Shaking a piece of hop rhizome out of the empty bottle and into your palm like a worm from a tequila bottle, you face the crowd. What happens next is inevitable, they are powerless to stop it.
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Shaking a piece of hop rhizome out of the empty bottle and into your palm like a worm from a tequila bottle, you face the crowd. What happens next is inevitable, they are powerless to stop it.
incidentally, in the 90s Jackie Chan ran a celebrity racing series that, well
movies used to have colors in them
as a recent transplant to Maryland I can assure you that if you made this alcoholic the mid Atlantic would buy it in droves and make it a more inevitable online touchstone than Chicago has made of Malort
how does it compare to the Reed's Strongest in ginger burn?
Atlanta Gas Light's strongest soldier
Space Brothers is great because it has a clear visual language for "man straining with every bone in his body to not cry" and as tertiary astronaut characters both a doctor who is a sadist and a masochist who wishes he was her patient, and these streams do not cross
hey all - still looking for *remote* backend software/data engineering work - I've got a background in academic cs (computer vision / machine learning) and 10 years of experience across all sizes of teams in industry. dms are open if you know of _anything_ = pref mid/sr+, but not picky at all.
they're his favorite people food, he will steal one out of your hand
mr ate two pizza crusts today
til death do us part
Werner Herzog is a treasure
Ricky Jay is in this??? Hell yeah
somehow never knew this existed, read the description and immediately recognized it to be me-shaped. let's go, nw Incident at Loch Ness (2004) dir. Zak Penn
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
move over baby shoes, it's
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getting tanged for posting "lol, lmao"
the number times I have donned AUTHORITY [Trivial : Success] voice to say "Do not do that" to myself and other people because of this
getting me and all of my friends to conversational competency in a niche hobby just to use a vbulletin forum off-topic section as our main social media website
• ideally actually custom programmable hotkey switching that doesn't have issues with custom keyboards. would want to actuate on a single rotary encoder knob downpress • realistically TRS remote switches that I could wire into a more elegant switch box later
weird week. sea change work stuff, [gestures broadly], and a multi-day kvm switch selection spiral. anyone got a good displayport kvm rec? • minimum DP1.4 • ideally 2 PC to 2 monitors with 3 configurations • realistically two separate 2 PC to 1 monitor kvm switches
wtf lmao, maybe not wellness check but someone in their life should have a conversation
please be good please be good please be good
I think something that could unite us all is building a new SS Edmund Fitzgerald
Italy, a country famous for never doing any wars
it's absurdly fun, especially w/ electric roller/cutters. main barrier to entry is doing the damn thing once under supervision to know when you've got it right. if you don't have a friend who knows, those 3 hr classes are absolutely worth the money. semolina and 00 are super easy to find these days
hell yeah, nice. recently made foraged black trumpet cream sauce fettuccine. can't beat a rich pasta dinner
been a long day think I'll just scroll through the timeline to see wha- ooohhhhhkay then
yote 100% picked off a kid
hidden in plain sight, a secret alternative utilizing the floor drain
thanks, i hated it
I just finished it and I honestly don't want to waste anymore time thinking about it. Melodramatic low budget schlock, anemic horror thriller revenge plot with brief flashes of magical realism and trash woah 3D we're doing 3D gimmick shots. Which, okay that could still at least be fun, but this isnt
this has to have been a made for tv movie. did they do 3D made for tv movies? I guess if anyone did it would have happened in South Korea during this time, but still. and they just ripped off the bathroom mirror scene from silent hill 2, I hate this movie
something about a night club in a spooky mine, there's an old traumatized miner already trying to warn them. the subtitles are kind of broken. randomly "t"s will be "l"s, or they cut out entirely, or whatever this is
this popped up on asiancrush when looking for horror movies, so we're giving it a spin. under 500 logs on lb, only thing the director ever made, so far it looks terrible. seeing this through The Tunnel 3D (2014)
latest episode was pretty good, so excited they've got another coming up soon
It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
just watched Best Wishes to All (2023), nice allegory, want to set myself on fire. the vibes are absolutely rancid
take me to snurch (snail church)
angel
New post! This week I, certified Koji Shiraishi freak, gave into my obsession and wrote 2k words about his latest heater to hit the theater, Kinki. Plus thoughts on how the movie fits into his career, the state of modern J-horror, and the physicality of art! Read it here!
In his first-ever long-form English-language interview, I spoke with Japan's titan of time travel Makoto Ueda about script engineering, game logic, adaptation and homage. It's a special conversation. desperatelyseekingsubtitles.substack.com/p/makoto-ued...
and Twilight is just a Muse proxy battle
hanging out with the gundam wing doctor wily guys. they're all taking the piss out of me cause i have a normal nose
that's a fun one too
just watched House of Sayuri (2024) and man Koji Shiraishi has still got it
what did they mean by this
they should team up with taco bell for an exhibit
twenty What
Just came across a car with "2ENI6RS" written on the back window... We should've hung it up after 2010
what did they mean by this
David Ayer: I'm doin Taken with Jason Statham, got any Albanian traffickers? central casting: all we got's Russian bikers, Art Grandpa, Orson Welles III, the Chad Kroeger of drugs, and a twink who can do the sexually elated Xenia Onatopp automatic rifle thing Ayer: yeah sure, I'll take all of them
A Working Man (2025): a movie about how endless cycles of violence destroy families and ruin lives, unless you just push through and do a little more violence, in which case it's good actually
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
Hey you want S'more S'mosas? A s'more samosa? No no, you want S'more S'mosas? I don't think s'more samosas would taste very good. You're killing me, Smalls
this shit sucks so bad. a photo made with this is going to get used as evidence in a trial, and some poor schmuck with a public defender only moderately behind the curve on tech is going to have their life ruined by this
On the eve of the theatrical rollout of its new 20th anniversary restoration, I wrote about Linda Linda Linda. Which is impossible because it's a perfect movie, and you can't write about perfect movies, but I tried anyway. Don't miss it when @gkids.com brings it to your town.
how I'd fix Atlanta: name and shame, cross reference federal campaign contribution records, search Georgia business records for LLCs they once listed themselves on before they learned to go through a lawyer, search property records for buildings owned under their name or their LPC, out the landlords
honestly, cook
they really nailed the exterior, and the interior is pretty sharp too
it was fine. wouldn't prioritize it, but if nothing else sounds good and you want to see a movie set on Everest for handwavey reasons, this one has Koji Yakusho
wtf the DoP was a cinematographer on Infernal Affairs and was second unit DoP on 2046
back in my comfort zone (no one has watched it so if I say it rules no one can get mad at me)
the line-up on this app is a lot better than I remembered, they added some real bangers. also, a Chinese movie where Koji Yakusho is on an international helicopter crew rescuing mountaineers from Everest. doesn't even have to be good, this is so me-shaped. nw… Wings Over Everest (2019) dir. Fay Yu
I keep hunting for second hand thinkpads with gtx/rtx gpus. They were niche options, but if I ever see one pop up for a decent price I'm jumping on it. Had a T43 in college and have adored them ever since.
Funky Forest is a treasure trove to mine for stuff like this
#inspiration #blessed
catching rigor mortis at a one-hand thumb-up fingerpoint feels rare enough I'm concerned there's a perverse incentive to harvest guys doing finger guns, which could make dudes rocking an endangered species
feels good to do this to a movie with 50 reviews. encourages others to say "mids are good, actually"
going to be hunting down his latest work, there's actually a lot of cool stuff in Amanuda that I want to see how he builds on. could just make this tier output forever and I'll still watch it, but there's a glimmer of hope this becomes a name we really start talking more about in 5-10 years
it falls apart frequently, I'm not joking when I say the budget is a case of beer for some friends and a ram upgrade to keep davinci resolve happy, but it also has brief moments of clarity where it actually nails it, fleetingly. I don't say all this to rag on the director, quit the opposite
Then there's "how/why are we able to see this" but once you close that loop you can get away with a lot and keep me happy. Amanuda checked that box, and did some fun stuff that makes me hopeful. The director homages / rips off some cool stuff from TBWP and others that, even if not great, shows taste
It has to look like something from a camera just some guy could be lugging around. Lighting is motivated. The guy carrying the camera is present in the scene. Lighting in general doesn't look thoughtful unless you're Doing Something Cool. Plausible levels of actual dust/lint on the lens at times.
Anyway, Amanuda isn't quite there yet. But it's close in a way that's really exciting to see from something you and your friends could have done in a couple of days at a nearby state park. It seemingly does adhere to the main rule of FF: the camera is physically and plausibly present in the scene.
A great example is the Fake Documentary Q episode "Bivuaoc"
it's found footage forest horror. I don't know, maybe the Blair Witch Project left too strong of a mark on me, but my favorite subgenre of FF is FF in a forest. even if you don't hit TBWP levels, I'm still so happy to see it. I love any movie in this niche and needed to add this to the list
the asiancrush app hates me and puts an unhideable progress bar on the pause screen (yes, back button exits the movie instead of hiding the bar), but there isn't much impressive here visually anyway. the camera focus is myopic and shallow, plausibly amateur mistake but brilliant even if uncalculated
recently made aware that I still have the asiancrush app on my tv so, checking out what they have these days I spotted Amanuda (2021) dir. S.S. Jishnu Dev, an Indian found footage horror movie set largely on the trails of a forest on a mountain
euphed up and quotemaxing
already been monitoring facebook groups for Pike cars for a couple of years now, I know cognitively it's just a Nissan Micra K10 underneath so maintenance isn't *that* hard, but the bespoke parts are super annoying to source. maybe if I had a garage, but this thing would have to winter outdoors :/
the biggest thing that has me holding off on ever getting a Be-1 is it isn't a hatchback. it's a small car and that's a critical touch to make it liveable. if I was going to get a Pike car it'd be a Nissan Pao, but I've been watching the market for a couple of years and 5MT slicktops are rare
fighting the urge to buy a Nissan Be-1 the same color as the one in Pulse
looks like he brought a bag lunch
i... i sometimes dream of rug
he got the CTE, don't even remember he starred in Southland Tales
