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Christoff

@bowser1805.bsky.social

'Flee like a beeble, butter a stoat.' Andrew Cuomo

created September 9, 2023

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Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

šŸ’Æ and as ever no way Trump read it in advance

23/9/2025, 6:58:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

Sad that no major opposition is making any kind of counter argument on immigration.

23/9/2025, 6:54:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

Rest of the world

23/9/2025, 6:52:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
23/9/2025, 4:38:02 PM | 13691 3346 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted

Trump is pronouncing "acetaminophen" the right way. by Ezra Klein

23/9/2025, 3:06:05 PM | 4319 569 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Rennie (@theangelremiel.bsky.social) reposted

Heidi Klum: can't believe I got stuck up a mountain with my ex, but as long as as there isn't a blizzard we're fine. *torch suddenly dies* oh fuck... Seal (eyes enormous): šŸŽµ did you know... šŸŽµ?

23/9/2025, 5:25:57 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Self (@john-self.bsky.social) reposted

"I'm cancelling your show ... for a week!"

Steve Coogan in The Bureau on The Day Today:
22/9/2025, 8:07:03 PM | 528 101 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

Donald Trump New York, State Census, ? Maybe 1950?

22/9/2025, 2:01:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

The Spanish archer

22/9/2025, 1:58:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen (@grayathena.bsky.social) reposted

I enjoy how sometimes you see left of center people talk about "the excesses of peak woke" like they're talking about the Great Terror or Stalin's Purges

21/9/2025, 3:47:00 AM | 942 117 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes but maybe we could persuade those who are in it just for the nice uniform.

21/9/2025, 8:32:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

Red states always find the budget when it’s to silence voices…

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21/9/2025, 3:53:29 PM | 6356 1861 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social)

I love this account

21/9/2025, 6:07:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dorian Lynskey (@dorianlynskey.bsky.social) reposted

I feel bad for rappers who get guest verses from Kendrick Lamar. It would be like me asking the best prose writer in the world to write the middle third of an article for me. The piece would be much better overall but my parts would look like crap.

21/9/2025, 8:57:26 AM | 37 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Endless Screaming (@infinitescream.bsky.social) reposted

AAAHHHHHH

21/9/2025, 4:22:36 PM | 24 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

'If we reach out to Nazis maybe we can persuade those who just like the uniform.'

21/9/2025, 8:27:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted

Tom Homan took a bag of cash from an undercover FBI agent the right way. by Ezra Klein

21/9/2025, 4:33:15 AM | 8013 1454 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think centrism is a thing anymore. You're either sincere and decent or you're MAGA.

20/9/2025, 11:18:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social)

Those Dems, so toxic. Anyway, back to the streets. Hope I don't get kidnapped and sent to El Salvador.

20/9/2025, 11:16:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

I listen regularly Tim but just couldn't this time. I've read him.

20/9/2025, 11:15:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

'A toxicity that I'm happy to say I've dedicated my entire career to promote.'

20/9/2025, 11:14:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

Read our new editorial policy at www.christopherrufo.net

20/9/2025, 11:10:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SAINT SLUGGO, CIVILITY EXPERT (@saintsluggo.bsky.social) reposted

HOT SINGLES ARE IN YOUR AREA HOT SINGLES HAVE BREACHED THE PERIMITER HOT SINGLES ARE ZEROING IN ON YOUR LAST KNOWN LOCATION HOT SINGLES ARE INITIATING ATTACK FORMATION DELTA

20/9/2025, 9:04:58 PM | 347 94 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

Just wanna say Joe, I disagree with a lot of your views but I respect you brother and that's what we need, not agreement, just respect.

20/9/2025, 11:08:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social)

I don't understand why anyone could not be proud of people from another Country actively wanting to be a fellow citizen.

20/9/2025, 11:07:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social)

Drunk posting is pure art.

20/9/2025, 11:06:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social)

I'm wasted on this site because this is a reply to a two-day old post, so it'll get zero engagement and yet in my humble opinion it fucking slaps.

20/9/2025, 11:05:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

People like Greg do more damage than far right reactionaries because they deliver the same message but with a veneer of respectability.

20/9/2025, 11:04:09 PM | 8 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, absolutely right. Stay in the Nazi bar! You might be able to persuade those who just like the uniform.

20/9/2025, 11:00:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social)

I keep reading about how Target's decline is because of their recent policy on pride merchandise but is that true?

20/9/2025, 10:58:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sorry but how does any American feel good about voting for this twat?

20/9/2025, 10:57:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social)

I'm deep in the weeds on this, but two journalists whom I have a great deal of respect had @glukianoff.bsky.social on their normally excellent Media Confidential podcast and were completely hoodwinked by this devious fraud.

20/9/2025, 10:55:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

@prospectmagazine.co.uk any comment after the soft soap you gave this ass recently?

20/9/2025, 10:53:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

Why aren't Democrats promising to investigate this hairless testicle when they have power?

20/9/2025, 10:49:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

There's only several billion. What about the millions who died in my mind.

20/9/2025, 10:48:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social)

Fuck's sake America, elect this man!!!!!

20/9/2025, 6:52:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

As in, if you can think you'll be policed

20/9/2025, 6:28:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Conniff (@frankconniff.bsky.social) reposted

"It happens on both the Right and the Left." Translation: "It happens almost exclusively on the Right."

20/9/2025, 3:31:03 PM | 2043 291 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

The problem is that his wish has come true.

20/9/2025, 4:37:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social)

This is an absolutely insane thing to say. Nobody has ever in the history of America been more divisive than Donald fucking Trump.

20/9/2025, 4:35:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

He's a good lad gave his all for Rovers.

20/9/2025, 10:35:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra (@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social) reposted

šŸŽ¶ When your eel gets all wack On a Thames full of gak That’s a moray šŸŽ¶

Cocaine in the River Thames is 'another problem eels don't need', says expert
19/9/2025, 3:31:09 PM | 531 131 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social)

This is crazy

19/9/2025, 6:21:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Duncan Jones (@manmademoon.bsky.social) reposted

I guess I’m just old fashioned, but i just can’t get behind anyone who has ever said they admire Putin.

19/9/2025, 6:00:49 AM | 1514 164 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

That's the best post you've ever done. Brilliant payoff.

18/9/2025, 9:24:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

If Books Could Kill should be on the syllabus

18/9/2025, 9:04:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

Like W1A Simpatico

18/9/2025, 9:03:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not just ideology he's fucking terrible at his job.

18/9/2025, 8:59:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noel Casler Comedy (@noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social) reposted

You could probably go anywhere on the planet right now; walk up to a stranger and say ā€˜I hate that motherf*cker’ and they would know exactly who you mean’.

18/9/2025, 8:44:40 PM | 1787 328 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/9/2025, 8:45:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

The pushback needs to be loud and everywhere. The right's behaviour following political violence against the left has been crass and downright cruel. Call them out FFS.

18/9/2025, 8:38:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social)

Dangerous times. I can't see America recovering from this especially in the global context. The world is moving on.

18/9/2025, 8:23:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Jack (@just-jack-1.bsky.social) reposted

The left was derided for promoting a cancel culture because they went after predators and those who abused their wealth and power. The right is canceling anyone who dares speak truth to power. Both sides are not remotely the same.

17/9/2025, 11:24:36 PM | 11055 2935 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

He really has been a gift to you.

18/9/2025, 8:13:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

Ezra!!!!!

18/9/2025, 8:09:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted

In this Ohio diner, ABC are the grades on a valedictorian’s report card. But they do know this: Canceling Kimmel was a good start, and next Disney has to pull any movies where women work outside of the home.

18/9/2025, 3:49:44 PM | 881 105 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

@mrjamesob.bsky.social todays show in a skeet.

18/9/2025, 8:08:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social)

Not even satire just true.

18/9/2025, 8:06:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

18/9/2025, 3:41:01 PM | 8755 1832 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Simon Pegg (@simonpegg.bsky.social) reposted

"I shall now read excerpts from the Epstein list..."

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Profile picture Aseeyeomanaseetomanoyo Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted

By making jokes about killing innocent brown people at a political rally, JD Vance is doing politics the right way. —Ezra Klein

17/9/2025, 6:23:28 PM | 2984 528 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social)

If you've read Abundance this from Klein will come as no surprise. That book puts forward a political theory which begins by expressly stating that they intend to ignore the right and focus all their criticism on liberals and the left. It's ridiculous.

17/9/2025, 8:12:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

If he needed a whole weekend to think about that then I surmise that Ezra is not very bright.

17/9/2025, 8:09:47 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/9/2025, 7:54:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

Precisely

17/9/2025, 7:52:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

It's an ideal opportunity for Dems to lay out their vision for America. This is what we want, what America deserves and we are not budging until you agree. It's an opportunity the Dem leadership will not take.

17/9/2025, 7:44:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social)

Superb thread

17/9/2025, 5:32:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

They know, they just don't care and never have.

17/9/2025, 12:24:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

It's reactionary centrism I think.

17/9/2025, 12:22:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree. That said, he was brought up in a RW LDS household in a deep red state. Not saying that explains or influenced his motive but it's relevant in countering the narrative that this happened because the left are inherently and persistently violent which is demonstrably not true.

17/9/2025, 12:21:05 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aseeyeomanaseetomanoyo Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted

Everyone please stop reposting the ā€œ600 federal judges have voted to impeach Robertsā€. It’s from a satire site and it’s also obviously not credible.

17/9/2025, 1:36:21 AM | 2067 238 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Deuce Deducer (@marchanddcitron.bsky.social) reposted

Might do some leftist ideologies today, like "going to work" and "saying thank you at the drive-thru"

16/9/2025, 9:41:46 AM | 417 72 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn't it though

17/9/2025, 5:59:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

Kids love horror. Bambi. Coraline. Cats.

17/9/2025, 5:51:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

My wife and daughter have it. This is my current vibe if that helps.

17/9/2025, 5:48:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

That guy has never done a fucking day's work in his life.

16/9/2025, 10:13:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

Klein has been radicalised by 'both sidesism'. The 'sides' are not the same and equating open bigotry and active hurtful policy with criticism of that is insane and very stupid.

16/9/2025, 10:03:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

I loved this and your characterisation of Kavanaugh as the kid who has a fake steering wheel in the passenger seat.

16/9/2025, 9:59:22 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emptywheel (@emptywheel.bsky.social) reposted

A good thread on why Ezra's latest pieces are so terrible.

16/9/2025, 9:01:00 PM | 597 138 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

Where are the Democrats? They should be pushing back on this with force because it just is not true and will only increase the violence on the right.

16/9/2025, 5:50:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social)

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky

16/9/2025, 5:45:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

Party McParty-Face

16/9/2025, 5:41:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

But how does it poll?

16/9/2025, 5:38:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

It's so frustrating. Klein could use his platform to highlight the undeniable data that the vast majority of political violence comes from the right. That is indisputable. I guess he thinks it would be rude to point out.

16/9/2025, 5:32:52 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd just love one of them to fight back and call him a piece of shit.

16/9/2025, 5:23:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

Booker: you should stay in this hearing for 25 hours and achieve absolutely nothing.

16/9/2025, 5:21:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

There's that crisis of masculinity we keep hearing about

16/9/2025, 5:18:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

And how did they cement their base? By repealing the Fairness Doctrine and investing heavily in conservative media, particularly talk radio to purposefully radicalise conservatives into believing that liberals are evil.

16/9/2025, 5:16:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

The Republican Party's only electoral tactic since the nineties has been to persistently moan about how terrible America is. They certainly could never run on policy.

15/9/2025, 9:52:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair to them, RW media, particularly talk radio, has been beaming this message to millions of American conservatives for over 40 years.

15/9/2025, 9:48:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

Why is it only the left that has agency?

14/9/2025, 10:01:36 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

The bar is beneath the Earth's crust

14/9/2025, 7:33:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sherrilyn Ifill (@sifill.bsky.social) reposted

This may explain why there’s an aggressive response to people who merely post Kirk’s own words. It threatens the existence of the alternate Kirk - the motivational speaker that had been marketed to young kids and white Christian groups through selective quotation & clips.

14/9/2025, 12:55:03 PM | 20299 6984 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

Up next, why all schools should display the ten commandments.

13/9/2025, 3:46:01 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

What's with the Phyllis Schlafly cosplay?

13/9/2025, 10:51:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted

Remember: If it turns out he’s a leftist, that indicates a pervasive problem of violence on the left. If it turns out he’s a groyper, that means nothing whatsoever and he will disappear from the news cycle immediately.

12/9/2025, 2:05:53 PM | 4827 1011 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social)

Listening to this guy discuss Trump's authoritarian purge of the media I was imagining him wearing that hotdog suit. His organisation whipped up an unsubstantiated campus panic and presented a golden opportunity for a fascist movement to control the information space.

13/9/2025, 10:17:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

It's an apt time to discuss the radicalisation of the alt-right and the rise in RW violence rather than the confected musings of a right of centre movement which flatly refuses to do so.

13/9/2025, 10:14:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

He was into heterodoxy and a Musk fan.

10/9/2025, 10:58:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christoff (@bowser1805.bsky.social) reply parent

We don't yet know who the assassin was but none of the other shooters listed in Ezra's tweet were leftists. None of them. He is failing to highlight that political violence is predominantly carried out by those on the right who consume RW media. Nothing will change until that is acknowledged.

10/9/2025, 10:53:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view