getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot art account: @mjjii.com
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that’s so cool
incredible
never give up
no they’re just like that
yeah they just do that
no that was like a day ago
my comic takes a lot of effort to create and you should read it
check it out lexsesbian.mjjii.com/speed-dating/
ty for reading!
this is the kind of Quality my webcomic offers lexsesbian.mjjii.com
this is the kind of Quality my webcomic offers lexsesbian.mjjii.com
said i wasn’t going to draw for a few days but i got some new procreate brushes oops
it’s a good thing to do
realized my webcomic needs to be allowed to be even shittier and more experimental
idk it happens only sometimes
got one of those little zaps of hope and optimism after drinking an iced coffee
good things are possible
long weekend
it’s still the freakin weekend
every day between 2-3pm 🥱
I finally put out an update for my app to get ready for iOS 26 and I added lots of other stuff for my app: testflight.apple.com/join/8zPe2QG8 lots of stuff still broken/wrong but I'm liking how it's coming along. Drag to reorder feeds, voice notes (needs work), post GIFs from your phone as videos
sonic the hedgehog
page from the comic. read it. or don’t lexsesbian.mjjii.com/bird/
sonic the hedgehog
a creature from star wars
i didn’t know what the hell a watto was until yesterday
drinking iced coffee so i can catch up on drawing practice
it’s time
not really
this happened to me
tyty
riff has an aura
page from the comic. read it. or don’t lexsesbian.mjjii.com/bird/
this is probably the dumbest thing i've made so far
this is for my upcoming very shitty comic called Lex Sesbian or whatever
lex sesbian and riff the wonder dog
i’m crying laughing about how ridiculous this concept is
just got the dumbest idea for a comic and i’m going with it. probably
saturday
it really is messed up
i’m so impatient
bjork, describing a horse: this creature is called a Horse. she has many legs. i do not like how she speaks to me
ooouugh
communism
you gonna eat that?
oooh yeah thats supposed to be the gap between my legs on the couch. i messed up really bad
idk what you mean. it’s a crappy drawing tho so it’s all messed up
waiting for my ipad to charge so i can watch The Handmaiden again
you have to watch a seven minute ad before you can pull the fire alarm. if you blink or look away it restarts
I’m going to one of these later
quick baseball pitcher sketches
kind of got my drawing rhythm back by sketching baseball players
i will push on 🫡
what it’s like to be unemployed
ty. yeah it’s probably just a temporary setback
😭
i need it to be back right now!! 😔
i think i got worse at drawing somehow
my head is empty
messed up the drawing but it turned out funny
idk up to you
pseudoephedrine
cannot be killed
yup
cold: defeated energy drinks: acquired motivation: regained
sorry
never
awooga
i will never “debate” anyone. if you try to debate me i will tell you to Fuck Off!!
I'm now a humon baby.....
i love being unemployed
i need soup. juice perhaps
looks cool. i’ll see if i can find a copy
that’s how it’s supposed to be
“that’s my favorite ad” do you hear yourself. the brand Got You. you were Gotten by a brand
ads and brands are the enemy. do not speak to me. do not engage. begone
It’s getting harder and harder to post from inside the ditch
got some new drawing books
don’t think i have 😔
They walked back the cracker barrel update and rolled out a new one and it's hardcore pornography. Shares are up 7% in after-hours trading. The old man is getting fucked super hard by a young dude with a big dick. The stock is way up.
When learning something, one of the most important resources is a person who will tell you "no, you are wrong, you are not making sense, what you are saying is meaningless," to keep you from going further and further wrong without knowing it. Chatgpt tells you what you want to hear.
cool as hell ty
me: i wish for peace in this cruel world mosquito biting my leg: slurp
i tried rotating an apple in my mind but sparks started coming out of my ears and smoke out of my nose
yeah
butt extension
weef
it’s fun to do while slithering around indoors
erowid experience report on normal recommended dose of cough medicine
thank you ☺️
i want to draw more but i’m dizzy. going to lie on the sofa in the manner of a fainting victorian woman