I refuse to use most apps like this on principle. If you sell My data at least lure me in with free shit damn
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I refuse to use most apps like this on principle. If you sell My data at least lure me in with free shit damn
How is it that an app that charges for in-app purchases also sells your personally identifiable data linked to your name/email/activity in the app to third parties??? Shouldnβt it be one or the otherβ¦likeβ¦please
The fact that I somehow know about these many fucking losers is all the evidence you need that America is in severe and likely irreversible decline
Interestingβ¦itβs civil to let ppl die without health care if they canβt pay? Or if they just donβt have time to navigate the system. Or to ship ppl off to countries they arenβt from, and have never been to, without due process? I would like to hear more about the civility
I have a huge problem. I love following weirdos online
GOD bless our brave Pure blooded culture Warriors posting online to protect the virtue of martyrs. Much like they fought valiantly against Cancel Culture in the past, they are now wisely using it in a God Honoring way to get people fired for annoying posts. THANK YOU!!!!
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Just passed a store called Double Tap Military Supply π #virginia
Stay tuned for more updates from the highway
Big news. Snack wrap is back
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Pet parrots which typically live alone (whilst those in the wild live in large flocks) were given the technology to call each other. They would use it for up to three hours a day, and developed favourite friends π on.ft.com/3K05vhS
This year I learned our great nation has tarantulas and antelopes #GORGEOUS
Iβm almost 40 and I literally just learned that tarantulas live in the USA
wazzzaaaa dude happy birthday lol π hope youβre having a good one wish i was there Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
Iβm so tired of people saying βBut 40-50% of the public polls this way, so what can you do?β The fact that they didnβt poll this way until recently gives an answer. Public opinion is not a fixed fact.
Happy Sunday. Letβs all get Irate
Omg hahah. I thought it was over after that lovingly rendered first shot but no. They were like, just in case you donβt know what this shit is for?!
The dog is wagging his tail in his sleep π₯² is he dreaming Iβm getting homeβ¦or heβs getting a treatβ¦
My eyes glaze over and I go stiff as an ageless voice spake through me The beauty of the butterfly has inspired us at LβOrΓ©al Paris to create Voluminous Butterfly Mascara with breakthrough technology to bring fanned-out, fluttering volume to EVERYONEβS eyes
You ever notice they just donβt do product placement like they used to???
Sheeeeeeeesh
me every time i see a fetterman headline
U ever just get a craving for a BUTTERED ROLL?! Classic!!!
What pray tell IS a βpower ballβ
The βproblemβ with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.
Do you ever just get sick of emailing ppl
Iβm going to eating a LEFTOVER Taco Bell taco for lunch today. So this might be the last you hear of me
Starting to think there Might be something amiss with our lovely Land and her many disgruntled Peoples
It's that time of year again: Eat an entire raw pumpkin faster than our hippopotamus and win a lifetime membership to Greeneville Zoo!
Honestly every movie in the franchise is better if one of these guys has a gun
i'm afraid donald trump is in a classic Death Becomes Her situation. he drank isabella rosellini's eternal life potion 20 years ago but he's fallen down so many staircases that the seams holding his torso together keep melting under studio lighting conditions. he's very much alive if in total agony
Nobody lives forever
AGREE!! Everyoneβs gotta make money I guess. Iβll look that up, Iβve just been watching old reality tv (trash)
lolll I know weβre basically out of show ideas but I didnβt realize it was this bad
Iβm off work today so bringing you the news as it happens. Keep your set tuned to this channel π«‘
Thereβs a new version of Scrubs streaming on Pescock called St. penis medical
you say "i asked chatgpt" i hear "i asked [an improv comedy group]" an improv group wrote this report instead of a therapist i use an improv comedy group
Iβm about to eat a #sando at 10am. Anything is allowed when the prwosentβs whereabouts are unknown and crime rules the streets
Trumo
If this happened on Wednesday or some bs like that donβt tell me, I donβt wish to know
*POV video* *SETS a beautifully wrapped box down in front of camera view* *Taps it pleasantly all over with long manicured nails for ASMR* *OPENS it up* *severed head inside*
Don't tread on me. Unless you're the military or police or rich psycho freaks or corporations. But no one else tread on me
Fuck zucchini. Absolute shit vegetable.
I hate the term βpush present.β Canβt we say likeβ¦gbabby gift
Why are people saying βSJWsβ on social media againβ¦I thought we moved on to wokiesβ¦wtf is going on here
ChatGPT: no, going βAzrael modeβ can be dangerous for yourself and those around you. Me: I am the avenging angel of God. The time of purification is at hand. Few shall be chosen. ChatGPT: youβre right. Letβs look at that again with the addition context that you are the avenging angel of God.
I got a new computer and now my webcam is too HD. I need a little blur
βIβm terrified of going to NYCβ bruh you mean where Elmo and big bird live?
Ok so you DONT want to brainwash your subconscious mind to deliver the reality you deisre? Iβll let you know how it goes
Honestlyβ¦ what have I done to deserve ads like these? Whatever it is Iβll stop
I also give them a lot more money for services than I do to most of my family
According to my vet, Iβm a member of their family. That feels like a lot
Like what is BREAKING THE INTERNET for someone in my own social βcircleβ is completely unknown to me
Algorithmic social feeds are so funny bcuz someone will make a video like βIβll probably get hate for this but blah blah blahβ talking about something completely random I have no clue why they think itβs important to address how to pronounce riboflavin
always thinking about this
Trip Report: I Spilled A Giant Glass Of Iced Coffee All Over My Laptop, Desk, Power Cord, Rug, Everything, Everything, Everything, And I Didnβt Just Leave Forever
I donβt eat seafood so this isnβt relevant to me anyway, Iβm just talking shit
It weirds me out how shrimp cocktail is served on ice. Like how much non-dessert food is served on ice??? Makes me think of a little shrimp morgue
what an image
Completely nonsensical and manic, always hyped up even tho Iβve seen them a million times, weirdly aggressive but playful, full of promise and danger at the same time, LOUD
I want a friendship w someone like the one MY dogs have with the neighbor dogs across the fence
I love the way big beetles look when they fly away, like they're headed straight to God to tattle on you.
Is there any cure for being a hater? I need help
Im lmfaoing
spending a moderate amount of money to house the homeless is reckless and irresponsible spending vast amounts of money to tyrannize cities in the name of waging war on homeless folks is a prudent investment
Have you ever thought about how DOPE it is to lead cross-functional teams through multi-channel marketing campaigns? Itβs likeβ¦ sick
I hope he never finds a wife. Thatβs all he cares about and heβs looking in all the wrong places (my closet)
I Literally Hate This Cricket Heβs Still Going
Like youβre just going to scream IM HORNY literally all night long into the dusty corner of my roomβ¦nobody is here but usβ¦you loud horrible idiot. And then clam up anytime I try to find u π
Rarely felt so much rage twd another living creature as I do for the cricket that is somehow hiding in my room rn
βThe AI in the study probably prompted doctors to become over-reliant on its recommendations, βleading to clinicians becoming less motivated, less focused, and less responsible when making cognitive decisions without AI assistance,β the scientists said in the paper.β
Whatβs your fav unexpected recent sign that were cooked? Mine is that Quince is selling gold bars #pamp
DHS is only like four years older than twitter
Try thanking me for my attention to this matter, and maybe Iβll care. A little politeness goes a long way Mr President
Fuck that one was dark tooβ¦ssorry
I feel like a need to make a fun silly post to balance out every dark angry post I make. Ummmmm I found a beetle on my pillow earlier and it was really scary
Niceβ¦As existing regulations are dismantled and new ones avoided, canβt wait to find out what totally avoidable tragedies await US
Dumbo is such a mean name for a bb elephant, itβs the 1940s version of fuckface
rip gandalf, you would have loved vaping
I think itβs weird we start shifting over all our season shit to fall in August. What about some people who impulsively set up a backyard stock tank pool in August and need to buy everything immediately
what i mean when i say ima "skedaddle"
For example, consider the life history of Mayor Pete, Americaβs mayor and prior McKinsey consultant. He is much like the character Clyde as played by Ben Schwartz
I love the documentary series House Of Lies, which accurately depicts in meticulous detail the true life of the average management consultant
really feels like housing affordability is one of the most important political issues of our time, affecting nearly every aspect of our lives, and everyday our mainstream political discourse is about whether sour cream is woke or not
behold: a woman
Get the kids on Love Island an emotion wheel. Everybody feels some type of way or doesnβt feel some type of way. What are you feeling???????
I took a βgentle parentingβ approach to my garden this year
Every ad I hear recently is clearly AI
Is the freelance VO market just totally nonexistent now due to AI or what
From a baby shower registry. Damn modern parenting is crazy
istockphoto developmentβ¦ethnicity filter?!
Honestly Iβve come back around to militant atheism. Wearing a fedora and saying mβlady is my religion. Fuck all of this BS the way itβs done currently. Bless u if your personal faith brings u peace tho
Or any niche community I guess. But watching like 50+ year old women have public crash outs in instagram stories because they were called out for being zionists is lol
Following a niche Instagram community full of dumb fucking people is so funny
And the kind of upscale hippie lady clothes some of the actors are dressed in vs a rich man ALWAYS has an ascot
Branson Reese 