I think we're headed for double whammy simultaneous bailouts of AI and crypto industries
I think we're headed for double whammy simultaneous bailouts of AI and crypto industries
the real announcement was that he has been replaced by an AI-driven robot. seemlessly changed out over the long weekend. he never dies this way.
Like no one has ever seen before
the important thing is this: is trump happy with his healthcare?
what can I say? I have high expectations.
Trump's announcement will hopefully be that he has terminal syphilis. The only thing that would be better is if all the Republicans and some Democrats all got it too.
It was a good day today for Spot. He had a bath and some bugs, and he helped me in the yard. Now it's getting close to bedtime. Goodnight Spot. 😴🦆
this song dedicated to my asshole maga neighbors
Duck Day begins
today is not Labor Day. that was on May 1st. today is Duck Day.
thanks we will definitely celebrate!
that's right. I'll post some pics later today.
hard to believe but yeah
I have read that Muscovies can live up to 20 years in captivity. Spot is the one holding us captive though
Tomorrow is our 11th Spotiversary. Spot always goes to eleven. \m/ 🦆
Saw Warpaint a few years ago, they were great. They opened for Jane's Addiction.
🖖
newsom hates unhoused people because he adores real estate people. like Trump.
infused pre roll vibes at the laundromat
It's kinda like that movie groundhog day
every morning I look for the news that never comes and now y'all are just teasing me with this shit.
lmao vin deezal appearance happened
Harold the treats wanter
chuck was the sweetest. Im also gutted. 💔
idgaf what snoop says or does tbh. not one fuck. not even half a fuck. gave up on the dude a while ago. snoop who?
Please help Juniper!!!
yeah they cling to the center between two opposites which cannot be unified. ever.
I think fresh cherry tomatoes make the bestest sauces.
oh hell yeah
the best mufos know
just needed to get that off my chest
2028 election blue fingerwaggers need to stfu. Newsom hates poor, trans, and working class people, and he panders to the same corporate Dems who run shitty candidates who agree with and enable the far right on a whole host of social policy issues SHUT THE FUCK UP with your horseshoe theory bullshit
dude turned off replies lol
May he rest in piss
amen
definitely ⛵ 🪨 🎶
get yourself some yacht rock to get thru
Lmao
Me: Ordering vanity license plates so I can vote
I have watched them and I think they're great. That guy helps a lot of animals. As for Spot, tho, he might fly off if I threw him like that.
Newsom will lose bigly in 2028, if the center-right of the dem party has it their way. again. fucking wake up if you're all in on this madness.
aktion caat
sometimes you have to throw a duck in the water 💦 🦆
might even help
searching the internets for big balls concussions
Can't believe I haven't poasted any duck pics in a while. I'll get right on that.
i sure as hell don't wish them well
Bedtime. I love you mufos who live in my phone. Goodnight.
And taking and destroying the tents and other personal belongings of unhoused people is about as authoritarian as one can get. If you want Newsom to be president one day, don't come at me later with your purity accusations. That's a you problem not a me problem.
I don't want Newsom and/or Buttigig never have never will. Give us Mamdani or someone with similar policies which can be implemented nationwide. Fuck the poor millionaires and billionaires. Fuck authoritarians, and double fuck their enabling liberal douchebags like Newsome.
there is definitely kompromat
derpy
fascists don't deserve a better life
right back at ya scoob 😎🦆
HARUMPH! HARUMPH!
Oh yeah, fuck the NFL.
🤘🐜🤘
yep and that neighbor's behavior has always been weird about neighborhood animals
done and done 🥰🐈⬛
yeah that was a bit of a stressful week worrying about our wispy cat. I still think the shithead neighbor had something to do with it.
Bao Bao update. he is becoming lorge.
should I quit haikus it's too early in the day for all the haikus
you know what to do
soup and a sandwich a match made in heaven traveling quickly
Funny thing is, Spot isn't crazy about peas. He prefers leafy greens for his veggies
jk we all know why
hey why no more rallies?
anyway here are Lucy and Harold being cute
it runs in the family but I call them custodian calves
forearms dambit
my calves are like Popeye firearms
a coworker commented that I have big calves and I just think that's dandy
ok hear me out, adult pacifiers are kinda dumb and weird but if you must have one make it THC or CBD infused I am a geenius
symbiotic awesomeness
hell yeah
just one wild hog is all it takes, apparently
spot throwin quacks and wags and tried to pinch me
uncanny
Again, this is me, btw That's the forest I regrew
ode to possum
on the compost pile i'll meet you at midnight we'll find something good to eat
heeee!
aw damn borbs 😋
and yes, I hate the Clintons. I'm old enough to remember their bullshit
if you hate the Clintons, you also gotta hate Carville. don't at me this is fact
bumper crop
💔
old lascivious bastard
safe to say the list exists, right? and a pee tape?
Everything sucks so here are pics of Wispy sporting his new harness to counteract the suckiness a little. Spot is giving him some duck eye about it.
mfer goes the extra mile to absolutely avoid doing anything more than the bare minimum
real feta mo betta
agree
having to work with a maga custodian is torture enough, but when he's also a lazy custodian it's the worst. fuck this guy
personally I think it's the goat 🐐
