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Brosemite Sam

@brosemitesam.bsky.social

created January 9, 2025

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Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Show them otherwise. Haitians are good people, Afghans (who helped our armed forces for two decades) are good people, Ukrainians are good people. It's stupid bullshit that these white trash fuckos are tearing up my community.

5/9/2025, 11:12:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Uh, just fight against it. I'll have no respect for anyone who says they *must* oppose CHNV+A+U statuses because of some fucking bullshit they read, and said people should be treated as such. The problem isn't lack of American Starmerism, it's lack of telling people they're fucking stupid.

5/9/2025, 11:10:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Vichy media did its work, I see.

5/9/2025, 11:04:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

UK is fortunately giving a clinic on this thought right now.

5/9/2025, 11:03:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

"These fuckers want to hurt *our* friends" vs "uh maybe we should send our friends back to the Taliban so voters don't get mad" which message resonates with voters?

5/9/2025, 11:02:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn't say that. I don't think voters even know about the vetting and process for CHNV+A+U. I don't think we should submit to their ignorance, though.

5/9/2025, 11:00:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

The way to do that isn't to harm immigrants, it's to point out that "these fuckers think Italians aren't white" "people of Eastern European descent are illegitimate to them". And it's factually true. You will *never* assauge their anger, only redirect it.

5/9/2025, 10:57:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

TPS for Cubans, Haitians, Nicaraguans, Venezuelans, Afghans, and Ukrainians was based, actually.

5/9/2025, 10:43:14 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

"He was fucking those kids to help the Obama FBI"

5/9/2025, 10:33:01 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Tag teaming these sons of bitches with Pope Leo

5/9/2025, 10:30:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Herschel walker
5/9/2025, 10:26:18 PM | 49 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Specifically in the case of mercury which is predominantly in the broader environment because of burning coal.

5/9/2025, 10:24:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture auonsson (@auonsson.bsky.social) reposted

Not exactly subtle.

5/9/2025, 9:37:37 PM | 102 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

They must be breaking so many people's hyperlinks in their materials. Good place to start, maybe?

5/9/2025, 9:24:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Department of Interior is Department of Stolen Indigenous Lands.

5/9/2025, 9:23:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Graphic design must be your passion

5/9/2025, 9:21:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social)

BAAHAHAHAHAHHA

5/9/2025, 9:19:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Eric Adams redemption arc?

5/9/2025, 9:18:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social)

Trump predicting recession

5/9/2025, 9:14:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Detention, not deportation. GEO and Core Civic don't get funneled as much money without people to detain.

5/9/2025, 9:13:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Critical support

5/9/2025, 9:10:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Man, the COVID dream multiverse and edibles alone would probably melt my face.

5/9/2025, 9:06:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

I was happy to see you guys "made the most" of that unfortunate setback!

5/9/2025, 9:03:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mira of Kyiv πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@reshetz.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

More about our adventures: kyivindependent.com/no-fate-but-...

5/9/2025, 6:52:37 PM | 95 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Yard game decathlon.

5/9/2025, 8:59:12 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Every dem should go on there and accurately describe the Republican Party as a cabal of degenerate pedophiles then.

5/9/2025, 8:56:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/bros...

5/9/2025, 8:53:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

You're the *hic* one that's openly trashed

5/9/2025, 8:31:35 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure the people who built the Department of Defense defeated the Nazis and Japanese, but they just ooze wokeness. Look how woke this one is, your wokedar must be blaring

Eisenhower
5/9/2025, 8:30:39 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Those guys who defeated the Nazis and Japanese were woke

5/9/2025, 8:27:06 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Dis u?

Dj khaled suffering from success
5/9/2025, 8:23:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

PWB

5/9/2025, 8:20:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/bros...

5/9/2025, 8:20:12 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

"Obama defiled the office by [insert mundane thing]" "Cage fight on the White House lawn? So based, god emperor"

5/9/2025, 8:19:33 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Why don't we simply do glonobundance so Glonzo can eat just as much power, but we have more power too?

5/9/2025, 8:14:01 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

There are a lot of reasons not to eat meat from stuff that also eats meat, except for like fish.

5/9/2025, 7:51:11 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

He's trying so hard to look like Biden

5/9/2025, 7:29:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

The objectively (not golfer) correct is NYC, LA, Chicago, and Atlanta

5/9/2025, 6:43:18 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

This MF said South Florida is a city.

5/9/2025, 6:40:22 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Staying winning

Feelsbad
5/9/2025, 6:38:23 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't disagree, just saying that's why it's in so many different things.

5/9/2025, 6:32:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw a thing about these drivers' neck strength compared to normies and its crazy

5/9/2025, 6:31:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, that's part of the reason why it's mixed in stuff, so people don't abuse the other stuff, like opiates or dextromethorphan.

5/9/2025, 6:29:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Voice of the Damned: "it's better to trip sack on Robotimussin because it doesn't have acetaminophen or the emitic drugs that can kill you or make you vomit"

5/9/2025, 6:27:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

This would go so hard (on my extremities)

5/9/2025, 6:25:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

People still not getting that Putin wants to restore the "glory days"

5/9/2025, 6:18:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine the feasts you could host on all that empty land

5/9/2025, 6:16:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretending to be a victim of the weak is a lucrative fucking grift, lemme tell ya. Riley Gaines living well outside what would otherwise be her means as a consequence of the same thing.

5/9/2025, 5:55:41 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, we already have been doing that, yet autism rates are higher... which mostly just reinforces the point that RFK is perpetually full of shit.

5/9/2025, 5:49:48 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Holden Caulfieldmaxxing and calling everyone a phony, then crying to hookers about it.

5/9/2025, 5:46:57 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Weird how *after* we've made a concerted effort to eliminate folate deficiencies in pregnancy autism rates have gone up, eh RFK?

5/9/2025, 5:42:49 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Djinn & Tonic πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡²πŸ‡½ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡± (@djinnandtonic.bsky.social) reposted

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5/9/2025, 4:59:16 PM | 49 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

It says they snatched executives too, though?

5/9/2025, 5:05:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Resentment is creativity fuel

5/9/2025, 4:57:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

@sodrock.bsky.social apolitical military professionals are at it again

5/9/2025, 4:51:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

TIL bunnies have litter boxes. Makes sense, I just never looked into the logistics of bunny rearing.

5/9/2025, 4:21:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/bros...

5/9/2025, 4:19:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Nate Silver definitely has an account here that he just name searches with and sees everyone making fun of him.

5/9/2025, 4:18:11 PM | 60 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Really funny that the two procreatooors who look like siblings are going on about this.

5/9/2025, 4:10:18 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Glinner involuntary hospitalization arc

5/9/2025, 4:08:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

It's fake, but very believable!

5/9/2025, 4:05:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Cred: @tallbart.com

Tucker Sissyson
5/9/2025, 3:58:13 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Standing back and standing by, and not really thinking about it.

5/9/2025, 3:56:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

We all stan an Ackman hater

5/9/2025, 3:51:35 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

We can recreate FDR... in the aggregate

5/9/2025, 2:44:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

We're crossing new frontiers here

5/9/2025, 2:33:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

GOAT

5/9/2025, 2:30:07 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Djinn & Tonic πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡²πŸ‡½ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡± (@djinnandtonic.bsky.social) reposted

πŸ‘€

5/9/2025, 1:32:38 PM | 921 142 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

"Bro, if RFK saw you he'd be saying your mitochondria is all fucked up"

5/9/2025, 2:26:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Much like Mamdani, @djinnandtonic.bsky.social is a generational talent

5/9/2025, 2:24:19 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

That didn't stop the current cabinet

5/9/2025, 2:22:35 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, so you're not a zoomer groomer? Okay, doomer.

5/9/2025, 2:20:39 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

It was interesting that the Mad King said "burn them all"

5/9/2025, 2:19:05 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

It's the perfect picture for "I did that" stickers to put on price tags.

5/9/2025, 2:17:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

"I don't care about you, I just want your votes" was the most honest thing he's ever said.

5/9/2025, 2:14:11 PM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Once again I reiterate Epstein is the distraction from all the destructive and authoritarian shit Trump is doing. His supporters know he's a pedophillic rapist and don't care.

5/9/2025, 2:11:11 PM | 26 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow, this one looks like a doozy that no Republicans will care about because they inherently lack standards, morals, or virtue.

5/9/2025, 2:09:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Aren't they all bad guys?

5/9/2025, 2:07:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

I just don't think about it

5/9/2025, 2:05:52 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

~~Somerton Man~~ Burning Man Man

5/9/2025, 2:01:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

I would put the Ronald McDonald head in the sewer It style.

5/9/2025, 1:49:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy shit, is Zohran Wideawake

5/9/2025, 1:33:17 PM | 83 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

"Wow, Noah, you are so much more virile and have better stamina than 30% of the zoomer men that pay me"

5/9/2025, 1:30:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn't this just that philosophy paradox?

5/9/2025, 1:23:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/bros...

5/9/2025, 1:15:12 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're part of it

5/9/2025, 1:14:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm starting to think this guy that looks like a stereotypical slimeball car salesman might not be an honest broker.

5/9/2025, 1:07:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

It's all hindsight now. Mamdani isn't having secret meetings with Trump people. Good enough for me to know he's on the good side.

5/9/2025, 1:05:22 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

"Hey Gork, I mean Ani, here's my fingerprints, sexually compromising photos, and my knowledge of the inner workings of a government contractor's IT infrastructure"

5/9/2025, 1:02:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

God, whenever I wrote an email to professors I'd try to keep it like 2-3 sentences at a max because I thought it'd be annoying a shit to have to read a whole essay about whatever.

5/9/2025, 12:54:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, literally the only country that doesn't have tariffs on it.

5/9/2025, 12:51:01 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Trains are scawwy

5/9/2025, 12:40:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

EO coming out today to abolish numbers

5/9/2025, 12:33:00 PM | 34 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Could be better, could be worse

5/9/2025, 12:31:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't have a coffee pot in my office due to fire codes, seems like a big lift to get a whole kitchen in there.

5/9/2025, 12:24:46 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm just consistently anti-sex offender. It's really the simplest test of character these days.if they'll violate your daughters and start grabbing without consent, they'll violate your rights and embezzel public funds too.

5/9/2025, 12:22:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

I think they should turn the vast parking lots outside the mall into housing and keep the mall itself as retail space. We are not the same.

5/9/2025, 12:14:09 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't even have a coffee pot in my office because it's not up to fire code, you gonna be putting in a whole damn kitchen?

5/9/2025, 12:13:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

He probably name searches himself and forms his opinion on the website as a whole based on every mention saying that he sucks

5/9/2025, 12:10:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brosemite Sam (@brosemitesam.bsky.social) reply parent

Euros coping and seething on their 400mph trains while I'm locked in in the back of my robotaxi. No, I'm literally locked in and can't get out, please send help.

5/9/2025, 11:56:29 AM | 81 1 | View on Bluesky | view