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Funniest poster ever. Yes please
Ah, ok :). Thx. Honestly, don't know why all countries don't use it. Super convenient.
Also the UK, Switzerland, Germany, New Zealand, South Korea and others.
Uh.. Canada uses mail in voting...
Hello. I am a character in any tv or movie and I never need to pee when I wake up in the morning.
I just want to say that releasing the MLK files is yet another attempt to distract from Epstein. I'm sure the JFK files will be next. Then more on Roswell, etc.
Fuck the MagaRats who are so gleeful about cute-naming a concentration camp for shits and giggles. A concentration camp! Let it sink in.
Perfectly encapsulates Dear Leader Syndrome.
Why? 1/is it going to impact his personal bottom line? 2/what could he do on his own from DC that he couldn't with the sheer numbers of senior staff traveling with him? Let's be honest, likely yes to #1 and pffft to #2
Let's make today about the guy we'd really like to see run for a 3rd term.
Surely he was kidding. Please.
Omg. It's John Belushi in Animal House!
Omg. Delicious.
Spill the tea, girl!!! Couldn't enjoy this more than if I'd invented it myself. A tad surprised it's happened so soon though.
Hahaha
Dear companies: Kindly fuck off with the constant request to review the cookies I've set up on your website. If I've done it once, I'm not changing my mind. Hint: drop in a button that says "Not Changing My Mind"
Exactly what I was thinking... please Dems don't effin open your arms to Elon.
Well ma'am/sir, on this truck, we have room for 32 people, OR 26 people and 10 dogs and 6 cats, OR 14 people and 20 dogs and 12 cats. Please choose. And remember this is an EVACUATION, not a leisurely packing up in anticipation of vacation.
Why does anyone think an unemployed squatter has an opinion we want to listen to?
Not a chance. He's too cowardly to set up a young unproven kid. Now if it had been an army sniper...
Oh, the poor dear... she's looked into the royal finances as much as she can, given how murky they can be. Maybe she's just shit at her job, which is to freaking investigate.
Gotta love a leader who simply works to get things done, without the name calling or shit talking with slogans.
One could dream.
Frickin hilarious
Good job girlie :)
Meh. They'll be back to wearing Canadian flags on their bags.
Hahahaaaaa
Well, well, well. #Hillary and the private server drama vs Waltz and his staff use of Gmail for government communication. Does this mean weeks of investigation? Snapping right on the heels of Signalgate. Oh the hubris.
Don't forget that 45 to 50% of people do NOT support the turnip. 45 to 50 of the people who voted in the last election. Big difference.
This perfectly encapsulates the disparity in how Elon feels and how we feel...
What a dream, to protect free speech. Too bad no one thought of enshrining it into the constitution. Oh, wait...
Nothing seems to be a conflict of interest with this administration.
He can come to Canada. Happy to have doctors of this caliber.
So, who's going to do it? Americans do it every day and are pretty good at it. Who's going to just do it?
Have FUN!!!!! #Anonymous
This!!!
Huh. FRee speech... isn't that one of core values of the Freedummies?
Hahaha
Hey. He said the thing. That Ukraine started the war. Fuck Trump.
If you want to hype the Gulf of Mexico, do a search in Google and when the wrong name ones up, register a error correction. Better yet, remove Google from all your searches and use Firefox or Duckduckgo on all your devices. Nobody needs Google anymore.
Omg. Funniest thing I've read all week!
Fuck Matt Gaetz and the pig he rode in on.
Just had to disabuse some of my republican friends of the notion that Carrie Underwood is suing The View. People! Perplexity is your friend. As is mediabias.com
My question to the anti woke soldiers is, are you angling to be free to say the n-word again? To use 'retard' again? If not, why not? Because that's woke language. The only difference being those have sat longer on our no-speak list.
This is because they weren't caught flat-footed with the win like first time around.
Holy shit! Is Musk so social unaware with that nazi salute or is he hyper aware of what that would mean?
Just in case there was some doubt 😅
With Project 2025 architect Russell Vought helming the Trump White House’s budget office, Medicare and Social Security could take massive damage—despite Trump’s campaign pledge not to harm either program. Your reminder that Project 2025 was always the MAGA Agenda.
Can you imagine? Breaking news! China says it WILL buy the USA, and if it's not for sale (which it is), they'll simply take over. What defcon would the country be at? But it's ok for Denmark (Greenland) or Canada.
I propose we band together, buy the patents for old Kenmore appliances (super durable) and start manufacturing dumb non-digital fantastic appliances again. I freaking hate appliances which presume to tell me how to wash/dry clothes and dishes.
You want me to spell 'insane'? I can do that. I'm the best speller of all time. When I was in school my 5th grade teacher told me she'd never seen a speller like me. Never. I've always been the best speller. Nobody has ever been better than me spelling words. Better than everyone. See what I did?
I have Republican friends who would love to be organ donors but won't because the fear that some prisoner might get a free kidney stops them from potentially helping the many non-incarcerated adults and kids they could be helping. Fml.
Frumpy's continual disrespect of Canada by referring to the PM as a governor etc is simple to breakdown. It's easy for a bully to come up with nicknames for individuals (Little Marco anyone), but it's too hard to do the same with countries. Dumb Denmark just doesn't cut it. So high-school.
Best halftime show in pretty much a decade... including super bowls obviously. Beyonce nails it with a mix of old and new, and stunning visuals.
Preach, babe.
What a great example of the power of AI
Well, don't worry. PP will only say something if it rhymes and is less than 3 words. The guy must have been addicted to jingles growing up.
So, as Trump's first round picks fall by the wayside, who will fulfill Darth Leader's "I have the best people" roles?
Bluesky just got mentioned by Whoopie at the View as the site that people are fleeing X for.
Touting Oz for this post is just fine. After all, his show was just a shill piece for quackery (remember all the weight loss pieces), so he's well trained to apply snake oil ideas to a Trump administration.
The requirements to be in Trumps cabinet: absolutely loyalty and a history of sexual impropriety (at least). Question is, how come Marjorie SporkToes hasn't gotten a job yet?
Pretty funny AND fitting that this incel nazi is doled out the same scary consequences he's been meting out on social media. Hey... YOUR House, My Meeting Place, donkey. tribune.com.pk/story/250881...
Frickin Iraq. Age of consent for girls at 9. Sure. 9 year old girls will do anything to get out of class.
Yep.
Holy man... where is the sanity button, people?
Ty
Word.
For Republicans only... are you a Trumper or are you a Republican? If you're a Trumper, we know how you're voting, but if you're a Republican, vote for democracy. Vote for the country.
Luckily it's only a weekday. In a mild weekend Hallowe'en we'd expect 800+. Expensive holiday lol.
Mildest Hallowe'en I've seen in a while. Hallowe'en Street is busy. Only 7 pm and we've already seen 210 kids.
Think he's hilarious. Glad he finally found his footing on his Late Late Show after a tough first year.
Frickin men. Doesn't matter how much time passes in the continuum of sexual assault training and me too movements, they figure "I'm rich, and oh so smart, so I can get away with it".
When you're asking an AI to provide you with information, one assumes it's using any and all tools available for it to scrape from. And Perplexity does cite it's sources unlike many other AI tools.
Look, what Trump did was basically shoot a commercial. They got a McDonalds to close for a day, rehearsed the staff and did run-throughs of the drive through folks. Exactly like a commercial. Come on.
So the question is @caseyjohnston, are you still on Xitter? And if so, why?
I have just the sacrifice.
Well sure... imagine a democratic government hiking up those stock prices so the little guy can't get in at the ground floor anymore! Shameful.
The bad cops have to be taken off the force. Always. Read Malcolm Gladwell's Million-Dollar Murray from Feb 13, 2006
Hahaha
I thought his wife WAS born in the USA
Why the frick aren't the moderators using the mic switch when Trumptie Dump goes on and on and on?
Been to Mammoth and loved it, and it was VERY cool!
Im extrapolating the perfect slogan from Bill Clinton's speech... "Vote for Trump: Four More Years of Speeches about Crowd Size". Hahaha
Stunning
Eeeeuuu... the Tom Cruise commercial at the Olympics.
Stunningly hilarious and perfect response!!!
Stinking hot today... played 18, showered and changed into DRY golf clothes and heading out for another 9. Thank God for carts and COLD beer.
I get why ego says it's so tempting to stay on Xitter (oooo, look how many followers I have), but after White Dudes for Harris was banned after raising 4 million, come on y'all.
Oh my. I guess it's fyl. Eeee.
Whoo boy. How did I mistakenly think it would take a few days before Repubs moved from ageism to racism. All these fools who are DEIing, and will never EVER pronounce her first name correctly, because, heck, why even pretend to be respectful.
Dead right.
Thx for the recommendation
Isn't the rw using "woke" like they used the word "communist" in the 50s and 60s just to describe anything they don't agree with?
What if fully electric cars had solar panels on their roof and hood to pick up extra power on the side.
Love Bill Maher, but the constant lip smaking he does when disgusted sure casts him as an old, get off my porch, man.
Well, if that's what he's into, there are those who love an ass lickin'
Hey media... do you suppose you could all stop saying 'X, formerly Twitter" If some listening doesn't know this, they never will and don't care.
Omg. I KNOW people like this. Yeesh, I'm going to bed and pull the covers over my head until December.
Don't taper lol... ots an addiction. Cold turkey, baby.