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@burntcobra.bsky.social

I have nothing of interest to say.

created December 3, 2023

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2/9/2025, 6:15:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Hallelujah

1/9/2025, 1:25:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

That seems really undervalued

1/9/2025, 1:10:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social)

@theanfieldwrap.bsky.social bring back Press Conference Extra! @4hundredblows.bsky.social @mikebankole.bsky.social @andyheaton.bsky.social #TAW

31/8/2025, 6:53:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

He's a fucking nutter

29/8/2025, 8:17:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

SPOILER WARNING!

28/8/2025, 2:55:40 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social)

www.theguardian.com/music/2025/a... Anybody who's heard Stings demo will appreciate exactly how much Andy Summer shaped the song we know today.

27/8/2025, 9:17:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Had a run-in with him on the bus once in the 80's. Bus was empty and he came and sat opposite me. I knew who he was, so shitting myself. He started with the "do you work out?" Needless to say I got off 5 stops earlier.

27/8/2025, 6:14:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Ditto Star Wars

26/8/2025, 7:15:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

The game is being reffed by the crowd here. Hooper is abysmal

25/8/2025, 7:20:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Good process

25/8/2025, 7:09:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep, it's utter shite. Got through 2 episodes before bailing.

25/8/2025, 1:17:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

also the ludicrous deification if Cruise

24/8/2025, 6:20:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture b3ta (@b3ta.com) reposted

Artist: HappyToast https://b3ta.com/board/11420264

22/8/2025, 12:20:38 PM | 211 41 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew McGregor (@mcgregor.bsky.social) reposted

Aussie unions don’t beat around the bush.

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22/8/2025, 9:28:41 AM | 1558 613 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Parody Keir Starmer (@parodypm.bsky.social) reposted

Once more for the dimwits at the back: a) Lucy Connolly pleaded guilty. b) She was convicted under legislation introduced under Thatcher. c) She was sentenced under guidance brought in under Boris Johnson. d) fuck off.

21/8/2025, 6:57:02 PM | 1757 421 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

How's dad taking the divorce kids?

22/8/2025, 8:45:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Saw him recently in the Starbucks at my local Sainsburys, looking alone and miserable. Made my day.

19/8/2025, 11:39:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, you know what they say, "mime is money'

18/8/2025, 1:47:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Spot on!

18/8/2025, 1:45:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

One couple spent their life savings intended to purchase a house on the surgery. They decided that having a home was materialistic, so they opted to spunk the money on his vanity instead. Incredible.

17/8/2025, 5:17:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Took all of 15 mins of the season for the first VAR shit show

15/8/2025, 7:18:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Genius physical comedy

13/8/2025, 6:40:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Saucy Seventies (@saucyseventies.bsky.social) reposted

Rod Hull, born on this day 90 years ago. Thanks for all the fun!

13/8/2025, 7:45:57 AM | 115 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Correct. It's not the blackout. it's the cost. Eg: £750 pa for Sky/TNT subscriptions compared with a legit £133 pa with a USA provider.

13/8/2025, 10:58:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

If you have an iPhone you can use visual look up to interpret all the symbols on any label

11/8/2025, 9:20:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

A fawning, cap doffing, lickspittle serf says what now?

10/8/2025, 2:56:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Those zip up tops are the business

10/8/2025, 1:49:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick Thornborrow (@nickthornborrow.bsky.social) reposted

Found in my brother’s house and I’m upset.

A door wedge with the name “Hodor” engraved into it.
9/8/2025, 7:58:38 PM | 6723 586 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted

Incredible. Roland Reisley is 101 years old, the last original client of Frank Lloyd Wright. He still lives in the 3,200 square foot home that Wright built for him in 1952. The price? $40,000. Or a little less than half a million in today's money.

A man standing on what appears to be a balcony of his home. The man's living room. There's a couch, coffee table, and foot stool, as well as some tall windows. Lots of wood. Another living space with a fireplace and bookshelf. Possibly a compression hallway leading to this room. The outside of the home.
10/8/2025, 7:40:04 AM | 5317 776 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Quelle surprise

10/8/2025, 11:09:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

😆

8/8/2025, 6:05:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Raw milk proponents also = Anti vax Anti Mask (unless it's on an ICE agent) Climate change denial Anti Wok Anti Antifa It's a social type now. You know, pricks.

8/8/2025, 5:41:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BUCKERS (@deathofbuckley.bsky.social) reposted

Whenever I make a bad decision, I sit down in front of the mirror, and tell myself “at least you didn't evict people from a property you were renting to them, then increase the rent on that property to make more money, whilst also trying to outlaw this behaviour as Homelessness Minister” x

8/8/2025, 10:47:41 AM | 218 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

hardest yes

8/8/2025, 12:47:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stuart Houghton (@stuarthoughton.bsky.social) reposted

Andrew Wakefield belongs in prison

8/8/2025, 8:55:14 AM | 106 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

She also famously grassed up a fellow student at University for drugs and got them expelled too.

7/8/2025, 1:56:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reposted

I snorted

r/NoStupidQuestions u/Brief-Cut-1228 Who is actually against women being topless if they want to be? It has always puzzled me why it is illegal for women to be topless if they want to be especially in the correct settings like at the beach or pool and or other places where generally it is ok for guys to not wear a shirt. RedSonGamble My pastor said we only cover women's breasts in public be god made the areolas to appear like giant eyes to ward off predators. Since women usually have larger ones this can cause panic and fear in horses
5/8/2025, 8:32:44 AM | 2101 507 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the replacement for this

5/8/2025, 3:33:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Otto English (@ottoenglish.bsky.social) reposted

Words fail. Look at that.

5/8/2025, 12:44:37 PM | 418 211 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

If we are still adhering to the no dickhead rule, then he's a none starter

4/8/2025, 7:05:52 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Howdy (@captainhowdy.bsky.social) reposted

From this day in 2011.

A black and white photo of a 1950s family, framed in a white border, consisting of a mum, dad and two daughters, who are all sitting at a round table eating their breakfast. There is an open xenomorph egg in the centre of the table and the entire family have facehuggers attached to their faces. I know that's 4 facehuggers from 1 egg, but I did add 4 eggs originally and it just looked too busy. Anyway, the wording underneath reads
2/8/2025, 11:27:03 AM | 103 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Remember, if we don't count the number of covid infections then the situation isn't that bad.

2/8/2025, 11:07:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

This is on pointfor thos moron. Remember if we don't count the number of covid infections then it's not so bad

2/8/2025, 11:05:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

I would guess she drowned?

2/8/2025, 11:04:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

I only found out recently that there is a raison one. I am 58.

31/7/2025, 9:02:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Good work.

31/7/2025, 12:41:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Which the vast majority of users haven't got a scooby about

31/7/2025, 11:51:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

So MS Excel is not a friggin database! I feel better now, thank you.

31/7/2025, 10:02:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

From the outside, the presidential pardon power has always seemed bizarre. Ford's pardon of Nixon set the path to today's corruption.

30/7/2025, 7:42:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Hello. I am a person in a film or television drama. I never say "goodbye" at the end of a telephone call.

28/7/2025, 11:38:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

So many good replies to this

26/7/2025, 11:54:55 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope M&S ban this shitbag from their stores

25/7/2025, 6:33:59 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Its gone the way of 3D TV. A gimmick

21/7/2025, 10:55:24 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

We got 30 mins into the first episode and gave up

20/7/2025, 6:08:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

His composition is always exquisite

18/7/2025, 7:17:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Des (@desdelboy.bsky.social) reposted

Morning all. Blackpool, England, 1994. Photograph by Martin Parr.

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18/7/2025, 5:53:52 AM | 205 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

My question as well!

17/7/2025, 6:09:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie Irwin (@jdirwinbooks.bsky.social) reposted

Wouldn't like to be in their choux

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16/7/2025, 9:41:18 AM | 1169 187 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/7/2025, 11:48:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Leaf it out!

16/7/2025, 9:02:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

The rest of the UK looking at Londons public transport system:

15/7/2025, 9:45:39 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Shocking stuff

15/7/2025, 7:06:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie (@stephknee.bsky.social) reposted

Unironically this is because of Brexit. The leave campaign convinced people that “doing your own research, not trusting experts” is heroic disruption - now we’re all suffering

13/7/2025, 12:30:18 PM | 17 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't blame you.

11/7/2025, 12:11:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice. They're fetching a tidy price on Ebay.

11/7/2025, 11:21:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

This was a great listen and format. Looking forward to more episodes

10/7/2025, 7:47:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

oh do fuck off

9/7/2025, 5:17:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

thats the one!

8/7/2025, 10:15:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

pic taken in his prime

8/7/2025, 10:12:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Also theres got to be an ITV series in the planning about this story

8/7/2025, 10:11:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

BBC will no longer broadcast high-risk performances

A blue peter presenter standing between a pair of enormous door knockers
6/7/2025, 7:44:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

I love football and I love LFC, but at times like this, I am struck by how silly my obsession is, and a break from it all seems warranted.

6/7/2025, 7:29:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Brace yourselves: Casablanca. I've tried numerous times to get through it but find it dull. I like old films so it's not about its age etc.

6/7/2025, 3:05:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted

Mural of Statue of Liberty in shame unveiled in France the day before 4th of July

4/7/2025, 1:32:08 PM | 35664 11117 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social)

A touching, personal tribute from Henderson

4/7/2025, 2:39:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Really well said, Sophie

3/7/2025, 9:33:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

What a tragedy. Shocking, terrible news.

3/7/2025, 8:45:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

brilliant

2/7/2025, 10:06:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

There's no integrity to inpune

2/7/2025, 7:39:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thomas I-G (@thomasig.bsky.social) reposted

Just raise taxes and reform the tax system. Ffs.

1/7/2025, 7:41:55 PM | 92 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Just looked it up. See what you mean

1/7/2025, 4:11:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Ford hilariously market this monstrosity as a "compact" pickup

1/7/2025, 2:58:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Promising. Looks like it runs closer to the excellent source short story rather than the pantomime of the Schwarzenegger film.

1/7/2025, 2:52:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Obviously meant #Glastonbury2025

28/6/2025, 8:44:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social)

#Glastonbury, if RAYE doesn't get the next Bond film theme, there should be riots in the streets #Bond #glastonbury2024

28/6/2025, 8:36:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Should go down well with the notoriously iliberal, right-wing, bigoted Glastonbury audience.

28/6/2025, 6:41:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

the crowd at Rods Glastonbury set

an empty field
27/6/2025, 6:12:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes,yes, and yes.

26/6/2025, 12:09:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes!

26/6/2025, 12:07:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Never understood the appeal of them tbh

23/6/2025, 8:32:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

The country could do itself an enormous favour by following the city of Liverpool and boycotting this shitrag into well-deserved oblivion

23/6/2025, 12:32:04 PM | 19 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sorcha Ní Nia (@luiseach.bsky.social) reposted

This kind of prank is just absolutely glorious stuff. Perfection. 19/10. No notes

A photo of a person wearing a completely deadpan expression with a very large bald cap and glasses
23/6/2025, 11:06:04 AM | 49 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burntcobra.bsky.social (@burntcobra.bsky.social) reply parent

Certainly fucking looks like you are

22/6/2025, 1:40:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick Pettigrew (@nick-pettigrew.bsky.social) reposted

The funeral service will be on Saturday some time between 8am and 8pm. abcnews.go.com/amp/US/wireS...

22/6/2025, 1:36:27 PM | 158 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Olly Richards (@ollyrichards.bsky.social) reposted

21/6/2025, 8:02:51 AM | 36 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moose Allain (@mooseallain.bsky.social) reposted

What do you call a baby shark? Diddums

20/6/2025, 2:44:13 PM | 112 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Graeme Swanson (@swansonian.bsky.social) reposted

Would be fascinated to meet the person who thinks Iran is in Norfolk.

A map of the world apart from the American continents allegedly showing where in the world Americans think Iran is if they had to guess.
20/6/2025, 3:40:40 PM | 316 90 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Simon Pegg (@simonpegg.bsky.social) reposted

Local Community Facebook group playing a BLINDER today with this #FacebookNews /and yes, it IS a genuine enquiry

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20/6/2025, 8:00:04 PM | 48 10 | View on Bluesky | view