I’m ready! Are you?
30, 🏳️⚧️|| art, genre film, comics|| I’m drawing, I’m hanging out. I’m here Co-Host of UTI: Unusual Transgender Interactions 🍒 Figgy 🫧 Heather
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I’m ready! Are you?
There’s no two ways about it! I am a sexy bitch!
I’m hyperrrrrrrrrr
You’re the rare trans chick that isn’t inexplicably super into milk
The term is “titillating” because you’re thinking about the titties lactating
And they're still less annoying pests than mosquitos.
Happy birthday!!
Okay let’s Power Nap gotta be good for the stream
Now you claim, Miss Von Schweetz, that if the camera lens is indeed trod upon, per your request, then payment will be rendered forthwith via Venmo. Which brings us to the matter of your... rather elusive benefactor, Mr. Ralph. Tell me, are you TRULY beart firends?
A message to our followers.
Hey, you hear about this? There's a guy in this bar and he's about to eat your pussy!
Game Boy Music Player! Someday I should make this real
I found the right one!!!
Currently shopping in a radio shack. I’m buying something from radio shack
"Wake up Crono!" #fanart #chronotrigger
Those dog accessories, It’s time to jack your Fido’s steez! The simple dog accessories and wife!
All your posts should blow up
These should be your musician photos
I’m a sleepy lil camper today
Trans girl in the jungle book be like Dog accessories, I’m wearing dog accessories, A collar and some ears to make it right
They done put lil bubba in a bacta tank cause he got bit by the goose
It’s funny that Lucas put in a whole “and this is why Boba Fett hates Jedi” subplots when that just isn’t part of his character at all
In this issue, an X-man will die
What if they gave me both my vaccines at the same time and the needles touched tips in there
My friend’s got a rumor weed problem in her back yard. Least that’s what I heard
Full of vaccines >:3c
Hey nobody told me that after a year they conscript you into the Magician’s War!!
I hope getting my Covid and flu shot in a second doesn’t fuck me up for the stream tonight. Guess we’ll seeee!!!
What if you were a reverse vampire where at night your blood rises from your body to go into a dead body’s mouth
TONIGHT
I respect Conan exiles forever for just letting you be naked with huge tits if that’s your aim
It does suck that the only things that still do this are like the trashy anime kind instead of the trashy kind I like
we gotta normalize infusing our games with a causal aura of sensuality
Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines
After nearly 40 years of comics, Garfield has finally shown weakness by exposing his belly to Jon
Everyone needs a little Devil in their life now and then #demongirl #art
He’s right
I also have a Cerebro but when I put the little helmet on every screen just shows that one bit from sword in the stone where Madame Mim turns hot on loop
Every person has their party members and their summons. You fill both roles in your friends’ lives but it can be vital to figure out which you are in a given situation
Swat Kats.. now *there* was a radical squadron
I guess Timon and Pumba are *kind of* Rosencrantz and Gildenstern but like not really at all. They raised Simba they’re like his dads. They’re his gay uncles at worst
“I love playing Deathstroke, and reading about Luffy!” - Joe Manganello
Oh I’d never want to kill an animal and I hate the woods, but if you want to troll for strange we could do that instead!
Y’know if I’m being honest I’d love to go to a party or bar or whatever where I can hook up. I kinda feel like I could
Splatterhouse flavored freaks ✏️💪👹🤕💥🫀🥩☣️
I still love this character pic of a nomad PC from a cyberpunk game i ran back in the day.
Got room for one more?
Living in a superhero universe is such bullshit. Imagine how you’d feel knowing your apartment block was about to be vaporized by someone who regularly says “Spider-Man?!”
Everyone who grew up when I did wants to make their own adventure time. It’s the age of the YouTube adventure time
It’s so sexy when you show your hand as a big goob and I mean that sincerely
hm… folk punk covers of musical theater bangers… hm…
Look how beautiful and sweet and trans my wife is!! Everyone say happy HRT-versary to her or I'm going to start biting!!
One year ago today, I started HRT. To say I’m much happier now would be a gross understatement. It’s hard not to look back at old pictures as someone else, but I’m glad I went through all I did. I’m glad I found the courage to do this, even when I was so afraid it wouldn’t work. It worked.
TOMORROW NIGHT! Watch as @didi.rocks and others celebrate their BEST FRIEND AND CLOSEST CONFIDANTE!!! BE THEREREREERRREE
you can't excise trans people from society because transness is an emergent property of free will. if you divide the world up into men and women and say men do this and women do that, some people are going to say that sucks, fuck you, i do what i want. it doesn't get more complicated than that
Walmart should have its own streaming service and it has only good shit on it like samurai movies and old NFL follies compilations
Whenever my friends come over
THE WORLD IS A SUNLESS VOID. THE LIGHT IS FADING. YOUR SENSES BETRAY YOU. Eclipsium is OUT NOW on Steam. Dive in. You will find no comfort here. s.team/a/2419670/
If it’s my little buddy she better be okay
Did you eat some chick
But what did yer do?
i’ve got a frankly absurd amount of indie demos burning a hole in my library so come tuesday we’re havin a big demo blowout
Seems like a few years ago Bidens was the White House man. Now they’re saying Trumps is the White House man? How’s that happen?
No! The stories ARE true! Heatheropolis is real! We’re gonna make it there!
I know some girls with major nutsack goin on
Why do they have to be dark souls? Why can’t they be cool souls or obedient souls
Captain Caveman and Son enjoying the new Katseye Jollibee collaboration 🍗
Yeah I drew my goblin but if they were in my wife's comic's universe, what of it. What are you going to do about it
I'll be honest, folks. I didn't much care for HIM (2025). Just downright incoherent and meandering and never brave enough to say something
Nigel Nudsack?
Remember when James Bond got his nutsack played with in Casino Royale
I’d love you even if you were a woim
I'm like a freak for supergirl, sure. But I'm a rabid dog for genderbent clark kent I think.
Wait I forgot the texture on the back
How about another card? #demongirl #fantasy #art
Maude I fear
We just want to be fucking happy! We were born a certain way and we want to be a different way! Is that not a right endowed to every person? To change? To better yourself? To be able to stand the person you see in the mirror? What did we ever do to anybody? Smile a little too wide? Not want to die?
It’s like not as bad as I thought it was at first. It’s not good at all but like it’s not. It’s not that horrific. I guess. I don’t know. I just wanna wear cute clothes Jesus fucking Christ. We didn’t do anything to anybody. We just want to be happy
Y’know I try not to bring this stuff up but as far as that fbi thing goes, like, what do we *do?* I feel like I’m having a panic attack
Some of my best friends are dickgirls!
i love dickgirls
Heeeeeyyyy
GAMMERA GALLERY
we should all make worm on string sonas
An artsy family portrait! #digitalart #firealpaca
Him is very stylish! But very heavy handed! You’ll rarely see a heavier hand!
I’m like a cicada in that I love to leave parts of my former body on mailbox posts I just haven’t mastered the art of fucking while flying through the air I’m working on that part
drinking water is something birds do. Humans should only be drinking out of the coke freestyle machine
God dangit man I wish I liked cheese that shit looks so yummy
It confounds me to this day. But as far as UTI goes I feel like you get a lot of “shut the fuck up Fern, you’re out of your element” I’m probably more Walter than I’d like to admit
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Getting naked to eat so I don’t get sketti sauce on my clothes
You’re a sweetheart, I’m sorry things aren’t going so well
Thank you!!
Ah nyuck nyuck
Fuuuck I bought the same wrong thing two times in a row!! I’ve got to learn to read!!
Thank you all for reading my long-ass thread. Your reward is my favorite selfies. If you didn't read the thread, you are NOT allowed to look at these and yes I WILL know.
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