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Brian Floyd

@brianmfloyd.bsky.social

here to yell about sports and raise money for charity

created May 10, 2023

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41-14, we’ve got a pummeldrome

2/9/2025, 2:42:05 AM | 232 18 | View on Bluesky | view

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freddie kitchens redemption drive

2/9/2025, 2:39:58 AM | 27 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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how does this keep getting funnier?

2/9/2025, 2:29:45 AM | 167 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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they could put the rest of unc-tcu on onlyfans and make a killing

2/9/2025, 2:28:04 AM | 79 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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let’s get 60, we can get 60

2/9/2025, 2:23:40 AM | 82 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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he completed a pass! both the quarterback and receiver got murderhit but he completed one!

2/9/2025, 2:22:49 AM | 68 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Vannini (@chrisvannini.com) reposted

UNC hasn't completed a pass in two hours.

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2/9/2025, 2:13:49 AM | 179 31 | View on Bluesky | view

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a nice thing about espn sending the a team to this game is you get some great production value and crowd shots in a blowout

2/9/2025, 2:19:02 AM | 80 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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unconscious man recovers his own fumble

2/9/2025, 2:17:54 AM | 59 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah wait now i’m confused i feel like the antibiotics and being in the sun played an unnamed role here

2/9/2025, 2:16:48 AM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Victor (@victorharter.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

So not an actual bee keeper suit. Just looked like like it because he multiple layers on covering all his skin. And he hates wearing gloves but had to for those practices.

2/9/2025, 2:14:49 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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honestly amazing bit of reporting there by the espn crew, we’re all learning today

2/9/2025, 2:14:26 AM | 42 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HE WAS PRACTICING IN A BEE KEEPER OUTFIT BECAUSE POISON IVY IS CONTAGIOUS?

2/9/2025, 2:13:58 AM | 59 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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joseph manjack iv: better decision maker on the field than outside in a field

2/9/2025, 2:13:26 AM | 37 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“he had a bad case of poison ivy, got on antibiotics, didn’t read the warnings and went river rafting out in the sun” is a hell of a quick anecdote about a college football player

2/9/2025, 2:12:54 AM | 173 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted

bold of UNC to hire a first-time college head coach but maybe they should have brought in somebody with more experience to help them cut down on simple mistakes and maintain discipline

2/9/2025, 2:05:26 AM | 368 42 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 2:01:03 AM | 168 25 | View on Bluesky | view

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don’t worry guys steve will get this fixed up

2/9/2025, 2:04:12 AM | 58 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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the man who was fired from buzzfeed for plagiarizing listicles

2/9/2025, 12:21:38 AM | 55 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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petty king

2/9/2025, 12:15:37 AM | 66 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Paul Rothrock

1/9/2025, 3:05:13 AM | 186 43 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shutdown Fullcast (@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social) reposted

🌖 Church, we are once again calling on YOU to make a call, this time for secret purposes Dial (470) 794-2909 and confess the greatest fears you have about your team after Week 1 These can be football related, or not Operators are standing by 🐍 Anonymity available (just say your name is Matt)

1/9/2025, 4:11:00 PM | 131 17 | View on Bluesky | view

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the sounders wandered through the teddy swims concert next to the stadium after winning last night

1/9/2025, 3:10:36 PM | 56 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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i spend a lot of time trying to figure out which one i like more - the ambiance or the decor

1/9/2025, 2:59:58 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the replay showing it coming out of her hand i was like okay … damn, that was nasty

1/9/2025, 2:33:03 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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she’s got a story for life, it rules

1/9/2025, 2:23:37 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yes there’s highlights

1/9/2025, 2:21:26 PM | 87 17 | View on Bluesky | view

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ichiro threw a complete game one-hit shutout against a team of japanese high school girls yesterday. he gets a team of japanese ex-mlb players (dice-k, hideki matsui, etc) and throws a complete game in an exhibition hs girls all stars every couple years in japan.

1/9/2025, 2:08:50 PM | 102 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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ambiance

1/9/2025, 1:44:28 PM | 51 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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he suuuuuuuuuucks bsky.app/profile/axil...

1/9/2025, 2:14:50 AM | 25 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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it’s nice to have some consistency in life. like luis suarez being a giant, dumbass dickhead

1/9/2025, 2:08:55 AM | 135 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sounder at Heart (@sounderatheart.com) reposted

YOU COULD NOT SCRIPT A BETTER ENDING FOR THESE FUCKING LOSERS.

1/9/2025, 2:06:22 AM | 321 46 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Floyd (@brianmfloyd.bsky.social)

i don’t see what the big deal is about this messi guy

1/9/2025, 2:03:20 AM | 37 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Floyd (@brianmfloyd.bsky.social)

miami needs to power of attorney clock management away from mario cristobal to a designated clock person

1/9/2025, 1:38:26 AM | 84 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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mario cristobal’s hilariously bad clock management being bailed out by an otherworldly athletic play, we are so back

1/9/2025, 1:10:23 AM | 171 24 | View on Bluesky | view

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important psa, commercial breaks are just a live camera shot

31/8/2025, 11:38:12 PM | 48 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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24-11 is the good stuff, pure and uncut

31/8/2025, 11:26:53 PM | 35 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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virginia tech and south carolina being locked in a 7-5 game feels spiritually correct

31/8/2025, 8:02:28 PM | 122 13 | View on Bluesky | view

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rudy was doing some wild shit

31/8/2025, 8:00:40 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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reading this statement trying to piece together what happened and, well

31/8/2025, 7:54:36 PM | 370 74 | View on Bluesky | view

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always in spirit, sometimes in voice too

31/8/2025, 7:51:13 PM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/10 of these are in southeast on the other side of the river and one is just north of that, and if you plop these down over a demographic map it’s real obvious what they’re doing

31/8/2025, 7:50:38 PM | 55 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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rough day to be the alabama dude in the middle of this polycule but also sounded like he was gonna enjoy a rough night too

31/8/2025, 6:31:57 PM | 35 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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that smile when she realized she was gonna get away with it

31/8/2025, 2:52:07 PM | 852 147 | View on Bluesky | view

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wait for it

31/8/2025, 2:51:19 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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good duck

31/8/2025, 2:18:11 PM | 27 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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this questioning is credulous and doesn’t actually have any substance except a stammering “but … but … these very small sample size statistics.” it’s just a stammering interviewer who got her wallet stolen by the inspector again

31/8/2025, 2:13:57 PM | 63 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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morning! should be up pretty soon, someone was handling that first thing today

31/8/2025, 1:50:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what a stupid football game, we’re back

31/8/2025, 5:44:03 AM | 54 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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never in doubt, had it the whole time

31/8/2025, 5:43:49 AM | 49 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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it’s not great

31/8/2025, 5:07:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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one of the cw’s fun facts about the wazzu-idaho rivalry was “ryan leaf never faced idaho”

31/8/2025, 4:48:08 AM | 137 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reposted

A Florida State – Alabama – Florida State house divided / polyamory pride flag

it's what's described in the skeet. there's a pi letter in the middle, like in the real polyamory pride flag.
31/8/2025, 4:19:21 AM | 368 46 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub.bsky.social) reposted

(so quietly you can barely hear it) (you're not even sure a noise is being made at all) fullcast after dark is getting started (even quieter, so so so so so quiet) ᶦ ᵃᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶦ ᵃᵐ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉᵈ ˢᵒᵒⁿ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁿᵒᵇᵒᵈʸ ᶜᵃⁿ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ᵐᵉ

31/8/2025, 3:26:58 AM | 146 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Floyd (@brianmfloyd.bsky.social)

business meeting STREAMYARD: streamyard.com/watch/N8svYh... TWITCH: www.twitch.tv/EDSBS LINKEDIN: www.linkedin.com/events/73677...

31/8/2025, 3:22:48 AM | 38 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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receiver got his feet tangled up, no flag

31/8/2025, 3:12:23 AM | 39 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Incredible level of starting something you have zero intention of finishing

31/8/2025, 2:15:52 AM | 1009 234 | View on Bluesky | view

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fore left

31/8/2025, 2:16:15 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thought we had an understanding about playing a dakota in week 1

31/8/2025, 2:11:28 AM | 173 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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everyone get in we’re doing the new version of being bumped to fox business by a truck race

31/8/2025, 1:56:46 AM | 100 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Richard Martin (@rnm1996.bsky.social) reposted

Paging @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

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31/8/2025, 1:23:27 AM | 318 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Holly Anderson 🍇 (@hollyanderson.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

In a historic first, Cajuns struggle with Rice

31/8/2025, 12:56:34 AM | 579 96 | View on Bluesky | view

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goodness gracious he boomed that thing

31/8/2025, 12:54:01 AM | 48 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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running four verts over and over like an angry mike leach trying to prove a point

30/8/2025, 7:27:19 PM | 114 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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hit the hardest throw to make then missed on every easy one when sark started spamming mesh

30/8/2025, 7:25:53 PM | 73 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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arch in the two-minute drill down a touchdown with so many priors on the line

30/8/2025, 7:18:14 PM | 49 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

🚨NAME ALERT🚨 100 yd kickoff return TD for Kent State's Da'Realyst Clark

30/8/2025, 7:10:21 PM | 229 58 | View on Bluesky | view

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band together

30/8/2025, 4:12:32 PM | 69 15 | View on Bluesky | view

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ok i’m laughing at the last shot being kirk petting the ohio state headgear like a dog

30/8/2025, 4:01:07 PM | 83 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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and we’re back

30/8/2025, 3:56:28 PM | 111 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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annnnd missed the flyover

30/8/2025, 3:55:12 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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can’t tell the super bowl story without him for multiple reasons! really made his mark (on golden tate’s face)

30/8/2025, 3:17:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hi i’m pete carroll welcome to jackass

30/8/2025, 3:16:08 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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pulled up on a moped and said hey guys mind if i join

30/8/2025, 3:10:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you need to have one person that, when things go sideways, can talk to whatever authorities they may need to and that’s russ

30/8/2025, 3:09:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Floyd (@brianmfloyd.bsky.social) reply parent

they had golden tate, doug baldwin, and percy harvin in the same room and that was still one of the more calm (yet chaotic) position groups. and percy punched tate before the super bowl

30/8/2025, 3:08:42 PM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Floyd (@brianmfloyd.bsky.social) reply parent

“they were fighting on the sidelines, at halftime” yeah they were also fighting in the film room, team meetings, and walkthroughs too. all those offseason stories about russ not fitting in and rubbing people the wrong way were … not wrong. because he was surrounded by insane people

30/8/2025, 3:04:44 PM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Floyd (@brianmfloyd.bsky.social) reply parent

if there’s one picture that describes those seahawks teams perfectly it was this one. those teams were russell wilson and a group of terrifying insane people (complimentary, mostly)

russell wilson looking like a dad heading on vacation standing next to kam chancellor and bobby wagner
30/8/2025, 3:02:12 PM | 31 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted

Joke tweet from Brian but it actually upsets me that you can blatantly do corruption in 2025 but the Army football players can’t accept NIL deals because they’re technically government employees and can’t use their public office for personal gain

30/8/2025, 1:11:35 AM | 545 71 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture justkunk (@justkunk.bsky.social) reposted

Guys, I’m gonna flex a minute. I’m a UXD at YTV. This dumb little feature is something I begged and bitched and cajoled about forever and I designed the (exceptionally minimal) interface. I’ve designed so many bigger, better, more interesting things, but this will be my legacy.

30/8/2025, 1:43:16 PM | 463 58 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Floyd (@brianmfloyd.bsky.social)

release your inhibitions

30/8/2025, 1:18:18 PM | 48 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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turns out the golden gun was hidden underneath a swing pass at your own 25

30/8/2025, 3:32:07 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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little more recon and we’ll be ready

30/8/2025, 3:30:28 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sometimes you play to win, sometimes you play to unlock the entire map

30/8/2025, 3:26:41 AM | 116 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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colorado bby what is you doing

30/8/2025, 3:22:20 AM | 44 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bees

30/8/2025, 3:18:48 AM | 35 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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this comes from carlson block in a small old mining town at the base of mount rainier

30/8/2025, 2:58:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i think that was woke’s fault

30/8/2025, 2:06:01 AM | 63 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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tarleton state threw a subway sandwich at the military and it worked out for them just fine

30/8/2025, 2:05:46 AM | 161 18 | View on Bluesky | view

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good evening eric

30/8/2025, 2:03:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is basically an elote pizza and it is fantastic

30/8/2025, 2:03:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah now that yall mention it i’m like wait a minute…

30/8/2025, 2:02:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it is so good and i love sitting here and convincing people standing at the register to order the weird pizza

30/8/2025, 2:01:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hell yeah this is my jam

30/8/2025, 2:00:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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norm

30/8/2025, 2:00:02 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hell yeah do it

30/8/2025, 1:59:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it’s pretty close to this tbh

30/8/2025, 1:58:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it’s good i promise, it seems weird but it’s good and it uses local produce at its peak season

30/8/2025, 1:58:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it’s a cream corn base with local sweet corn, serrano, bacon, cilantro, a smoked cheese and mozzarella, and lime zest. you have to trust the process but it’s very worth it and it only happens one weekend a year

30/8/2025, 1:58:10 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yes … but in a 100 year old hotel

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30/8/2025, 1:55:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view