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created November 14, 2024

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The murderers section, I assume.

31/8/2025, 9:23:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Congress must XYZ" is becoming the new "Thoughts and Prayers."

27/8/2025, 10:12:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They have to wear orange vests because no one can see them in their super tough camouflage. Incredible.

27/8/2025, 8:47:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think the most valuable thing we can take away from this whole #crackerbarrel situation is that Donald Trump is in the Epstein files. Let's see em.

27/8/2025, 12:24:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Specific location: The White House

25/8/2025, 9:38:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Smells like critical thinking in here.

23/8/2025, 12:28:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, if he finds the "cause" of autism, and it's not vaccines, then that doesn't work very well for him. Does it?

20/8/2025, 3:03:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We don't have to let them do this.

19/8/2025, 1:19:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm calling it: 1. Ghislaine Maxwell leaves the prison on work release 2. Maxwell is assassinated in secret 3. The regime claims she escaped custody and fled 4. There is a staged manhunt to find her 5. She will remain a "fugitive" that provides rationale for more troops on the streets.

12/8/2025, 7:17:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boy, I wouldn't leave that prison if I were her.

12/8/2025, 7:11:06 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Orange Temu Hitler neglected to secure housing arrangements for the soldiers in DC. So, now they have to sleep on the street and then evict themselves from the city for being unhoused.

12/8/2025, 4:02:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent

Lemme fix that for you:"...An extraordinarily illegal abuse of federal power."

11/8/2025, 5:34:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's planning on staying for a loooooong time, folks.

10/8/2025, 4:50:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woah! I've never seen that footage of Lindsey Graham before.

9/8/2025, 3:23:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably not a great idea for Zelensky to show up to that.

6/8/2025, 9:36:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is art.

4/8/2025, 4:39:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also makes it easier for someone to access the prison and do it.

3/8/2025, 3:19:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You spelled children wrong.

31/7/2025, 12:26:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social)

I feel bad for the librarians who are going to have to move all the cyberpunk books to the non fiction section.

30/7/2025, 9:31:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent

What did you think was going to happen? They all need protection now. They (Rs) are going to do everything they can to escape their crimes. Normal political procedures are not going to stop them.

30/7/2025, 2:04:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah.

30/7/2025, 12:24:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get 'em.

29/7/2025, 6:27:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spread this far and wide.

29/7/2025, 6:27:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This little fucker is all over those files.

27/7/2025, 4:08:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent

Obviously an AI image. She's never experienced smiling.

26/7/2025, 10:26:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We just have to keep him talking.

25/7/2025, 2:45:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You (hopeful) government elites with your four figure bank accounts..

24/7/2025, 10:08:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ghouls. All of them.

24/7/2025, 5:12:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OMG they look so happy awwww

24/7/2025, 3:39:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Give him a break. They need time to flee.

22/7/2025, 9:34:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent

Not a result of climate change. It's a result of corporate greed. Climate change is the thing causing the weather events. The prices are fully under human control at all times.

22/7/2025, 3:08:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woah. I thought this was a still from an old movie. Great work!

22/7/2025, 2:07:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I noticed that Epstein isn't trending any more on bluesky. So, Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein. Thank you. #Epstein #Epsteinfiles

22/7/2025, 1:45:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get back here you son of a

21/7/2025, 4:11:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's all over those files. #epstein

21/7/2025, 4:07:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent

No.

18/7/2025, 11:28:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social)

I don't envy the librarians that have to move all the Cyperpunk novels to the non-fiction section.

18/7/2025, 4:58:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent

Best of luck localizing this for Racoonish.

15/7/2025, 2:23:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent

"You know what happened to the last guy that got it wrong." is gold. Well done. I'm not a New Yorker, but you make me wish I was. You got this.

15/7/2025, 2:21:19 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, maybe Steve Vai isn't that great.

13/7/2025, 12:12:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RFK just making stuff up on TV with an astonishingly straight face.

12/7/2025, 4:54:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cyberpunk 2077: the corporations control all aspects of government. Weapons are as available as candy from vending machines. Healthcare is affordable only to the rich. The poor are treated like skittering cockroaches, fighting each other over scraps. Profit is God. Oh wait that's just America now

5/7/2025, 2:56:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blocked into oblivion

3/7/2025, 11:47:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent

Awesome let's stay in touch. Game looks really fun so far.

30/6/2025, 4:46:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The music is 🔥

30/6/2025, 1:51:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you have any need for music or sound effects? This looks so awesome. You can hear my work here: brianswansonvo.wixsite.com/swansongs. Give me a shout if you need some organic, original audio.

30/6/2025, 1:46:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you in need of music or sfx? I can add to the spookiness. Check me out and shoot me a message if interested: brianswansonvo.wixsite.com/swansongs

30/6/2025, 1:40:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent

This looks really fun! Do you still have any need for music or sound effects? Voice acting (or animal impressions, I guess)? Check out my work and shoot me an email if you have any interest: brianswansonvo.wixsite.com/swansongs. Or DM me on here. I'd love to collaborate.

30/6/2025, 1:36:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Autogenocide.

30/6/2025, 10:56:10 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Autogenocide.

29/6/2025, 5:05:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What the hell good is a constitution if it's optional?

27/6/2025, 9:34:12 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somebody check the bathrooms at Maralago with a geiger counter!

23/6/2025, 5:33:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thurely, you can't be theriouth

23/6/2025, 12:15:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent

And the MAGATS say, "Yes, sir. Of course, sir. More hardship please, sir. Keep exploiting us please, sir."

20/6/2025, 2:13:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Decorum

20/6/2025, 2:09:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Consider it done.

19/6/2025, 5:19:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent

Haha. So if this bill were to pass, these maga goons would have to choose between identifying themselves and wearing a medical mask. You know, like the ones they most certainly refused to wear during a pandemic.

17/6/2025, 10:03:37 PM | 26 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unbelieavably embarassing.

16/6/2025, 9:43:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think you're spot on. Learned helplessness. Over the course of decades.

16/6/2025, 2:12:37 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent

So tired of this common ground bs. Say it out loud: this was a terrorist attack by a follower of the GOP, a terrorist organization.

16/6/2025, 12:26:43 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great to see the Canadians in solidarity.

14/6/2025, 7:45:53 PM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are they all they can be yet?

10/6/2025, 1:27:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Autogenocide

4/6/2025, 7:51:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy shit was there a rainbow leading to it?

1/6/2025, 7:40:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woah. This is the most haunting thing I've seen in a long time. Truly evil. Wow.

1/6/2025, 2:28:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Autogenocide.

31/5/2025, 6:40:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t know if bugs sleep and frankly I don’t want to know. Some dumb fly taking a nap. Yeah get your rest you gross idiot, we need you at your best to ruin things

25/5/2025, 9:49:04 AM | 1369 120 | View on Bluesky | view

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Autogenocide.

24/5/2025, 3:34:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm a 5/24 too. Happy birthday! Quick fact: Scottie Pippen is notified every time someone turns 33. Grats!

24/5/2025, 2:11:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is.

23/5/2025, 7:57:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Impeach. Convict. Remove.

23/5/2025, 6:23:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Impeach. Convict. Remove.

23/5/2025, 6:21:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right cause we're totally gonna have free and fair elections in this country ever again.

22/5/2025, 2:21:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Autogenocide.

22/5/2025, 1:52:40 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Impeach. Convict. Remove.

9/5/2025, 12:19:22 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/5/2025, 1:06:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Impeach. Convict. Remove.

7/5/2025, 9:46:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Impeach. Convict. Remove.

6/5/2025, 10:34:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hahaha. Why did the police need to come to catch a wild turkey? A native bird to the region.

2/5/2025, 2:01:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This threw me into a full on existential crisis. They. Don't. Stop. Coming.

1/5/2025, 2:11:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me, in the US, looking at Canada right now.

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29/4/2025, 4:18:15 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love it. No more comedy signs. Georgia is proof that direct pressure works.

27/4/2025, 5:03:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be effective for Congress to act, the protest signs should be specific with the ultimate demand - IMPEACH, CONVICT, REMOVE bsky.app/profile/craz...

27/4/2025, 1:13:29 PM | 15 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Impeach. Convict. Remove.

27/4/2025, 4:57:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Coworker music: "Bud, you got to check out this song. It's only 7 min long and I'm gonna look you dead in the eyes the whole time you're listening to it on the single airpod I just handed you."

27/4/2025, 2:58:21 PM | 99 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's a whole ass bowl on a stick!

26/4/2025, 12:55:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Send one that attacks your respiratory system until you die. And, if survived, can cause long term organ and brain deterioration. It's extremely contagious, but scientists figure out that all you have to do to stop it is wear a paper mask over your mouth and nose for a lil bit. That should do it.

26/4/2025, 12:53:13 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We really need to be embracing Al.

21/4/2025, 5:57:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rad

19/4/2025, 10:26:42 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Substance bunny.

15/4/2025, 11:47:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rats in the walls.

14/4/2025, 4:37:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it's fair to say that I'm no longer welcome in Kuttenburg.

13/4/2025, 4:40:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, we all just gonna pay taxes next week or....?

9/4/2025, 7:35:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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None of us will have homes by the time this softball waste of time gets passed.

9/4/2025, 5:10:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did officials check their genitals to confirm they are all of the same sex?

8/4/2025, 11:54:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@scottaukerman.bsky.social Can you and Adam Scott do a "Are You Sleep Talkin about Sleep Token" series?

30/3/2025, 11:58:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm getting mostly cat and owl pictures on this website. I appreciate that.

3/3/2025, 3:52:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hungry cats that study the old gods read the Nomnominomicon. #cats

2/1/2025, 9:48:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Merry Christmas to all except for 77,284,118 American voters.

25/12/2024, 4:05:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think you're right. I projected my anger on someone who doesn't deserve it. It's so hard to not be angry at the entirety of a political system that has failed us so miserably. Dems included. But you're right. She's doing what she can do in an environment that is bleak at best.

18/12/2024, 11:07:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view