Giving my boss a 90 minute standing ovation and billing it to the project.
Please be normal to me he/him
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Giving my boss a 90 minute standing ovation and billing it to the project.
Yeah i love it
Its normal!
Marmalade Update: Marmo has taken up a form of lazy eating and I Respect It I am listening to the history of grain cereal in the background.
That is perversion
True Renaissance Men
They make really good high pressure tank systems but parts are harder to come by/source and they are bad for forcing obsolescence on any of their non-standard/specialized fixtures
Tshirt Front: I got Sucked and Fucked in The Pit Tshirt Back: Then Came the Cannibalism
Im paid to know this things. I am a Professional Toilet Man
This is a real thing I just said in a meeting to a facility manager and due to context, it was not weird and he eagerly agreed with me They have really good flush valves and parts are available and easy to replace and their basins are shaped well for easy cleaning/sanitation
TOTO makes a LOVELY urinal
A tuesday that masquerades as a monday is know as The Bastard's Tuesday, and it fucking sucks.
Sept 1. Frog and Toad Season, baby. Fall Fit Kings
Touche
Shes beautiful! Those eyes
Yes YES
The best James Bond film.
Put my foot through another toilet seat. FFS
You say that it ISNT a high honour
They remade Red Sonya? How can you possibly remake that for a modern audience without destroying it? Its SUPPOSED to be a living frank frazetta tableau.
Lmao
Im really proud of myself!
Ive lose 16lbs! You cant tell bc of the way my beautiful sweater drapes off my enormous shoulders, but im pretty proud
Marmalade Update: Marmo wants a nugget but its my cheat day and they are All Mine
Having a shower. Its leg day today. The worst. I prefer chest and shoulders
Yeah that woulda been better than the second norman, damn
Have you eaten enough chicken nuggets today?
Dont YOU fucking start
Other than the weather app thing, and the purifier thing, and potentially the everyone's crush thing (tho i like to think im crushable as expensive velvet), mine's pretty accurate
My sister told me there was a guy in her dorm her first year of college who would “pretend to be possessed every month” I asked her what made him do it, and she looked very thoughtful and said “I think he just liked having girls take care of him”
What could you possibly want with my amulet bro you wouldn’t even know how to wield it’s power
I dont live in your stupid country. Get a life
Shut up
I cant abide this horrible 'For Content' theatre kid bullshit acting. Its abrades me
Its the talk of the town
Theres a tracking app they all have on their phones
Yeah thats exactly the vibe!!!!
My entire family is obsessed with tracking the great white sharks off the coast of nova scotia.
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
Doing Manufactured Viral Content Face. Stop it. Dont show that shit to me. 200 years ago that woman would be burned at the stake a doppelganger. And theyd be right to do it. There was nothing human about her.
The crazy house video is horrible. Not because of the house, which IS bad, but because that weird full body theatre kid overacting youtube/tik tok schtick that the lady is doing. That shit makes my skin crawl so bad. Be normal.
Back to pillory
Not gonna lie it usually ended in one or both of them yelling to mom or dad that '[MyName] sent me to the glue factory!!!!'
Buttering my toes and hanging my feet over the dock to cat eels. One day I'll get a perfect 10
I used to play a version of this with my Horse Girl sister called Ponies where both my sisters were ponies and i was a stable boy
Hello to friends, and to my Enemies
No idea ive never been in the same room as him bc everyone hates him and he doesnt come around bc when he does everyone just roasts him full time
Canada
Small nephew just told an incredible joke Q: How many grownups does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one, screwing in a lightbulb is not hard
Her husband also is an outspoken racist redneck dumb guy whos really into numerology. He also hates all the different kinds of white people except whatever his own ancestry is.
Im not allowed near her bc i will not Keep My Mouth Shut in the presence of obvious child abuse
A spoon of night syrup for the boy
Shes my girl
Good for you!!!
You took him in?
Absolutely
You are correct
Margarita
Boy Dinner (local steak, carrots and potatoes from the garden)
Hell yeah
Thanks pal tis a mighty shed
Thank you!!!
Good day. Finished a shed, rewired a kitchen, and now im drinking a margarita. This is Lake Mode. Might fire an edible into me.
I find that hard to believe
Just hang out mostly.
Off if its hot, you gotta pay extra if you want the shirt to stay on
No its free
Yep its soffited just vinyl soffits
Shed: Built If anyone needs a portly little fella whos good on the tools, my price is seafood or beer
Hell yes. Fuck yes
!!!!!!
6 books in about 6 weeks, but today it was Name of the Wind. A very good fantasy book
(bleeding from several small puncture wounds) i love my cat mr. hugsalot
Lmfao
A simple pleasure i have missed for many years is the mental and physical weariness that presents when you read 200-300 pages of a very good book in one sitting. Feels good to read again. Like coming home.
If anyone needs me I'll be having Unstructured Play for the next 90 minutes
Hell yeah. Fuck yeah
Thats what im working towards
My gut has shrunk too much to take another pic like this, but The Baconing Hour is upon us bsky.app/profile/bren...
You have a point
Tell macaroni hi for me please
One those days, i get a twofer
Honourable and Just
Lmfao
Even then
I dont care if youre the love of my life, if there is an animal present i will greet it by name first. This is my creed, my code
Its so good
Hell yeah lmao
If every man saw this video we could eliminate toxic masculinity by 2026 www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yXa...
A thing i started saying to other short men is 'we look some cute climbing into these giant trucks' and let me tell you, they HATE it, but usually its in a professional context and im their boss so they have to hollowly chuckle even tho i can see they are incandescent with rage. This is praxis
We dont have that kinda discipline
You, 6ft tall, full head of hair: i cant get into these crevices im too big and they snag my hair. Me, 5'6 and bald, emerging from a crevice: yeah I wouldn't know, man
Me and 4 other 5'6" 230lb men renting a 2024 ford F-350 and helping each other up into the cab
Wanna find three other 5'6 230lb guys and get known around town for being shirtless and rowdy. Not like fucked up rowdy just like maybe getting a little too silly at the store or something, but always respectful. Like, we'll help you move, we're good guys just a bit impish
Now marmo the cat is lying on the bed sleeping. To the untrained ignorant fool this may appear as simple relaxation but to those 'in the know' its clear that she's charging up like Goku so can be a little fucker later
*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker. *My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
Lmao thats a good one
