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And you're part of the problem.
One old woman and her dinosaur. So - two dinosaurs... Likes: Dogs, democracy, music, nature, rocks in particular. Dislikes: Fascists, cats, genocide, hypocrisy and similar things. If I follow you, it means I'm genuinely interested.
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And you're part of the problem.
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
The ritual #collage #digitalcollage Collage season is almost over - I can feel it in my bones. Just a few more to finish.
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I have a weakness for anything in nature that can defeat a human being. Because, quite frankly, we have it coming. My vote goes to Chrysotile.
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
Nej, det er der helt sikkert ikke noget galt med, Hr. Sommerand, hvis man totalt ignorerer de voldelige og autoritære aspekter af deres politik, og i øvrigt skriver dansk som en spansk ko i modvind. Godt det snart er vinter! #dkpol www.dr.dk/nyheder/udla...
Greg T (@gregt314.bsky.social) reposted
Google developer #1: "That's it. Our search engine is simple, efficient, and reliable. It's perfect. We're done." Google developer #2, presumably: "But wouldn't it be *more* perfect if the first search result was always a robot who mansplained your search results to you incorrectly?"
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
Good one, actually :)
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social) reply parent
And up is down, and NASA will now take directions from astrologers.
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
I just turned 60, and now I've forgotten how brackets work. This does not bode well for the future... I put the two wrong minerals up against each other, when in reality it's a choice between a Caribbean holiday or lung cancer. Anyway, here's a vote for minerals you have to fear 😁 #MinCup25
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, I will!
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm in Denmark, and badly in need of a piece of calcite beef with an ammonite impression - for reasons... Do you know where I might get one online?
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
The universe is toying with us.
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
MAGAts if he dies: Bet you all feel bad now, because you were joking about it and then it happened! Us: No Also MAGAts: He's not really dead, he's just helping the aliens hunt trans mice.
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New career opportunities for dog-sledders?
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
The time we live in, in all its grotesque glory. #billionaires www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6-X...
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social) reply parent
Ikaite. The mineral you can't have in your collection. I'm tempted, but - in the absence my darling Quartz, I'm #TeamCalcite this year.
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Why did it have to take so long? #GazaGenocide www.dr.dk/nyheder/udla...
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
I see you're wearing glasses. They look delicious! #ParrotSky
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Hey, that's the guy who's teaching me Spanish!
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Vi husker at der ved sidste valg var flertal til venstre, men Socialdemokraterne valgte at gå til højre - og flere møgsager forsvandt som ved et trylleslag.
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
Rettelse: Uvidende fæ er hysteriske #dkpol www.dr.dk/nyheder/indl...
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social) reply parent
Here's some prose that may even be a match to your own...
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Confession: At a formative age, I got a hold of La femme 100 têtes. Haven't moved on since...
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Every European leader agrees. They're just not brave enough to say it out loud.
Greed Apocalypse (@juanmunoz.bsky.social) reposted
substack.com/@kdterry/not... Why isn’t Zuckerberg called out for this school killing? He removed all guards and checks on Facebook. The killer posted to his page - over and over - his intention to do harm. Even minimal controls would have flagged the posts. Zuckerberg has blood on his hands.
George Monbiot (@georgemonbiot.bsky.social) reposted
Why, you might ask, do the BBC and Sky News, casting their editorial guidelines to the wind, keep giving massive airtime to the far right, while shutting out leftwing voices? Don't their bosses understand the likely consequences? Only one explanation now remains. They do. And it is what they want.
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
The English language at its best.
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...and in least surprising news...
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social) reply parent
My favourite copium fantasy is that the MAGA-verse is full of graphic designers, set designers, sound engineers etc. just low-level trolling at any given opportunity. It seems so real!
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe try changing the menu...
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social) reply parent
Russia, US - what's the difference anymore?
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
This is what it looks like when #Greenland is done with you. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social) reply parent
That's why a cabinet position should never be a consolation prize.
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I'm a very bad person, so I hope he will experience total humiliation before he dies.
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The War Monitor (@warmonitor.net) reposted
Fun fact: The term “gaslighting” comes from the 1938 play "Gas Light", where a man dims the lamps then denies it to make his wife doubt her sanity.
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Beautiful!
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
My unsolicited opinion for the day: If you're an artist that draws/paints in the animé/manga style, you can shut right up about AI and "stolen art".
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They were an amazing band! Had a huge crush on Tony Bellamy when I was a girl, LOL! Niji Trance, Witch Queen, Jericho, Wounded Knee, Alcatraz, Niki Hokey, Maggie - so many great songs.
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
The last guard rail against fascism is falling. Pay attention!
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Same
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I stand corrected! 😁
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social) reply parent
You can sell Americans anything if you package it with racism. Btw. I'm in Denmark. We have days where renewable energy covers 100% of the national energy consumption. And it's cheap! Next year even cheaper.
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
I assume this must be the prelude to my collage, #3 in the Goose! series.
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
They put the ill in billionaire #collage #digitalcollage #ApartheidNepoBabies
Gary R Simonds (@garys79.bsky.social) reposted
I have been sorely disappointed by the lack of unified and rabid Dem opposition to the trump/GOP fascist coup. But I think I get it. Many believe they can low-crawl x 4yrs and survive politically. This is horrifically naive. Even If the GOP allows another vote they will make sure the dems are gone
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
This joke isn't nearly as funny today...
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social) reply parent
It is. In every country but one.
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social) reply parent
How about calling the police, because that doesn't seem legal...
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
This makes me miss my Bulldog so much! Dude once went straight through a coffee table. He wouldn't even have noticed there was anything there.
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
A toxic relationship #collage #digitalcollage
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
The monster had the time of his life this evening, screaming at the top of his lungs from the top of the tallest tree in the neighbourhood. I know they're not supposed to eat chestnuts, but I did see him chewing some. Maybe they're hallucinogenic 🙄 #ParrotSky
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Typical of the violent left! Already escalating from milkshake to sandwich. What's next I ask - pizza?
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
Peak embarrassment - at least for the next few hours.
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Crying for help from his Russian handler?
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
Sucks to be #MAGA (Please disregard that the first guy also didn't age well 😉)
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social) reply parent
Please, may I beg for more of that! 😁
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
A ragged #Dragonfly has caught a #Damselfly and is eating its head. Just backyard things...
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As a child I used to watch these go about their business in the eelgrass in the Danish fjords. Now they're gone, and so is the eelgrass 😢
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
Don't let them forget! #EpsteinFiles #TrumpEpstein
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You're a glass half full guy, aren't you just 😂
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social) reply parent
GOP: We didn't try. Let's proclaim a success. DEMS: We tried, but we only succeeded in 9 out of 10 points. Let's never talk about it.
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
The most fascinating aspect of Donald Trump is that he is simultaneously a prolific liar and painfully transparent. And Putin plays him like a Stradivarius.
John Fugelsang (@johnfugelsang.bsky.social) reposted
Remember, #MAGA Christians: Evil mass killer Putin gets a red carpet & unearned hero's welcome. His victim, our ally, is smeared & mocked for his attire; as Trump rewards Putin w/stolen land. Bc y'all found a messiah you prefer to Jesus, and this is the creed you've chosen.
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As God is my witness, I despise Trump more than I can say. But I'm pretty sure Putin and Lavrov despise him more.
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social) reply parent
How about a Darwin Award for most entertaining national suicide?
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Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
Good point - well made.
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
In world. Can confirm.
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
My daily workout: Eating breakfast with a 1 kilogram bird on my hand, strategically positioned to pick out the best bits before they reach my lips. Then, scritches. #ParrotSky
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Same here. And I will admit that I was well into adulthood when I finally realized that these "theories" are also often wildly racist 😕
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social) reply parent
As a girl I had wide shoulders, narrow hips and monobrow. I was already wildly insecure. If some bitch had demanded I prove my gender, I would have been suicidal. This hysteria doesn't just hurt transwomen - although that's obviously bad enough. But beauty standards for bathrooms... Fuck right off!
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That megalithic structures were created by melting the stone. A theory discussed in one of Graham Hancock's documentaries, specifically with a limestone example, and put forward by someone who clearly missed day 1 of geology 101.
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social) reply parent
That if you melt limestone - its no longer limestone! Sorry - ancient aliens pet peeve 😳
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I must go. My people need me. #ParrotSky
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
This is why people hate #AI. Not because AI is often wrong, but because people, who use it, can't even be bothered to remove a fingernail from a mf'ing glove!
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
There is a man in my neighbourhood whose love of motorized garden tools is only surpassed by the volume of his children's voices 😑
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
After Albrecht Dürer #collage #digitalcollage
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
I'm someone for whom alcohol does absolutely nothing - except give me a headache. Apparently I'm missing out 🤔
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
@jayarjackson.bsky.social is the voice of reason. More people should watch the WatchlistTYT.
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I misspelled that, didn't I... 😕
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
The fine art of squaring a cow.
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social) reply parent
Also a Danish proverb: A thief thinks everyone steals.
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Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
Tasteful restauration #collage #digitalcollage
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
History repeating itself as the darkest irony possible.
Parrot air traffic controller (@bobthebird.bsky.social)
Me: It's so ridiculous that Trump is still talking about the 2016 election. Also me: Would anyone like to hear why it was wrong to include Paul in the Bible?