Brosemite Sam
@brosemitesam.bsky.social
created January 9, 2025
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Show them otherwise. Haitians are good people, Afghans (who helped our armed forces for two decades) are good people, Ukrainians are good people. It's stupid bullshit that these white trash fuckos are tearing up my community.
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Uh, just fight against it. I'll have no respect for anyone who says they *must* oppose CHNV+A+U statuses because of some fucking bullshit they read, and said people should be treated as such. The problem isn't lack of American Starmerism, it's lack of telling people they're fucking stupid.
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Vichy media did its work, I see.
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UK is fortunately giving a clinic on this thought right now.
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
"These fuckers want to hurt *our* friends" vs "uh maybe we should send our friends back to the Taliban so voters don't get mad" which message resonates with voters?
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't say that. I don't think voters even know about the vetting and process for CHNV+A+U. I don't think we should submit to their ignorance, though.
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The way to do that isn't to harm immigrants, it's to point out that "these fuckers think Italians aren't white" "people of Eastern European descent are illegitimate to them". And it's factually true. You will *never* assauge their anger, only redirect it.
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TPS for Cubans, Haitians, Nicaraguans, Venezuelans, Afghans, and Ukrainians was based, actually.
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"He was fucking those kids to help the Obama FBI"
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Tag teaming these sons of bitches with Pope Leo
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Specifically in the case of mercury which is predominantly in the broader environment because of burning coal.
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Not exactly subtle.
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They must be breaking so many people's hyperlinks in their materials. Good place to start, maybe?
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Department of Interior is Department of Stolen Indigenous Lands.
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Graphic design must be your passion
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social)
BAAHAHAHAHAHHA
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Eric Adams redemption arc?
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Trump predicting recession
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Detention, not deportation. GEO and Core Civic don't get funneled as much money without people to detain.
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
Critical support
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
Man, the COVID dream multiverse and edibles alone would probably melt my face.
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
I was happy to see you guys "made the most" of that unfortunate setback!
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Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
Yard game decathlon.
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
Every dem should go on there and accurately describe the Republican Party as a cabal of degenerate pedophiles then.
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You're the *hic* one that's openly trashed
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure the people who built the Department of Defense defeated the Nazis and Japanese, but they just ooze wokeness. Look how woke this one is, your wokedar must be blaring
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
Those guys who defeated the Nazis and Japanese were woke
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
Dis u?
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PWB
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"Obama defiled the office by [insert mundane thing]" "Cage fight on the White House lawn? So based, god emperor"
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
Why don't we simply do glonobundance so Glonzo can eat just as much power, but we have more power too?
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
There are a lot of reasons not to eat meat from stuff that also eats meat, except for like fish.
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
He's trying so hard to look like Biden
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
The objectively (not golfer) correct is NYC, LA, Chicago, and Atlanta
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
This MF said South Florida is a city.
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Staying winning
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I don't disagree, just saying that's why it's in so many different things.
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw a thing about these drivers' neck strength compared to normies and its crazy
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, that's part of the reason why it's mixed in stuff, so people don't abuse the other stuff, like opiates or dextromethorphan.
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
Voice of the Damned: "it's better to trip sack on Robotimussin because it doesn't have acetaminophen or the emitic drugs that can kill you or make you vomit"
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
This would go so hard (on my extremities)
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
People still not getting that Putin wants to restore the "glory days"
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine the feasts you could host on all that empty land
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretending to be a victim of the weak is a lucrative fucking grift, lemme tell ya. Riley Gaines living well outside what would otherwise be her means as a consequence of the same thing.
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I mean, we already have been doing that, yet autism rates are higher... which mostly just reinforces the point that RFK is perpetually full of shit.
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Holden Caulfieldmaxxing and calling everyone a phony, then crying to hookers about it.
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Weird how *after* we've made a concerted effort to eliminate folate deficiencies in pregnancy autism rates have gone up, eh RFK?
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Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
It says they snatched executives too, though?
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Resentment is creativity fuel
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@sodrock.bsky.social apolitical military professionals are at it again
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
TIL bunnies have litter boxes. Makes sense, I just never looked into the logistics of bunny rearing.
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Nate Silver definitely has an account here that he just name searches with and sees everyone making fun of him.
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
Really funny that the two procreatooors who look like siblings are going on about this.
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Glinner involuntary hospitalization arc
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It's fake, but very believable!
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Cred: @tallbart.com
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Standing back and standing by, and not really thinking about it.
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We all stan an Ackman hater
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We can recreate FDR... in the aggregate
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We're crossing new frontiers here
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GOAT
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Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
"Bro, if RFK saw you he'd be saying your mitochondria is all fucked up"
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
Much like Mamdani, @djinnandtonic.bsky.social is a generational talent
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
That didn't stop the current cabinet
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, so you're not a zoomer groomer? Okay, doomer.
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
It was interesting that the Mad King said "burn them all"
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
It's the perfect picture for "I did that" stickers to put on price tags.
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
"I don't care about you, I just want your votes" was the most honest thing he's ever said.
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
Once again I reiterate Epstein is the distraction from all the destructive and authoritarian shit Trump is doing. His supporters know he's a pedophillic rapist and don't care.
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, this one looks like a doozy that no Republicans will care about because they inherently lack standards, morals, or virtue.
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
Aren't they all bad guys?
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
I just don't think about it
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
~~Somerton Man~~ Burning Man Man
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
I would put the Ronald McDonald head in the sewer It style.
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy shit, is Zohran Wideawake
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
"Wow, Noah, you are so much more virile and have better stamina than 30% of the zoomer men that pay me"
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn't this just that philosophy paradox?
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They're part of it
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm starting to think this guy that looks like a stereotypical slimeball car salesman might not be an honest broker.
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
It's all hindsight now. Mamdani isn't having secret meetings with Trump people. Good enough for me to know he's on the good side.
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
"Hey Gork, I mean Ani, here's my fingerprints, sexually compromising photos, and my knowledge of the inner workings of a government contractor's IT infrastructure"
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
God, whenever I wrote an email to professors I'd try to keep it like 2-3 sentences at a max because I thought it'd be annoying a shit to have to read a whole essay about whatever.
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, literally the only country that doesn't have tariffs on it.
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Trains are scawwy
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EO coming out today to abolish numbers
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Could be better, could be worse
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't have a coffee pot in my office due to fire codes, seems like a big lift to get a whole kitchen in there.
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm just consistently anti-sex offender. It's really the simplest test of character these days.if they'll violate your daughters and start grabbing without consent, they'll violate your rights and embezzel public funds too.
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I think they should turn the vast parking lots outside the mall into housing and keep the mall itself as retail space. We are not the same.
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I can't even have a coffee pot in my office because it's not up to fire code, you gonna be putting in a whole damn kitchen?
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
He probably name searches himself and forms his opinion on the website as a whole based on every mention saying that he sucks
Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent
Euros coping and seething on their 400mph trains while I'm locked in in the back of my robotaxi. No, I'm literally locked in and can't get out, please send help.