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created December 13, 2024

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yeah man, straight outta x-files.

2/9/2025, 7:25:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Gary in the garden of good and evil

2/9/2025, 7:17:18 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you test the mold? Kits are usually around $10. If it's black you might need a pro. I've dealt with mold issues in the past and it's no joke as far as staying sick all the time.

2/9/2025, 7:14:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do the savory and she does the sweet, it works out quite well. There is some overlap sometimes. I'm somehow the all the time dishwasher though.

2/9/2025, 5:37:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜‚

2/9/2025, 2:45:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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captain kinkshame aren't we 🧐

2/9/2025, 2:40:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Suspension of disroastbeef

1/9/2025, 10:32:26 PM | 23 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nancy Sinatra wrote a great song about those shoes. πŸ˜‚

1/9/2025, 10:31:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pee the po.

A sign on the deck reading Pee the po, a close up of a sign with a cicada having a rest
1/9/2025, 8:33:35 PM | 19 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Post a random picture or else everything will go wrong in September

1/9/2025, 7:11:53 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lasagna has portions? I may have been doing this wrong for some time.

1/9/2025, 7:08:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Last bits and bobs obtained for school supplies. Im ready for 9 months of hectic mornings. πŸ€“

1/9/2025, 5:45:12 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Truly

1/9/2025, 2:01:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Corn moon sweats

1/9/2025, 1:48:34 PM | 12 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Zucchini spiced latte

1/9/2025, 1:36:32 PM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gonna grill the radioactivity off some shrimp and chase it with an N/A 4loko. Happy birthday america or whatever.

1/9/2025, 1:35:12 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Peak breakfast montage vibes.

1/9/2025, 1:21:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Prior statement not entirely true. It scratched the itch but now its itchier and I should find Hampton tix.

1/9/2025, 1:03:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finished Stray and proceeded to devour this in one sitting yesterday. I need a new game and book. I wasn't familiar with ICP other than the sensational stories and im always down for good phish tales. Not hitting any dates this tour so it scratched an itch and had me grinning throughout. Fun read!

You Dont Know Me But You Don't Like Me by Nathan Rabin. A guy dives headfirst I to two odd musical subcultures, phish and ICP while managing his mental health.
1/9/2025, 12:57:53 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kevin, Groggy, and Gus makes me think of Lumpy, Beanpole, and Dirt. Top tier for sure. 🀘

1/9/2025, 12:42:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who called it a pumpkin vine instead of an extension gourd?

1/9/2025, 1:31:47 AM | 68 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mood

31/8/2025, 3:59:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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John, I'm only Danzig.

31/8/2025, 3:33:54 PM | 23 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜‚

31/8/2025, 1:18:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Line starts back there, oh wait, where'd the line go? πŸ˜†

31/8/2025, 1:16:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My 5 seconds of television fame was getting interviewed by the local news after getting a buger from a new truck at the start of the food truck hoopla. "Get the Charlie Brown, its amazing" is a line you may know me by.

31/8/2025, 1:14:25 PM | 21 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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*passes a sugarboob*

31/8/2025, 1:11:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd have **

31/8/2025, 1:07:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Idnhave gone w/ Hitchikers Guide but it needs a potted plant tail.

31/8/2025, 1:07:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Speedy healing man. Flu is the worst when its nice out.

30/8/2025, 11:32:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish I could hand out samples here. Forget AI, we need snack teleportation technology.

30/8/2025, 6:38:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd still crush it

30/8/2025, 6:11:51 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sweet buttery Jesus. Just because one can, does not mean one should.

30/8/2025, 6:11:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I did have help so I should pick up pace, Bob's orders.

30/8/2025, 5:54:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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in many ways the murder clowns failed us

30/8/2025, 5:27:04 PM | 58 24 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exceeds expectations. Sugar Rush Peach peppers with tigger and rich sweetness mini melons. I need to reconfigure this a bit for proper canning chemistry but for a first run this is tasty.

30/8/2025, 5:27:21 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I realized you meant Peter Pan after the fact. Why my mind went to Peter Cetera is beyond me.

30/8/2025, 5:24:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am a ham that will fight for your honor.

30/8/2025, 3:23:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lowers flag to half mast.

30/8/2025, 12:28:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you see me listening to that one song that reminds me of you for the 47th time, no you didn’t.

30/8/2025, 10:24:17 AM | 9 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Treated myself to Stray on the steamdeck. Such a beautiful world and the mechanics of just being a cat are very calming. Its a kittyo game. πŸ˜†

30/8/2025, 12:11:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ive heard too much wanky spanky makes ya Blind.

29/8/2025, 8:31:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ«‚

29/8/2025, 5:30:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I messed up, Norman Blake is still alive. πŸ₯³

29/8/2025, 5:09:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Corduroy Blake

29/8/2025, 5:08:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I recognize my privilege but if everything that could go catastrophically wrong in my world just stop for a moment I'd really appreciate it.

29/8/2025, 4:50:06 PM | 15 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t have a dream job. I don’t dream of doing labour.

29/8/2025, 3:24:54 PM | 19 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Corduroy Cheddar (@corduroycheddar.bsky.social) reposted

I can diagnose people by looking at them. Cunts. All cunts.

28/8/2025, 9:12:35 PM | 192 43 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a list of 70 butthole themed questions, that's after revisions and trimming off the redundant. Let's Goooo

28/8/2025, 6:46:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Speedy healing buddy, I hope it's nothing major. Chop stitch and keep roiling. πŸ’™

28/8/2025, 6:42:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Obligatory Jaws reference.

1.5 lb tomatos pushing the limits of my little harvest basket.
28/8/2025, 3:29:51 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frances Meh (@francesmeh.reviews) reposted

you can't throw a rock in america without hitting some troglodytic religious weirdo trying to control other people's bodies and that's why we should throw a lot more rocks

28/8/2025, 3:11:11 PM | 1216 265 | View on Bluesky | view

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i know scrabble scores in france are crazy

28/8/2025, 2:57:07 PM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's been my mantra lately. It'll pass. Youngest starts middle school next week which is exciting. Maybe not for him but I'm looking forward to it. πŸ˜†

28/8/2025, 1:52:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Burrito at 19: I'm going to be in a famous punk band Burrito at 40: Fucking Brenda get out of the way of school drop off! I have to get to my corporate job!

28/8/2025, 12:54:20 PM | 20 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw you post about some of that and I'm very happy to see things looking up in your world. ❀️ I'm ok, honestly a lot of not-so-great things going on but I'm healthy and pushing through.

28/8/2025, 1:43:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hiya Kim, how's everything?

28/8/2025, 1:28:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*raises hand, says "present" and puts head back on desk*

28/8/2025, 12:44:27 PM | 29 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pesci-peculation has a lot of gray legal areas.

27/8/2025, 1:06:12 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Human Pamplemoussa Virus

27/8/2025, 12:50:14 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fuck kiwis. fuzzy little shits.

26/8/2025, 7:55:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if code could personify into a demon, you get SAP. My condolences for that time you'll never get back.

26/8/2025, 7:38:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hope your tomorrow is less stenchy.

26/8/2025, 7:24:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 5:07:51 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Return of the Obra Dinn

26/8/2025, 4:00:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel that.

26/8/2025, 3:46:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On a scale of 1 to Bog of Eternal Stench, how's your mental health today?

26/8/2025, 3:38:26 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heck yeah

25/8/2025, 11:17:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've been heavy on Bowie lately, Going with Life on Mars, tomorrow may be a different answer. Also, I"d assumed Jean Genie was about a male prostitute but it was sorta/kinda modeled for Iggy Pop.

25/8/2025, 7:04:51 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Talked to my therapy chicken and she said it's gonna BOK

23/8/2025, 10:09:13 PM | 679 122 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hopefully it sticks around and isn't a passing fad.

23/8/2025, 12:23:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just bought the same about an hour ago. 🀣

22/8/2025, 11:46:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is/was a Baltimore guy, that could be meaningless at this point but might help. Last I saw him was 25 years ago and life moves fast.

22/8/2025, 4:50:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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99% sure it's not the same guy. This would be a younger fella (well maybe about 50 now) with significantly less hair.

22/8/2025, 4:46:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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excellent song!

22/8/2025, 4:45:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any idea where things went south? I've had success in the past and would love to not deal with dysentery.

22/8/2025, 3:46:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BippityBoppityBong (@bippityboppitybong.bsky.social) reply parent

yes indeed! fruity hots for breakfast is the best. My search so far leans towards fermentation. I don't want to buy fermenting caps for the jars but might not have any other options unless I manually burp and cross fingers.

22/8/2025, 3:34:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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feels good doesn't it? 😊

22/8/2025, 3:23:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the mighty might be giant bosstones

22/8/2025, 3:22:36 PM | 17 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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sweet, do you have plans for it or is it a pet plant? I met up with an old friend last week that's doing an entire field of it up in Michigan. Seeing the photos I'm dying to visit his spot.

22/8/2025, 3:12:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks! 😁 Early morning garden checks are keeping me sane with everything going on.

22/8/2025, 3:02:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Missus buys Ellio's still to scratch an itch and I just don't get it.

22/8/2025, 2:27:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any MD or east coast music nerds know what Jimmy Sexton is doing these days? He used to play guitar for Kelly Bell Band and could absolutely wail some blues. Did some googling but came up short.

22/8/2025, 2:04:53 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Harrumph Day Travis πŸ₯³

22/8/2025, 1:16:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wine berries have come and gone, we still have some syrup left. If the melon idea doesn't pan out I'll tap neighbor Dave's shoulder and see what he's got in his gardens. The Sugar Rush plant is a producer so theres no shortage to experiment with.

22/8/2025, 12:51:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I die, call this number. They'll know what to do. 1-877-Kars4Kids

20/8/2025, 10:55:40 PM | 26 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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I may be immune to tear gas for a bit. I think I found a marketing angle for the potential sauce.

22/8/2025, 12:26:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Going for hot sauce. I've done really good mango hot sauce in the past but had to use store bought fruit. I want to do something fully homegrown and am currently looking into melon/cantaloupe recipes to help use up all these hand sized melons. I promise to post results.

22/8/2025, 12:24:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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warmed my belly like whisky. 🀯

22/8/2025, 12:19:22 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Forgot alt-text: basket arranged mostly with yellowish hot peppers, some 13 inch beans and a tigger melon.

22/8/2025, 12:18:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The peppers are Sugar Rush Peach but they've refused to turn color. Left a ton on the plant to wait them out but these are delicious. Pretty hot, especially if you're dumb and bite one in half before morning coffee.

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22/8/2025, 12:17:06 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Blerrmeister (@blerrycat1.bsky.social) reposted

Cheese is just milk rocks

21/8/2025, 3:55:12 PM | 21 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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From Wick-it's BC:

21/8/2025, 3:26:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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a not an, that's the trouble with carelessly slapped together puns. I am not unliterate. πŸ€ͺ

21/8/2025, 3:20:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bloody awful. it stays.

21/8/2025, 3:15:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When French people make a mistake in the midwest, it's an fOpe pas.

21/8/2025, 3:14:40 PM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heard Big Bad John last weekend and it's stuck in my head. I think the last time I'd heard it I was still wearing bugle boys.

21/8/2025, 3:10:57 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That would backfire on me, their parents raised smartasses.

21/8/2025, 2:59:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture boofus πŸŽƒ (@te-kanawa.bsky.social) reposted

love a good MF DOOM mashup this one is straight πŸ”₯

21/8/2025, 2:52:37 PM | 10 3 | View on Bluesky | view