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Kilt-wearin', scruffy lookin' nerf herder. Pragmatic Voluptuary. Unrepentant bourbon & punk rawk lover. Paints toy soldiers. Big fan of @hillarystarpants.bsky.social Pan/ENM. he/him "sweet in that visceral brutish way." STFU about Chicago.
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I lost my job today because of it. #MoreWeight
Kinda interesting living in "The Crucible" sorta times. #MoreWeight
They didn't say. Probably should have asked but I was fresh out of fucks to give.
I think someone on FB reported me to my work due to a comment I posted.
I'm currently in "paid administrative leave" because of this.
Breaks my heart that the original Netrunner never caught on and then the new one put out by FFG got cancelled right as it was starting to do some really fun legacy stuff.
I did NAZI those the first time I looked at that flyer. Now I can't see anything else.
What? Too soon?
Having grown up in West Central GA, I have a very hard time believing it wasn't the latter. But instead of getting some local to do it, they probably had an exasperated flunky drive the 3+ hours from Atlanta to the middle of nowhere on I-16 to ask a question they very much knew the answer to.
With all the sinners there, Hell might just be the best place for "that thang."
This morning the small, vicious, and lightly evil-seasoned voice in the back of my head piped up with "That was allegedly a 200m shot. Lucky dilettante or professional? A pawn sacrificed to protect a king? Not the most unbelievable idea, right?" This is how believing in conspiracy theories start.
And while A LOT of Nietxche's philosophy is often used as the foundation for some pretty reprehensible, conservative beliefs, the man did write some absolute bangers.
"To predict the behavior of ordinary people in advance, you only have to assume that they will always try to escape a disagreeable situation with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence." - Friedrich Nietzsche
If any of my trans friends (or friends of friends) do not feel safe with what's going on today (or anytime AT ALL), please let me know. I'll ride with you, stand in line with you, let you crash here, whatever you need to feel safe. Anyone wishing to harm you will need to go through me first.
Just a brief reading of incidents from the "Red Summer" of 1919 will quickly disabuse an honest person of that belief.
Also: "Law enforcement reports..." will always be biased.
{if they brought back “laugh-in” today} BIMBO: Oh yeah, I’m totally against the g— OLD MAN: oOoOoH, she’s gonna say “gender binary”… BIMBO: —eno— OLD MAN: {really stoked now} She’s gonna say “genocide” BIMBO: —fer Lopez / Ben Affleck divorce! TIM WALZ: 𝘚𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰…𝙢𝙚? {horn section explodes}
I was waiting the entire ep for this and they only danced around it with La'An being a decendant of Khan Noonian-Singh. Which has it's own eugenically flavored racism that was best addressed in "Space Seed" and practically nowhere else.
“Thank you LA” by Anthony Orendorff
But all in black, white, and shades of gray.
Space Battleship Yamato. With "firing Wave Motion Gun."
So glad ICE is in Chicago. The city is a lawless hell-scape. Blues musicians wrecking hundreds of police cars. High schoolers doing weird scientific sex experiments. Kids home alone during the holidays. Women killing their husbands and lovers and then SINGING about it sassily. This has to stop.
Personally, I think each soldier should be issued a bottle of Jeppson's #Malort and be required to drink nothing but that and water from Lake Michigan while deployed here. You wanna tell Chicagoans how to live? First you gotta pass a crash course on being a Chicagoan.
A metropolis, completely non-neurotic, ever-moving, big hearted but cold blooded machine with millions of moving parts — a beast that will, if disrespected or not taken seriously, roll over you without remorse." - Anthony Bourdain.
"You wake up in Chicago, pull back the curtain and you KNOW where you are. You could be nowhere else. You are in a big, brash, muscular, broad shouldered motherfuckin’ city.
What is up with Noem's face? It's like the right side of her mask is slipping, melting, and poorly made up.
Jebus frickin' Kee-rist. Just how many kids did he fuck?
If you hear about a Mexican Independence Day celebration in your area, go. There is strength in numbers and — especially if you’re white — you can protect your community just by being there and not flinching if ICE shows up. These goons are cowards. Don’t be one.
No, you don't understand. Victor Frankenstein is the DOCTOR. And I? I am THE MONSTER for being this pedantic.
The Ataris's 'Boys Of Summer' cover hits different when you're sitting on a near empty beach on 02 September
Tell me that Newdom isn't packing big "The Smiler" energy. Spider Jerusalem would beat children to journalistically savage Newsom.
Newsom is also uncomfortably chummy with Scientology.
A shucked oyster in the vents achieves the same thing without having to wait. And a pint of shucked oysters gives you enough to take care of a fleet of vehicles
Yet more evidence as why #ACAB and why there's not a song called "Fuck the Firefighters."
If we were not supposed to be sauced to the gills on a boat, why did god inspire the creator of the pontoon boat?
"Bro stop gooning to AI anime and take us to mars" may be the most 2025 thing said this year.
IIRC Collective Punishment is considered a war crime under the Geneva Convention.
Donald Trump says he is going to deploy the National Guard to Chicago. This is what weak men do to pretend they’re strong. Stay safe, stand with your community, and most importantly, know your rights:
I've been there. At one time, I was so broke I had to choose between rent and electricity. During the month of February. In Tacoma, WA. Take care of yourself first. Then, when you can do it responsibly, take care of others.
I don't broadcast it widely, but I'm also unashamed and unapologetic about following sex workers/NSFW artists on various social media platforms & I support those who create work I find intriguing. It's past time to dump those fossilized remains of Calvinism and act like adults when it comes to sex.
Reading "Mexico’s president Claudia Sheinbaum" seriously throws me for a loop every time. And I love it. #FuckYourExpectations
May this portion of the dissent by Ketanji Brown Jackson haunt John Roberts forever and be the final word on his tenure as Chief Justice.
For the Slavery Wasn't Bad crowd: Let's leave something extremely clear. SLAVERY was BAD, it was so bad that the darkest part of it, turned into folklore and horror stories, was so bad that books were written about it, it was so bad that the Art inspired for it continued being censored.
I spent several years working on a screenplay about the last week of Ted Bundy's life in which Dobson featured prominently, requiring mounds of research. Imagine writing a scene between someone and Ted Bundy knowing that Bundy wasn't the worst person in that room. www.advocate.com/news/james-d...
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
If you were an AI, what were you trained on? Me? I was mostly trained on Louis Black, Lenny Bruce, and early Eddie Murphy stand up then run through a filter of ADHD, punk rock, oppositional defiant disorder, caffeine, and bourbon.
Well, as far as truly useful things to come out of that online training, painting the right and left shoulder pteuges on my Saturnine Praetor tops the list. #IVLegion #HorusHeresy #SaturninePraetor #WarhammerCommunity #Nerdlings
"Slavery wasn't that bad" is EXACTLY the sentiment I'd expect to hear from someone raised by a Klansman.
wiretap recording: *15 minutes of noisy crunching and chewing* “ok now see if the envelope fits in the bag” “thank u mayor”
I got my new FOID card this weekend.
this is what I mean by “you’re either with us or against us” (us being trans people, or any other marginalized community) this is a small excerpt from my book BEGIN TRANSMISSION: THE TRANS ALLEGORIES OF THE MATRIX about the scene with Neo and Trinity wiping out security guards to save Morpheus
Ursula Le Guin: “The shift from denial of injustice to recognition of injustice can’t be unmade.... Once you see the injustice, you can never again in good faith deny the oppression and defend the oppressor. What was loyalty is now betrayal. From now on, if you don’t resist, you collude.”
Fucked up and sexy whimsy. That's it. That's all it needs to be.
Time for this one to become popular again. #ArrestThePresident #FuckTrump #FuckICE
This is every single person with “Hufflepuff” in their bio
How dare you speak ill of Meal Team Six! The Gravy Seals are the thick mayo line between us and those immigrants who want our women and our jobs.
Wednesday Hobby Lunch! A bit more block coloring done on the Saturnine Praetor and Centurion. #HorusHeresy #IVLegion #Saturnine #WarhammerCommunity #Nerdlings
#NeverAgain
Kitbashed the new Centurion model to carry a Disintegrator pistol instead of the combi-melta. I left the cape off and used basic MkII shoulder pads. They're Iron Warriors. Not a bunch of gaudy-@$$ed Blood Angels. #HorusHeresy #IVLegion #Saturnine #WarhammerCommunity #Nerdlings
Cocaine so white it thinks that mayo is pretty dang spicy, doncha know!
It is worth noting that the French monarchy wasn't stupid enough to build Versailles *during* the Revolution.
Reminder that there’s a plausible theory that pushing Tesla stock down to $114 will trigger a margin call that will make Musk default on his loans and could plausibly bankrupt him. This might be just the chance we need. Its stock value is filled with nothing but hot air anyway.
Thursday Hobby Lunch! Took a late lunch and did some painting on the Saturnine Praetor. Still a ways to go, but this model is so damn cool. #HorusHeresy3e #IVLegion #SaturninePraetor #ChonkyBoi #Nerdlings #WarhammerCommunity
That's good to hear. Especially since as of right now their stock is up 0.08%.
Welp. Looks like @petebuttigieg.bsky.social has lost my vote for anything he runs for in the future.
This is some Lebensunwertes Leben sh!t right here.
You say "pornographic video arcade with glory holes" like it's a bad thing.
But I thought the child's life was of utmost importance...
And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.
Don't know how I'm gonna manage without the ubiquitous aroma of stale piss, but I suppose it's just a matter of time until the Cubs fans do what they do best...
As usual, Philly is fucking savage.
They should do a Horus heresy film but in claymation like Wallace and Gromit style
Tea that’s stored in the balls
Say what you will about the comparative differences between adultery and pederasty, at least we can be pretty sure Trump doesn't listen to Coldplay.
When?
It's become kinda fun for me. I feel like an internet Indiana Jones.
As a middle-aged, white progressive, I'm definitely part of his target audience, but seriously fuck that guy. He looks like you can't trust him with your wallet or partner. Smarmy fuck.
And I only call it "retirement" because it's a retirement account, but I have few illusions that I will work until the day I die.
Since the November '24 election, my retirement has gone from a projected 105% of my target goal to 79%. As if I needed another reason to hate that gormless sack of toe jam and his Kool-Aid drinking followers.
An updated take on an old meme.
And now in Texas, there's no speaking at all after 10pm.
I've heard people say that the only reason Stephan Miller went into politics is that he lacks the upper body strength to strangle sex workers.
THE STARS AT NIGHT TAKE AWAY YOUR RIGHTS DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS
Something else he’s gonna try and get pregnant.
Flashing back to the 80s...
The purpose of a system is what it does. The Frosty Machine wasn't designed to make Frosties. It was designed to make service repair calls.
The really fucked up thing is that I'm fairly competent at my job and I often suffer from imposter syndrome and this over-confident, yet mediocre lemon is out there failing upwards and using ChatGPT to do so.
Forgot to include two vital parts: #AbolishICE #WhatWouldJohnBrownDo
Been seeing a lot of skeets from white folks about their fear of going to certain parts of the country due to America's new normal of blatant racism, fascism, and xenophobia. To which I say: That fear is you skirting the edge of what it's like to NOT be white in this country.
The thing about those compounds? Folks living in them rarely have the skills to fix basic things that break/go wrong. Also, your security force is usually comprised of the barely competent hall monitors. And it takes just one person with the right skills and the right grudge to open the gates...
"Slutty Buns?" Nah, I'll pass, but "Wanna Smash?" is some tasty entendre, right there.
Fucking cowards. Wanna kill me? Come to my fucking doorstep. Don't demand the government do your dirty work like the priests and elders did with Potius Pilate.
I think I pulled an ocular muscle from rolling my eyes so hard. much fucking cringe
"Pound sand, orange boy" - my response if I were the President of Brazil. My initial response was much longer and full of invective and profanity, but I decided to take the high road.
