hey siri, i do ballet now, call skater boy
Lawyer and liberal left winger in Texas. Mother servant to a chihuahua and four cats. Fascinated by nature and science but don’t pretend to understand any of it. Love football and plants and tv and all the critters. I want to visit all the National Parks.
451 followers 558 following 1,212 posts
view profile on Bluesky
hey siri, i do ballet now, call skater boy
I made him do walkies today (um, he walked like half a block and up some stairs). He’s now exhausted and pouting at the indignity.
Snailfishes live in a variety of ocean habitats—from shallow tide pools to deep-sea trenches. The newly described bumpy snailfish (Careproctus colliculi), observed in the depths of Monterey Canyon nearly 3,300 meters (10,800 feet) underwater, has a distinctive pink color and a bumpy texture.
A new mural by elusive street artist Banksy showing a judge beating an unarmed protester with a gavel will be removed from a wall outside one of London’s most iconic courts, authorities said Monday.
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
Alternate headline: Johnson Lied.
Leg braces - $20-$30k, I’ve had at LEAST 6 leg braces. Wheelchairs - $5k for manual with no bells and whistles, I’ve had 2 Medications - anywhere between $100-$2000 /month pending health issues Surgeries - 19 surgeries $40k to - $1m inc. hospital stays I had polio. This is the cost.
Certainly happy to not be on school drop off duty tho
I just love football.
Collinsworth is my favorite game caller.
I was rooting for the Ravens but damn what a great football game. Felt like what the Super Bowl should be every year.
Holy shit what a football game
It’s just fun watching Baltimore play. Not to be corny but they are just so GOOD.
This ad about how great Google Gemini is ends by telling us how Ted, the protagonist and a big James Blunt fan, “found something he didn’t even know he was looking for” at a James Blunt concert where James Blunt is playing not “High” by James Blunt but “She’s So High” by Tal Bachman.
The combination of Lamar & Henry is just….. Baltimore showing out. @baltimoreravens.bsky.social
Hahaha. It was not a shy doink.
Derrick Henry is just…a phenom. Wow.
They are so dynamic.
Brock Purdy really earned his pizza party AND the Capri Sun he’ll drink in the minivan on the way.
Wait did I just see that the Georgia v Tennessee game next Saturday starts at 9am EST?! Why so early???? My lord.
I’m rooting for Michigain tonight because I hate OU more. But it’s causing me a lot of cognitive dissonance. Can’t both lose?! 😩
Haha. A little bit! I thought they could be together and slay demons together. Rumi (purple hair’s name?) also didn’t seem all that broken up that he died. She was back to bee-bopping’ a hot minute later! But they saved (preserved? Made?) the Honmoon, so I guess all’s well that ends well.
The CDC doesn't understand disease control. The EPA doesn't understand environmental protection. Now it's clear the Dept of Energy doesn't understand energy. This administration is populated by imbeciles.
Ruby settled into a new box for #Caturday.
Yeah I’m sure so much went over my head. I did think it was hood though. The music was surprisingly catchy. Still bummed the dude died.
I liked him & the bird. I guess I didn’t know his name was Derpy?
Guapo is not a fan. He literally put his head under a pillow while I was watching. 😂
Very cute song. But Jinu DIES?! Not acceptable. My favorite song is the finale song. The whole this is what it sounds like chorus.
I am now so invested in the Honmoon (sp?)
Okay I’m 30 mins in and this is pretty cute.
Because they had so much evidence, they were probably not offering him much of a deal if any. So he thought he might as well roll the dice at trial. Ge was really evil.
Okay, tonight’s Dateline was only an hour long. So I’m late-night about to fire up these Kpop Demon Hunters.
Yes! I watched a football game but then showered, pajammied, and now I’m watching tonight’s #Dateline with a glass of wine. And Guapo snoring next to me.
Oh I’m stealing this idea!
Timeline cleanse here is one of our alley cats coming in for a happy hour tuna-rita (1oz tuna water, 3oz water)
Omg this is a perfect description.
He sounds like the disclaimer part of an insurance ad
When you're talking faster than a Tamilian in a Louisiana drawl you need to be drug tested for speed
is he rapping lmaao what is this diction speed
This whole story is so damn cool. How could you not root for this kid?
this is rough news for the country that wrongfully imprisons the most Americans, USA
Why is Cam Newton on my TV dressed like he's about to announce a reward for information about the whereabouts of Robin Hood
Awwww. I love that.
Best Baby That Ever Did Baby
Left: yesterday Right: today
Reminder: At the start of his legal career, RFK Jr. failed the bar, was forced out as a D.A., and got arrested for heroin. Without the Kennedy name, that story ends there.
The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.
My home is not the same. And I know it never will be. Building good memories with my current crew. And I do love them. But that trio was special and we went through a lot together over many years. I’m miss them terribly.
WTF CeeDee?! 😭
Thank you. My elder cats are all just so missed.
Here’s a picture of the Moon right now just in case weather or location do not permit you to see it.
Intended trajectory matters, though.
Dak out there making tackles.
Sen. Warren Daniel (R–NC, District 46) was caught trading stocks right on the Senate floor. Didn’t even wait for a break. Playing the market on the taxpayers’ time…pure abuse of power.
Excellent summary.
“But mom…I am a giggling blonde with an amazing rack.”
Exfuckingcuse me?
CNN put together a clip of RKF Jr denying today he linked antidepressants and mass shootings, followed by a clip of RFK Jr last week linking antidepressants and mass shootings
This is Bernie Sanders - Alan Greenspan level of contempt and I'm here for it.
surely we can come up with something better for 7 billion people than being lorded over by a bunch of plundering elderly murder and torture enthusiasts who whisper to each other about printing spare organs so they can immiserate others in perpetuity
people like bari weiss make me wish cancel culture were real
The last face you see before your kidneys come out
When I first saw this pic, I thought it was Kim Novak smoking a pipe.
This is stunning, astonishing work. I recommend enlarging for detail if you’re looking at it on your phone—so many intricately cut and pieced fabric scraps make up the color and texture of this beauty!
One satisfied Bagel #DailyDoggo
I just really miss Wally Wall Cat. And it’s really hard to take.
Jonas Salk died in 1995. Thirty years later:
All kidding about this nonsense answer aside: The regime is asserting the power to murder without trial a boat full of people suspected of drug trafficking, who easily could have been intercepted and arrested instead. That is unconscionable and horrifying even assuming everyone aboard was guilty.
You’re not a real democrat if you wouldn’t hold JB Pritzkers purse while he leapt over the applebees bar to beat the shit out of Ted Cruz during ur date
He’s in the files.
I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️ "Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
On a shallow note, Fritz is…attractive. #USOpen
Anyway, Wally’s crisis and then my COVID delayed the process. But I will probably be taking a day trip to New Mexico in 2 weeks to pick her up.
I plan to watch this upcoming weekend! It looks great. Btw, before Wally became sick, I had planned on adopting a black kitten from a friend fostering her in New Mexico. I saw her pic when she was just a baby and asked about her. She reminds me of Gigi.
The White House declares that it would be a “hostile act” if House Republicans voted for a complete release of the Epstein files. Trump seems desperate to cover up any connection with his friend who raped children.
Current means of coping with the shitshow that is *everything*…admiring this computer bag/case. It’s my favorite color. So tempted to buy for work…
The U.S. Secretary of Energy does not know that electricity is energy. I'm glad we've gotten rid of DEI programs and are now giving America the leadership it deserves.
I worked from home today because the COVID is gone but it’s worn me out. Will return to the office tomorrow. It’s sad around here without Wally. Everything pretty much sucks!
The news cycle continues to feel like marinating in sewage
40% of Republicans think the COVID vaccine killed more people than the COVID virus. One in four believe that QAnon is real. No matter how far they radicalize, we are told over and over again that the people being rude to them are the problem.
Really important to call this exactly what it is - the mainstreaming of a really nasty strain of blood-and-soil nationalism with its closest analogues and likely source among the white supremacist movement.
looks like a boy band
I feel like in the 1980’s/90’s this would be a major plot point in a Tom Clancy novel, and the operation would be carried out as an off-book, illegal black op, with various characters trying to cover it up lest they face congressional hearings. Now the President just announces it.
I know, I know, but: The president of the US saying, literally, "we're going in" in reference to sending the military to an American city for no reason beyond terrorizing the local population should be the most immediately impeachable shit imaginable
People with critical thinking skills may have noticed that the stuff that Elon uses to inflate the value of his companies is always something that doesn't exist, and that his companies do not have any actual ability to deliver. And when the market begins to smell bullshit, he switches to a new con.
I know this is killjoy behavior but every post I see speculating on the imminent death of a certain public figure feels exactly the same as all the times we breathlessly waited for Robert Mueller or the 25th amendment or whatever to save us last time it is not happening
“You know one of the most charismatic people to ever live? Like even his health issues are weirdly interesting? Yeah we got the exact opposite of that”
Sonny Dykes, if UNC starts pulling some crazy unexpected stuff.
“Mr. Nadler has been sharply critical of Hamas, still believes in a two-state solution for the region and does not agree with those who say Israel is carrying out genocide in Gaza. But he said [that under Netanyahu] Israel was committing mass murder and war crimes in Gaza ‘without question.’”
Reminder: the apparent plan was to spirit these children away in the middle of the night without them ever seeing the inside of a courtroom to challenge their deportation. Children.
Creative writing prompt: Make a simple press statement about a car accident sound suspicious on at least three different levels.
This was a helluva Week 1 for “first time starters who look like they’re being asked to control a fire truck on day 2 of driver’s ed”
I spotted a coyote* by a cactus** today on the prairie***. *chihuahua **cat scratcher ***in my living room
Your reminder that underneath it all, Trump just fucking sucks.
Watching a defensive end run with an interception
Our government tried to send a planeful of unaccompanied minors to Guatemala without due process. Fortunately a judge was able to block it before they took off. What fucking monsters the United States has become. Trafficking innocent children. www-cbsnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.cbsn...
Norm Charlatan 