I can't keep up with these newfangled analytics: is zero point zero xg good to have
I can't keep up with these newfangled analytics: is zero point zero xg good to have
oh my god just make a decision and play the fucking game #epl-live
Alassane Plea (Gladbach) scores a volley with his standing foot while faking a shot with his other foot
Italian photographer Ray Giubilo with a one-in-a-million shot of Jasmine Paolini at the US Open
At least in these quotes, his main problem with children using ChatGPT as therapy seems to be that the conversations aren't confidential: qz.com/sam-altman-w...
By the end of this campaign Andrew Cuomo will have stretched himself like Mrs. Incredible across the entire political spectrum. He will join DSA and be seen publicly donning a MAGA hat. His Twitter account will have arguments with itself about the Eastern Front.
One day—not so long from now—you will hear a symphony of car horns honking, and people cheering in the street, and music loudly playing in all directions. And after a brief moment of being perplexed, you will know exactly what has happened.
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"Just lacking any sort of ideas in the final third," says Taylor Twellman of the RBNY attack, with a tone of surprise. The Red Bulls have not gotten the Apple TV A-team broadcast in the last couple years, clearly. #MLS-Live
Street festival going on on 6th Ave today, lots of vendors and food options. Really wish I hadn't eaten lunch before encountering it. This place in particular really grabbed my attention.
That ellipsis is covering a 0-0 draw vs. Spirit, which is a bit more forgiveable given the opponent and early red card
Some pretty deflating results for #GothamFC since the NWSL's return from break: 1-1 at Chicago ... 1-2 vs. Dash 0-0 vs. Utah Three teams below the playoff line, and all three times Gotham couldn't turn their superiority into goals.
Much like the "defund the police" discourse, most of the moderate efforts at distancing take the form of rhetoric "Democrats have got to stop doing X" that reinforces rather than minimizes the problem.
The owner and guy who ultimately controls the algorithm that dictates which posts get exposure and which don't is a Nazi. He runs the site to promote that agenda.
While we're having fun at Man City's expense I just want to say that the double-wide ad boards they have at the Etihad now are a truly heinous innovation
Death, taxes, Tottenham beating Manchester City
All of his haters were handed taters at the table of success.
This will have a Ruffle effect*
So far my experience of San Francisco has been nothing but bullshit 70 degree sunshine. I was promised fog. I packed jeans.
It really does not get better than this
Was worried about my phone's battery dying or I would have posted these last night: scenes from Bay FC-San Diego Wave at PayPal Park. Pretty place. Game really came to life after halftime.
Really thought I'd regret spending $8 on in-flight wifi to watch Spurs, but not today! #COYS #EPL-Live
Give Richarlison goal of the year right now #EPL-Live #COYS
Romero's passing has been... shockingly bad? Gave the ball away on three or four needless occasions in that first half. #COYS #EPL-Live
You can, but the goalposts' position at the back of the endzone means the vast majority of missed kicks are unreturnable.
Few know that KISS stands for Knights In Saddam's Service
I get how you arrive there but I would really like to clarify some things
In the building for #GothamFC today!
civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
The real galaxy brain move is trying this in the general after not trying it in the primary.
One wonders if RBNY has a backup plan if their star target decides on deadline day that he does not want to come to NY. Is there a list of wingers who once played for Salzburg they have in their contacts?
Move fences back
When you throw a car at an enemy it makes the most satisfying crunch sound
Phenomenal tifo by the @greenmountainbhoys.bsky.social and the @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social faithful for the USL League Two Final at Virtue Field. cc @sanders.senate.gov
Wonderful photo choice
Stefan Zweig on borders is almost too much to bear
Penalty area is already looking a little rough for a place that's gonna host 6 games in the next 11 days. #RBNY
So far at RBA I've seen roughly one hundred times more Chivas shirts than Red Bulls fans
With both teams scheduled for Sunday and next Thursday, I think there's gonna be an unreasonable effort to play tonight
To give one example, cheapest tickets for the USMNT friendly vs. Korea in September are currently selling for ~$160 after fees on Ticketmaster
MLS Venue 10/30. In the away section at Soldier Field in Chicago for #RBNY vs. the Fire
I'm Ryan, thinking about Tommy Thompson
The largest collective TIFO in MLS history celebrating the Portland Timbers All-Time XI #RCTID Over six months of work and 20-thousand feet of painted canvas. Incredible 🤩
Jorbit Vivas tries to run on Ronald Acuña Jr.
Leagues Cup Fever is out of control
donkey kong nooooo that’s not how you do satire!!!!
Spending my afternoon refreshing the quote skeets on this one. Delightful work, everyone.
Honestly a little insulting to get covid in 2025. Why couldn't I get one of the trendy diseases like measles?
They're playing 2048 with those wait times
Big Pickle is up to something.
Again, there is no reason for anyone who is not from NYC to care about this but it is worth noting that this press conference featured appearances by the billionaire owner of the consensus worst grocery store in NYC and a multiply disgraced sports talk radio host.
I have memories of him throwing a 1-hitter in Rochester, it may have been the same game
See I think this is a benefit when you have a campaign organization like Zohran's. He's got four months to knock more doors while Cuomo tries to figure out how to campaign without people hearing him talk.
Not sure about Copa America, but Banter in Williamsburg has the Euros
This is a screenshot from the primary.
This is basically the interview Chris Murphy just gave on Meet the Press. "Yeah, he's got some views that are outside the mainstream, but I think we can learn some lessons from his focus on costs and affordability." It can be done! Even a not-radical like Murphy can do it.
On multiple occasions he was denied matching funds after not collecting relevant donor info and coordinating with a SuperPAC www.nytimes.com/2025/05/12/n...
ideology helps candidates win not because voters are ideological, they’re not, but because voters don’t like frauds l. and believing in something more than the next election/poll gives you an air of authenticity
On Friday night, we walked the length of Manhattan, from Inwood Hill to Battery Park. New Yorkers deserve a Mayor they can see, hear, even yell at. The city is in the streets.
As a hitter, this is Not What You Want
Many years later, as he faced the editorial board, Assemblyman Zohran Mamdani was to remember that distant afternoon when his father told him to abolish ICE
Damn, this Rafael Devers guy seems pretty good at baseball. Hope the Red Sox don't do anything stupid like trade him.
Per the New York Times, Jessica Ramos is endorsing Andrew Cuomo for New York City Mayor today. Here’s what she said about Cuomo in March below. In April, she said his “mental acuity is in decline” and that New Yorkers could not afford a “Joe Biden moment” at City Hall.
Ban replay
no goofy-ass true crime/whodunit podcast or documentary is half as rigorous or important as this defector.com/lets-figure-...
Getting a call overturned in that pre-replay era felt like parting the Red Sea. And it happened twice in that game!
The effect of Alex Morgan's departure, perhaps?
The game itself was... Not the most thrilling. Watching Minnesota's set-piece based approach on the ball made me feel a little better about the Red Bulls' attack.
MLS Venue 8/30 for me, Allianz Field in Minnesota last night.
Well no wonder they're Like That
Sisyphus is happy and enjoying a beer at the pub on top of the mountain
#OtD 23 May 1946 the largest mass arrest in the history of Rochester, New York, took place. Police rounded up 208 striking workers and even arrested one of the strikers' dogs. The strike spread and was won the following week stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/9590...
Every single second of supporting Spurs is worth it. Every second
Let’s do this. #COYS
Asking AI to summarize a YKS episode so I can discuss the key points
A beautiful night for soccer on Coney Island
Insane toilet
Filled with dread at the possibility we bookend their MLS winless streak
I know there are lots of institutional factors to consider and it's dumb to blame individuals but at the same time I'm so mad at these fucking dipshits
Weren't Angel City originally going to be involved in this?
What's the story on Bay FC's missing numbers here?
Love how the economy is becoming a Russian nesting doll of tech companies built to solve the problems created by other tech companies www.nytimes.com/2025/05/05/t...
It's taking too long to decide either way, imo.
Hey, #GothamFC got blue signage back!
The line between bit and personality is so thin. I became a "howdy" guy this way.
Minor league baseball has gotten too goofy with the team names
Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people
#RBNY traded Brian White to Vancouver in June of 2021, and held on to Tom Barlow. White has scored 67 goals in all competitions for the Whitecaps, who are headed to the CCC Final. Barlow scored 14 goals over 123 appearances for New York, and was traded to Chicago after of the 2023 season.
*proudly, with a hint of a tear in my eye* I’ll still keep drinking that garbage
In the five minutes between me seeing this headline and now:
Hell yeah
These people primarily experience "politics" as "Youtube videos that annoy them"
I love it when he brings back his old material. I knew having this stuff lodged in my brain would come in handy one day.
Torn between that and "streetwise," which is slightly easier to decipher.
every year on patriots' day we commemorate the “here comes the pizza” incident from 2007, in which don orsillo and the late great jerry remy grow increasingly deranged trying to understand the motives of the man who hurled a slice of pizza at a guy attempting to catch a foul ball #redsox 🍕 ⚾️
