had a blast recording this, talking about everything from beaning the same kid twice in one inning as a high school pitcher to all the ways sportsbrain still influences my life since my spinal cord injury
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had a blast recording this, talking about everything from beaning the same kid twice in one inning as a high school pitcher to all the ways sportsbrain still influences my life since my spinal cord injury
almost done with act one!
i considered this but i really do have a busy fall
i'm so close to cracking it, can't risk the distraction
lot going on with the phillies and eagles right now
"i'll pass but thank you"
sorry but i just don't have time
they asked me to be the ceo of disney but i said no (too busy)
NEW: JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE is not dead. Up now at @vulture.com www.vulture.com/article/jimm...
I know we all subscribe to too many things but this one is worth the price of admission trust me
"hey, yeah, i need to reschedule my dinner reservation... friday night, it's under 'brian'... right, party of three... do you have anything tonight, actually?... right... right... yeah, because of the rapture... okay, great... yup, see you at 6:30"
This is...incredible?????
had a blast recording this, talking about everything from beaning the same kid twice in one inning as a high school pitcher to all the ways sportsbrain still influences my life since my spinal cord injury
sounds like the name of a character who is played by an AI-de-aged Matthew McConaughey
WE DID, IT WAS CALLED “HOLEY MOLEY,” WE NEVER APPRECIATED IT ENOUGH AND NOW IT’S GONE
lord i was shouting
freakin go birds
Love that the Eagles offensive coordinator is either someone who will be a successful head coach in a year or Blurpo Borpo, a guy who led Holy Cross to the 4th best attack in the Patriot League in 2021
i love to blog about the important issues of the day type-click-type.ghost.io/the-five-spo...
more like alan denimwall
"we will simply teach the dinosaurs to respect us"
honestly just an A+ photo choice here
DUSTY ESCALANTE
We see you, Kornheiser...
oh dammit. did you check in the spam folder? some people have said it's ended up there.
i was going to try to write about the Kimmel thing this week but i got too mad and then @brianphillips.bsky.social did it better anyway www.theringer.com/2025/09/19/p...
THIS WEEK IN THE FIVE SPOT -- Sabrina Carpenter is doing Muppet things -- the South Park guys have never been more relatable -- scuba crime AND MORE type-click-type.ghost.io/the-five-spo...
allen iverson does not deserve this either so i feel you
we’re one stolen sloth away
okay i thought about it a lot and i have decided that i would absolutely watch a TV show about a crew of high-level hackers who use their skills to solve animal-related thefts
justified season 28
can't get fired if you don't have a job
bradford can i be the west coast editor of philadelphia magazine
orbs, ranked
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
i will be honest... i did a lil gasp when i saw the orb
yes hello
oh don’t you worry I am aware of and monitoring this situation
[ctrl+f "sloth"]
The Joker
the nice thing about having my own newsletter is that there's no one to stop me from being this stupid type-click-type.ghost.io/how-i-would-...
i will go there and personally remind them
thank you to @vulture.com for allowing me to write about two of my favorite things: Tim Meadows and fajitas www.vulture.com/article/tim-...
oh hell yes
dammit i got mad online again another dollar in the jar
look not to go all Wheelchair Guy about it but if the powerful people who spend all day whining about how people are mean to them ever faced a single droplet of actual adversity I truly believe they would crumble into a pile of dust and blow away in the next soft breeze
trying to put on the muppet show as chaos develops backstage
[piggy voice] that’s that moi espresso
she is 100 percent going to flirt with kermit and piggy is going to throw a vase against the wall
i believe i had this
oh shit
thank you, james
the nice thing about having my own newsletter is that there's no one to stop me from being this stupid type-click-type.ghost.io/how-i-would-...
Folks are having critically important discourse in the fantasy football Reddit
if the phillies and dodgers play a third game like this that ends at 1am i am going to need prescription-strength amphetamines to get through the day tomorrow
god i loved that show
one of the best to ever do it
thank you to @vulture.com for allowing me to write about two of my favorite things: Tim Meadows and fajitas www.vulture.com/article/tim-...
and now he's thinkin bout me baby come ovah let's eat piles of boova
i legitimately think about this like once a month
i'm not but now i am very intrigued
i’m trying to will it into existence
only one way to settle this argument: line up mike greenberg across from jordan mailata and snap the ball
if you have infinite monkeys typing on infinite typewriters one of them will eventually produce the entire works of shakespeare. but you don't have that kind of start up capital. start with 10 monkeys writing steven king's Christine. soon you'll be turning a profit and can start scaling your monkeys
mark ruffalo's guy on hbo's TASK should be named "rick task"
I AM WORKING ON IT
two notes on Robert Redford: — The Sting rules and i think everyone should watch it a lot — whenever i pass away, i would very much like everyone to spend the whole day talking about how talented and handsome i was, too
that's right
thank you
cowardice, most likely
pleased to report — exclusive, must credit brian — that the philadelphia phillies have clinched a second straight division title
well i am very happy to hear that because i sure do love doing it
i’ve seen a lot of stupid decisions by a lot of stupid media companies over the years, but this one takes the cake subscribe to Alan’s blog
REPORTER: [at the scene of a murder]: … and an eyewitness says the victim’s last words were … [reading from sheet of paper] … “please, for the love of god, do not let anyone make a true crime series about me”
My 11yo daughter just walked in the room, looked at the tv, and said "is that a meme." I get she's new to internet culture but no. That is Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant smoking crack. It would be a fire meme tho
god this is beautiful
i mean... worth a shot, right?
"brian what did you do with your weekend off of social media?" looked at sharks, mostly
i assumed the gold shark photo was fake but apparently the gold shark is real www.yahoo.com/news/article...
go birds, dan
I call him Timmy Bung
logging off for the weekend there will be no posts here are some pictures of guy fieri playing flag football
THIS WEEK IN THE FIVE SPOT -- another entry in Former Mad Men Castmembers Take Sideways Shots At Matthew Weiner -- the artistic merits of sending Ludacris and Tyrese to space -- bees AND MORE type-click-type.ghost.io/the-five-spo...
that's right, bridget
go birds
VAPE HEIST
ABC BBD, the east coast family
if you go to the same doctor i do and you heard someone absolutely blasting End Of The Road by Boyz II Men while driving around the parking garage yesterday, please know that i do not have to explain myself to you or anyone else
every day i log on and see some new bozo has hijacked the discourse
I will put my team on this and get back to you
