If the Giants make a coaching staff change at 2pm ET, I’m going to be pissed. #SFGiants 🥃⚾️
Lifetime of bitter Giants disappointments; I call it like I see it, often with sarcasm. also @bitterafterdark.bsky.social for non-baseball talk (currently, a lot of outraged political talk) https://map.what3words.com/aura.double.wells
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If the Giants make a coaching staff change at 2pm ET, I’m going to be pissed. #SFGiants 🥃⚾️
Remember to be safe during BBQs this Labor Day. .
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Giants Win! SF 8, COL 2 FINAL I’m 50/50 on the productivity of this .500 Giants team. #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatRockies .
Basis loaded, One out, What could go wrong? #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatRockies
#ShutUoAmyG all day, everyday!
Why aren’t we going for field goal? SF 6, COL 0 Top 6 #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatRockies
All?
What’s eating Gilbert (Grape Gatorade)? #SFGiants 🥃⚾️
Sing it, Tony! 🎶🎤 #GiantsWin #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ .
Totally bush
Giants Win! BAL 2, SF 13 FINAL 7-2 in the last nine games, heading off to the worst team in the division. What could go wrong!? #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatCOL .
And you thought only American multi-millionaires/billionaires were assholes. It’s international! (or is it the money? 🤔)
Wanna be deep? Forest Hill station WAS the deepest station in San Francisco until the construction of the Chinatown-Rose Pak Station, which sits about 100ft below ground.
The #SFGiants, helping geriatric pitchers make records since 1958! #SFGiants 🥃⚾️
It’s Thursday somewhere… college football. I was confused
I know this season has been rough, but I hope we don’t lose too many #SFGiants fans on #BlueSky with football officially starting today. 🧐 #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles .
Giants Lose BAL 11, SF 1 FINAL I’m posting now because I can’t wait and I’m leaving for a dinner appointment. #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles .
You can do it, Giants! 10 runs to tie, 11 to win! 😂 #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles
🎶 “Black top, white shorts… “
Is this nightmare over yet? Asking for everyone who wants to get on with their Saturday night. #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles
Oh, Matos... 🙄
I'm not going to lie, but these uniforms are fucking me up. #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles
Well… these are the Giants I remember. #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles .
I walk away for 15 minutes and all hell breaks loose?!? Fuckin’ Seymour. #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles
Adames 💣 #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles
Six is sexy Seven if heaven. Let’s 👏 Go 👏 Giants! 👏 #FOXSportsSucks #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles ,
Reminder: Today’s game is earlier than usual. 📍 #OraclePark ⏰ 4:10pm PT 📻 #KNBR 📺 #FOX 🙉 Is 7 a lucky number? 🧐 #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles
How good? GOOD. youtu.be/RixFwmmSscc?...
Sing it, Tony! 🎤🎶 #GiantsWin .
Giants Win! (BIG) BAL 8, SF 15 FINAL Wow! What a game! Six wins in a row. Winning is (dare I say) fun! #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles .
Did the Giants get a new weed supplier? #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles .
"Waste Management, helping small businesses since 1932." .
That was some bad Mayo...
Touchdown! Bal 6, SF 14 Bot 7 #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles .
Watching the Orioles is like watching the July Giants... #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles
🥳 #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles .
🎶 If we took a Holliday Took some time to celebrate Just one day out of life It would be, it would be so nice
Decoder: Giants: 🟧⬛️ Orioles: ⚫️🟠 #Simple #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles
Meta? Doing something without permission?!? .
I know where to go when I drop my iPhone in the water.
The San Francisco Giants: No lead is comfortable™️ #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles.
I like this Orioles pitching staff! #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles
“That one is wet!” How many times have we heard that?! BAL 4, SF 9 Bot 4 #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles
If we become hopeful, then "no" Assume the worse, hope for the best.
👀 #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles .
Nope ☹️
If, if, if…
Or something as innocuous as an overpass crossing: www.nycurbanism.com/blog/2020/7/...
Kremer might need some coffee… #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles
Jung Hoo Bees Knees! #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles
Coby Mayo once sat in the sun too long and went bad. #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles
I need a “Strikeout Probability” stat meter at my local bar. #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles
Dare we say… Six?!? #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles .
🟧⬛️ Simple.
Base is loaded. Zero outs What could go wrong? The Giants. #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles
😩 #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles .
Ray by the Bay™️ #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles
Damn it… #KNBR feed within the #AppleTV app appears to be not working. It’s a conspiracy! #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles
Oh, Robby… 🎶 “Let me go on Like I blister in the sun Let me go on Big hands, I know you're the one” #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles
7:15pm PT
I predict the orange and black will win tonight! #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles
I’m assuming it will engage at game time 🤞😬
Speaking in Spanish) “Who is this blond bitch?”
See you in 2027, Randy. 💪😢 #SFGiants 🥃⚾️
Apple TV on, KNBR synced. #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles .
Well, that’s one person!
😢 At least it’s not Roku… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatBal .
It’s not MY birthday, so it must be yours! Happy Birthday!🎈🎁🎂
Yup.
Jung Hoo looks like the kid being chased down in the schoolyard… “Guys! Leave me alone!” #SFGiants 🥃⚾️
🎶 Sing it, Tony! #GiantsWin .
Baths for everyone! #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ .
Giants Win! Cubs 3, SF 4 FINAL WHO are these Brewers?! (Whispers)… I mean Giants?! Five in a row! Sweep! #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ .
Food reviews, disguised as baseball tweets
ADAMES! #NotAdama #SFGiants 🥃⚾️
Tired of the Giants droning on about the Pokémon show... They're acting like a fly-by-night organization! #SFGiants 🥃⚾️
Obviously, this was lost on most of you.
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Does every sports writer include Buster Posey's name in the title to increase click rates? #yes
When is the "Watanabe Leatherman Multi-Tool" Night? #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatCubs
Jung Hoo Lee's swings look like me at the batting cage... Except he hits most of them. #SFGiants 🥃⚾️
Announcing..."The Devers Bobble Bobblehead!" #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatCubs
oh? is he in the wine business?
He's a kid who needs to get serious. This is his job
2026 Spring Training for Ramos: 1) Fielding practice 2) Better communications with teammates. #SFGiants 🥃⚾️
Let's 👏 Go 👏 For 👏 Five! 👏 #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatCubs
These .489 Giants are really something! I can’t wait to see the power of the .500 Giants! #SFGiants 🥃⚾️
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🎶 Sing it, Tony! #GiantsWin .
Giants Win! Cubs 3, SF 12 FINAL WOW! What a game! Four in a row, too! As excited and happy as I am, I'm still a Giants fan with history. #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatCubs .
