Emma Bernard, 38, first took up pedantry as a hobby, but has recently decided that life is too short not to spend it pointing out people’s minor spelling and grammatical errors.
Autistic cis man, cat owner, Amigan. No transphobes or racists allowed.
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Emma Bernard, 38, first took up pedantry as a hobby, but has recently decided that life is too short not to spend it pointing out people’s minor spelling and grammatical errors.
That’s right
DOJ stands for department of jorkin' it
I don’t want to alarm anyone but I have just captured the cutest pics of Fin and Mia ever
It's just a sports ban. It's just a bathroom ban. It's just a healthcare for kids ban. It's just a military service ban. It's just a federal jobs ban. It's just a university housing ban. It's just a passport & visa ban. It's just one Constitutional right. It's just your status as free citizens.
reposting again! We've stalled out at about halfway folks!!! keep pushing!!!
Two things I’m excited for: The AI bubble bursting and when he dies.
Sweet af avi I made for @badthoughthaver.bsky.social if you want one for yourself hit me up im open for commissions
Basically what nostalgia I have for old computers boils down to “I still think these machines you could find at a Goodwill back in the 90’s are neat” and not so much “Things were better back then.” In fact, a lot of them predate my childhood.
🎶 hold me closer necromancer 🎵🎶
Zillow needs a filter for areas with interesting birds
Cap'n Crunch Ship Shake (1966-circa 1971): A line of powdered breakfast drinks ("liquid cereal") made with oat flour. Available in Chocolate, Chocolate Malt, and Butterscotch. Each packet featured a character from the Cap'n Crunch Expanded Universe, including Alfie, Brunhilde, Dave, and Carlyle
Meow
Surely the worst ellipsis in pop
Ryo Oshita, 1982
findomming the government
I just hope the FBI agent monitoring my accounts is proud of my personal growth
MusicNet (1995) was an early "online" music store that came on a CD with music samples. You could preview tracks, add items to your shopping list, and then call a phone number to order with your credit card.
You look cool
Definitely
even he can be saved by the grace of our lord and savior
meanwhile if you ask trans people what their favorite topic to talk about is you get, like, a hobby
had to take a break to work on the new cracker barrel logo
sabrina carpenter implies the existence of sabrina plumber and sabrina electrician and sabrina drywaller and sabrina painter
One nation under a groove
Katy Perry voice: I love you, Tektronix 465.
Basically what nostalgia I have for old computers boils down to “I still think these machines you could find at a Goodwill back in the 90’s are neat” and not so much “Things were better back then.” In fact, a lot of them predate my childhood.
Two things I’m excited for: The AI bubble bursting and when he dies.
It’s Wednesday’s Child Wednesday
I don’t know who needs to hear this but… meow.
folding my murphy dick up to reveal additional square footage on my balls
don't speak to me or my children ever again 🥒
🧡🖤🤍
🥹🖤
Bark
i am nearly completely bankrupt so please share if you want or dont ko-fi.com/lauren32
I don’t know who needs to hear this but… meow.
it’s a stretch off
[7/11 employee] ma'am- [me climbing into the hotdog roller] it'll fix me
Hi Lauren
chips are a scam by big salsa
Do you think Jon Anderson has fathered at least one child with an extraterrestrial mother?
hey hi i finally found an apartment and i am no longer homeless (yay) but i am now late on rent and could use help buying household goods as i am starting over from absolute scratch if you've got some xtra coins kick em this way si vous plait k . thanks . love youuu linktr.ee/tichatnwa
My birthday is in a week. I'm going to be 35. Get this hot milf something nice. ✨ throne.com/carta ✨
donald trump doesn't "owe it to you" to stay alive
"are angels furry?", the longest thread in the history of blue sky, locked after 144,000 replies
Hell yeah
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This country used to do real science, they're taking this away from us
Cracking open a cold one.
No words are in all caps so it can’t be him.
🚨 SPOILER ALERT 🚨
at their core, trans rights, abortion rights, and vaccine rights are actually all the same issue: they’re all about bodily autonomy, and the willingness to concede any of them puts the others at risk.
new episode of ill concieved about christian dads who want to date their daughters
it’s still the freakin weekend
That sounds amazing.
George just made the most babyish “brrr?” sound and immediately started kneading a pile of clothes on my bed.
I think it says a lot when people omit the most important detail of this subject; most mass shootings are done by those who had their brains filled by white supremacy + far right ideology. It is not hard to find their manifestos.
Good morning, I slept for about 10 hours.
Just to be safe in 2028 we should elect a third dying guy as president
Victoria Poyser #fantasyart
Chonk’s Revenge
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Boris Vallejo, 1983
George update 🐌
Do you think Jon Anderson has fathered at least one child with an extraterrestrial mother?
Good boy
Hi Hazel
HEY! These two kick ass and need a hand. Order some super awesome stuff from spacethey.gay to help out, or just throw money at 'em directly.
Songs from the kitchen music.apple.com/us/album/for...
you really couldn't make many movies from 40-50 years ago today. this is due to the unavailability of certain discontinued film stocks and the deaths of many principal actors, directors, and other various crew members
Matilda Moth
I see the porn bots are back with a vengeance. A typical profile has no avatar, lowercase display name with the particular fetish, around 300 followers and tons of hashtags on their posts.
Wait, that’s not an Amiga!
maybe if we sang “Free Palestine” to the tune of “Sweet Caroline” we could get more white people on board
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
The fact that you can’t disable the Holiday patterns makes this the perfect device for those who wish it could be Christmas everyday.
please read this what the UK does to trans people is unconscionable
First class! 🥂
Having a beer
I see the porn bots are back with a vengeance. A typical profile has no avatar, lowercase display name with the particular fetish, around 300 followers and tons of hashtags on their posts.
The thing about accepting Newsom's depravity against trans people or the homeless on the grounds of "Yeah, that's bad, but we have to beat Trump or it'll be worse." is that by accepting it, you mark it as acceptable, both within your mind and in the larger world around you.
False
I can't believe this never won a Grammy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe89...
Slowly paddles out into the abyss wearing arm floaties
Meow
Hot dog water is just pork tea.
Nifty MIDI things on LGR Blerbs! youtu.be/T6mrVu67AdY Much as I enjoy the Sound Blaster AWE64 Gold card I use in my LGR Windows 98 PC, the memory expansion daughterboard is unobtanium. Until now! The Rhapsody 28MB clone by Bits und Bolts exists, so let's try it out with a bunch of large SF2 files.
Bark bark