I can’t shake the feeling that social media is not good for me
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I can’t shake the feeling that social media is not good for me
Words are actions too. And they have consequences.
Nothing goes hand in hand better than ideology and violence.
I’ll see you in Valhallallalla.
Scrod is a weird ass word. How's your scrod? I'll have your scrod sandwich. Mmmm I can't wait to have your scrod in my mouth.
I like halibutt
#love #audreyhepburn
I’m only a dumpster fire from the waist up.
Can’t. Listening to Def Leppard’s Photograph.
Ozzy Osbourne released his debut album, “Blizzard of Ozz” on this day in 1980. It is the first of two studio albums he recorded with guitarist Rhoads prior to his death in 1982. Thoughts? Favourite tracks? #OzzyOsbourne
Great album. Great guitarist. Revelation.
I once was hospitalized after being pegged.
laughing at my own jokes #selflove
Kinda sorta feel like falling in love again..
sometimes I show up here and you guys remind me I forgot to take my meds and to come back when I do before I try to be funny 💋
Humans and violence are perpetually inseparable.
You don’t understand me? Pfft, even I don’t understand me!
What does it mean to be human? Who the fuck knows!
My skeets are freestyle random shit.
What the fuck do i know? Just here spewing what my brain dictates me to say!
I think I really need to roll my slow.
I am not in control. My brain is.
My wife has gotten so serious about her weighted vest, she's wearing it during sexy time.
My jock is titanium-plated
We are weak and yet we are resilient.
What was that “See you in Valhalla” shit?
He’s into norse mythology apparently
So, does the father get that $100K reward?
Two voices They all sound the same Both cheer in death Have excuses they claim Neither side seeing How similar they are Both turn my stomach At the coldness they farm open.spotify.com/track/2yBtRS...
Some scars run deeper than others. That's when you know you've truly loved.
Forensic science is incredibly amazing.
Free speech is not violent. Violence is.
What you do defines you.
Crime is everywhere because people are everywhere.
Don’t even bother trying to make sense of it. Just try not to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Beware of nutjobs they are everywhere
An innocent conversation can easily turn into a lethal weapon.
Never has it felt like conversation was such a high risk activity.
My body has become a temple, the temple of doom.
A shout-out to knives for always having my back.
Just try not to die too fast so much more to enjoy in this life
Her: How did you become so sarcastic? Me: I was born and paid attention.
Don't forget to sit with the sky
All of my fellow shitposters need to stop what they are doing and go watch Jordan Jensen on netflix. Died.
Okay thanks I could always use good laughs!
Thinking about taking this random sidewalk pill just to feel something.
Do it i dare ya!
I want you to make me quiver to steal my breath to give it back to make me yearn to see you grin when your teasing touches send me into the clouds #poetry
We thrive on hatred and violence because it’s exciting and love and peace is boring. Because entropy and decay.
Word
They die as they live, as we all will as well.
The iron in my blood is all the mettle I need.
Listen… I too am an undercover informant working to dismantle the U.S.A., by infiltrating the cult of shit-posters on Bluesky My opp name is Bait McMuff Ssh don’t tell anyone .. want a cookie
My thoughts ain’t radical. They are human.
I think a hug would do me so much good.
I've never dealt with cold hard cash. Mine has always been butt warm.
the butthole be with you
pun always intended
We are not sinners. We are humans. “Sin” is purely a human construct.
Leaving the house doesn’t really go with my outfit
They'll never find the shooter because he was a time traveler.
Either humanity adapts or it will perish.
Great paintings are invaluable and priceless.
A successful marriage is daily perpetual effort and compromise.
Both the left and right are affected by some kind of mental illness. Yeah, it’s called being human.
You don’t really know a person until you’ve delved into their baked goods preferences…
We dream of tomorrow while dwelling on yesterday.
We seek truth without living it.
Yep me2 🤣
No one is talking about hellfire missiles shooting at my chance to escape with the aliens and this makes me sad.
Ancient spirits of evil, transform this decayed form to Doomkick, the Sorta-Living! *Me logging into work on a Friday
Mmhmmm bet you do
Life is cruel and unpredictable. One minute you’re loud and debating, the next minute you’re silent and dead forever.
🥥 or 🍩 ?
🍆 or 🥕 ?
Grocery prices surging fuuukkkkkkk!!!
Ok, but this is the 24th last time I am trusting you.
I don’t watch football, baseball, soccer, tennis, golf, and etc. I am so damaged.
The trendiest of all venereal diseases is pickleball.
😬
I was always a person of uninterest.
5 laughterhouses > Slaughterhouse 5
Radicalize my face, yeah?
quotum scrotum
tatum
So many insane people it’s crazy yo!
things have already been as good as they were ever going to get
my lore would break your heart
#leaf #september
might not remember how skinny feels but damn this cake tastes good
Fashionable bots? Talbots.
The flickering candlelight behind the curtains, shadows of dancing silhouettes.
Worry Wheats. It's what's for breakfast. Every goddamn day.
i'm not nice anymore. tell your friends.
I have no friends sorry.
Successful writer, humanitarian, considerate lover, philanthropist . . . I am none of those things, but I can spell them.
Life is beautiful and brutal art.
Love is the greatest gift of life.