brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
The murderers section, I assume.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
The murderers section, I assume.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
"Congress must XYZ" is becoming the new "Thoughts and Prayers."
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
They have to wear orange vests because no one can see them in their super tough camouflage. Incredible.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social)
I think the most valuable thing we can take away from this whole #crackerbarrel situation is that Donald Trump is in the Epstein files. Let's see em.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Specific location: The White House
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Smells like critical thinking in here.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, if he finds the "cause" of autism, and it's not vaccines, then that doesn't work very well for him. Does it?
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
We don't have to let them do this.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social)
I'm calling it: 1. Ghislaine Maxwell leaves the prison on work release 2. Maxwell is assassinated in secret 3. The regime claims she escaped custody and fled 4. There is a staged manhunt to find her 5. She will remain a "fugitive" that provides rationale for more troops on the streets.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Boy, I wouldn't leave that prison if I were her.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social)
The Orange Temu Hitler neglected to secure housing arrangements for the soldiers in DC. So, now they have to sleep on the street and then evict themselves from the city for being unhoused.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Lemme fix that for you:"...An extraordinarily illegal abuse of federal power."
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
He's planning on staying for a loooooong time, folks.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Woah! I've never seen that footage of Lindsey Graham before.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably not a great idea for Zelensky to show up to that.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
This is art.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Also makes it easier for someone to access the prison and do it.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
You spelled children wrong.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social)
I feel bad for the librarians who are going to have to move all the cyberpunk books to the non fiction section.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
What did you think was going to happen? They all need protection now. They (Rs) are going to do everything they can to escape their crimes. Normal political procedures are not going to stop them.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Get 'em.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social)
Spread this far and wide.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
This little fucker is all over those files.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Obviously an AI image. She's never experienced smiling.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
We just have to keep him talking.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
You (hopeful) government elites with your four figure bank accounts..
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Ghouls. All of them.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG they look so happy awwww
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Give him a break. They need time to flee.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Not a result of climate change. It's a result of corporate greed. Climate change is the thing causing the weather events. The prices are fully under human control at all times.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Woah. I thought this was a still from an old movie. Great work!
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social)
I noticed that Epstein isn't trending any more on bluesky. So, Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein. Thank you. #Epstein #Epsteinfiles
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Get back here you son of a
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social)
He's all over those files. #epstein
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
No.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social)
I don't envy the librarians that have to move all the Cyperpunk novels to the non-fiction section.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Best of luck localizing this for Racoonish.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
"You know what happened to the last guy that got it wrong." is gold. Well done. I'm not a New Yorker, but you make me wish I was. You got this.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, maybe Steve Vai isn't that great.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
RFK just making stuff up on TV with an astonishingly straight face.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social)
Cyberpunk 2077: the corporations control all aspects of government. Weapons are as available as candy from vending machines. Healthcare is affordable only to the rich. The poor are treated like skittering cockroaches, fighting each other over scraps. Profit is God. Oh wait that's just America now
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Blocked into oblivion
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Awesome let's stay in touch. Game looks really fun so far.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
The music is 🔥
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you have any need for music or sound effects? This looks so awesome. You can hear my work here: brianswansonvo.wixsite.com/swansongs. Give me a shout if you need some organic, original audio.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you in need of music or sfx? I can add to the spookiness. Check me out and shoot me a message if interested: brianswansonvo.wixsite.com/swansongs
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
This looks really fun! Do you still have any need for music or sound effects? Voice acting (or animal impressions, I guess)? Check out my work and shoot me an email if you have any interest: brianswansonvo.wixsite.com/swansongs. Or DM me on here. I'd love to collaborate.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Autogenocide.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Autogenocide.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
What the hell good is a constitution if it's optional?
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Somebody check the bathrooms at Maralago with a geiger counter!
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Thurely, you can't be theriouth
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
And the MAGATS say, "Yes, sir. Of course, sir. More hardship please, sir. Keep exploiting us please, sir."
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Decorum
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Consider it done.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha. So if this bill were to pass, these maga goons would have to choose between identifying themselves and wearing a medical mask. You know, like the ones they most certainly refused to wear during a pandemic.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Unbelieavably embarassing.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you're spot on. Learned helplessness. Over the course of decades.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
So tired of this common ground bs. Say it out loud: this was a terrorist attack by a follower of the GOP, a terrorist organization.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Great to see the Canadians in solidarity.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Are they all they can be yet?
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Autogenocide
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy shit was there a rainbow leading to it?
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Woah. This is the most haunting thing I've seen in a long time. Truly evil. Wow.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Autogenocide.
Paul F. Tompkins (@pftompkins.bsky.social) reposted
I don’t know if bugs sleep and frankly I don’t want to know. Some dumb fly taking a nap. Yeah get your rest you gross idiot, we need you at your best to ruin things
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Autogenocide.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm a 5/24 too. Happy birthday! Quick fact: Scottie Pippen is notified every time someone turns 33. Grats!
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
It is.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Right cause we're totally gonna have free and fair elections in this country ever again.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Autogenocide.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahaha. Why did the police need to come to catch a wild turkey? A native bird to the region.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
This threw me into a full on existential crisis. They. Don't. Stop. Coming.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Me, in the US, looking at Canada right now.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
I love it. No more comedy signs. Georgia is proof that direct pressure works.
No To Trumpism (@no2trumpism.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
To be effective for Congress to act, the protest signs should be specific with the ultimate demand - IMPEACH, CONVICT, REMOVE bsky.app/profile/craz...
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social)
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Coworker music: "Bud, you got to check out this song. It's only 7 min long and I'm gonna look you dead in the eyes the whole time you're listening to it on the single airpod I just handed you."
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a whole ass bowl on a stick!
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Send one that attacks your respiratory system until you die. And, if survived, can cause long term organ and brain deterioration. It's extremely contagious, but scientists figure out that all you have to do to stop it is wear a paper mask over your mouth and nose for a lil bit. That should do it.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
We really need to be embracing Al.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Rad
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
The Substance bunny.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Rats in the walls.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social)
I think it's fair to say that I'm no longer welcome in Kuttenburg.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social)
So, we all just gonna pay taxes next week or....?
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
None of us will have homes by the time this softball waste of time gets passed.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
Did officials check their genitals to confirm they are all of the same sex?
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social)
@scottaukerman.bsky.social Can you and Adam Scott do a "Are You Sleep Talkin about Sleep Token" series?
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social)
I'm getting mostly cat and owl pictures on this website. I appreciate that.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social)
Hungry cats that study the old gods read the Nomnominomicon. #cats
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social)
Merry Christmas to all except for 77,284,118 American voters.
brianbswan.bsky.social (@brianbswan.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you're right. I projected my anger on someone who doesn't deserve it. It's so hard to not be angry at the entirety of a political system that has failed us so miserably. Dems included. But you're right. She's doing what she can do in an environment that is bleak at best.