the most accurate post about being a boy ages 12-14
the most accurate post about being a boy ages 12-14
dude
was always anti AI slop and garbage but over the last few days it's really ramped up. i am now a super saiyan AI hater
Absolutely cooked.
Hello it’s me Sam Altman I have a zillion dollar idea it’s a chat bot that tells teenagers to kill themselves and you can generate csam with it and it poisons the air and water and it’s wrong most of the time and we’re going to put it in your refrigerator and stuff 👍 I need more money for this btw
please put sam altman and his stupid face in jail forever
no dude
I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
Hi, I'm Andrew Cuomo. I'm sorry I groped your mom and killed your grandma, but if you give me a fifteenth chance, I promise to throw you out of your apartment.
dinosaur sr.
peak health is looking like your head is about to explode literally any second
ban crypto hth
always forget Chicago's Little Lady, always gets a laugh lol
My bereaved family: Can't believe he's gone. But now, with the power of technology, we can ask him what he thinks about current events My distorted face glitching on a screen: ToyYotathon Is hERE
here's a perfect image to piss off literally everyone bravo
would've been less offensive to dig up his corpse and interview that
did a literal lol. the whole world going on and this is what you're reporting on
lucille, wanter of french fries
if he took warmup swings with it then he's the new frank thomas
pluto tv rocks. i'm trying to finish 28 days later and whenever i hit resume or start over it shows me billy crystal hitting softballs in when harry met sally
All the dire implications notwithstanding it is hilarious how evil this technology is. Billions of dollars spent on this greasy lying stupid thing that was literally built to replace people, and everyone that uses it gets weaker, lazier, dumber, and sadder for having done so. Well done all around.
blew out two hearts because he couldn't scroll his ass down to the salads section at chili's lmao or, you know, make one himself
should've ordered more chili's
🎵 i'm going off the rails on the stinky train 🎵
Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
bring this shit back!!
on the way to a yankee game i gave my seat up on the subway to todd barry. probably related: they won that day
it's the all star game, who cares how it ends lol. you could end it with a hot dog eating contest it doesn't matter. in fact, that's how they probably should end it!
Not sure about this new Andrew Cuomo ad
god he sucks lol
Every piece of evidence seems to further confirm that the attacks on Mamdani are driven by an elitist out of touch group of unpopular weirdos
let's goooo
suck an ass, dipshit!
he's right!
great stuff
I've been banging this drum for years now, I know, but Zohran's Big Night is a clear illustration of the power of giving people a vision of the future that boldly contradicts the rhetoric of Republican fearmongers. Not just "disagrees on policies," but actively paints a different image of the world.
"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
go zohran, go new york, fuck andrew cuomo
Pretty amazing that a former president will sit quietly as one of his successors orders US troops into American cities and ships innocent people off to concentration camps—but feels compelled to speak up when a fellow HR nightmare is at risk of losing to another member of the same party.
stay cool out there!
This is all a distraction from gambling. Keep gambling
bizarre photo
The Times questioning Zohran’s experience kinda just boils down to ideology & racism but the idea of 33 being too young to hold a major political office is so funny. If he was a CEO of a startup that produced something worse than nothing they’d write a glowing feature on his new bold ideas.
THINGS THAT ARE COOL AS HELL
“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
nice lie, dumbass
No kings in Queens. #nokings
Have you ever used the Internet? YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION
RIP big dog
this clip is a pretty perfect ad for zohran lol
We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
had a real laugh scrolling down the timeline seeing the protests in LA, everything getting bleaker etc., then "the original cast of hamilton reunites"
Happy Pride month!! 🏳️🌈
morge sampson
i’m here you fuckaas bitch
baseball continues to be undefeated
it would be cool if elon faced any kind of repercussion for anything ever
Phillies memorialized the POOP scorebug
put him in the yankee hall of fame
social media wants you to eat a big shit eric!
popeye! hello popeye!!
reno
looks like there's plenty of room on the bandwagon. go knicks
I'm not religious but I genuinely find this stuff blasphemous. the dead must be allowed to rest we are using AI to pervert culture at an unimaginable pace, no reverence, all thoughtless sacrilege. this is corporate degeneracy. this is cultural and spiritual rot
Happy May the Fourth to this canon event only
after getting drafted by the browns: "every team in the league that passed on me is officially on notice, including the browns"
after getting drafted by the browns: "every team in the league that passed on me is officially on notice, including the browns"
are we supposed to feel bad for her or something, who cares
If you’ve ever wondered why he loves H1B Visas so much, this is it
can't remember the last time i saw a joke on here. everything's fucked!
These stories landed today, within 11 hours of each other. This presidential administration is a clear and present danger to the American people.
coward, eat shit, resign
firing yourself, the ultimate firing
There's a reason ICE agents wear masks in the street. From Kristi Noem's war-crime propaganda to the airport officers harassing innocent tourists, the MAGA deportation regime is not just immoral but increasingly criminal Someday, there must be justice. My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/comm...
the very same!
lucille, the gremlin
a praise chorus kicks ass good list
you fuckin suck chuck
I think it's very important to note that when you want to run human misery like a business--a business based on rounding up people to ship them to a country they aren't from to work in forced labor camps--you're a slaver. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
widdle baby man scared of twains!!
when do we march on washington
would've said he's 50-55 good god
did this when my high school had us register to vote, people came to our house for years to get me to sign petitions to get their insane right wing freak on a ballot lol
can't do all that dairy
Come check out my economic policy Wallop Myself in the Dick and Balls Nonstop Over and Over Again. If you notice the walloping, I will triple the walloping of my dick and balls. At the end my dick and balls will feel good somehow. How does this work? I will not elaborate.
Every so often, it just comes back to me in full force. The political and economic order that allowed this man to come to power is obviously no longer tenable. The leaders who let it happen obviously have to be replaced. This is an epoch defining failure and we have to turn the page completely.
rest in piss you fuck
and there it goes lmaoooo
go cory booker, a post i'm sure i will delete in due time
this is what the internet is supposed to be
it was a good 10-15 minutes on the south side but better luck next year
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they got cotton candy grapes on sale in the front, primo shit
look at that fucked up dog
lmao
zero brain activity in that dead-eyed head of his
yessickos.jpg www.nytimes.com/2025/03/20/u...