I know that I always arrive late when I'm trying to beat the not alive allegations
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I know that I always arrive late when I'm trying to beat the not alive allegations
Same, and I wasn't even growing up in America
The six million dollar man is what if a man was a robot. It's probably not the first, but it's probably what made *man got badly injured so we made him a robot* a popular trope
I didn't realise i was incredibly burnt out until my partner pointed it out. I was barely functioning. I took 3 weeks & a half to reset myself✨ But that means i had no time to work at all. I have to rush gathering $485 just to keep my head above water. I'd appreciate any help!✨ ☕ ko-fi.com/reinav
I'm watching a history hits video on world war 2 and the first question they ask is was it close? did the fascists have a chance? the experts opinion: no, they basically never did. 1941s failed march to moscow ended germanys chances but Hitler, megalomaniac micro manager, would never surrender
I will not make somebody today's main character I will not make somebody today's main character I will not make somebody today's main character I will not make somebody today's main character
Congratulations! Well done! ✨
A good reminder that the word "sabotage" likely comes from industrial workers using wooden safety shoes to damage machines that they felt were unsafe. Sabotage is workers liberation, actually!
Exploitation of workers and exploitation of the environment are two issues with overwhelming overlap, I don't think there's any reason to doubt
today's trash tuesday theme: "kitchen table issues" aaaaaand.... GO!
Uh, hier meine Version (mit korrigiertem Hals)
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Since Trump died at the weekend the world feels more hopeful
The Froot Loops mascot grew up to be able to shoot things from its beak like a gun
I would be very surprised if this weren't already the case under EU law if tested in court. Good to make it explicit though
And they were both bottoms.jpg
Westminster has made itself absolutely clear that they are willing to anything they have to in order to position themselves directly under the US's thumb
Thanks, that was my vibe too but then I got too much in my head. I'll give it a couple of days and if they're not improving or gone I'll speak to a doctor
These days just for saying you're gender critical you get locked up and thrown in gaol
It might not be the same but it's equally as wrong
Signorina Boube of Yaggers.
Not even a nibble
After a search turning up nothing, I'm left baffled how one can fuck up "when in Rome, do as the Romans do" so badly
"...organizers make genuine mistakes that political hobbyists may react to, but...making mistakes is a consequence of trying. The more you take action, the more errors & missteps you...make along the way. A person who has attempted nothing can...have never failed, but what have they built?" 🔥🔥🔥
1 dead body and 19... oh wait nevermind, 20 dead bodies
Fuck those guys! I'm going to brush my teeth right now!
Jesus Christ I just looked it up. How the fuck did she make that mistake
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Ah cool, yes thank you. Brain fart ig
Hi.
Has AI dissolved your brain so much that you don't understand words children learn before schooling?
buenos días, faggots
I'm not sure if you actually understand what fuck around, find out or even what consequences means
"Oh no, I'm having an irrational emotional response bc somebody gave me just the slightest amount of pushback"
We've unfortunately all had AI stuffed into everything that was once functional so we've already seen Hot Tub Plagiarism Machine 2 tyvm
Cosmetic surgery to look more or less like a couch (whichever is funnier)
I hope your son now has a $1000 tummy feel better 💜
Bond could even be Scottish!
Okay. I just came back to this and you aren’t calling these efforts resegregation yet, you absolutely should be
Hire a Black woman. We tend to be very good at what we do because we simply are not allowed to be bad at it.
Do you replace your eye poppies at least yearly?
The illusion is called the spinning dancer, most of you probably see her spinning clockwise but a third of you will see her spinning anti clockwise. If you stare long enough then she'll switch directions (I say "background foreground background.." to make her change direction)
This was peak internet in 2005
I'm agreeing, I may have minced my words idk if I'm perhaps not clear enough 🙈
It's less certain to help today than it probably was then, but it's good to understand what you're training
I still remember the transphobe on twitter who begged me not to transition when I first came out. I hope they're doing better now
There's no need to get emotional just because people disagree with you
happening meghan
kissing a wench on the swan bench
I am really enjoying learning German so perhaps my next language adventure might be so
Once upon a time, kitty would've been burned as a witch
I like it, let me get my Castanets ✨
Signiorina Boube of Yaggers. Is this anything?
Please donate to Ms. Boube of Yaggers and help.
Ma'am, please tell me that you don't think the definitive part of communism is "it when government own stuff"
Yeah, good point. I am known for hating that. People did find it funny though and I'm a sucker for the likes
Whhhhaaaaaaaaaa?
zucchini
Well there was an England flag here yesterday but I guess the students had a busy night!
"Too many children are accessing porn" says country that implemented its first age of consent like 5 years ago
I'm not convinced he isn't already
Weil Englisch mein Muttersprache ist
Ich freue mich auf den Tag, an dem mir ein englischsprachigen Tourist sagt, dass mein Englisch sehr gut ist
the world isn't supposed to be like this. we were told we're moving forward, but the reality is that we're moving backward by force
boobs, rs if u agree
Many also fought alongside British troops under the UK flag
"... identifies as English" is actually 🔥🔥
Innovation is so beautiful 😍
How many school children has it killed compared to an American SUV doing the school run?
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The US was founded on slavery and genocide. The idea that this was ever a democracy is just a lie that we tell ourselves to whitewash our history and rationalize some of the worst atrocities ever committed. This has always been a deeply fascist state.
Porn is art! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
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I interpreted the wings as a second head with long hair and was so confused
I have to leave in 30 min and only have $4 lol
Please donate to Ms. Boube of Yaggers.
I should stop wearing this thing and delete all of my data
Me: *feeling energetic and spry* Fitbit: girl take it easy today, you've been overtraining Me: *feeling exhausted and like a wreck* Fitbit: get training today bb, you're at peak fitness
Adorable 🥰 🥰
love the messages on my online course because it looks like they're training people for roblox
Thank you for clarifying, I did get there but I sat confused for longer than I'm willing to admit
The Evergiven in the Suez was pretty similar vibes
Broken record territory rapidly approaching, but once again: Homelessness is not a societal inevitability. It's a policy failure. This is a solvable issue with a known solution, even under capitalism, because that solution is less expensive than the current responses. We just don't want to do it.
Fred Hampton, was born today, in 1948. He was murdered by the FBI, in 1969.
Before it was Opera GX it was Opera the Nintendo Wii browser
Relaxation 😳😳
Which one?
Viel Spaß! Du siehst hübsch aus! ✨
Before it was Opera GX it was Opera the Nintendo Wii browser
People that understand sarcasm are the real heroes.
Thank you, it's good to finally be acknowledged
Oh. Multi function
God how fucking good would that be!
Washed hair cutie pie ✨
I didn't realise Liz (Truss) was a pizza chef 🍕
Wait this started how many hours ago?
Did the Buckingham Palace pizza tracker go off when Liz kicked the bucket?