The average red state parent has the IQ of a turnip.
The average red state parent has the IQ of a turnip.
It’s almost like cops aren’t really good at their jobs lol
You should call it what it is. He’s a fascist authoritarian
May I please have a pizza roll
Her lawyers are pursuing legal action, right?
I wish I could hit the heart button a million times
How about you suck the shit straight out of my asshole
What a fucking retarded article
How are you this fucking retarded. This isn’t even remotely true and it’s unsafe.
I farted on him a few years ago
So this tells us the documents show Trump gave Epstein women to traffic. No surprise there
Mine is in his mid-30’s.
@skillup.bsky.social danger mouse aired on Nickelodeon in the 80’s. Old people like me watched the hell out of it
WHERE DO I SIGN UP
lol you’re fucking crazy.
Lol you’re retarded. I know you’ve been through some shit but you’re absolutely bonkers.
That HAS to be a joke
Wake me up when they add a rusty version
Fuck all the way off
Slop? Yes. AI? Helllllll no
When the horizons on the top, that’s interesting. When the horizons on the bottom, that’s interesting. When the horizons in the middle, it’s boring as shit! …..now get the fuck out of my office!!
Sell the team
SELL THE TEAM
This is pretty cool
I bet some of those kids could do a better job than the pirates roster right now
@chrislamartina.bsky.social that was fast!!!!!
Lol it’s always a grift with people like you
Do the snacks beg for money too?
This is assuming none of these players get traded lol
Late to the party but I think a mascot dance-off is a fair way to determine the winner
How the fuck did this shit show up in my feed. You fucking sickos all need to be yeeted off the planet
Somehow I totally missed this and literally just ordered a copy.
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PILED HIGH
Suck my dick you fuckman
Make it a pop up book and it’s a day one purchase for me
The pizza dude’s comin!
And you’ve wasted his talent by failing to build a legit team around him.
This is not a complaint: it feels like Two separate movies. The smash cut to him arriving in metropolis via taxi is part that connects the two.
My cousin taped it off HBO and I watched that copy many times
Make sure to punch two holes!
Why yes I’d love to spend a couple hours learning how to play a board game just so you can curb stomp me because I haven’t mastered it in that time.
CPAC Latino: “we’re one of the good ones”
Me watching the pizza incident over and over again like the zapruder film
Certainly not the worst idea for a ticket price I’ve seen
Lolololololol
I had a chance to meet John Russo over the weekend. Very nice guy. Had some good stories to tell about his career
Fuck off retard
Ronald Regan? The actor???????
Fuck off you retard
She must have developed an allergy to trumps cum
Hilarious that the gun nuts are the biggest fucking crybabies on the forums
Gilbert is the only celebrity I really, really miss. I suppose I can add Eric to that short list when he kicks the bucket too
You’re leaving out an important part
Suck the shit out of my asshole you retard
You’re not wrong.
Also known as the ‘when baseball was fun as shit’ era
The very serious crime of giving someone a lift to work. Literally. That’s the crime lol
You’re fucking wrong and retarded.
That’s you? I love it. I am not a sticker person but I put that fucker right on my laptop
They are both making very good points but for all the wrong reasons.
Waiting for them to bring back the post game concerts to get butts jn the seats
@cespedesbbq.bsky.social this is a crazy question but are you all the same people who wrote that article about the pirates pitcher who grabbed his crotch every time he gave up a home run?
Sir is that fluffernutter in your hand?
I have a grey in his 30’s. He’s been with me nearly my entire life. I don’t even want to think about how I’ll feel when he’s gone. The equivalent of losing a brother
Call it a hunch. I’d also say it’s your current name too
It’s not a slur. The person is literally developmentally disabled
Well yeah we’re talking about big bird you stupid cunt
I try to use the correct pronouns for things whenever possible
Lol ok retard
Lol what? Big bird is a dude bird
People still haven’t figured out that you all talk about movies that aren’t necessarily bad but do have plenty of fodder for jokes.
I was also reminded of the one who lured a little girl to his home and murdered her
Go back to twitter, retard
Lol posting grok shit unironically. You can fuck all the way off, retard
Lol you’re an idiot. These students aren’t pro-hamas. They are pro-“maybe Israel should stop doing a genocide.” They aren’t enemies of the state, they’re enemies of the current prez, and that guy can get totally 100 percent fucked
Shut up retard
This is my first thought. Depending on where the ride is, there could be additional costs on that sorta stuff
Isn’t there another one and the mods immediately shut down discussion of it?
It’s amazing how living by the motto “be excellent to each other” would solve so many of our problems. Seems easy enough to do but some people have a really difficult time with the concept
Shoving an iPhone up my ass so I can shit post from prison
If you really cared about mental health you’d field a better team
If the movie were released today it would called “The 3mpire strikes back”
A sign that reads “free hamberders”
Someone needs to attend an open house and get lots of pictures
Did you clap because you remembered the thing
I doubt a customer is bringing ammonia and bleach to a restaurant
Why does the building look like a storage unit at a trailer park
You just had to turn the page didn’t you
Or jizzcons
Cumcons
There is no need to be decent to nazis
Do you think he showers with it on
So you’re just going to trot Mlod out there every 5 days for some dumb reason?
Sell the team, assholes
I think he’s a legitimately talented dude who just had the worst luck with the gigs he landed.
Lol if you believe he only used amphetamines once despite teams eating them like candy at that time. And lol if you believe Pete rose. Dude you’re a fucking moron
Pete Rose gambled on his own team while a manager. He claims he only bet on them to win. If you believe that I have a bridge to sell you.
He literally admitted to using performance enhancing drugs lol