Mostly working on my standup routine. Some satire. Some tech stuff. I have an ancestor who signed the US Declaration of Independence. But my parents were both immigrants to the US.
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'The war against the machines' One year ago today I posted this miniature Terminator scene I created. All shot practically using real figures, lighting and miniature sets. The Endos glowing eyes I digitally illustrated in the rest is all in camera #terminator #scifi #miniatures #photography
Proof of life, please
CEOs are trying to convince you that quiet quitting is worse than wage theft, while they plan on replacing you with a robot. Unions know better. Happy Labor Day Weekend.
Hopefully he didnt die on top
Fewer opportunities for young people
Maybe the left has gone too far, what, a man can't have a mere brief 3 day medically induced coma in peace
Orange falls off tree, lays in dirt, and rots from inside. Takes a bit before you see the grey mold covering it.
I can't sleep. The iPhone 17 will be out soon
Exclusion, extraction, enshitification
We should buy russia
We should buy russia
Only for congress people
Gentleman, I believe this will be our finest hour!
All this was supposed to be sorted out on day one
Do you realize that if scientists solved aging then Donald Trump would probably be the first person to get that treatment. So maybe there's a silver lining to cutting back science funding?
Ayup. Even though they fought so hard to make corporations 'individuals,' too š
The problem was that the cameras were installed in the first place
You say steam rolled, I say p****
Does the sandwich guy have a donation link?
It's simple, Tom. He's more of a man than they are
America already gave its red states to Putin without getting bombed...
I hurt myself today to see if I still feel
Guys COME ON! THIS BABY IS GOING TO VE KILLED AND I HAVR TO FUCKING BEG FOR REPOSTS? A SIMPLE FUCKING REPOST SAVES LIVES! He is ADORABLE YET NO LOVE AT ALL FOR HIM! It is frustrating! Putin gets more reposts than this precious boy!
Go alaska
Govt waste
Skip level
The US government has been doing this to the American Indian for 250 years
Greenland should offer to buy Alaska
Greenland should offer to buy Alaska.
More concise?
More concise?
The irony is not lost on me.
Pretending to be a human should be a Felony
Hopefully we don't trade Ukraine for... alaska
You cannot have a functioning economy when so few people at the top hold so much of the nationās wealth. Itās not sustainable.
When you think it through it is not really that great. It only takes a generation or two to get to a non-sustainable place where all the stuff that you like in life no longer works.. food, medicine that kind of stuff.
I'm glad I left
Someone forgot to take down this webpage: www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/v...
Please share everywhere
Nor gave the participants been determined. Nor time or place. Rumour.
I don't trust this F****er
Pre-emptive nuclear strikes on data centers may save us from AI
Pre-emptive nuclear strikes on data centers may save us from AI
I'd quit
Republicans have fucked my personal finances many times in my 60 years. I don't feel that about dems. Do republicans feel the opposite?
and pot smoke
you can do it
if someone falls down, pick them up!
UTAHā¦ this is not a gameā¦
a little @couchdog.bsky.social
Buy the taco dip
Why have dumbasses taken over my country?
Alligator Auschwitz ... Alcatraz makes it sound like it's a jail. It's a concentration camp.
Christians cheering for Alligator Alcatraz is all I need to know about Christianity
Thank you, America for bravely sacrificing your healthcare, your rights, your everything, your children and grandchildren's futures so that the Regime can send many, many brown people to Alligator Auschwitz before they come for you. Amen.
Once the job losses start to hit, that's when you know
@tamarberk.bsky.social great Casbah solo set!
When is the general strike?
San diego county population (and budget) bigger than 30 U.S states
Ethnic cleansing
Abolish ICE
San diego county population (and budget) bigger than 30 U.S states
You can build fast if no plumbing
Fuck. The Senators who voted for it, not sure what's in there.
If you don't think they're coming for you next, you have another thing coming...
It would be funny if it were not
Also the feeling you have when you find out you're a whore
Trump is aiming for 1 million deportations this year. 1 million people in camps. Some percentage of those are US citizens, children, Non-Criminal, And or people who just didn't have their "papers" on the day that ICE came. 1 million getting mistreated, underfed and otherwise abused. No trial.
AGI is here. Regular human intelligence seems to be completely missing from the US Senate
Shouldnt have worn orange
I was planning to sleep through the middle of the race but now that Max isnāt in it, Iām more interested
Out n about
Spot on. This is the clearest explanation Iāve seen. It ās relatable, and humanizes the issue in a way everyone can understand.
Calvary like the hill, or cavalry like the people on horses?
#ai-4-day-workweek
You really think he came up with a seven-step process???
What we need are more videos of ICE pulling super-white people off the street and putting them in vans. Your regular racist doesn't have a lot of empathy.
ICE is basically going after people based on their skin color, race, or ethnicity. Theyāre detaining U.S. citizens and people who have a right to be here. Itās mass racial profiling.
I think we are well past the place where we need more proof
Proving he is more unfit and dangerous every day.
I thought I saw an Iranian sleeper cell in masks, camo and assault rifles kidnap people from a job site and thrown them into a van, then I realized it was ICE.
Don't forget to spay or neuter your neighbors
Are you sure that picture is not of someone from Iranian sleeper cell? How can we know?? It would be the best disguise
If you think about every "civilization" that has ever ended in authoritarianism The Chinese dynasties The Ottoman empire The russian tsars There were people there (then) who gave up to their new authoritarian leaders, and we don't remember them. Lets not be them.
Sounds like it will pass
Locusts. Lots of fucking locusts.