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34/Male/Taurus. IT guy. Married to a girl out of my league. Straight-ish/Bi. Father of 2 girls. Sometimes a fat as hell bro.
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I like to subvert expectations so ironically my bear is one of my slimmest dudes :P
Me LMAOO
UNC TD on the first drive of the Bill Belichick era
LMAOOO that’s even worse.
rookie of the year card c0mm for @bearfessor.bsky.social (🔞)
Got him in one of my leagues and I’m pumped, he’s a stud.
Football starts Thursday & there’s preseason hockey this month‼️
I love them
Septembear....
Haha I meant it like we deserve all four, but true! ;>
Septembear, Octobear, November, Decembear....
Sweet Tooth #TheBadGuys #fanart
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Marie studies. I can't stop messing with her design but I think I'm getting somewhere. Thom is also there #furryart
Can’t join this time but so interested. Retweeting to post visibility for you, you’re worth every penny!!
Hey it is that time again ✨✨✨ Here are my prices/ examples, as well as a link to the form to fill out. This is not FCFS btw, I will look over submissions and send invoices to those I choose on Tues. Form here: form.jotform.com/232674414861...
Isack Hadjar not knowing where to go before figuring out where his team was to celebrate, great moment
This exact thing happened to me when I tried that Hot Ones Da Bomb sauce on some chicken tbqh.
Incredible level of starting something you have zero intention of finishing
Man Jared Leto fucking sucks but I want to see the new Tron movie so bad bro.
Me running to the break room after the boss says there are Crumbl cookes in there
DUCK DOWN, PUDDLES HAS LOST HIS HEAD (h/t @kwade.bsky.social)
Me me I’m the salad bear! :9
Hopefully when they deliver it they have their pants on. :x
Sports busts featuring Scott, Tyler, & Chase! 🦊🦊🦊 🎨 by @vhkaneweer.bsky.social
How the Email finds me
oh, to be a bear in a sea of salmon...
Heard Guster on the radio for the first time in like 15 years and immediately felt like this
Marvel Rivals - Teamup Trouble
New Action Cookbook Newsletter! Football season is upon us, and it's a new season at the ACBN, too. (I'm on Ghost now!) To celebrate, today's newsletter is free to all, and includes: -a gameday dip! -an eye-opening cocktail! -book/music/podcast recs! -more! www.actioncookbook.com/its-a-brand-...
Football and hockey ‼️‼️
Wolf lost it and Diane after him... Kitty isn't happy! #foxpopvli #art #badguysmovie
This slaps bro.
COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BACK
Unbelievable... Gophers' receiver gets knocked on his ass and Lindsey's pass hits his foot, pops in the air, and gets picked off
I have patches of gray in my beard too <.>;;;
irl
Me to every Cowboys fan today (and always)
I swear you see something new in MLB every damn day, Tucker's throw in hits Matt Chapman at first base and pops the ball to the backstop allowing another run to score and Chapman to go to 2nd
hey the mariners have won 54 percent of their games
thump
Oh please I’m so interested!!
the complete embrace of nihilism and the rejection of being genuine is the greatest danger to humanity right now
Did a workout I’ve done maybe 100 times before but today my left shoulder was like 😢
Their cheese steak sub they have is actually not bad but then again I’m uh sort of full-figured :x
It’s almost Sheptember….
didn’t know @blemur.bsky.social was in toronto!
maybe the biggest jump in baseball history
I’d post my dog guy for National Dog Day but he’s a fat fur and a cop lmao.
it's #NationalDogDay... post ur Dogs...
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are getting married. Good for them. I'm sure everyone will be rational about this.
Oh my god it's true.
Massive news in girl dad households. ;>
What the fuck did I just watch
Fair honestly.
I mean it fucking sucks but I worked in a warehouse for like 2 years after I graduated, pretty easy to get on in my opinion and even though it’s physically demanding, it paid pretty well and I got mad overtime.
Must be nice 😢
Let the Kid Cook - Gator Days
Battle for Control - Gator Days
Me seeing everyone talk about how cool the weather is today
You're in Disneyland dogg. You're on the kids' turf. If you don't want to be around kids you should get a better hobby like going to the opera
Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
Raleigh hits most home runs by primary catcher (49) Cal Raleigh goes deep for the second time in the game and hits the most home runs by a primary catcher in a single-season
Embarrassing... BONUS panel below! 👇
A romantic little feeding session 🍓💕 Fullbody for @ //benzobridges over on the twit!
I’ll have to keep repeating “what if Kitty Kat was real & strangling me” if I ever get my throat slashed, thanks Coyotes
HIGHLIGHT REEL 🤯 Caden Pinnick making some incredible moves on this TD
DISASTER
saw a blue salmon swimming upstream to spawn today
I can do some basic stuff but that’s about it lol.
I’d win if I could eat 50 wings and crush 12 beers the night before.
😂😂😂 #nfl #NFL #JameisWinston #JaxsonDart #Giants #NYG #Patriots #GoBigBlue
Mr. Wolf is making a high stakes move with Kitty Kat-- either he gets on her good side, or he might lose a hand! Some #BadGuys2 fanart I wanted to do after I saw the movie last week. I loved it, and I'll be seeing it again soon! Happy #FanArtFriday!
this stupid fox
commissioned works from this year: couples, lovers, spouses, boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, wives, sweethearts.... im always so flattered when ppl hit me up to celebrate a wedding or birthday or anniversary... thank you for trusting me with your memories!
Not all fox characters like to yiff bro 😭 😭 My dude was built differently, but for me the distinction is intentional lol. But JT most definitely adapts seamlessly to any role or challenge.
BREAKING: The SEC is finally moving to a 9-game conference schedule in 2026. There will be three permanent opponents and six rotating opponents.
things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
Fr I love both of them so much 🥰
Love Jacob & Clara so much 🥰
skater collie! ⭐️
Me spending 2 hours making a pivot chart just to take Ja’Marr Chase in the first round.
1st fantasy football draft after work tomorrow!!
The worst is that colonial dude lmao
i should draw her again...
shweezer (sharks weezer)
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My truesona is probably my bear or raccoon, most of my other dudes are ‘what if I was a fox but fat as hell’, ‘what if I was a wolf but fat as hell’, ‘what if I was a shark but fat as hell’, and on. Lmao
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