bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
to each their own i guess
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view profile on Bluesky bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
to each their own i guess
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
then weāre properly fucked
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
i think it works well
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social)
dying of rabies because i was afraid of dog autism
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social)
after three years in new orleans itās kinda nice to live somewhere i can have the windows open in late summer without literally dying
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social)
david attenborough: when the US president soils his pants, often he will hide the evidence throughout the white house, much like a squirrel burying acorns ahead of the coming winter. tired of finding these āexecutive stashes,ā the cleaning staff simply toss them out. he will make more, they say.
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social)
[shooting people just to watch them stumble around after getting hit] but what would philosophy say about this
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social)
they were just talking about escargot and body odor here
leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted
reading this felt like discovering one of those tribes of people who have had no contact with the outside world
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
there had to be a downside to three floors with a private backyard and steam room
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
itās homophobic against long-term gay couples that take a lot of vacations
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
not my first time seeing that, but it might only be my third or fourth time seeing it
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
the sides are magnetic but the fridge is embedded in the cabinetry so thereās only like an inch to play with. at least the oven hood is magnetic but itās a much smaller surface area
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social)
discovered a housing emergency in our new apartment, by which i mean we have a fridge magnet collection and the refrigerator doors are not magnetic
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
idk about merely but i can see it, in a āhot dog is a sandwichā-like sense
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
it would be crazy if a chief executive did that today
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
i read a thing about it several years ago that, if i remember correctly, said the trains ran about the same as before he took power, if not slightly worse. and of course when the war came home to italy some stopped running altogether
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social)
my favorite thing about āmake the trains run on timeā as a reference point for fascism is that mussolini did not in fact make the trains run on time.
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social)
new york really knows how to make a new resident feel welcome (slow walkers, cars honking at nothing, a bunch of cops standing around all useless)
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
iām excited for you
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
not sure if a strata fits the description, but a friend of mine once made this and as someone who doesnāt really fuck with eggs it kinda blew my mind. not really a one person amount of food though lol food52.com/recipes/2536...
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social)
itās nice for the irl things that remind me of fallout to be bumbling robots instead of geopolitical instability and the rise of fascism
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
he what?! damn i should be one of those Guys
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
life has a way of pulling me back down here. already have a thing iāll be back for in march lol
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
this was my first quadruple burger and quite possibly my last. i was surprised at how easily i ate it though
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
iāve never actually eaten at port of call but iām confident iād like slap burger better. iām realizing now itās the second-best burger iāve ever had
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
original slap burger, inside marieās
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
burger as always was from the original slap burger. look for my photo on the quad wall sometime
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social)
deadass thought this was drake bell at first
Stone Cold Jane Austen (@abbyhiggs.bsky.social) reposted
RFK Jr looks like heās been sampling the diseases at the CDC
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
thatās actually an interesting idea
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social)
imagine being the person in the newsroom who pre-writes donald trumpās obituary
SoloChills (@solochills.bsky.social) reposted
Pontius Pilate:
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
i think so? donāt mind my open head wound
Cooper Lund (@cooperlund.online) reposted
Fwiw the mom and pop landlord I had for several years was responsive. It was a brother and sister duo. She lived out on Long Island and handled the business, he lived in the apartment above us and handled the building. He was a bit odd, but I liked him. There was The Incident, though.
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
iāll be honest i still donāt get it with dua lipa. itās like if you asked AI to generate a pop star
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social)
all of my gay friends want to see dua lipa in october and im the only one who wants to see sabrina carpenter instead
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
seven and a half hours from boston to washington. the future is here. yes i am posting from the year 1899
lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) reposted
seeing the "brand new, next generation, super futuristic" acela cars fitted with usb A ports is making the US look so washed
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
i keep coming back to this
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
some american you are
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
appleton estate makes a simple and affordable white rum that is sometimes hard to find but all around pleasant for its price point (though their spiced rums are much better)
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
i didnāt like any of the flavored ones. still donāt really
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
i could crush a bag of these in an hour as a kid. i eventually got some help though
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social)
we should have known society was cooked once bacardi became every barās standard/only white rum
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reposted
One thing thatās funny about this is that he didnāt actually live in New York City.
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
thatās fair, but it really isnāt terrible. but itās also not a thing i would order anywhere at any time
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
i havenāt been drunk today!
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
iād be there too if not by the grace of xanax
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
iāve discovered that green tea and spiced rum tastes kinda like watered down rum. itās not bad
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social)
iām ready to stop seeing the murder weapon. all these sick little freaks scribble references to other mass killers on their guns and it typically isnāt more than an in-group signal to their fellow mass-murder enthusiasts. thereās no need to engage with it on social media.
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social)
you can just tell the pharmacist youāre depressed. thereās no law against it. though they might give you a little speech about Seeking Help
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
like she would lecture us about leaving dirty pans in the sink for *one hour* meanwhile her boyfriendās food covered plates would be there for a week
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
people can surprise you. one of my my junior year college roommates was a good friend for years, we were very close. but she was such an unrepentant control freak as a roommate that we had to snitch her out to the landlords, who happened to be her parents. she stopped, and stopped talking to us
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
lol
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
i was at the spotted cat when henry kissinger died and i would do crime for a t-shirt that says that
Thor Benson (@thorbenson.bsky.social) reposted
Sometimes when the news has me down I just try to remember that Henry Kissinger is dead
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
actually Drinking Responsibly because thereās still a fair bit of packing to do. but yes
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social)
inspiring: weāve reached the point of packing where weāre trying to finish the almost empty liquor bottles
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
rockstar is gonna break everyoneās brain and release GTA: GTA
Jerry Chen (@jcsalterego.bsky.social) reposted
it happened in my replies: one or two canadians blocked each other over whether GTA means grand theft auto or greater toronto area
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social)
i mean white people been stealing black slang ever since they first encountered each other but for some reason itās especially glaring on bluesky
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social)
muriel aināt been invited to the cookout in years anyway.
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
was this written by that woman who handed 50 grand in cash to some guy in a car who said he was an FBI agent
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
so thatās why it was as much bullshit as humanly possible
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
if i ever win the lottery (lol) ill drop 40 grand in pennies at the department of educationās liquidation agency and call it a day
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
eight and a half years of that shit and itās like it just never happened.
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social)
happy for my friend getting their student loans forgiven, and deeply resentful that the PSLF program did nothing but fuck me over, even under the democrats
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
that would be a hot look
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
iām listening
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
understandable. i have seen all black and all white ones, but theyāre not that common. but they do exist somewhere
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
been using some nike killshot 2ās for this but there is often that streak of color including on mine
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social)
me trying to get on the federal grand jury: president trump is doing what nobody else was strong or brave enough to do: save our cities from crime me on the federal grand jury: no bill, no bill, no bill
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
just like her fox show
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
seems like the ideal way to do it but what do i know
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
iāve said a lot of bad things about pete hegseth and will continue to do so, but i never saw him be obviously drunk on camera. cannot say the same for pirro!
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
used to have to watch her god awful saturday night show sometimes and she would take advantage of that dead timeslot to go on slurring her words, forgetting her point, and generally looking a mess. i swear you could smell the wine through the tv screen
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social)
for someone i used to watch be visibly drunk on national television, im surprised jeanine pirroās substance abuse issues are not a bigger part of the dc story
whet moser (@whetmoser.com) reposted
used to be you could get an indictment against a ham sandwich. now you can't even indict a guy who throws a ham sandwich. folks, www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social)
free the sandwich guy, free dc, free america
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
i am so sorry for this and for your almost incomprehensibly bad roommate history
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social)
sure people might call chatgpt a āplagiarism machineā that āmakes stuff upā and āsteals from artistsā but what if it also coached vulnerable people through their suicide attempts?
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social)
one of my strongest memories this year was a lone elderly japanese man, standing on a bridge in kyoto amid buskers and tourist groups, silently holding bilingual protest signs about climate change. nobody appeared to notice him
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
i wonder how many times that sign has been stolen
ā°ćDer SiebenschlƤfer *.ļ¾āæ ā (@sababausa.bsky.social) reposted
I got the complaint in the horrific OpenAI self harm case the the NY Times reported today This is way way worse even than the NYT article makes it out to be OpenAI absolutely deserves to be run out of business
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social)
packing up the seasonings. shit just got real.
Asawin Suebsaeng (@swin24.bsky.social) reposted
Bill Kristol being the way he is now makes sense if you interpret it thru the lens of how much he hated Saddam Hussein and how much trump is actually like Saddam Hussein
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
what the republicans are doing is inhumanly wrong. itās demolishing the very foundation of the country. and empathy demands that those responsible be ruthlessly punished with a vengeance
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
i think the trump era is pushing that dichotomy into the past. anecdotal, sure, but every democrat i know is brimming with fury at the republican party. and that anger at least partially stems from empathy for the people being destroyed and disappeared every day, and the hope that we can do better
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
i will never be that person
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
the white house called the democratic party a domestic extremist group *yesterday*
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social)
iāve always hated moving but i always forget the bullshit that springs up in the final days. thank god for benzodiazepines
muscular baby jeb lund (@mobute.bsky.social) reposted
every time i see a picture of him i wonder "is this a still that will get a ken burns effect during the documentary"
Rose/T.A. Summers (@rosepetals1984.bsky.social) reposted
Time would be better spent giving him resources to recoup, not punishing him excessively like this. They do this to Black men a lot more than folks realize, though under the radar. We're seeing it because of who he is and the current state of police inflicting as much pain as they can.
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
in many cases cheating and rigging means a republican lock on local power too. the louisiana governor canceled a huge project to protect the ever-sinking new orleans, ostensibly for fishermen. but everyone here knows itās because he doesnāt want to spend a dime on saving the sinners who live here.
bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reply parent
as others have noted, katrina is also this countryās present and future. climate disasters are only growing more common and more expensive, and the federal government is expressly opposed to any relief. republicans will leave you to drown, burn, freeze, and starve as official policy