πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
he is exactly 40 years old.
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view profile on Bluesky πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
he is exactly 40 years old.
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
have this one:
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
what if i get off on deprivation? whose kink gets priority here?
comrade (@nowarbutclasswar.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Do you know how hard it is to form and establish a new kink?
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
canβt believe i didnβt know this lore
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
canβt believe i didnβt know this lore
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
also, obligatory for the abloo-bloo-bloo
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
lmfao it's not even his first tantrum about banning people he fights with on here
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
also, obligatory for the abloo-bloo-bloo
scary baby (@oldbaby.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
i am blocked by someone calling themselves sensitive papi
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)
perfect example lmfao
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
like billy, people have created boundaries to avoid you on here, including muting your name & various common nicknames be the echo chamber you wish to see in the world
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)
the one thing people like him will never do either
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
FOR LEGAL REASONS: I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CREATION OF THIS IMAGE
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
you should go to clearsky.app and look at the lists i'm on. it's just sort of funny at this point.
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah, they've been trying to get KOSA through for awhile now π©
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
like someone who had beef with me well over a year & a half ago put me on a βstupid annoying liberalsβ list, which has mainly led to people unsubscribing from it after they see itβs just another bad faith beef list lol
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
lmfao i refuse to sign up for the listifications iβll glance at clearsky for fun when needed; all of the lists iβm on contradict each other anyways
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
definitely does! i think weβre on the same page here β knowing where we currently stand in the present day reality vs what is being accepted as the norm & why.
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
yep, theyβre just confirming what we already thought
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
see, this is why it seems silly when people get mad at me when i post that i'm never going to vote the gavin newsom/pete buttegieg ticket.
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
i fully agree with you, britt; i was more speaking from a place of noticing our present reality
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
i was born in the u.s. and lived here my entire life; i'm well aware that there's things that could get me arrested for saying online as well
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
watch it make his head too tiny for his body
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
it's become rather interesting how various countries have come to define what is & isn't covered under any of their laws protecting any freedoms of speech or expression vs not even in the U.S. we have more of what's considered an illusion of free speech
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)
despite the monumental failures in the UK as it pertains to trans rights as of late, their speech laws are still: "prohibits, for example, certain core expressions of racism, anti-LGBTQ+ hatred, Islamophobia, antisemitism, or glorification of terrorism"
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
they canβt harvest those organs; theyβre spoiled
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
iβve wondered this as well but goddamn thereβs a lot of pics that havenβt been edited that show this proportion with his head & body
slacey AKA DJ BEAThov'n (@skilletqueso.com) reposted
i bet mark cuban loves nate silver [derogatory]
nestor-makflow.bsky.social (@nestor-makflow.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
βI want to be famous for my big brainβ β monkeyβs paw curls
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
a significant number of this siteβs active users are on the spectrum and/or neurodivergent in some way itβs not an excuse for any impact regardless of intent lol
JonbenΓ©t Rumsfeld's Unlicensed Halloween Costume Store (@jonbenetrumsfeld.bsky.social) reposted
you guise it happened it finally happened they found me
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
yes. while we eat hot chip & lie.
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
is this the only existing case where physiognomy is actually appropriate?
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
is this the only existing case where physiognomy is actually appropriate?
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
really makes u think
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
would it help at this stage if we somehow gave him zika virus?
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
that's for the adults to use as an all gender bathroom
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)
today's trash tuesday theme: "kitchen table issues" aaaaaand.... GO!
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
his punishment is living in a room of mirrors & no internet access
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
i'm glad i'm not the only one who doesn't know wtf happened here lol i'm just mainly asking so i can be mindful when i talk shit
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
he's like if "karma" was a medical condition
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
iβm curious
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
i'm always about finding funny numbers for things
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)
asking genuinely: what is the lore on why he's shaped like this?
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
from what i can surmise, it's because the team he's coaching lost the game 41-7 & some people have pointed out that his current girlfriend was 7 when bill was 41
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
positioning myself at my popcorn bag to eat it mainly with my tongue so i can keep posting through it
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
"it's like i can see him now... no longer frolicking in alabama, but instead up high in the colorado mountains"
Andy (@alleysofmpls.bsky.social) reposted
Is that an obscure metaphor for dying?
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
my kitchen table issue is my apartment isn't even really big enough for a kitchen table, so my issues are all over the place
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
using the last of my phone battery to bitch about the leftists
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)
here's a kitchen table issue: charge your dang phone, david
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
"communist diaper thong; for the peoples cheeks"
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)
instead, invest in some
Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan.bsky.social) reposted
The lady who keeps getting diarrhea from drinking raw milk but wants us to keep an open mind about it is back with another take.
Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump π§ββοΈππΎ (@fairygodmegan.bsky.social) reposted
LMFAAAAOOOO
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
if you're really trying to be like my cat, you'd eat the ear
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)
asking the universe for a sign & yeah, that tracks
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
i bet they use a hologram of trump if itβs still βhimβ doing the announcement
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
so jd vance is renaming it to department of war today?
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
awww π₯Ή
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
gelato
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)
chaser⦠shot
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
youβre getting such an early start on your morning
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
3am isnβt the witching hour, itβs the pissing hour
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
i had to pee
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
good morning, rob
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)
βjd vance schedules a vague announcementβ
pork, cheese, broccoli rabe (@garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz) reposted
Slept with about 56 women, a few men, and a few transwomen, and a couple of women who later transitioned into transmen, for a total of ~64 people. I loved all of them for who they were, as they were. I can't speak for them, but several confessed their love for me, some in words, some in deeds.
Meggie Z: Midlife Crisis Edition (@nutmeggles.bsky.social) reposted
βI never see you at the club!β Yeah, well I never see you at
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
oh i meant the fifty irrelevant words thing lol
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
some of us bullshit our way through various papers using this old trick
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
get your ass to the home depot parking lot right the hell now you fuckaas bitch
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
so proud it was locally sourced here
Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted
We no longer call it βmicropenisβ from here on out it is Bone-Petite.
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)
me when i see a fuckaas bitch on here
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)
i donβt think itβs inhumane to cut off the age for running for office at 70 (iβm being so generous here)
NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Iβm probably going to regret saying this but sometimes I wonder how much of elite dialogue is driven by rich people being upset by how dumb their kids are/what shitty parents they were.
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
exactly. let them think whatever insufferable shit about this place.
nestor-makflow.bsky.social (@nestor-makflow.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
My non verbal dog was well on her way to conversational before her distemper vaccine
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)
you stop it right now; he is none of these things
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
her song plays in my head everytime
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
doesnβt have rabies though
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
i regret to inform you though, if this is the latest data, weβre seeing an increase in people not vaccinating their pets for rabies because they think their pets can get autism and like HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW IF THEY WERE?!?
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)
i was just talking about pawtism misinformation leading to vaccine hesitancy in pet owners the other week TOLD YOU IT IS A THING!
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
itβs an interesting haircut
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
iβm not even the first. others did this shit mid august lol.
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
karl, i support you in not deleting this actually
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)
damn. now i really wanna know the real details of that car crash.
bjΓΆrk 182 (@readsettle.rs) reposted
youβre having a sexcession iβm having a sex session we are not the same
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
hell yeah king
Bingus (spooky) 𦧠(@bingusrelative.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Iβm sorry but sexy watto has nothing on jar jarβs MASSIVE hog
Bar Mageddon (@barmageddon.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
the manosphere is what i call my butt
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
personally, i blame the manosphere
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
are we in a horniness drought or a fuckability crisis thatβs leading to the current sexcession?
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
are we in a horniness drought or a fuckability crisis thatβs leading to the current sexcession?
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
lol without looking at prior context i thought it was about this post
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent
hint: have they lost any CEOs in the past 12 months?
πΉπ» boo-rit π»πΉ (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)
pissing hard, to establish dominance