number,“ by Phil Collins should be stuck in my head all day today from the moment I woke up, yet here we are.

17/9/2025, 8:40:23 PM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I live in a decently-sized new build house that just uses its space SO inefficiently. For example, the massive “flex room” (it’s for a very on-display kids’ playroom! Or a totally non-private office! I dunno!) that takes up 50% of the first floor, and a living room the size of a matchbox.

17/9/2025, 6:50:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Side C really takes you on a JOURNEY.

17/9/2025, 5:22:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/9/2025, 5:09:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like they’re following through on that promise to bring down prices for American families. Just… not on eggs, but on cocaine.

17/9/2025, 4:53:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

O T T E R.

17/9/2025, 4:49:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/9/2025, 4:18:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re like literal teddy bears and they’re so sweet and affectionate and I love them so much.

17/9/2025, 3:24:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Happily!

17/9/2025, 2:58:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you 🥹

17/9/2025, 2:57:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

LOL omg. 🤣

17/9/2025, 2:57:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s undisputed! 🤩

17/9/2025, 2:48:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

He and Franklin are both exotic shorthairs!

17/9/2025, 2:47:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

You can hear it a bit here!

17/9/2025, 7:02:39 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Eeeeeety beeeeeety

17/9/2025, 6:59:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

He is!

17/9/2025, 4:50:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh absolutely! And he does have a positively thunderous purr!

17/9/2025, 4:50:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Will do!

17/9/2025, 4:03:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Weirdly, no! 😅

17/9/2025, 4:03:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Right?!

17/9/2025, 3:16:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

That might have been too much for him to handle tbh. 😂

17/9/2025, 3:12:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

As he should have!

17/9/2025, 3:10:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly it’s like almost unreasonable

17/9/2025, 3:02:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

He really is!

17/9/2025, 3:01:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Relatedly, I find it hilarious that anyone ever named THIS “Thunder.” 🥹

17/9/2025, 2:59:30 AM | 83 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

lol thank goodness, right?

17/9/2025, 2:52:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

For real! 🥺

17/9/2025, 2:52:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Right??

17/9/2025, 2:52:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

He usually goes under the bed!

17/9/2025, 2:52:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Meeee toooooo

17/9/2025, 12:54:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

He IS.

17/9/2025, 12:54:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

The sweetest!!

17/9/2025, 12:54:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

And I shall!

17/9/2025, 12:54:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

It really is!!

17/9/2025, 12:54:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social)

I find it quite ironic (and a little sad) that my Theodore was named “Thunder,” before we brought him home, and thunder happens to be the one thing that my bravest baby is actually afraid of.

17/9/2025, 12:26:43 AM | 226 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s so good and you’re so good. 😮‍💨

16/9/2025, 10:17:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

b u t t

16/9/2025, 8:51:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Cuuuuutiiiiiieeeeesssssss

16/9/2025, 8:39:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

This sure does get the wheels spinning 😮‍💨

16/9/2025, 8:21:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

NO WORRIES IF NOT

16/9/2025, 7:00:04 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/9/2025, 6:49:19 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

I do too 🤩

16/9/2025, 4:42:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Kupo 😛

16/9/2025, 4:42:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social)

I had to eat really quickly between meetings and ended up eating way too much and now my stomach hurts and I’m a little nauseous and I’m in back to back meetings for hours. 🥲

16/9/2025, 4:41:54 PM | 43 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Does this look like a sin-feee creature?

16/9/2025, 4:38:38 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

What a stud 😮‍💨

16/9/2025, 4:35:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Big fan, big fan 😮‍💨

15/9/2025, 9:28:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Highly relatable content 😂

15/9/2025, 6:53:12 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Oooommmmmgggggggg

15/9/2025, 6:51:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Just a straight drama kid turned hot-ass man hahahaha

15/9/2025, 6:04:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

So handsome!!! Damn.

15/9/2025, 6:00:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

I was gonna buy ONE of those for my loft and peeped the price tag and said “Ya know what maybe I’ll go in another direction here…” hahaha

15/9/2025, 5:26:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

I love “…Fair.” 😂

15/9/2025, 4:52:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Helllllllooooooooo

15/9/2025, 3:36:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank goodness 😅😍

15/9/2025, 4:26:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes please 🥹

15/9/2025, 4:19:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Boooooooo

15/9/2025, 4:17:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Ahhhhh at least I’m in good company I suppose!! 🥲

15/9/2025, 3:39:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Hello!

15/9/2025, 3:26:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

SO SUPPORTIVE (and yes pleeeeeeease) 😍

15/9/2025, 3:26:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Why thank you, gorgeous 😍

15/9/2025, 3:25:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Offer accepted!

14/9/2025, 11:59:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you so much!! 🥹🥹

14/9/2025, 11:59:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

YES IT WOULD

14/9/2025, 11:24:30 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🥹

14/9/2025, 11:24:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

🫡 on it!

14/9/2025, 11:24:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Incredibly dull 😅

14/9/2025, 10:46:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

They really, really do.

14/9/2025, 10:39:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social)

Oh hello again, Sunday scaries. 😬😳

A man with short, tousled brown hair and a trimmed beard sits indoors against a light-colored wall, looking thoughtfully to the side with his hand resting on his temple. He wears a dark plaid button-down shirt over a yellow T-shirt that reads “The Desert Rose Motel, Santa Fe” in a retro-style red font.

14/9/2025, 10:37:36 PM | 456 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

“Funny” is not the word I’d use to describe it, but… 🥵🥵🥵

14/9/2025, 8:50:36 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🥹🥹🥹🥹

14/9/2025, 4:36:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

🥰

14/9/2025, 3:07:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahahahaha you are FAR TOO KIND (never stop) 😜😘

14/9/2025, 2:40:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, we’ll see! 😅✨

14/9/2025, 2:40:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

And I wanna keep them that way! Hahahaha

14/9/2025, 2:32:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

😅 thank you

14/9/2025, 2:32:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

I will be 45 in 7 months 👴🏼

14/9/2025, 2:17:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

lol I have this increasingly deep crease all along my forehead and tretinoin and MoIsTuRiZeR are no longer cutting it… 😅

14/9/2025, 2:17:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social)

*wakes up before 7AM on a Sunday* *looks in mirror* *researches Botox providers within 25 miles*

14/9/2025, 2:13:56 PM | 94 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/9/2025, 2:04:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

14/9/2025, 1:06:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s a stud right there!

14/9/2025, 1:06:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Open wide 🥹

14/9/2025, 4:36:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes! 😅

14/9/2025, 4:36:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Eaaaatttttt something 😅

14/9/2025, 4:30:27 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Weirdly!!!

14/9/2025, 4:01:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reply parent

Frosted chocolate fudge 4 eva. ✌🏼

14/9/2025, 3:46:13 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social)

Pop Tarts for dinner at 11:30 PM because I am in ✨excellent mental health✨.

14/9/2025, 3:39:38 AM | 213 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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