Why did they call Higgs Boson "The God Particle"? It gives mass, so it makes more sense to go with "The Pope Particle".
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Why did they call Higgs Boson "The God Particle"? It gives mass, so it makes more sense to go with "The Pope Particle".
Gotta be honest and say that it once again feels stressful that all the evil people are doing evil things and making life worse for everyone
Is today revenge of the fifth for what we were fourthed to do yesterday?
Frodo is a creature of hobbit
By the horrified look on her face, the alien on my gym shirt has this woman questioning her basic assumptions about the universe.
All my bones and joints for 24 hours after my covid booster (still get one! mask up because getting and spreading covid is way worse!).
Tomorrow
That John Candy documentary makes me want to cry just watching the trailer I wish I didn’t have such quick access to tears. I cry during a pretty song. This will destroy me.
Some may say grind their bones, feed the earth, and to that I say: Okay. Sounds good.
Tom Waits covers R.E.M. R.E.M. covers Tom Waits. Rapid. Waits. Tom. Eye. The movement. The movement. Bingo Hand Job. God's away on business.
If I could, I would totally have Bernie Sanders’ baby
I blame Big TV for giving kids inferiority complexes about the size of their own bedrooms given that all of the TV kids had bedrooms big enough to accommodate a sound stage.
I've been watching 'My Neighbour Totoro' again, one of my comfort-movies. It's so reassuring. It heals my inner child and always makes me feel better. Lovely lovely lovely film, full of light both literal and metaphorical, it leaves me feeling renewed and ready to believe things can be good again.
If your palms are sweaty that just means someone is talking about spaghetti
sometimes when i have two meetings at the same time i tell both i’m going to the other and take a nap
This guy isn’t playing with a full deck 😵💫
is stopping to pet a cat on my way to work a valid reason to be late
made a thing
Mid-day hen party (from Wednesday night lol) in case you’re struggling through your day, too. 🖤🧡🖤🖤
if you like my art, please check out my little shop of t shirts www.customizedgirl.com/s/humanmike
if you can walk around america & feel like nothings changed, thats privilege.
We should refer to all scary movies as peliculas. Thank you I yield the rest of my time.
The word película reminds me of Dracula
“it’s all good in the hood” I say, knowing damn well the hood is being gentrified beyond recognition
Your horoscope for today: Be like an arch - give support, spread the load, and continue to stand strong as things crumble around you.
just got kicked out of my subdivision for adding a B to all the garage sale signs
Today's vibe is wet wipe.
Silhouette of trees as it's getting dark.
Babe, my love for you ungirdled; it is without girdle, girdleless, if you will.
My life flashing before my eyes when I die is gonna be so cringe they'll probably consider it time served lesson learned and let me into heaven.
Someone decided to finally let go of the 80s
Old people who are autism deniers always seem to be the ones that flip out if their schedule gets changed in the slightest.
I love you to the moon and back, but we can't stop because our air filtration system isn't working.
Quick question, have any of you tried lying on the floor kicking your heels and shrieking "I don' wanna!" over and over instead of just getting on with the day? Asking for a responsible adult.
The Count of Monte Cristo is my favorite book about a count and his love of a sandwich.
Rock and Roll Reform School was not that fun.
had my heart broken by a book again
Older women, making eye contact and smiling maniacally, as they pass you by without saying a word.
llaauuunndrrryyy
*Boiling hotdogs in Dr Pepper* WHO WANTS HOCTER PEPDOGS
What about when they smell like cornflakes, though? That's the good stuff right there.
Ratatouille came to visit!!
dressed up like a Fraggle for work this morning, and no one at the office seemed to notice
Sometimes when I really want to rock out, I put on some Seals and Croft.
a Baby Ruth a day keeps the Baby Ruth nightmares at bay
Bad Italian food is called Regretti
All Post Over Are My Place The
Cute little duck #art #doodles
Watched an alpaca chase a deer this morning and it was hilarious. Gonna be a great day
It has come to my attention that some of you may not take me seriously. To this I say flibble scarvel spadong ding dong bagoobey
ever get struck by lightning so hard that someone had to put a sign on your singed ass?
queck
Buenos Dias amigos. 🦎💀🇲🇽👋
“Could the multitudes we contain within ourselves include elements from all four female archetypal characters?” Carrie wondered aloud as she typed.
The Art of Waldemar von Kozak → bit.ly/2mIucVU #artist #portfolio #illustration #art
detective in the 1930s investigating the scene of a large pie fight: it looks like there was more than one stooge involved in this. see the footprint patterns, all chaotic & slapsticky? they didn’t even try to cover their tracks. my guess is there were at least two, maybe three.
The ideal friendship is one in which you wordlessly exchange beetles through the mail with a stranger whose name you never learn
Selfie
Might start commuting by space hopper. Fuck it.
WHO UP POSSIBLY READY TO MAYBE BE AWAKE ON THIS FINE FRIDAY?!
leaving this hellscape behind for a life in Antartica where I will worship the golden penguin
you hate my ego but without it we wouldn’t be riding in this sweet Trans Am
Giant spider in my shower wrote 'your next' in her web Me: *you're*
"I believe in letting things heal naturally," I say, welcoming the demon blood pathogens in through my open chest wound.
A cloud could be shaped like an ice cube and furnished like a sunny day nothing in this ill-condensed life is worth a deposit
Okay - that’s charming
can't, busy making sock puppet yelp accounts with "garfield" in the name exclusively to critique the lasagna at Italian restaurants
Not today 😄 Just salted butter. Mmm.
Fruit Loops The Bird
Earth ⭐️☆☆☆☆
Pthomas The Pterosaur
Seems like a paint-by-numbers move. The gloss is off. Earnings were flat. Employees were shaken. Don't stop me now I am on a roller...
One of by land, two if by sea, and a mysterious third mode of conveyance not yet known to mankind
Oh, probably just collapse into a pile of goo, you?
Was there endless tea inside Mrs. Potts or did she have to periodically pour boiling water inside of her body?
Tried a snickerdoodle flavored twix bar, and had the thought "I'm not really getting a lot of snickerdoodliness out of this".
Last week I bought a gallon of apple cider and 3 Newman's Own varieties of ade. Nice thinking, past me. Love, future you.
In the Looney Tunes tarot, Wile E. Coyote is the Tower.
Downy Woodpeckers excavate cavities in dead trees - sometimes temporary, sometimes for a nest - this male was appropriately wary, checking around periodically in between tossing beaksful of wood dust down 🌿 🪶
just turn up the music so you can’t hear the problems
They should invent a sun that doesn't blind you when you're driving in the morning.
They already knew this in the 70s.
cry hammock, and let slip the naps of war
The cake wars were a dark time in history.
after spending two hours weeding, I’ve never been more tempted to just let nature reclaim the patio
Just really enjoying some quality toast this morning. Bread and butter thoughts.
Stopping through this morning to let y'all know that if you're not cooking your bacon in the oven you're doing it wrong
My wife was teasing me about ending conversations with "well, anyway..." But I can't just suddenly stop talking and walk out of the room. I have to say something, right? And it seems silly to say "bye" when I'm just going back to the den. Maybe I'll try "end-of-file", or "System.exit()".
Food prep? You mean like, microwaving it?
Following Directions on BlueSky: Turn the corner of skeet street & shitposter ave., if you’ve gone down art boulevard you’ve gone too far. I’ll be waiting by poetry place and whimsical nonsense way.
a Batman movie where the arch villain reveals Batman’s true identity by forcing him to suck on a cough drop
Time to start hollowing out large gourds for our annual ritual blood sacrifi—I mean Harvest Festival
Oh good this hospital has a bank inside it now so we all can see the priorities.
Ridiculous what notes you take when you’re on the phone. Just spent ten minutes on a very important call and all I wrote was Tuesday and my name several times. Can only assume I’m planning on eloping with myself and wanted to know what my new signature will look like?
Whenever I'm bored I simply close my eyes and imagine a ham sandwich tumbling through the dark void of space until I have a panic attack and lose consciousness
"There's always a little more at the very end." The beginning? "No, infinitesimals they get smaller and smaller, magnifying glass, electron microscope if you have to just don't give up." Thanks, I'll never run out of crying over chopped onions now
leaving some for the crows
They should invent a spooky building that nobody enters, but a lot of people leave
Good stuff. Great stuff. Things.