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@brrrrrunette.bsky.social

i like food not here to agree but I’m on your side

created November 20, 2023

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He did a lot of hitting last night

3/9/2025, 10:05:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When the dumbest person you’ve ever met calls you twin

2/9/2025, 5:13:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are there any quotes where he said it was going to be easy

2/9/2025, 3:10:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’re in the era of long term spokespersons… who survives longer him or jake from state farm

1/9/2025, 3:05:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All this just to get like slightly more pussy

31/8/2025, 8:47:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know who I’d like to control through the ground

31/8/2025, 8:41:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 3:29:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t doubt the underwear king

30/8/2025, 12:31:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They do have a lot of money committed to the position

29/8/2025, 5:38:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bearcats are running the most putrid offense imaginable

29/8/2025, 3:22:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s gonna get 5

29/8/2025, 1:29:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bad Badderson

29/8/2025, 12:38:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jerry bamboozled by the own voices in his head

29/8/2025, 12:37:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Using your QB like a battering ram in week 1>>>>

28/8/2025, 10:25:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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maybe take people off who complain about getting new followers that don't understand their bits

28/8/2025, 1:10:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Diggs must be going on the 4 week IR with all the receivers making the cut

26/8/2025, 8:06:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i'll only go if I can have one whole seat to myself

26/8/2025, 2:10:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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mortal lock to not win a game this year

26/8/2025, 12:45:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lolol

26/8/2025, 12:42:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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a lot of high risk spots for no real reason other than trying to have your neck broken for the sickos

24/8/2025, 7:19:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 1:55:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shedeur here reminds me of this

23/8/2025, 8:07:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was waiting for one of these and figured a 20 yard sack would be the max loss with nfl speed but wow

23/8/2025, 8:06:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s starting for someone in the usfl next year just to build hype for that league

23/8/2025, 8:02:59 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is the main battle tbh… I only jump on the scale to see how dehydrated I might be these days

22/8/2025, 5:51:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s nice that Willy Wonka gave Frank a day off to do pti

22/8/2025, 12:02:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Buying life insurance and doing this when I get cancer

22/8/2025, 12:00:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donkey Kong is the only barrel crusher that I acknowledge

21/8/2025, 11:59:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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watching him pitch from the cf bleachers at Fenway was electric… he was throwing stuff you couldn’t even see

21/8/2025, 11:56:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 11:54:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

21/8/2025, 10:38:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s getting the Rusney treatment because we need Hamiltons .190 bat and poor awareness on the basepaths

21/8/2025, 3:52:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Venables is the most fired guy on there and that’s saying a lot considering Napier is a bad start away from not finishing the season

20/8/2025, 10:50:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That old fuck doesn’t listen to anyone… if he can’t steam roll someone he’s done with the conversation

20/8/2025, 10:46:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Venables is the first fired of that bunch… -190

20/8/2025, 10:44:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Make sure you give Andrew a sock after you’re done so he can be free like dobby

20/8/2025, 10:42:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He asked the AI for consent lol

19/8/2025, 3:49:38 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tannehill 2.0

19/8/2025, 3:28:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When Theo Von has you pressed on a question you might be cooked

19/8/2025, 2:18:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The four most fringe guys at their position… Rhamondre is cold product this year

18/8/2025, 2:42:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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she’s gonna fuck GROK

18/8/2025, 2:05:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s 6 in the NFL

17/8/2025, 7:29:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 10:40:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Might as well turn off the replies if we’re gonna mince someone being appropriately cynical into criticism of one’s work on this subject

16/8/2025, 9:02:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get him a cdl application quick

16/8/2025, 7:28:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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buddy has those Colorado concentrates available now

16/8/2025, 6:07:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dez needs to work with a life coach and get his CDL

15/8/2025, 8:28:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me with my headphones on and no music playing hearing the wildest political takes between skull crushers

14/8/2025, 7:25:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get ear protection and do it up

14/8/2025, 7:21:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seafood delight

14/8/2025, 5:14:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Especially a state run university

13/8/2025, 5:09:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need to go back to stuffing these guys in lockers

12/8/2025, 5:05:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blinking like this

12/8/2025, 1:22:17 AM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought that was the animal Batista for a sec

11/8/2025, 12:36:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re making a new hell just for bibi

10/8/2025, 11:30:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some people still live in the eighties

10/8/2025, 11:24:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t think that is actually possible in the ivies but it makes for good lols

10/8/2025, 6:32:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/8/2025, 6:06:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tolle has gotten smoked through a 1/3rd of an inning giving up 6 so far

10/8/2025, 5:21:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mic in the ball trick

10/8/2025, 2:52:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@cjzero.bsky.social I’m surprised you didn’t post this

10/8/2025, 2:51:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5G made it to the league

9/8/2025, 10:55:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Intern speech writer plugged some odd shit into ChatGPT to get that drivel out

9/8/2025, 6:47:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/8/2025, 2:14:55 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol the first two series against actual dudes looked as expected

9/8/2025, 12:40:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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good for him, he’s at least competent enough to be productive against second and third teamers playing just hard enough to not get hurt

9/8/2025, 12:38:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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at least they got colorados blocking scheme to make him feel comfortable… who needs a line when you have 6 quarterbacks in the roster anyway

8/8/2025, 11:38:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like Colorado… any pressure up the middle and he starts scrambling backwards

8/8/2025, 11:31:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So now he wants people to pay their fair share…okayyyyyy

8/8/2025, 10:22:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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whole ass pallet of smelling salts

8/8/2025, 8:20:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s the domino meme but with signs

8/8/2025, 8:02:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that’s tough

8/8/2025, 7:59:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wonder what he’s putting in his body to get through it… this isn’t just aww shucks he’s a hockey player type stuff

8/8/2025, 7:58:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this person might need hospitalization wtffff

7/8/2025, 9:50:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thats generally how it goes when you get traded to a new place out of nowhere and into a dead zone for hitters

6/8/2025, 8:22:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it has nothing to do with Raffy

6/8/2025, 5:28:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Couldn’t imagine being this gullible as a reporter… it’s right in front of you connect the dots

6/8/2025, 5:26:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the red herring was him hosting the rich eisen show like two days after the injury

3/8/2025, 1:27:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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his veneers have me fucked up

3/8/2025, 12:16:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/8/2025, 11:49:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jerry messing up a no brainer blank check extension for no apparent reason… what year is it

1/8/2025, 9:24:38 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and it’ll still somehow be Mike Greenberg hosting all the shows

1/8/2025, 6:21:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bad time for a Sterling Sharpe interview

1/8/2025, 12:44:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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well considering you’re not answering who I asked you’d trade you’re just playing with hypotheticals… the asking price was too high for Ryan regardless of his contractual control… selling prospects to get Joe Ryan to still lose in the alds is dumb

31/7/2025, 10:56:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he’s a major league arm and he got acquired for a guy you’ll never hear of again… Mays upside and even current production is more valuable than a guy learning first base to earn more PT

31/7/2025, 10:52:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And who would you have traded for him since you continue to just reiterate the same thing? No one met the twins asking price in a very active market so maybe assume the twins wanted a ransom for him

31/7/2025, 10:49:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I never mentioned control and I think you’re arguing in circles… did you think Ryan was available for the same cost as May and they wouldn’t have to trade one of your beloved baseball savant guys, Ryan was too expensive and will be cheaper prospect wise in the winter

31/7/2025, 10:46:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you read what I said? If you think we could get Ryan for what we got May you must be crazy… The minimum would’ve been Tolle and a bevy of guys including Jarren

31/7/2025, 10:43:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol top 30 prospects… what do you think they were going to give up for Ryan? The twins weren’t going to give him away and this team needs quite a bit more than one more starter to be put over the top for a title it’s just dumb to be protective of the prospects until it suits your argument

31/7/2025, 10:42:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if you weren’t willing to pay the price for May what you had to pay for Ryan would made you stroke out… it’s just idiotic to sell the farm for a team that’s a year away for idk who you’d even want, the starting pitchers available weren’t great

31/7/2025, 10:38:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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literally means nothing like get off of baseball savant and watch the game, the team needs arms and they paid the appropriate price… get over it the game isn’t played on baseball savant metrics

31/7/2025, 10:35:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How do you know what his plans are next year? You’re getting all riled up over a guy that may never be a major league caliber player getting sent away it’s silly

31/7/2025, 10:33:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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brother you might be off the reservation there are hundreds of tibbs and jordans… the dodgers do not have a good developmental record with pitchers and overwork their arms… acting like we got nothing for a AAAA player is fake outrage

31/7/2025, 10:31:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that means literally nothing, he’s working his way back after having his esophagus reconstructed and you traded two guys who are on very slow developmental paths for major league arms that can contribute…

31/7/2025, 10:29:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you tell me? Tibbs is a prospect and you got a major league ready arm for him… May had a major non baseball related surgery last year but his ceiling is wayyyyyyy higher than a guy that’s already being moved to first to attempt to get a roster spot

31/7/2025, 10:26:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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so what you got a major league ready arm for a guy that might be a bust… anybody can play first

31/7/2025, 10:24:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what’s the issue

31/7/2025, 10:18:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sorry that they traded Blaze but he’s not going to be the missing link for anyone

31/7/2025, 10:17:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like news to triple h

31/7/2025, 8:57:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fan base reacted to blaze jordan getting traded like it was mookie all over again… Duran getting moved might make the pink hats march on Fenway

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