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ChefBruso🎉

@brusowrites.bsky.social

I like to talk food I enjoy playing with words Music is my love language I’m not trying to date you, but I do like conversing… My menu entries: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s7q6t2tmf4h3bbywyqrqv4fk/feed/aaaaxgpdus24o

created January 7, 2024

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Good morning John 🌞🌻

2/9/2025, 2:03:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morning Jenn 🫶🏻 I hate when that happens

2/9/2025, 1:44:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 1:40:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m glad 😌

2/9/2025, 1:39:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would walk a plank for you. #7syllablesentence

2/9/2025, 1:28:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bet he keeps milking that one 🤭

2/9/2025, 1:20:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Once did that with a garter snake

2/9/2025, 1:14:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2pm

2/9/2025, 12:48:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some days I feel like I could talk forever and some days I don’t want to talk at all.

2/9/2025, 11:53:30 AM | 130 36 | View on Bluesky | view

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🫶🏻🫂

2/9/2025, 12:19:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perfect indeed 🤩

2/9/2025, 12:17:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know that there are RUMORS of my death circulating on dead social media platforms and fake NEWS media but here is clearly a picture taken today as proof of life, I have a newspaper with today's DATE in my hand but we removed that so that we don't promote liberal rags

2/9/2025, 12:15:49 PM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you 😊

2/9/2025, 11:55:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TY

2/9/2025, 11:47:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same

2/9/2025, 11:47:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🫂

2/9/2025, 11:31:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TY🫶🏻

2/9/2025, 11:31:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When my neighbors invariably bring me over a basket of tomatoes from their garden I will have to make a batch

2/9/2025, 11:30:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The alt commentary is beyond exemplary! Amazing how 25 years can simultaneously feel like last week & someone else’s lifetime

2/9/2025, 11:29:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Last September I was still in my shell. I was pecking gently from inside, ready for incubation. 11 months of grief gestation, fertilizing my mind, feeding my soul, fermenting my best qualities for distillation. I celebrate one year of that last month of solitude.

View from the porch with purple & lavender colored morning glories at the top & bottom with a view of a cornfield, trees in the distance & a light blue sky with a single cloud mostly gray with pink edges where the sun is first hitting
2/9/2025, 11:24:49 AM | 25 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Scrumptious 😋

2/9/2025, 11:11:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get him! Ofc I say this 7 hours too late 😢

2/9/2025, 11:10:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meta Forkical

2/9/2025, 11:08:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thought of the Carpenters immediately

2/9/2025, 11:07:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣🤣🤣

2/9/2025, 11:06:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No saved memes either

2/9/2025, 11:06:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

2/9/2025, 10:58:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As the sun hits, she'll be waiting With her cool things and her heaven Hey, hey lover, you're still burning You're his song youtu.be/MKYY0IlTMw4?...

2/9/2025, 2:35:52 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s a 10, but he makes MEatloaf

A meatloaf shaped like a head with shredded cheese, hair, red pepper, lips, and eyebrows, pimento, olive eyes and onion teeth
2/9/2025, 1:19:16 AM | 64 17 | View on Bluesky | view

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hey anyone know where the button is for me to post the smell of this bread??

two loaves of just-baked bread vibing in the oven
1/9/2025, 8:09:09 PM | 3105 96 | View on Bluesky | view

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& chili

2/9/2025, 1:33:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh my indeed

2/9/2025, 1:29:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hard agree 👊🏻

2/9/2025, 1:28:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mmm 😋

2/9/2025, 1:20:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing but zombies, all of us here 🤪

2/9/2025, 1:16:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 1:15:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love em~ especially spaghetti leftovers

2/9/2025, 1:06:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you 😊

2/9/2025, 1:03:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you 😊 so good, so much of that one piece leftover

2/9/2025, 1:03:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same with my lasagna! Couldn’t even eat half a piece 😂

2/9/2025, 1:02:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perfect

2/9/2025, 1:01:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The sound, production wise, holds up nicely

2/9/2025, 1:01:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That did look tasty 😋

2/9/2025, 12:58:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🫂🫶🏻

2/9/2025, 12:50:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you ☺️ having a piece rn

2/9/2025, 12:50:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clean up was a bitch this morning, but now the meal becomes heat& serve, almost cathartic, boring to prepare, not so much to eat ~ that’s transcendent! Don’t know why, but I’ve been listening to a lot of stuff from the 90’s. Tonight it’s Hum’s You’d Prefer an Astronaut, the drums hit

Lasagna in a bowl topped with mozzarella & provolone, smothered in house sauce, a slice of cheesy garlic bread & a tossed salad with pepper parmesan dressing. The Ken’s dressing bottle & a container of grated Romano cheese are in the background
2/9/2025, 12:49:41 AM | 31 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only the hows moving forward

2/9/2025, 12:34:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👋

2/9/2025, 12:08:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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brt

1/9/2025, 11:53:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If it’s suppositories the answer should be obvs

1/9/2025, 11:53:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now I want that! 🤤

1/9/2025, 11:50:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My son and I whipped up a Blackberry upside down cake! Never made one with Blackberries before but it looks good!

A Blackberry upside down cake sitting on a glass plate. There are white cannisters in the background
1/9/2025, 5:57:10 PM | 1812 74 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s not a dog leg par 5…

1/9/2025, 11:44:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woohoo 🥳

1/9/2025, 11:39:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’ve inspired me to find some dark chocolate pretzels 🥨 🍫

1/9/2025, 11:25:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait! I heard eating blob of nutty chocolate & I want in! *now I will go back & read the whole thread 😂

1/9/2025, 11:21:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you 😊 a piece just went in the oven

1/9/2025, 11:19:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🫠🫠🫠🔥

1/9/2025, 10:47:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love when the foliage begins to change colors 🥰

1/9/2025, 10:42:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When they fight with each other they get close enough to me to swat

1/9/2025, 10:33:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Camera has always been my favorite.

1/9/2025, 10:30:05 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love to tease friends that love birds & then I like to add, especially hummingbirds

1/9/2025, 10:28:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have you ever told her birds aren’t real?

1/9/2025, 10:22:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do a bechemel when I make Greek Pastichio

1/9/2025, 10:06:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve never not used ricotta. In veggie lasagna I put chopped spinach in the ricotta mix

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1/9/2025, 8:49:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just enough 😂

1/9/2025, 8:26:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At first I thought that was breathable mesh 😂🥰

1/9/2025, 8:17:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah hah!

1/9/2025, 8:17:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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$2 dollar holler…

1/9/2025, 8:12:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tater juice?

1/9/2025, 8:11:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s known as the Dyson effect

1/9/2025, 8:10:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🥂 to grandmas born in the 19th century! Mine died just short of 98. My other grandmother saw both the great flu & Covid, lived to 101

1/9/2025, 8:10:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So I’m a reply kid? 🥰

1/9/2025, 7:59:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m cheating tonight ~ piece of wegmans cheesy garlic bread from the freezer 😂

1/9/2025, 7:33:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you ☺️ I’m quite pleased & I have extra sauce & more cheese for it later

1/9/2025, 7:21:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂🔥😂

1/9/2025, 7:09:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heat & serve dinner tonight

1/9/2025, 7:06:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They really are. I do the brown rice but regular pasta I’ve never been able to get away from, I’ve tried

1/9/2025, 7:00:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Always 😊

1/9/2025, 6:54:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s such a shame. I was cooking at home by the time I got into high school, mainly because mom’s meals had a lot to be desired 🤭 Took me until I was in my 50’s before I got control of my portions

1/9/2025, 6:53:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Making this meal as a single person & freezing it gives me a total of 12 meals, which kinda blows my mind

1/9/2025, 6:40:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A beautiful mess

1/9/2025, 6:34:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mmhmm!

1/9/2025, 6:34:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂 I should’ve thrown sticks in them 🤭

1/9/2025, 6:34:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you ☺️

1/9/2025, 6:33:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yum 🤤

1/9/2025, 6:27:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The freezer is stocked up’

Single portions of lasagna individually wrapped on a wooden butcher’s block
1/9/2025, 6:25:42 PM | 32 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Portioning in progress

A lasagna cross section with layers of ricotta, pasta & meat sauce with a little of the glass Pyrex pan is visible
1/9/2025, 6:18:10 PM | 38 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rest up & ill catch up with you later 🫶🏻

1/9/2025, 6:09:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Been missing you 🫶🏻

1/9/2025, 6:02:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unbelievable 😷

1/9/2025, 6:00:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another presentation all open & faced & whatnot #grilledcheeseforpeace

1/9/2025, 5:59:51 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice

1/9/2025, 5:58:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sending you healing vibes ❤️‍🩹

1/9/2025, 5:10:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤦‍♂️

1/9/2025, 5:09:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She says, "It's only in my head" She says, "Shh, I know it's only in my head" The “know” try’n to do the heavy lifting 🫂🫂🫂

1/9/2025, 5:09:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woohoo 🥳

1/9/2025, 4:38:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*things that can be said before picking up a shift or picking up a man

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