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@britculpsapp.bsky.social

harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon AppΓ©tit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you. 8/28/25: mark cuban got one of my memes flagged as rude discord: bculpsapp πŸ“MPLS | 39 | she/they

created April 29, 2023

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Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

he is exactly 40 years old.

2/9/2025, 4:50:36 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

have this one:

2/9/2025, 4:49:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

what if i get off on deprivation? whose kink gets priority here?

2/9/2025, 4:48:19 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture comrade (@nowarbutclasswar.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Do you know how hard it is to form and establish a new kink?

2/9/2025, 4:46:41 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

can’t believe i didn’t know this lore

People are always asking how I came up with the name. Well, when I was eleven, my older brother and I were really into pranks. One day he got me good with some chocolate-covered pieces of cat poop, I ate THREE PIECES and my entire family has called me Cat Turd ever since 09:38 β€’ 5/23/24 From Earth (i did a lazy photo edit to make it look like stancil tweeted this instead)
2/9/2025, 4:45:11 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

can’t believe i didn’t know this lore

People are always asking how I came up with the name. Well, when I was eleven, my older brother and I were really into pranks. One day he got me good with some chocolate-covered pieces of cat poop, I ate THREE PIECES and my entire family has called me Cat Turd ever since 09:38 β€’ 5/23/24 From Earth (i did a lazy photo edit to make it look like stancil tweeted this instead)
2/9/2025, 4:45:11 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

also, obligatory for the abloo-bloo-bloo

will stancil as a small animated catboy on the anon board meme
2/9/2025, 4:41:45 PM | 19 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

lmfao it's not even his first tantrum about banning people he fights with on here

2/9/2025, 4:42:33 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

also, obligatory for the abloo-bloo-bloo

will stancil as a small animated catboy on the anon board meme
2/9/2025, 4:41:45 PM | 19 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scary baby (@oldbaby.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

i am blocked by someone calling themselves sensitive papi

2/9/2025, 4:36:19 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)

perfect example lmfao

2/9/2025, 4:37:47 PM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

like billy, people have created boundaries to avoid you on here, including muting your name & various common nicknames be the echo chamber you wish to see in the world

2/9/2025, 4:34:35 PM | 38 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)

the one thing people like him will never do either

2/9/2025, 4:34:35 PM | 43 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

FOR LEGAL REASONS: I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CREATION OF THIS IMAGE

2/9/2025, 4:27:56 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

you should go to clearsky.app and look at the lists i'm on. it's just sort of funny at this point.

2/9/2025, 4:26:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah, they've been trying to get KOSA through for awhile now 😩

2/9/2025, 4:24:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

like someone who had beef with me well over a year & a half ago put me on a β€œstupid annoying liberals” list, which has mainly led to people unsubscribing from it after they see it’s just another bad faith beef list lol

2/9/2025, 3:43:09 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

lmfao i refuse to sign up for the listifications i’ll glance at clearsky for fun when needed; all of the lists i’m on contradict each other anyways

2/9/2025, 3:41:40 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

definitely does! i think we’re on the same page here β€” knowing where we currently stand in the present day reality vs what is being accepted as the norm & why.

2/9/2025, 3:39:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

yep, they’re just confirming what we already thought

2/9/2025, 3:37:50 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

see, this is why it seems silly when people get mad at me when i post that i'm never going to vote the gavin newsom/pete buttegieg ticket.

2/9/2025, 3:33:40 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

i fully agree with you, britt; i was more speaking from a place of noticing our present reality

2/9/2025, 3:32:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

i was born in the u.s. and lived here my entire life; i'm well aware that there's things that could get me arrested for saying online as well

2/9/2025, 3:31:31 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

watch it make his head too tiny for his body

2/9/2025, 3:29:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

it's become rather interesting how various countries have come to define what is & isn't covered under any of their laws protecting any freedoms of speech or expression vs not even in the U.S. we have more of what's considered an illusion of free speech

2/9/2025, 3:28:28 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)

despite the monumental failures in the UK as it pertains to trans rights as of late, their speech laws are still: "prohibits, for example, certain core expressions of racism, anti-LGBTQ+ hatred, Islamophobia, antisemitism, or glorification of terrorism"

2/9/2025, 3:28:28 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

they can’t harvest those organs; they’re spoiled

2/9/2025, 3:18:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

i’ve wondered this as well but goddamn there’s a lot of pics that haven’t been edited that show this proportion with his head & body

2/9/2025, 3:17:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture slacey AKA DJ BEAThov'n (@skilletqueso.com) reposted

i bet mark cuban loves nate silver [derogatory]

2/9/2025, 2:43:37 PM | 61 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture nestor-makflow.bsky.social (@nestor-makflow.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

β€œI want to be famous for my big brain” β€” monkey’s paw curls

2/9/2025, 3:08:38 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

a significant number of this site’s active users are on the spectrum and/or neurodivergent in some way it’s not an excuse for any impact regardless of intent lol

2/9/2025, 3:15:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JonbenΓ©t Rumsfeld's Unlicensed Halloween Costume Store (@jonbenetrumsfeld.bsky.social) reposted

you guise it happened it finally happened they found me

acct Blue-Resistance, complete with Mel Gibson Braveheart pfp, quoteskeeting me with:
2/9/2025, 3:00:17 PM | 45 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

yes. while we eat hot chip & lie.

2/9/2025, 3:06:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

is this the only existing case where physiognomy is actually appropriate?

the picture of glinner (graham linehan) in the ER after he had a conniption about the consequences of his actions. he's standing upright with his hands in his pants pockets; in proportion to his large head, his arms look even more underdeveloped. his head is 1.5-2x the proportion size you normally see with a human head on body & half of his face is permanently stuck in the sour look, as the other half has an eyebrow that keeps curiously traveling upwards.
2/9/2025, 3:04:59 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

is this the only existing case where physiognomy is actually appropriate?

the picture of glinner (graham linehan) in the ER after he had a conniption about the consequences of his actions. he's standing upright with his hands in his pants pockets; in proportion to his large head, his arms look even more underdeveloped. his head is 1.5-2x the proportion size you normally see with a human head on body & half of his face is permanently stuck in the sour look, as the other half has an eyebrow that keeps curiously traveling upwards.
2/9/2025, 3:04:59 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

really makes u think

2/9/2025, 3:00:49 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

would it help at this stage if we somehow gave him zika virus?

2/9/2025, 3:00:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

that's for the adults to use as an all gender bathroom

2/9/2025, 2:59:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)

today's trash tuesday theme: "kitchen table issues" aaaaaand.... GO!

2/9/2025, 2:57:11 PM | 19 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

his punishment is living in a room of mirrors & no internet access

2/9/2025, 2:55:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

i'm glad i'm not the only one who doesn't know wtf happened here lol i'm just mainly asking so i can be mindful when i talk shit

2/9/2025, 2:53:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

he's like if "karma" was a medical condition

2/9/2025, 2:51:58 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

i’m curious

2/9/2025, 2:35:18 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

i'm always about finding funny numbers for things

2/9/2025, 2:31:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)

asking genuinely: what is the lore on why he's shaped like this?

2/9/2025, 2:30:47 PM | 56 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

from what i can surmise, it's because the team he's coaching lost the game 41-7 & some people have pointed out that his current girlfriend was 7 when bill was 41

2/9/2025, 2:29:16 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

positioning myself at my popcorn bag to eat it mainly with my tongue so i can keep posting through it

2/9/2025, 2:27:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

"it's like i can see him now... no longer frolicking in alabama, but instead up high in the colorado mountains"

2/9/2025, 2:26:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@alleysofmpls.bsky.social) reposted

Is that an obscure metaphor for dying?

2/9/2025, 2:24:55 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

my kitchen table issue is my apartment isn't even really big enough for a kitchen table, so my issues are all over the place

2/9/2025, 2:25:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

using the last of my phone battery to bitch about the leftists

2/9/2025, 2:24:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)

here's a kitchen table issue: charge your dang phone, david

2/9/2025, 2:22:15 PM | 35 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

"communist diaper thong; for the peoples cheeks"

2/9/2025, 2:20:43 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)

instead, invest in some

2/9/2025, 2:18:48 PM | 31 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan.bsky.social) reposted

The lady who keeps getting diarrhea from drinking raw milk but wants us to keep an open mind about it is back with another take.

2/9/2025, 2:15:21 PM | 139 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜ˆπŸŒΎ (@fairygodmegan.bsky.social) reposted

LMFAAAAOOOO

2/9/2025, 1:34:17 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

if you're really trying to be like my cat, you'd eat the ear

2/9/2025, 2:10:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)

asking the universe for a sign & yeah, that tracks

the back of a street sign in front of the building i work in; in graffiti it says FUCK
2/9/2025, 1:42:59 PM | 48 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

i bet they use a hologram of trump if it’s still β€œhim” doing the announcement

2/9/2025, 12:58:20 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

so jd vance is renaming it to department of war today?

2/9/2025, 12:55:14 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

awww πŸ₯Ή

2/9/2025, 11:59:38 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

gelato

2/9/2025, 8:32:15 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)

chaser… shot

2/9/2025, 8:31:07 AM | 26 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

you’re getting such an early start on your morning

2/9/2025, 8:28:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

3am isn’t the witching hour, it’s the pissing hour

2/9/2025, 8:26:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

i had to pee

2/9/2025, 8:24:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

good morning, rob

2/9/2025, 8:23:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)

β€œjd vance schedules a vague announcement”

2/9/2025, 8:21:45 AM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pork, cheese, broccoli rabe (@garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz) reposted

Slept with about 56 women, a few men, and a few transwomen, and a couple of women who later transitioned into transmen, for a total of ~64 people. I loved all of them for who they were, as they were. I can't speak for them, but several confessed their love for me, some in words, some in deeds.

2/9/2025, 2:47:49 AM | 30 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Meggie Z: Midlife Crisis Edition (@nutmeggles.bsky.social) reposted

β€œI never see you at the club!” Yeah, well I never see you at

A sign for Cumming Group (a construction company?)
1/9/2025, 6:58:04 PM | 58 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

oh i meant the fifty irrelevant words thing lol

2/9/2025, 1:33:48 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

some of us bullshit our way through various papers using this old trick

2/9/2025, 1:30:33 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

get your ass to the home depot parking lot right the hell now you fuckaas bitch

2/9/2025, 12:38:07 AM | 50 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

so proud it was locally sourced here

2/9/2025, 12:34:25 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted

We no longer call it β€˜micropenis’ from here on out it is Bone-Petite.

2/9/2025, 12:12:18 AM | 742 81 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)

me when i see a fuckaas bitch on here

2/9/2025, 12:29:05 AM | 54 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)

i don’t think it’s inhumane to cut off the age for running for office at 70 (i’m being so generous here)

2/9/2025, 12:26:43 AM | 53 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I’m probably going to regret saying this but sometimes I wonder how much of elite dialogue is driven by rich people being upset by how dumb their kids are/what shitty parents they were.

2/9/2025, 12:06:35 AM | 911 58 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

exactly. let them think whatever insufferable shit about this place.

1/9/2025, 11:59:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture nestor-makflow.bsky.social (@nestor-makflow.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

My non verbal dog was well on her way to conversational before her distemper vaccine

1/9/2025, 11:32:49 PM | 27 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)

you stop it right now; he is none of these things

Nate Silver β€’ Entertainment Hot
1/9/2025, 11:11:03 PM | 157 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

her song plays in my head everytime

1/9/2025, 11:08:46 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

doesn’t have rabies though

1/9/2025, 11:02:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

i regret to inform you though, if this is the latest data, we’re seeing an increase in people not vaccinating their pets for rabies because they think their pets can get autism and like HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW IF THEY WERE?!?

1/9/2025, 11:01:39 PM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)

i was just talking about pawtism misinformation leading to vaccine hesitancy in pet owners the other week TOLD YOU IT IS A THING!

1/9/2025, 11:00:04 PM | 33 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

it’s an interesting haircut

1/9/2025, 10:52:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

i’m not even the first. others did this shit mid august lol.

1/9/2025, 10:37:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

computer enhance lol

zooms in on those fake ass bug mask eyes
1/9/2025, 10:33:57 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

karl, i support you in not deleting this actually

1/9/2025, 10:29:03 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)

damn. now i really wanna know the real details of that car crash.

1/9/2025, 10:26:49 PM | 50 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bjΓΆrk 182 (@readsettle.rs) reposted

you’re having a sexcession i’m having a sex session we are not the same

1/9/2025, 10:08:53 PM | 24 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

hell yeah king

1/9/2025, 10:06:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bingus (spooky) 🦧 (@bingusrelative.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I’m sorry but sexy watto has nothing on jar jar’s MASSIVE hog

Jar jar head on a human body with a dong as long as his thigh about half as girthy
1/9/2025, 9:34:53 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bar Mageddon (@barmageddon.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

the manosphere is what i call my butt

1/9/2025, 9:28:58 PM | 35 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

personally, i blame the manosphere

1/9/2025, 9:21:32 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

are we in a horniness drought or a fuckability crisis that’s leading to the current sexcession?

1/9/2025, 9:18:41 PM | 39 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

are we in a horniness drought or a fuckability crisis that’s leading to the current sexcession?

1/9/2025, 9:18:41 PM | 39 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

lol without looking at prior context i thought it was about this post

1/9/2025, 8:37:57 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reply parent

hint: have they lost any CEOs in the past 12 months?

1/9/2025, 8:33:36 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘» boo-rit πŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή (@britculpsapp.bsky.social)

pissing hard, to establish dominance

1/9/2025, 8:32:14 PM | 64 10 | View on Bluesky | view