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A caring, moderate, GenX, suburban mom, union wife, craft diva & ✨Sparkler in sunny South Texas. @halsparks.com ✨🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @itsjohnnymillion.bsky.social 🎸 #craftsky 🎨🪡🛠️🖌️
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#sunset #Arizona #WinslowArizona
"Hook me another can of heterosexuality, Lindsay!"
Flo...as in over-flo of cuteness!
The Lion Queen #catsky #caturday
If you change your name and department letterhead to "Boston Tea Party Brian" it will cost a few hundred million, but think of the leverage that will give you on the battlefield!
"Settle in kids for a rousing, rhyming speech that leads to a firm and decisive 'maybe'."
A "Model Citizen" to the end! 💙
55% my family is "mad as hell and we'll do something about it once we share this Facebook meme" and 40% are still convinced Obama is sneaking around our local HEB raising food prices.☹️ And they wonder why I'm always "coming down with something" the week before Thanksgiving and Christmas.
I'm happily married, but I would elope with this post. 😍
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Shhhh! I want to hear the throaty roar of dissent from the "Obama's gonna take our guns!" crowd rise like a thundering wave. Soon. Any time now.
Over the summer my teen got taller than me. I love the fleeting novelty of looking up at him, lifting my eyes to meet his in a grocery aisle, or when handling him his backpack. I'll get used to it; 14 years of looking down into his face will fade to "photo memories", but right now is magical.
Noticing this too. Last summer restaurants were crowded and everywhere had a "Help Wanted" sign.
AOC and Chip Roy standing shoulder to shoulder at the press conference on banning congressional stock trading was also a pigs fly moment for me today! 🐖
I have a several boxed of sparklers and 2 bags of confetti poppers!
And at least you wouldn't leave your little dog at home alone in a freezing house like Ted did. ☹️
Topsy-Turvy Day in politics! AOC standing next to Chip Roy demanding an end to congressional stock trading. MTG, shoulder to shoulder with Ro Khanna, spitting absolute truth in defense of #EpsteinVictims. Can we make it a hat-trick of Susan Collins & Elizabeth Warren straight up not giving a fEck?
Honking at the rattlesnake tho?
And giving serious side-eye!
Jack Smith is not an old man. He'll have years at The Hague to investigate war crimes.
But how else are we going to get the word out?
Huntsville is a charming city and would suffice for a very expensive (ahem, deficit hawks?) but logistically doable move by Space Force. Turning a red district in Colorado purple may be another unintended consequence of an administration full of those. #spaceforce #huntsville #deficithawks #waste
Finches were my gateway.
I think you're on to something.
Ode to the lefties that crashed the Labor Rally: You show up late In unkempt clothes With obscene signs You stand and vape And I assume You probably voted for Jill Stein #fauxgressive #poetry
Hubby & I are about to leave for the Texas AFL-CIO rally at city hall in San Antonio. I'm grumpy because Corpus Christi's AFL-CIO is having a pancake breakfast. 🥞
@govwesmoore.bsky.social - Listen to Denver on this one! 🇺🇸
Yup.
He'd better be alive. Pray he is. We need him alive longer, to let him become too despised to be canonized! If he were to kick-off now, he'd reach saint status, and his horrible agenda would be mourned as: "He was so close to making America great...if only he had one more week." #Trumpisdead
Bo ignores the fact that Post already had a lock on the fits/sits ratio of the box. #caturday #catsky
Lava, where it splashed and hardened and lives thousands of years later. #Scape #Arizona #Navajo
Mt., like St. (saint)
Chin girdle is a jaunty alternative, for variety.
If you're confused, clearly you've never met a Democrat! {Candidates X,Y,Z : Democrats: 😍,😍,😍}
"Honey! Governor Abbott is adding a ban on same day voter registration to the special session. Whatever will we do without a right we never had?" #GovernorAbbott
#lifeadvice Treasure wedding invitations. After you reach a certain age the number of wedding invitations you receive plunges while at the same time you find you're attending far more funerals. #wisdom #aging
🎵Aaaat laaaast🎵
When we arrived home from the event where everything went perfect we found a toppled desk, dismounted air purifier, a shattered 8' mirror, and one VERY GUILTY CAT!,
"Sure, Quiver." #caturday #catsky
#SanAntonio
"The bagger offered me 'paper or plastic' - why would I want that woke compostable paper when plastic is what real alphas use?!"
A place we stayed in St. Louis had the guest laundry room and workout room in the same area. They had a cutesy name for it, like 'bubbles and squats or soap and lift', but what was most striking were the humid, cloying wafts of detergent smell mixing with the off-gassing of gym mats.
I wanna be friends, so I will say that James Dobson looks like one of those monsters who'd drink right from the milk carton and eat the pie but leave the crust untouched.
Only nine?
He's stole Ann Romney's garments?
What gets into some people? 🤔
And nobody told them?
That'll learn 'em!
Am I just being catty, or is Pam starting to splinter under pressure?
Thank you for sharing this. 📷
Can't unsee that now. 👀
Some happy couples swear by separate beds for marital harmony. My husband and I can share a bed, but having separate butter containers has been a relationship game-changer! 🧈😋💞🧈
Feral Mama, with baby Quiver & baby Bo. August '21. #caturday #catsky
My face, when I just saw plain ol' eyedrops going for $17.99. #Trumpflation
🥰🇺🇸Jordy🇺🇸🥰
Shhhh! She's busy figuring out where the handprint turkeys fit next to Coca-Cola Santa.
"Tell me about your day."
I want Donald Trump to live a long life where the icy gale of legal, civil, and moral accountability buffets him, his family, and cronies at every turn. ⚖️🌬️ However, I'm stockpiling these badboys, just in case! 🎇🇺🇸
"Not the Vana!"
I've been griping at them about this for years. When I get a fundraising "survey" from the DNC [et al] it's worth the stamp for the petty thrill of returning it with "stop all the texts" written across it (in Sharpie)!
Science, leveled down to 7th grade mean-kid popularity contest.
My latest craft. Jewelry holder from an old kitchen banana stand. #upcycling #craftsky #DIY
Lock him up. He bonds out within a few hours, then after many moons the case is dismissed. In the meantime, Beto goes on talks shows and then writes a book about the experience. Ken "Running away from the Devil" Paxton always thinks these things through to the fullest.
And by the sink? Little seashell shaped soaps that you're not allowed to use.
Stop teasing us with the Fecus cheesecake shots!
Our "little guy" starts his sophomore year today. Braces off, several inches taller, a summer of acne cream, and he's unrecognizable from the start of freshman year. These high school days are rumbling past like boxcars.
"We were batter dipping!" #MST3K
My face, after seeing a $40 price tag on ONE 4-pack of plain, white, small-size crew neck T-shirts. #Trumpflation #Trumptariffs
I panicked today too. I brought a basket of lunch, a tablecloth to spread on the grass and...oh...that's not what you meant.
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Maybe he can plank, or Rickroll, or eat a Tide pod. That'll show all those whippersnapers worried about rent, groceries, and opportunity that he's a with-it hep cat who's keepin' it real!
The dog days of #caturday #catsky #dogsky
3...2...1...Duffy runs squealing to Fox to blame Pete.
I think the people who live in New Mexico must be the luckiest people in America! 🇺🇸💛🌞❤️🇺🇸
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That counts on my Bingo card as 2 weeks! Now all I need is one more "nasty woman" and I win! 🎉
Gary gets 5 minutes to talk to me about God and Jesus before I claim my 5 minutes to talk to Gary about BTS and J-Hope! "Where you going, Gary? We haven't gotten to HopeWorld yet!...Gary?"
But we, the ones with the lady-bits are somehow to blame.
#newmexico East of the Rio Grande, looking west.
I'm on my annual New Mexico budget road trip. The lack of tourism compared to last year is staggering. Empty towns, shuttered restaurants...last year at this time all these places were bustling. I'm so sad for this beautiful, amazing state and our country. #Trumpcession #dogecuts
He's also the kind of guy who sits down in a cocina and gets huffy when he learns that real tacos don't have crunchy yellow shells or are served with iceberg lettuce and a golfball-size blorp of sour cream.
Goodbye those installation jobs too.
Yep.
Somebody just buy her a Million-Follower Influencer Starter Pack™ and be done with it!
Years of law school, hours of studying, decades clerking for the most prestigious #FederalistSociety Judges - - only to be leap-frogged by Judge Jeanine from TV. 🐸🍷 #judgejeanine #judgepirro #jeaninepirro #foxnews
Quiver's turn. #caturday #catsky
RIP Flaco Jimenez. You brought so much joy to #SanAntonio over the years. Thank you for making babies smile and old folks fall in love again! 🎉🎶🥰🥰🎶🎉 #FlacoJimenez
Whosawhatnow?
"You get 5 minutes to talk about your faith, then I get 5 minutes to talk about BTS."
That's the face of a child who could pee off the back porch with confidence!
Great title! 🖋️
To be fair, she only cracks open her Matryoshka doll to glance outside once every four years, so probably an honest mistake!
Dead center is where you have to drive in West Virginia to avoid all the potholes and crumbling pavement.
Wow, that looks like a lot of drag queens! Also, did you happen to see where I left my glasses?
I make a helluva iceberg lettuce and mayonnaise sandwich, thank you very much!
Nah, she can serve out her sentence. The public can get all we need from the files and victim testimony.
They just can't keep from hating on Justin Jones. He's clearly shaken them to their soles. (I'd say souls, but look at them!)
I loved, Loved, LOVED Wonka!💗 🍫 I hereby pledge to forever uphold and defend Timothée Chalamet against all haters, both foreign and domestic!🍫 #Wonka #TimotheeChalamet
Diagnosis: TBCS - Tiny, Bitter, Coward Syndrome.