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Pleased to report that they figured it out last night!! 👋👋 I love all my fans.
Exit 17A, specifically.
Fans of Peanuts, doing good things for the world, and free t-shirts take note:
ICE took 2 firefighters OFF THE FUCKING FIRE LINE!?
Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!” Cities:
Very disappointed MNDOT has mown down mature common milkweed next to 55 from 35.
Awake after ~3 hours of sleep, wishing I could be decisive about tattoos, esp flash for charity.
Jump-scared by a house centipede 2x before I got dressed today; I need to summon some frogs or something.
I sent my bestie the link to the entirety of the poem @theferocity.bsky.social read on #VibeCheckPod today and I know her children will be menaces, because they already are and they're under 10. Turns out, you care about other people if you see your parents do it.
Today's poem, pt1 of "I Must Become a Menace to My Enemies" by June Jordan on #VibeCheckPod by @theferocity.bsky.social ? I'm taking that energy into 37.
shoutout to the 3yo in a dainty blue dress, with pretty princess beads and a freshly painted unicorn face, who flexed her muscles like the Hulk and yelled CHEEEEEESSSE in the deepest serial killer growl I’ve heard come out of someone that tiny
I don't want Yet Another Rich Guy™ to be potus but I do want the mayor of Gotham to come out with actual policy plans which tell us how, when, and where we're fighting back against the goddamned Joker before he can poison our water supply again.
🇵🇸Translation of Anas’s last testament: Read every word and feel it Anas was the voice and eye of Gaz@, Anas was a father, a journalist who did his job with pride, Anasa always risked his life to deliver the truth to everyone, Anasa did everything to deliver what is happening to his people,
the degree of panic it has caused among establishment Democrats is highly illuminating, because I do think a lot more normie Dem voters are seeing a world in which they don't have to settle for someone shitty who hates them
As someone who uses historical training to inject context into contemporary debates, I often have to make my point by assembling documents that are indicative but inexact as evidence of my point. Other times I get a big freakin' nail to hit right on the head. Trans rights are gay rights, c. 2003
"why is your d&d group all men" ok firstly I am a shallow homo and I always invite at least 50% eye candy, secondly that one isn't a man it's a chaos entity, and thirdly even if I do try break out of the homosexual circles and invite women it transpires that they were in fact a man waiting to happen
All 30-50 of them
The blooms of Monarda Fistulosa (wild bergamot) smell lovely, it is true. HOWEVER. Have you ever felt the tops of the flowers, after the blooms have fallen? The delicate sensation is one thing, but the herbaceous aroma is striking.
I've been super obsessed w/ track 13 of Dance Fever lately. I've also been deep in music with the same heart vibe. They may not sync, but they do combine.
Talking to my east coast followers (@joshuaeaton.bsky.social) and I'm not seeing ANY of you posting moon photos. Don't let me down midwest/south/north folks! theres still time to go catch it rise! im heading down to the beach to get it rising behind some palm trees, hopefully.
This is such a funny paragraph of a BlueSky-style "well actually" in real life. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The brilliant @lmbd1418.bsky.social has suggested people write to the Home Secretary Yvette Cooper re: my case. If you could spare five minutes, she's created a draft letter which you can use to send to coopery@parliament.uk. I appreciate everyone's support. ❤️ docs.google.com/document/d/1...
'In California, that means the loss of roughly $300 million, money Planned Parenthood uses to help defray the cost of providing health care to about 1 million patients a year. Roughly 80% of those patients rely on Medi-Cal, the state’s version of Medicaid, for their coverage.'
*Why is so much censorship bullshit happening all at once?" Because this is The-Push. They've been tightening the screws for years now to the point the internet is now passively more censored than daytime tv from 30 years ago, and now they're trying to do one last push to snuff out free speech
she posts videos of them trying to get away from her on tiktok that are sped up yakety sax style and scored by norteno music, theyre hilarious
like honestly they will probably flee the area if you just get five people on foot to sing the song that never ends loudly at them the large staged armed for fallujah raids where they notify the media in advance are a diff thing, follow experienced organizers’ directions there but the randos run
(obvi this is advice for people who have documents and the phone number of a good attorney but I’m not recommending anything I am not 100% willing to do & expecting nothing to happen to me for, I’ve been actively trying, they leave real fast now where I live & a lot of reports are erroneous)
they are 1) wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight types to begin with 2) on notice that sometimes when they harass somebody the whole city shows up 3) really afraid to be the guy who triggered the next incident where 3000 people chase 3 ICE agents out of their neighborhood haze em if u see em
look I’m not recommending driving like this if you don’t have the skills this woman has (does she need a wife to be her camerawoman???) but I am recommending you notice how ICE just runs from a random girl with a dashcam because they are fundamentally cowards we have more power than it feels like
Re: 30 April 2025 ep of Vibe Check - if you go see the Satute of Liberty, there are still chains - they're broken, at her feet.
Howl's Moving Castle (film) 🤝 This Is How You Lose the Time War (novel) Media you ought to consume 2x in a row.
My lungs hurt in my place, near my air purifier. It is no joke.
Her vibe is what the Midwest needs this winter; it has been altogether too warm these last 7+ winters.
Broke out the thematically on point t-shirt for @raxkingisdead.bsky.social’s book launch.
TSUNAMI WARNING 3: See tsunami.gov for alert areas. M8.7 080mi SE Petropavlovsk, Kamchatka 1625PDT Jul 29
Day one evening push. #TheSnacksMustFlow
the sky should not be a pinkygrey
The sky in Minneapolis gives me a bad feeling, pals. be ready.
Huber Family brand, for folks interested.
Sure, the Epstein files are undoubtedly salacious, but have you ever read a roll of fornication cases from early 18th century Fife?!
so much of women’s health stuff is like “yeah we know this because we conducted one study sixty years ago on a single rat. and the rat was male”
The UK did have one standout product that was considered globally valuable- universities- and unilaterally decided to stop providing the product because it was more important to be xenophobic than successful
MN, raspberry + rhubarb or brambleberry (I didn't eat much pb&j until I was in my 20s unless forced and then it was always grape).
This week, I’m hosting The Daily Show Tuesday through Thursday. It’s my first time hosting anything on TV. Ever. I’ve spent years writing behind the scenes, learning from truly great and talented people. Now, for three nights, I get to sit at the desk and do it myself.
And if you have been following along, yes, I do mean I saw a Monarch on my milkweed.
Sighting at lunch suggests t-minus 3 to 5 days before a Certain Caterpillar shows up.
okay first of all yes to everything and genuinely heartening to hear someone who lived inside the machinery for decades confirm that our vibes are correct second of all what if he ran for Congress Republicans would absolutely lose their minds
NPR and PBS can't sell these shirts for legal reasons, so I'm going rogue and selling them myself. $8 per shirt goes to NPR and PBS. Free matching sticker with every order. www.harebraineddesign.com
WHY was Diplo hired for a WNBA event?! That is like hiring Jared Leto to judge a cheerleading competition.
She was right and said it louder
Periodic reminder that #AbolishICE is the moderate position
“spicy autocomplete” is still the best way I’ve heard anyone summarize it and I wish we could get that to catch on
You know I got an assortment.
Look, it’s my fault that there are three fewer male novelists than last week or whatever, I’ve been eating them.
Once I was in Wales and a man was drunkenly cursing “that bastard Edward” and I looked around, like which Edward where? But he was talking about Edward I, who absolutely deserved all of the cursing because he was truly the worst, and even 800 years later his actions are still hurting people
oh my god yes I DO WANT TO SEE THIS ACTUALLY
Is that the hieroglyph for Divorce
In 1290, Edward I issued an edict expelling all Jews from England, becoming the first European state in history to do so. The law was issued on the ninth of Ab, just to be an extra asshole about it, and land and property were forfeited to the crown. judeo-christian, my ass
fwiw you generally can’t get the MMR when pregnant because it’s a live vaccine & there’s a theoretical risk from the rubella (ALTHOUGH if you have it & later turn out to be pregnant it is absolutely FINE and you should not panic at all). so if you’re planning to get pregnant: definitely check this!
Fuck these are comfy.
Love to buy something and it comes exactly as advertised. Anti-chafe shorts? ✔️ Bee cups and nurseries? ✔️ Funky camping lights? ✔️ Camping pad? ✔️ ✔️ ✔️
She was so good in Mamma Mia! and nearly perfect in CHICAGO (if you've seen the musical, you'll know why only nearly). And she was in the '91 & '93 Addams Family films!
Was talking to one of my closest friends about another friend who’s having an alienating everyone era. She said “They expect everything to be one way & to specifications, it’s like they’re using you as CatGPT” AND THAT IS SO GOOD WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID I NEVER THINK OF IT
Pals, a large monarch visited my wild bergomot. I hope some eggs get laid on my milkweed.
The wizard reads a poem about the vastness of the sea.
The middle one reminds me of a brooch I got after my grandma passed!
I do not know this man, but my my what a handsome person. Also not my usual type.
Yiiiiiikes
Rogers literally spent his *first week* on the air in 1968 subtly sharing his objections to the Vietnam War as a pacifist. In 1987, he literally travelled to Moscow and appeared on the Soviet children's television show Spokoinoi Nochi... The Berlin Wall didn't come down until 1989. Ahistorical.
hey just sayin i got some GOOD STICKERS in this set >:)
It was 57 in Minneapolis today.
Some personal news… @roxanegay.bsky.social and @debbiemillman.bsky.social are relaunching @therumpus.net!!! And I’m excited to be joining their team as poetry editor! 🤓 WEEEEE!!! You can submit your poetry for consideration here: therumpus.submittable.com/submit
Rosie O’Donnell living rent-free in Trump’s head is the most stable housing situation in America.
I had to go and watch the bumblebees on the wild bergomot this afternoon. No one was napping on her today.
I've been saying to friends for a few months that the more I study authoritarianism in other countries, the more concerned I become that the CBS story is the sleeping giant here. The process has been a simmer (people inside the network have spoken out in real-time) but don't mistake slow for safe.
I think something is coming, with reference to fireworks and wildflowers and terror and joy. On misremembered, half-forgotten lines from what feels like a lost city, in an ancient tongue. The me that was is not the me that is.
I've been aggressively catching up on #VibeCheckPod. I missed an ep last June and life swung, missed and then a big change up. I always forget how much I love hearing @theferocity.bsky.social read poetry. I also forgot how often I get the urge to write while I'm in transit and can't.
I personally would not wage a legal battle against a cutthroat media mogul if I had 34 felony convictions and a personal friendship with the world's most infamous pedophile as the main topic of discussion for the past week.
Last few minutes of the #JackieAndLaurieShow cut out today :/
This but entirely unironically because: I drove through le Camp du Drap d'Or, down a motorway now lined on both sides with wind turbines, and they are beautiful? Functional, yes, and probably scuffed and dirty up close- like an old stone aqueduct- but beautiful. Truly.
I want this everywhere.
Trans people are asking us to clear a bar that is literally on the FLOOR. Please do not embarrass me in front of them.
So we just saw the new Superman and I had to go look at when principal photography wrapped up, because whew, the producers had to be watching reality unfold since Trump took office and ticking off boxes.
You're going to have such a good time!
ICYMI
SO SATISFYING!
🚨Out now on @Dropout.tv: the newest episode of Game Changer brings aboard Mike Trapp, Rekha Shankar, and Jordan Myrick as new producers 🫵 and YOU are going to help decide the winner! 🏆 Just keep an eye on what gets posted to this account in the next hour... 👀 #GameChanger
The right-wing backlash against #Superman this week got me thinking: Has this happened before? That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators. My how times change ...
I'd like to have someone lined up before Labor Day.
Okay so. I am currently seeking to hire a property line surveyor in MSP. I've tried the place with List formerly in the name, I've tried searching the union websites, I've tried I've tried I've tried. I want to know the boundaries so the rental next door doesn't mow my wildflowers down again.
Like 6 or so months ago (what is time) I printed a TON of these amazing clicker keychains from @jazzyplz.com and then they sat in various boxes. BUT FINALLY! THEY ARE UP! It's fidget toy day! You can pick your own colors for these keychains! thebrokencircle.etsy.com/listing/4334...
"Gentlemen, I am 26 years old and I have killed 309 fascist invaders by now. Don't you think, gentlemen, that you have been hiding behind my back for too long?"
people on twitter trying to explain away those epstein files reaching so hard rn I could use them as a land bridge to get back to asia
This is extraordinary.
Since you’re all here, I’m going to drop a link for donations to Oxfordshire Breastfeeding Support, a charity and cause that is very dear to my heart and my family. Breastfeeding can be really hard and they are a huge help to families in my area. oxbreastfeedingsupport.org/getinvolved/...
The online fights I have gotten in over this exact thing... hoo, buddy I'm on Madeline's side on this, btw.
I am going to wake up and drink my coffee and run my errands and then I am going to give you all a talk about this specific strain of misogyny because wow it is pervasive
