Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
@effectivealtruist.bsky.social I'll do my best to keep up with. Nice to meet you
Instant dad at 20 to a 6 and 7yr old. Don't know if I will ever not miss the old girl around. Love pumping music really loud with some beers. A dumbass talking to me just drives me insane
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@effectivealtruist.bsky.social I'll do my best to keep up with. Nice to meet you
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
@vignettes.bsky.social So? How does getting published work these days. Is it still my old man thoughts of paper print or just digital?
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You do know as an Aussie I'm obligated to shit stir you right π. But feel your anxiety and will always care and always support you in any way i can darl. She mightn't be teenage yet, but guessing you are feeling the oncoming storm. Just remember your rage at that age and try and see
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That's excellent darl. Yeah I can be annoying in that way, well! so my daughter says π.I'm going OK, still letting the neighbours know I'm still alive by blasting music πΆ. Now that I know you are going OK,can veg out and crack a beer πΊ. As ifπ beer waits for no Pommie π
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not tech savvy, so I can't search, but darl, please let me know you're ok
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Farm and family, sounds like two things that are both joy and joint pain π. Have good one darl β€οΈ
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah going okay, didn't reply last night because an old mate rang and we yabbered on for ages. Have good night π
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Long time, no see moi. Hope you and your boy are going well darl. I generally always remember ya because of the song π€ I think it was, I need fresh blood? Generally always say hello went it comes on. Not yet tonight darl, but, hello anyway π
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
GREED IS DESTROYING EVERYTHING AROUND US
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social) reply parent
Greed has so fucked your country, sadly American Greed is embraced in Aussie companies now as a warm blanket. Greed will never give a fuck who suffers, only care how to screw more out of the suffers.
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social) reply parent
As an Aussie Ken, I am flabbergasted at the decline of Americans values to even consider voting for such an moron as Trump
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Just checking if Lily hasn't eaten ya darl ππ
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Good see you are still alive darl
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social) reply parent
And don't forget what a great honour,if you're lucky enough to meeting me π€ͺπ€£π€£ mmmπ€ might have to buy a amulet if I run into this sorceress π€£π€£π€£π€£
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a big question, you have the Kimberly's in northern WA,the rainforests and many islands of the reef in Northern QLD. A lot of ppl love Tasmania. My sister has a couple of holiday places, a small house in the Mornington peninsula in Victoria and a unit on the Sunshine Coast QLD to maybe use
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So so, but at least the beer fridge is full π
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social) reply parent
Passable, spring onion smells way way better when cut. Hey π darl, how's grandma going. Good to see ya β€οΈ
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social) reply parent
An insult to shit. At least shit knows its crap and stinks
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@vignettes.bsky.social . Come on woman, get up and give me something to read π. Have a good day darl and more importantly, have a good laugh
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
Trying to explain to the young the difference between the Moonie and the Aussie Browneye. The Moonie is a yank flashing his white arse out of a moving cars window A Browneye is an Aussie spreading his cheeks and winking π
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
Why the FUCK, am I only receiving reports π
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
Got to give it to you yanks, you really know how to elect a strong intelligent idiot π€£π€£π€£
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YEAH! I have to admit that if you got to 2228 ,I might have to check out this witchcraft π. Hey π Lisa, long time, no see ππ«
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
FUCK THE LEFT FUCK THE RIGHT THE CENTRE fuckin is only angry with the ASSHOLES on those sides
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@vignettes.bsky.social down in Melbourne at the moment, mm, Pommie or not, have to admit darl, this Aussie is a little concerned not seeing you post anything later. Hope you're okay
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
Do cryptic and standard crossword makers, realise how much they show themselves π€π€
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
Why did Aussies call them Yanks? It was probably in the 1940s we only knew about the Yankees team. On what's happening now, putting my money, they really meant, because they yank themselves a lot
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
@vignettes.bsky.social A many a people feel lost at sea Even if we only have a torch to flick around. You have a try it. All at least be lucky enough to float on a fridge full of beer π€ͺπ€£π€£
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
The soul of a 58yr old, being surrounded by a carcass that looks 85. A shadow that is eroding the age within ,through the pressures that crack even the hardest rock
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Wanting the empty to end Hoping the hat, brought someone Can they create warmth
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
Tapping a stick like a blind man Ignoring the sonar bleeps Yet, surprised I don't know where I'm going
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Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, I know it's hard at the moment, but always try and go out and have a laugh with friends
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social) reply parent
π€£π€£π. Always try and laugh when possible. Have a good night day, fucked if I know where you are π
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social) reply parent
Next new music search, will π―thanks π
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social) reply parent
A year means nothing. You either like a song or not.
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
@vignettes.bsky.social Just being Another Annoying Aussie. I guess you have heard of the AAA.π€ͺ I don't know, I think you might like this song.
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Hey darl. Not hearing from ya for a while, was starting to think " Geez, I'm so good a pissing off women, even one in a different hemisphere sends me to the couch "π€ͺπ have a good night
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
@vignettes.bsky.social just your usual Aussie bugging ya. πto you. I see you. Give it a few years and your daughter will probably c you too π€ͺπ€£ . Seeing as never been through the eyes
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
One thing about the old landline, they rang so loud, you had to answer it. We now have to be so connected, that we mute our mobile so we can't be contacted
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
You're never forgotten when someone remembers you
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
Words are never just words It's just vibrations on your eardrums, that you either like or don't like
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
Don't make me repeat myself π
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
The answer to life, the universe and everything is 42. Correct. 4 you to acquire knowledge 2 pass it on to the next. Answer answered π
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
Got a question for ya. Your profile states you're an escape artist. Seems you're not that good, considering you couldn't escape this Aussie arsehole. π π. I'm sure the little one will give you something to laugh about π¬ π
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America would have to be the worst Sci fi movie I've ever seen. Can't believe that Hollywood gave the nod for this director ( dictator) to make it
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
@oakntyme.bsky.social feels rude not saying hello to my 2nd favourite teacher π€ͺ now and then. The best thing about being a grandmother, is you see more of the growth of your grandkids, that wasn't always able to be seen as mother.
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
@vignettes.bsky.social when being a parent, never forget you're still allowed the veg out and release yourself. If they ask the next morning what you up to, just say, I was remembering being you π
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
@vignettes.bsky.social π got to like it when an appropriate song comes on. Stuck in the middle with you. Stealers Wheel. How can you beat having a drink and cone on a Friday night listening to songs of different eras
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If you're not speaking from your heart, then you are just speaking from your arse and just speaking shit π―
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
@vignettes.bsky.social when 2 lonely people cross paths and say hello, in that moment of time you don't feel lonely and enjoy when paths cross again π have a good day π
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
Have to say. Bluesky in Australia is fuckin hard to stay with, with its shit connection and interaction
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π probably a few yanks trying to flee now, would take that challenge, but might err when they didn't have appollo backing them π€ͺπ
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
@vignettes.bsky.social. Shit, haven't annoyed that Pommie Rachel for a couple of days π€ͺhey darl, hope all is well π
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
When you just can't get out of America fast enough
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Whoops Lennon. Well I did have a cone π
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
Do you think if Lemmon was around now he would put into his song Everyone has a cell phone But we still feel alone
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That's unfair to the chickens of the world π, because they have a bigger brain π§ mince holder
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I'm starting to learn how a verse, is the verse you read at that time
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
Just for you dumbass foreigners An Aussie Battler is the real Aussie The rest are just copies of american greed with a mix of Kim
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
@brandtonwithad.bsky.social like i told my son, you're not being anything but you. Stop letting ppl say who you can be. Just be a good person and fight the bad ppl who don't know how to be happy
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I should ask our tourism industry for a commission π€ π
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Bonded by seeing Pleasure of comfort But vulnerable Torn away No surgeon can help But just drug the broken
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@vignettes.bsky.social A message a day, keeps Dr Apple away πππ
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social) reply parent
When it comes to us Aussies, I would recommend you give us a nudge first. We could be just stoned and look asleep π
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
Tomorrow, Tomorrow, Tomorrow, Tomorrow. Can't exist if you die today
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Do you think bees are Polynesian or Belizian π
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social) reply parent
Now I read peace becoming panic
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't actually have a comment today. Mind you, I just had. Far side of Crazy come on and got crazily far away π€ͺ have a good day π
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social) reply parent
Love the reality of the song Drugs by Ammonia.
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
Is depression like a stray animal you fed and never goes away and all you can do is train it??? Always ask π
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
DEPRESSION, is just having a split personality Do you want their or your personality to rule A very hard question to answer to yourself and others around ???? But a question you need to ask yourself π―
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social) reply parent
1 thing that I definitely encourage people to do. Explore the songs of your youth,and then keep exploring
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social) reply parent
I suppose it is in it's own entity, in a way
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social) reply parent
How fucked up of a country that you tolerate a madman president ,with a third of your nation thinking he's a genius
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Shit π nearly forgot to say hello to the lady of the lake ππ
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A pant that never really goes away By giving you it's hot breath and a lick on the ear Feed me time
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Well! Have to say, either Bryan or Jerry lied, because they didn't stick together πππ
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social) reply parent
Never forget to have a upbeat in there. STEAL MY SUNSHINE
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SHIT DARL! An old classic just came on. OVER YOU, by Roxy Music πLove it π
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Music is a joy. Not all enjoy the same, but makes it easier to relate to them if they feel some of the same. You are definitely a person I'm glad I met and get to shit stir . Have a beautiful day.
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social) reply parent
Right now Chemical Heart just came on by Grinspoon. Still haven't really listened to the lyrics. Just love the riff
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social) reply parent
Well don't ring the psyche ward just yet darl, anything is possible when you're delusional π
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
If you need to be taught empathy, then you will never have it
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't know if anything I type makes sense, just seem to type the first thing that comes to mind
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social) reply parent
And float on the ponds of our past
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social) reply parent
It's like fighting depression, you can fight like hell, but it's tiring fighting 24/7. Not hard to see ppl just turn their back to try, and hide
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
PHILOSOPHY would never exist if no one wants to understand the thoughts of another
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
Connections are not matching papers But connecting with another's qualifications that matches yours
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social)
@vignettes.bsky.social FUCK IT, I'm not going to shovel today, I think I just water it down. π have a good day. Fuckin A, just had a cone π€£π€£
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't get too cocky, Aussies love shit stirring huge π€£π€£
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π€£π€£ make an Aussie out of you yet
Shit Stirrer (@brucewalburn.bsky.social) reply parent
I do have a ladle, does that count
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Haven't tried the spoon,though π«’
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JUST BE RACHEL, and leave the shit stirring to us Aussies. π€£ good to see ya darl, have a good day π
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Location is just Location and the clouds will always drift
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Unless you have a cat like Kip, who doesn't like humans in general. Can't say she helps me in that matter π€£π€£