I love you, Cajun Phatty's. Everyone is a hell of a lot happier now that we've had étoufée and po'boys
🦬 🛼 📺 "While it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got you invited to the very best social occasions."
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I love you, Cajun Phatty's. Everyone is a hell of a lot happier now that we've had étoufée and po'boys
God: When the humans are alone, they should be able to hear music in their heads sometimes. Angel: That's a lovely idea. God: And it should be a 8 second loop of a song they don't really like and can't exactly remember the lyrics to. Angel: ... God: There's no way to make it stop.
TIL Matthew Broderick killed two people. I guess I really wasn't paying attention when I was 8
I only start drinking in the Fall when there's cider, we are complementary opposites
Get yourself some apple Crown and make the easiest fall cocktail there is: cider with apple whiskey in it
Yeah, I would drive an hour to QD right now, but only for cider. Not for dips
By the way the amount you charge for a logo should start at $750, leaving you 30 hours at $25/hr to get it right for the client. If I spend a third of my time fixing the AI slop you send me, and an hour exporting everything to multiple file types, you're getting the $500 logo special in effort (bad)
But you can buy QD dip 🫤
So, what I said the other day. I can "clean up" the svg file you're sending me, but it will take four hours just to identify all 1000 layers it split every path anchor point into and THEN you can start fixing stupid hands
Never thought I'd be reblogging Chuck Wendig Interesting times
Part of the magic trick of AI was always going to be corporations using it as a lever — a threat. You take the AI clean up job because it’s better than no job, even though it requires the same or more work. And if you don’t want that well they’ll find someone else or just use more AI to “fix it.”
We are going to Costco! All day affair
Oh, banjo is on my wishlist.
I still don't know what this is from but I live by this mantra.
I would give absolutely anything right now to undo the psychic damage this is causing me
It’s crazy that all this fascism is happening in a country that brought over every high-ranking Nazi that didn’t die in WWII & gave them free houses and lucrative government jobs
I wanted to know what was in the shit bag. Was it shit? How much shit. Was it a Trainspotting amount of shit? It had to go out the window, I know, man
I do not know how to quote myself to myself, apparently
Oh, there is just no way I'm not digging into my theory now. bsky.app/profile/brai...
After a devastating holiday weekend where absolutely no one told me I looked really cute, I have decided to move Fart Command from the bedroom to the kitchen table. You're never gonna believe how this is Obama's fault
I think he's been here the longest, quite frankly
Just realized I work with a small committee of dismayed unicorns staring at me.
the only real solution is writing tutoring programs offered in non-academic spaces. i know if people were coming to me in higher ed with comprehension struggles, people outside the institutions were too. this has been confirmed by becoming a library worker.
Ah, there it is. Halfway through the article. Tariffs will fuck us one way or another. apnews.com/article/trum...
❤️ Wouldn't surprise me one bit if Italians are the ones finally doing it
I literally know better than to try posting before 5 am and yet here I am
Oh, no! Sorry, my mind went immediately to the stupidest fight I've ever had with a boss, and why I left
I guess I mean the entire situation and not just what may have been in the bag.
Trainspotting situation in the Lincoln bathroom. If no one ever corrects me later. It will always be a Trainspotting situation in the Lincoln bathroom, to me
Actually...you're gonna love this
Has anyone actually found out what the fuck this was??
Known Jerk Not Welcomed at the Jerk Store
Sure, I was RAISED Blueskyist, but these days I'm lucky if I log on for the High Bluidays
Hmm, it's water, so I wanna say 'shrimps' just to be odd. Frogs would be way more fun to draw
Also I suppose cats are the last one, but maybe get weird and use skunks, because they are fucken adorable
I am now gonna write a song about the best snake ever
There should really be a tarot set that's like "three of bats" "seven of wolves" "ace of snakes"
Graham Greene was a real one
Slingblade was a notoriously fast man, real go-getter, mmmhmm
I still don't know who Nate Silver is but he strikes me as one of those people who asks "Are you gonna eat that?" and then doesn't wait for an answer before touching your food
It was a brief moment in time this year but wow it really showed me who the "I'm voting Gavin Newsom" crowd was about to be
Just read the most infuriating sentence: "I asked the AI about my horoscope." Truly you jackanapes have no decency
Scientists will reveal the cure for back pain and just not tell Americans, as a laugh
I'm just a nobody but if Michelle Obama announced she was running for President just to yank the spotlight away from Nazis AND Newsom for awhile, that would be funny, I think
Oh, I was gonna do SOME work today, but if Nazis are trying to blame Nazi shit on black women, *cracks knuckles*, I can take some time off to kick somebody's ass, just point me in a direction
If I don't order it pickup I'd rarely leave the house 😆 sorry drivers, almost never use Door Dash for delivery, can't become a shut in just because of the Nazis
I've known people who worked for Lyft and it sounded worse 🫤
Hmm $0 delivery is a hilarious thing to do to people on Labor Day, Door Dash
I feel bad for the local businesses that have to change their names when a new terror group emerges. There was a lovely clinic near here called Isis Sports Physio Centre. It's now called Riyad-us Saliheen Brigade of Martyrs Sports Physio Centre.
The second he dies we'll all chalk every sidewalk in the country! 🌈 So he has something to look up at
"In 1988, when Gary Larson visited Jane Goodall's research facility in Tanzania, he was attacked by a chimpanzee named Frodo." I love history! ❤️
The newest trend in the workplace is called 'Whoopsiedoodling,' where employees form a union as soon as they realize they aren't in a union
Got diagnosed with Whole Entire Shit Hurts Disorder. It's the disorder where your whole entire shit hurts
There are no notable historical events related to not paying your military
Get the hell off Substack before you literally can’t anymore without blowing up your business
Is it Dolly Parton in a hot tub time yet
I think they're including deaths of Rikers inmates immediately after release, too, but I didn't follow up closely
No, I just checked, the detainee deaths at Rikers are double what they are normally and Legal Aid is pissed off gothamist.com/news/bronx-m...
Historically isn't the answer here "yes, probably the guards"?
Jaws shirt incredible 🤘
🫡 Comrade Watto
The real "purity test" is when a Leftist makes a Marge Simpson grumble when you say a name Kids, stop mentioning Pete Buttigieg
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Me, finding out he's not dead
when president garfield was dying, they shoved a bunch of stuff up his butt in the hopes it would save him. it didn't work, in fact it definitely killed him quicker. but if any white house guys are reading this: you're the chosen one, you can make it work
Thank you, Dakota McFadzean
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You need water (coffee) and dopamine (chocolate) also
Remember when Marlene Dietrich thought she could've fucked Hitler to death? LOL Melania is so lazy
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The only thing I remember from Life of Brian's controversy was Eric Idle saying the more research they did to write the movie the more they ended up liking Jesus. His fans, not so much
"I don't think we could convince a Beatle to fund a satirical movie about Jesus in 2025" is a hell of a statement, mostly because Taylor Swift is not returning my calls about my Joan of Ark slapstick comedy script, so he's correct
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Brace yourselves, because I do not know why Sexy Watto, by I want to show you Sexy Wattos bsky.app/profile/shoo...
I ate at the taco place that just failed every health inspection
This was very much after the Blues Brothers and because of it
It's almost September. You know what that means. Dollars for Dingers 2025 is in ONE WEEK! For every Mets home run in September, our community is raising money for the National Domestic Violence Hotline. You can make your pledge using this link: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
By the way if you're looking for hard cider these dudes got me very hammered at this summer's Beerfest, my husband had to put me in a free tote bag to carry me home #savethebears
It's officially cider time, y'all
"There are angry bananas at the grocery store" would be an incredible problem if we were living in a real society but alas
i am a white lady and i also don't think we should have robot versions of white ladies in yoga pants at the kroger
"You like Hitler?" "No, I just associate all white Westerners with your favorite little guy. Genocide, yes? You like? Can you dance? I am told no," all while miming playing a fiddle frenetically If we're just making shit up we need to be punching down on Mumford and Sons
I'd like to be rated "😞" please
Whomever is in charge of issuing the flag warnings is on top of it
The leaded hose water causes you to think Candlebox is a good band
However this is completely reasonable, I could get to this QD on a mower from my mom's house "the back way" no problem
Dismayed to tell you I immediately knew this was my QD and I haven't lived in this neighborhood for 25 years
