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Brian

@brian215.bsky.social

I don’t share your greed. The only card I need is the ace of spades.

created July 1, 2023

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Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future

2/9/2025, 3:01:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they got Michael Jordan to leave a casino to attend this game

2/9/2025, 2:19:04 AM | 444 62 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, Gary 2: Electric Boogaloo

2/9/2025, 12:44:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Gary

2/9/2025, 12:42:42 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tfw you realize you’ll see Stan Chera soon

Peak male performance
2/9/2025, 12:40:54 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Temu Chet Hanks headass

2/9/2025, 12:31:34 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get this thing on Broad Street around 5 pm Thursday.

2/9/2025, 12:30:52 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish my brain wasn’t damaged in the way that makes me lose hours to these sorts of things. But here we are

2/9/2025, 12:29:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There was some sort of DM drama involving him though, right, or am I mixing him up with some other online slapdick?

2/9/2025, 12:26:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Carolina blue is the best shade of blue. I will not be taking any questions as this is a definitive take.

2/9/2025, 12:23:39 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great game tho

1/9/2025, 11:44:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah!

1/9/2025, 11:41:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, of course.

1/9/2025, 11:39:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude in the stands carrying on like he makes a difference.

1/9/2025, 11:38:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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:)

Cubs win. Phillies win.
1/9/2025, 11:37:45 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That Milwaukee jitbag needs to sit his simple ass down and shut up.

1/9/2025, 11:31:28 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still don't like the Vibes Guy being back, idc.

1/9/2025, 11:27:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pertinent to my very specific interests.

Both the Cubs and Phillies are tied 6-6
1/9/2025, 10:40:52 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👍🏼

1/9/2025, 10:30:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👎🏼

1/9/2025, 10:29:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hell yeah

1/9/2025, 10:24:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m busy tomorrow but feel free to reach out to my schedulers.

1/9/2025, 10:23:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds good. Hope it works out for you.

1/9/2025, 10:08:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any topic you choose is fine, but the posts just need to be better. Don’t know what else to tell you.

1/9/2025, 10:05:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe post better content, idk

1/9/2025, 10:03:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same

1/9/2025, 9:58:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fightins

1/9/2025, 9:57:01 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Fightins
1/9/2025, 9:55:09 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bucky Beaver gonna tear through them hash browns

1/9/2025, 9:30:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We (football season) are so back. Go Birds.

Local car dealership (not the best) ad for their Coach Nick Sirianni Special.
1/9/2025, 9:20:50 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not bad at all!

1/9/2025, 9:17:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How long was the line at Angelos?

1/9/2025, 9:11:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amazing

1/9/2025, 9:01:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have no idea why that popped into my head. What was the story with him?

1/9/2025, 8:49:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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!!!!!! Yes

1/9/2025, 8:47:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey Abe

1/9/2025, 8:39:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jay or something?

1/9/2025, 8:39:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Already flipped over to Cubs.

1/9/2025, 8:33:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I meant if.

1/9/2025, 8:32:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oldhead Deadspin folks: who was that flat-brimmed hat dude again?

1/9/2025, 8:28:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🚨 Thinking I’m gonna grab a Philadelphia Cheese Steak for dinner tomorrow night. Watch this space for any updates.

1/9/2025, 8:18:46 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Why I said if I had?” That makes no sense.

1/9/2025, 7:58:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You didn’t say “if.”

1/9/2025, 7:56:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t know.

1/9/2025, 7:55:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t think I’ve seen one post on here thanking the troops for Labor Day. Talk about a lib bubble.

1/9/2025, 7:48:57 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weird how Abe hasn’t responded.

1/9/2025, 7:42:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know. That’s why I said it.

1/9/2025, 7:33:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has to notify neighbors when he moves to new block headass

1/9/2025, 7:18:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still livid about Brown vs BOE.

1/9/2025, 7:16:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like a baby.

1/9/2025, 7:13:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People just post anything online these days. Really weird.

1/9/2025, 7:12:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bet he actually has some still.

1/9/2025, 7:11:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think Maury is right here, Abe.

1/9/2025, 7:09:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just saw another picture of Mr. Beast so I guess another angel lost its wings.

1/9/2025, 5:31:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds good.

1/9/2025, 4:41:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry, but you're not going to let in again.

1/9/2025, 4:33:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quizzo, tomorrow night, do attend.

Quizzo tomorrow night in East Falls (Philly). Birds won SB59.
1/9/2025, 4:18:19 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JFC abc13.com/post/person-...

1/9/2025, 3:31:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NFL football.

1/9/2025, 3:06:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey look, I found the reason why BlueSky is dying.

1/9/2025, 2:29:34 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hearing rumblings out of Mar-a-Lago.

1/9/2025, 2:26:27 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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You don't have to stay here. Sounds like a you problem.

1/9/2025, 1:33:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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☘️

1/9/2025, 2:52:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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South Dakota

1/9/2025, 2:42:59 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like all three teams I want to win as I flip around between three games of personal interest, to me, are going to lose. Whatever. Stan Chera’s still dead.

1/9/2025, 1:55:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So you’re saying Tuesday is the day?

1/9/2025, 1:50:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maia (@maiamindel.bsky.social) reposted

Yeah it's not exactly subtle what's going on here

31/8/2025, 10:57:00 PM | 1221 213 | View on Bluesky | view

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I repeat.

1/9/2025, 1:42:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Take em. Nothing more than gut answer though.

1/9/2025, 1:35:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where’s the game? Go with the away team.

1/9/2025, 1:33:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WhAt Do YoU eXpEcT tHeSe FaNs BoOeD sAnTa ClAuS

1/9/2025, 1:32:22 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of course she deserves a military funeral, Orion. Why do you hate America?

Phillies huddle at the mound
1/9/2025, 1:30:34 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And also, Morgan is a queen.

1/9/2025, 1:25:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Didn’t see tonight yet so no spoilers pls but really good season unexpectedly

1/9/2025, 1:17:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Atlanta pitcher’s the dude who wrote that viral song about life being tilted against white guys, right?

1/9/2025, 1:17:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s one helluva play by Bohm right there.

1/9/2025, 1:03:39 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I missed this Alcaraz behind the back shot earlier and yeah...

1/9/2025, 12:43:38 AM | 123 22 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really like how the Phillies are all like sure bring your own food into the park. We’re rich enough. We don’t need to bilk $15 out of you for a bottle of water.

1/9/2025, 12:44:44 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Asked if they wanted me to shoot it but they declined.

1/9/2025, 12:08:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hmm hard to tell

1/9/2025, 12:06:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bride got a better shot

Buck on the front lawn
1/9/2025, 12:04:07 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh look at Luzardo acting like Ranger.

1/9/2025, 12:01:52 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Almost went

1/9/2025, 12:00:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dogs going nuts on the other hand was a distraction

31/8/2025, 11:53:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I get it for free since I got season tickets for Union but I’m going español so I can flip back and forth to Phillies and Irish games.

31/8/2025, 11:45:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This mf’er decided to show up out front during dinner.

Big ole buck
31/8/2025, 11:41:36 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty good!

31/8/2025, 11:37:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meal
31/8/2025, 11:01:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lamb and chickpeas
31/8/2025, 11:00:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lamb is 10 minutes from completion. Will be served with Persian rice, as the forefathers foretold. Thank you. God bless.

31/8/2025, 10:44:50 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can check

Troeg’s Double Perpetual IPA
31/8/2025, 10:27:03 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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vaxxed?

31/8/2025, 8:46:17 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would be nice if Dani Olmo had better aim today!

31/8/2025, 8:45:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fine by me. I’m’a grab Franco’s panzarottis after mine next month.

31/8/2025, 4:12:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Semi-pro ass garbage.

31/8/2025, 2:32:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love it.

31/8/2025, 2:31:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All your nonsensical non-soccer chatter made me flip into terrestrial tv to watch football and I’m watching a commercial about how fentanyl turned someone’s skin blue. Thank you. God bless.

31/8/2025, 2:30:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spiciest yellow was?

31/8/2025, 2:13:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m a months ahead thinker when it comes to things that could destroy my life for years.

31/8/2025, 2:10:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It could have been the best day. Instead, Philadelphia.

31/8/2025, 1:55:29 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view