“do you know how LONG it takes this coat to dry???”
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“do you know how LONG it takes this coat to dry???”
acid loop?
you never know, could be an easter thing
oh geez
i just saw a sign advertising apples where someone either had some fun, or gave up, because it read “WE HAVE GRAVENSTEINSNGSNS”
i’m such a fan of rural roadside letter board signs i don’t know what it is but they have a certain charm to them, especially when they are old and missing letters for example i often drive by a church sign that reads “EEK THE LORD”
massive, extremely well-curated PCRF benefit compilation from @heavenlypophits.bsky.social. just outstanding curation here. make a donation and send a confirmation email screenshot to nick@koop.org
yeah rofl i’ve seen what can happen to a dog butt after a salt water snack
why does it move! what is under there! it can’t be trusted
can’t even drink it! tricky water
ocean! it’s the bay of fundy
not a fan of waves, or water really
the beach boy
“we should privatize utilities” a truck should land on you
Ugh I hate doing this part of comics. Ugh I hate doing THIS part. Ugh I HATE doing this part. "Why don't you do literally anything else" WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!!! I LOVE COMICS I WOULD DIE FOR THEM
sure, nova scotia power got hacked and the private information of its customers including SINs were stolen, and sure, they’ve been over billing us for the last few months, and yeah, we’re getting a rate increase soon, but at least we have no other option for electricity
today is the 4 year anniversary of the day mac came home, i can’t believe it’s already been that long i love this goober ✨
dang! it’s so good!
where did you get that hat i need to know for reasons
today is the 4 year anniversary of the day mac came home, i can’t believe it’s already been that long i love this goober ✨
OH NO mac look out
this photo cracks me up he looks so proud of his french heritage
"Hello. I'm looking for a suitable heir to leave my fortune to"
this photo cracks me up he looks so proud of his french heritage
I have this
omg
what the hell!
yessss!!
huge same. i know nothing lol my house’s guts are a mystery to me and every day i pray something does not break because i am a clueless child of an adult
we have a wealth of bored but skilled retirees in this province, bless them haha
because your choices are between a company with a fleet of dodge ram trucks covered in decals who will scam you, or a 70 year old man who doesn’t know about email and can only be contacted through a friend of a friend’s uncle and will do a perfect job for forty dollars
it’s becoming clear to me that “knowing a guy” is an extremely important life skill when you own a house
ha ha fortunately we did this all through a larger hardware store company so the new contractors are doing their best to make what they can fit, and ordering new windows at no cost to us
good morning to the contractor who measured all sixteen windows in my house incorrectly before folding his company and moving across the country to do other things, probably a good choice
omg what a goofball
here you go :) www.lieswithincomic.com/comic/page-335
oh to be a big fluffy dog, napping in a morning sun beam
it's 15°C 🎃🦇🍂💜👻🕷️🕸️🎃🍂👻🦇💜🎃🦇🍂👻🕷️💜🕸️🎃🍂👻🦇🎃🦇🍂👻🕷️💜🕸️🎃🍂👻💜🦇🎃🦇🍂👻🕷️🕸️🎃💜🍂👻🦇🎃🦇💜🍂👻🕷️🕸️🎃🍂👻🦇🎃🦇🍂👻🕷️🕸️🎃🍂👻🦇🎃🦇🍂👻🕷️💜🕸️🎃🍂👻🦇💜🎃🦇🍂👻🕷️💜🕸️🎃🍂👻🦇🎃💜🦇🍂👻🕷️💜🕸️🎃🍂👻🦇🎃🦇🍂👻🕷️🕸️🎃💜🍂👻🦇🎃🦇💜🍂👻🕷️🕸️🎃🍂💜👻🦇🎃💜🦇🍂👻🕷️🕸️🎃💜🍂👻🦇💜
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the slipper man
We’re just innocent men
Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies. I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.
My newest comic, the Goosebumps Monster Blood graphic novel, is out today. Please call your local library about it, and if you see it at the store, point at it in a funny way.
fr stop doing this to people's names! They're not on here namesearching so you are just breaking people's mute lists!
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
we're having all of our windows replaced, work started today, and i planned to be keeping the dog out of the house through the week. unfortunately the guy who measured our windows, did it wrong, and none of them fit ;,)
suddenly have my work week back after preparing to be displaced from my office for a lot of it so at least there's that
cuuute
i am going through it today pals lol
rats CAN give you hantavirus though so honestly if you touch or are touched by a wild animal, go to the doctor
we'd be done
that one reddit post about rabies has lodged itself into my brain and won't leave me until i am dead, not unlike rabies
worth noting: you always die from rabies. there is no not dying from rabies
no!!!
for one, what a weird thing to be doing and for two, are people just able to film the white house like this
are we SURE sure this isn’t AI
i am sad for this meal :(
i have a question is the corn supposed to be cold also
he’s a great pyrenees!
he’s a good boy!!!
burrowing!!
i love it when pets just get into a mood, absolute goofballs
hahaha
me, half awake: what is that sound??? the fuzzy one man band:
mac was snoozy all day yesterday, and i imagine it was because the night before he was overheard downstairs playfully snorting and digging at his bed at midnight, all by himself absolutely silly dude
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
economist here! gate keeping the bigots is not funny. companies only do this when they are in extreme distress
won't somebody think of the Company
HEY i have t-shirts for such an occasion (what occasion you ask??? all of them) byelacey.threadless.com
of course, steampunk, where everyone is mad
portrait of a dog who heard a noise
you can see on the floor where his drooly jowls were resting
portrait of a dog who heard a noise
treasure hunt let’s gooo
dang the UK! well, then, thank you so very much 🙏🏻 i will put your generosity to good egg use!!
extremely tempted to buy tickets to the b52s + devo concert, i won’t but i am tempted
nice!!
haha true
she just a lil birdyyy
happy rookieday
ooooh i love a good milky soft drink! yess!
“maybe it will happen today” - early 21st century american proverb
just another sexy ass Saturday morning, at the emergency vet because my dog ate two corn cobs!!! How have dogs survived to this point given how much they love eating things that kill them!!! Anyway this would be a great time for lots of people to buy my bumper stickers
ears…
Doomscrolling is a lot more fun when you're rooting for the doom
listen I ain’t gonna believe nothing until I hear it from Dean and Cas
🙏🏻
why is everyone drawing the star wars ghoul with his butt out
that’s him
pantaloons is good!!
he’s quite a guy! i love sharing him!
ikea spring 2026 collection
depends on his mood. sometimes he tolerates being leaned on, sometimes not! i don’t think he actually enjoys it though haha he just tolerates it
forever obsessed by how the fur on his hind legs sort of make him look like he’s wearing furry jodhpurs
important snoozing happening right now
big eyes
my dog won't stop FRACKING he spends all of his free time FRACKING
what a fun crown!!!
