Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
forgot this was the best episode of SportsCenter of the year, week one bad beats without all the NFL nonsense
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forgot this was the best episode of SportsCenter of the year, week one bad beats without all the NFL nonsense
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
for some reason Instagram has decided to dump all the hate mail I got after the Te'o doc came out in my DM inbox!? there's dozens of these
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted
Lolllllllllll
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
there's two mistakes, really, one is that it's Cajun Field or if you insist on the corporate branding, Cajun Field at Our Lady of Lourdes Stadium, & they misspelled Lourdes in a particularly funny way
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
an archetype of your work in this genre
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Holly Anderson 🍇 (@hollyanderson.bsky.social) reposted
hey this line is still open fyi
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
yeah that's what we do now, anchor her to something, esp when we're working in the garden out front and she's more insistent that she be out there too to be our foreperson
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
I hope we can figure out some kind of solution so Jelly can hang out out there without sprinting away in search of a squirrel or a fight
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
in benny's defense he's finally publishing original work
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
following up on this... the end of the Texas Tech game was completely destroyed too
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
"he needs to get exotic with his package" don't we all
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
ppl upset about this framing, but like a lot of issues where, yeah, WE all know that the military shouldn't be doing law enforcement ANYWHERE, just like WE know that NOBODY should be deported regardless of their legal status, etc. but reaching ppl with facts requires meeting them where they are
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
it's also extremely inviting of a monkeypaw outcome
jon ben-menachem (@jbenmenachem.com) reposted reply parent
always read @laurawags.bsky.social defector.com/semafor-is-t...
Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted
My statement on @nadler.house.gov’s decision not to seek re-election next year.
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
5th Annual Kids Choice Awards nominees (winners): (Roberts/Pretty Woman) Whoopi Goldberg for: Ghost Kirstie Alley for: Look Who's Talking Too (Schwarzenegger for: Kindergarten Cop) Johnny Depp for: Edward Scissorhands Eddie Murphy for: Another 48 Hrs. Best Picture: (Home Alone) House Party TMNT
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
he would have been great!
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
i fell asleep with The Prestige on last night and I can never remember if it's David Bowie or Tom Skerritt playing Tesla
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
mcchicken has been around since the 90s and is a completely different product the southern style chicken was a whole thing at the time
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indeed
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
McCrispy is something else. the McDonald's CFA knockoff was this https://mcdonalds.fandom.com/wiki/Southern_Style_Chicken_Sandwich
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
there was a period there where we all really thought crying jordan might have the staying power
A K (@aklingus.bsky.social) reposted
I don’t always say this, but this feels like a situation where any joke answer as to what’s being tossed out here won’t be funnier than what’s actually being tossed out here bsky.app/profile/nihi...
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
Yes, but this is extremely valuable when more than 50% of Americans believe the opposite
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
Gas gauges aren’t the same thing, they’re showing an amount between 0 and 1 & thus are always fractions. This is a meter with defined numbers at 50 and 100!
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted
Honestly this is great local journalism that I want to know about
@cr_progress (@christianrincon.com) reposted
people like Ro Khanna who continue to boast about being text buddies with this man are showing how little they give a shit about his white supremacy that goes for all the journalists who characterize him as a “troubled genius” or whatever
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
This Labor Day I am celebrating the workers at the Coleman plant in Wichita, Kansas, making these two identical coolers in 1990 and 1994 that are in perfect shape today, workers who have been fighting for union representation since it was stripped from them in 1989.
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
i had like five minutes but yes would have done that were it not a zeitgeistal thing
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
ojh shit i had to go look up where because admittedly i haven't seen a whole lot of the things
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
if your yardstick isn't 50+ years old and swag from a company that not only still exists but is thriving what are you even measuring
Shawn Curtis (@shawncurtis430.bsky.social) reposted
On this Labor Day – or Labor Dabor – please remember the bravery of Generalissimo Homestar Runner and The Cheat under the fire of Pvt. Benedetto’s upchucking of the bad corn-style rations.
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
some neighbors were watching Kim's Convenience on Netflix over here awhile ago, watching now and.. this is a ripe environment for reaction images, every line on this show is a banger
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
how is it decided which dudes are the glitter guys each yeaer, like, it's not the same guys obviously but there's always the... two guys
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
Anna has been doing remarkable reporting keeping up with these developments today & if you don't already follow you should be.
Anna Bower (@annabower.bsky.social) reposted
UPDATE: In its latest status report, DOJ says that three of the five migrant children discussed in his previous status report have now been returned to ORR custody. Drew Ensign says that he'll file another status report tomorrow when the two remaining children are in ORR custody.
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
mario cristobal is a communicative disease?
Maladroithe (@maladroithe.bsky.social) reposted
I’ve said it before but truly cannot be overstated: we are living in a golden age for women’s weightlifting, globally
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
oh fuck me i forgot i have access to this now
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i wasn't paying super close attention & thought it WAS Bernie (they sound the same!) until he said "i only had one center my whole pro career" & i thought, well, Bernie had two
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
busy & only able to listen on Hurricanes radio (always enjoyable, great bump music & announcing) ; no idea what happened in 3rd Q bc Jim Kelly was in the booth after he "spent the whole day out on the boat" & he was telling stories that def had producers worried a four letter word was coming out
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
FWIW the line "concurrent events were not experiencing any difficulties" here is completely false, all the games on ESPN+ last night in the west coast twilight hour had the same issues.
Larry Glickman (@larryglickman.bsky.social) reposted
My favorite sentence in the New York Times explainer on Mamdani and socialism.
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
it is so strange what constitutes an SEC game or not to ESPN (this is not an "SEC game")
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he's wearing a different getup today than he is in the photo with gruden https://nypost.com/2025/08/31/us-news/donald-trump-seen-sunday-after-strange-speculation-about-his-health/
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reposted
A Florida State – Alabama – Florida State house divided / polyamory pride flag
Maladroithe (@maladroithe.bsky.social) reposted
My Hard Opinion is you cannot call yourself a patriot if you don’t go to your local fair and nod approvingly at everyone’s beautiful quilts, lovely pies and amazing gourds
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
what CBS News anchors used to do when politicians lied to their faces https://youtu.be/sDED1TdwZK4?t=817
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
nah @lynnhurtak.com leads this sunday morning ride every two weeks we have a good & safe time of it
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i am watching it in a BAR I rode my BIKE to bc I am DUMB
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
not just that he has no constitutional authority, there isn't even any particular legal or institutional mechanism by which the president can make anyone treat this as anything other than a weird advisory opinion.
Los Angeles Times (@latimes.com) reposted
Hernández: How does beating up a second-rate team help Lincoln Riley make USC a contender again?
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
that's what this person said, why are you yelling at them
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
(from the point of the catching forward, at least. it matters before the catch bc once the ball hits the ground the fair catcher no longer has any rights to not be hit while attempting to catch the ball)
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
confusion there with Idaho-Washington State, signaling a fair catch while a free kick is in the air but catching it after it's touched the ground is NOT a fair catch, but the ball is dead anyway. in college football, the distinction is meaningless, but in the NFL it isn't (bc fair catch kick)
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god what a nightmare. for me.
Josh Marshall (@joshtpm.bsky.social) reposted
This “explicit” is a weird editorial choice. The constitution gives the president no power over this at all. It’s not ambiguous.
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure!
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
All the ESPN+ feeds went sideways at the same time, I hope they have them locally because this is pretty brutal
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
A Florida State – Alabama – Florida State house divided / polyamory pride flag
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
the fly pattern was open; let's go peay
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I'm not sure what you mean
Holly Anderson 🍇 (@hollyanderson.bsky.social) reposted
just deliriously bitchmade behavior
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
did u know that there is a CW Football Saturday STORE https://shop.cwtv.com/cw-football-saturday?utm_source=hub
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
oh my god the dumb NASCAR race is going to overtime and our Pac-12 Game of the Week is gonna start on NewsNation
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
it's that, bc the SEC one is so tall already it makes it seem really oddly placed when there's no bottom line
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
that's on the CC operator, they have the power to put the captions wherever on the screen they need to be
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
I think the SEC on ESPN score box is bad, no matter how fancy it looks.
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
dave bautista has always been pretty left, he grew up with a lesbian mother & was in extreme poverty through his 20s, if anything he's just learned how to better articulate it. as for the other guys there was a real fork in the road for libertarians & they took the Right Path
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
updating. we're moving out of the office so no capacity to watch the five 8pm ESPN+ games right now.
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
that's the british guy
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
no
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
the organization that ran this ad is organized as a 501( c) (4) non-profit dedicated to "Delivering Trump's Agenda"
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
if it's part of the Pomp And Circumstance that leads into the premier game of the week in primetime, yes. but it isn't, at most schools
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
i hate that not enough people know what i'm referring to!!!!!
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
make sure we have plenty of benzos available it looks like 8-ball's spent all day partying
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
missouri state is beating USC
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
how is the show about the lady who brags about her IQ still on television
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reply parent
nvtop
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
i hate that things i love are being done in a context of chants that prevent me from enjoying them
ArtButMakeItSports (@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social) reposted
La Décapitation de saint Georges, Bernat Martorell, 1430
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
am i supposed to enjoy this?
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz)
WFTS's broadcast has frozen completely on a frame from a local car dealer, and has been unable to return to Alabama-FSU