Tummy hurts
PhD candidate for speech science // Speech-Language Pathologist // Author // Gay // he/him I was funnier on Twitter
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Tummy hurts
Idk what's more stupid, that he might've intentionally posted this or that he signs his DMs that way
Anytime I see how artistic pastries are made I'm blown away at how not worth the effort they are
For now 😅😅
@sentimentbot.bsky.social me
That is so bleak
A little shower song for me and you. "Everything will be alright in the end. If it ain't alright, then this ain't the end."
At first I assumed that this was just a weird way to say kids were winning most of the Emmy's this year
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
I love how the eevee flowers coordinate with the eeveelution. Did I arrange them right??
Remember when American Idol contestants sang Shout to the Lord and all the conservative evangelicals thought the country had been saved
I've just been pretending to get a PhD but I've actually been working on Detroit become human 2
Am I Dr yet
That's helpful to hear thanks
@susandblum.bsky.social Hi Dr. Blum! I'm wondering if there are any studies on how alternative grading saves faculty time. I'm finding a lot of it mentioned anecdotally but still am looking for something explicit
I thought filip was pretending to be a parsel mouth from Harry Potter but it turns out he was just speaking Serbian to his mom on the phone
Kinda thought Jack Schlossberg knew his role as a political nepo baby was to troll his family members and not chase power
@muellershewrote.com @dailybeanspod.com Dr Gill, you said that Trump was personally calling congress members about the Epstein docs today on your show. I can't find that reporting anywhere. Are you able to provide a link to that evidence?
It’s amazing that Washington DC can achieve its lowest crime rate in 30 years when 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is experiencing its highest crime rate in history.
I feel desperate for new Philomena Cunk content
Yes! Lord willing I get a job offer situated lol
I'm deactivating my account in two days now that job apps are going out. Dm me if you wanna keep up and don't know how!
I'm too attracted to him to be objective
Did you go to Moody? You're the first straight person I've met there
Dentist recommended a crown today after not having any cavities for like 10 years :/ Also I will not be able to afford that shit until I graduate. Good LORD
yeah that's probably the correct usage
let's bring back "zomg"
Hmmm I may be deactivating bluesky this faculty application season just to be cautious 💔 dm me if you want to stay in touch!
"Hey ChatGPT, can you proofread this for anything that might be grammatically incorrect" "Sure. Here's sixteen em dashes"
I want to get the spiciest option because the second spiciest is not hot enough but they were like "you have to sign a waiver" and I was like no thanks I'm not trying to take a class and get a bunch of attention I have chili powder at home
Eating Dave's hot chicken again
TSUS dissolves faculty senates “Faculty senates have long helped guide academic policy and served as a key channel for faculty to share concerns with university administrators. Velasco said dissolving them…could lead to a loss in institutional memory & weaken oversight.” #HigherEd
This is how I expect all feedback for me to sound from now on, by the way
Could've fooled me! Sony has put out like four games since I bought my ps5 in 2021
My brain still always says "ethically non binary" when I see "enby" and I'm like "good for them. Good for them."
The Facebook Dating feature I've literally just never gotten access to and there is no customer service in the entire website. How is that possible?!
it is genuinely wild how many quality of life updates Facebook needs. I think Meta just realized it has a monopoly and quit
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me to all my group messages when I read my monthly chapter of red rising
Speak x Nickel Creek
Idk how anyone can address the "stay at home mom to conspiracy theorist pipeline" without sounding condescending and alienating. Like it's a lose lose
I don't actually think anyone is from New Jersey
the future is so cool
"Democracy is what 51% wants at any given time without respect to law" is not democracy. It's mob rule.
Had a dream that I was going to be euthanized in two weeks because I was sick so I invited everyone to a ceremony while I was still alive but before the ceremony I found out I was healthy The rest of the dream was me deciding if I should still be euthanized because I already was throwing the party
Yall thought I was joking. Well who is laughing now
This game already has me looking up ways to cook with rhubarb
The reason you can't be a masculine looking hobbit in this game is because they're a peaceful society
Tales of the Shire. Finally a game that lets me customize my characters feet
Everyone I have an unspoken prayer request for my snorlax on Pokemon sleep
I'm not kidding
CPAP machines should have USBC ports
This Nintendo direct could've been an email
6 year old me would be screaming (30 year old me is also screaming)
First time as lead author! Thanks perspectives!
Morning
What on earth? I hope a new subreddit forms
Replaying little town heroes on switch 2 and it's still so good
He does this every fucking time. He sees images on tv that remind him of the scene in a movie he didn’t actually watch where he knows real humans get said. His PR brain kicks in, he says he’ll do a fine sounding thing, then he gets over it and does the opposite or nothing
Atlas wanted yall to see his stairs
One good thing about the state of the world is that I really don't give a fuck if people think I'm smart anymore
Would you rather be 6'8 or 5'5
My friend sent me this from a book she's reading and I feel so seen. It's probably my biggest turn off
This is why academia is inaccessible - to the poor, the carers, the disabled etc. it's built on the exploited labour of incredibly dedicated people who are doing a massive amount of work. Love to you all, adjuncts and sessionals and over extended postdocs.
Open source software is great until it's widely used and hasn't been updated for five years
Is that what reality tv is for some people
The AIO subreddit makes me feel very content with my life
Been getting up in the morning and my GOD the day lasts so long. I want to go to bed and there's still like two more hours of sunlight
When is there gonna be a Nintendo direct next
I have regretted rushing to judgment. I have regretted demonizing people I don’t understand. I have never ever regretted erring on the side of grace.
I tell his dog "down" instead of "доле" and my Serbian boyfriend acts like I'm Madeleine Albright
Just saw that a professor that I lazily grade grubbed for twelve years ago is looking for a post doc and here's your reminder that those decisions in undergrad matter lol
The step brothers are getting to know each other
Tried to find some fun underwear to have on hand and now the algorithm thinks I want nothing but the sexiest underwear. I can't even open Instagram in public anymore
He comes real close to playing the weird keyboard intro to Wilco’s Candy Floss. Summerteeth forever.
???
I actually don't know why gay men need dating apps when Whole Foods is right there
I'm watching older family guy and Mayor West makes me laugh out loud almost every time he has a line. That actor was so funny
woah. Frontal lobe only??
Let's see what DK is all about
Finally my life coach training is coming in handy
(I don't think clinical talks are easier for the record. Just more interesting lol)
Damn two rejections on submissions for ASHA this year! Maybe I need to start proposing more clinical talks 😵💫
Jessica Darrow was almost too perfect of a cast
Also Surface Pressure makes me cry everytime and I'm not even an oldest sibling
We don't talk about Bruno is still such a stunning song
Like how many tweets about brunches and biceps do I have to endure before I die
I'd say so!
I'd be like "wow 18k followers? They must be pretty funny or at least literate"
The gay pecking order on Twitter had me reading posts by the most boring men I've ever encountered just cause they kept coming up on me feed anyway
Is Olan Rogers still doing stuff
When I die, let no one think, "the world is a safer place."
Still don't know where my clothes are packed away. This might be the worst outfit I've seen myself in
Not my proudest moment when everyone asked why I was smiling so much after I read about M*cArthur
I can not imagine a world where an app can tell me the nutrition of my food based on a picture. It feels almost insulting to market it to me
Pokemon Sleep is a five minute commitment once a day except once a month when you spend an hour sifting through everything you've caught and set new favorites
Also I'm doing a lot of talking about my initial thoughts without any back work lol