Nothing like being sick and unable to get cold medicine that actually works because the pharmacy is closed for Labor Day and the DEA IS A BUNCH OF FUCKING CORRUPT FASCISTS!!!
Nothing like being sick and unable to get cold medicine that actually works because the pharmacy is closed for Labor Day and the DEA IS A BUNCH OF FUCKING CORRUPT FASCISTS!!!
Now THIS is what we've been asking for. Well done!
Would to skip two lines and add "... bitch"
Assuming you're not being sarcastic: Wait until Craig Russell learns about batteries
The fuck is a cubic ton?
Given the sheer volume of guns out there, and the fact that most gun owners will never use them against another person, we need to focus on potential mass shooters. Domestic violence is a common correlate with mass shooters.
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Well, it might help if some of those dumbass politicians weren't fighting to make all guns of any kind legal.
Even the Heller decision says you can regulate, BUT you are absolutely correct that you need precise language. And a court that doesn't ignore that precise language.
Nothing. Fuck, Steve Scalise got shot and nearly killed with an AR-15 and he won't try to ban them.
It still amazes me how athletic Keaton was.
I'm reminded of the apocryphal engineer who still uses a dot matrix printer because it can't be hacked from the outside and keeps a shotgun or baseball bat in case it makes an unfamiliar sound.
Oh for the love of... Never thought YOU of all people would disappoint me, Senator, but I am so disappointed. The Orange Felon is trying to normalize military occupation of American cities and you're talking about this shit? And working with his fellow traitors? WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'LL MANAGE?!?
Don’t give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
Yep. "Worst person you know just made an excellent point" just doesn't work with the Orange Shitgibbon.
He is, in that he's full of bugs and not ready to be exposed to the public.
He's missing the point that, even if it's a good idea in general, it's not a good idea NOW.
🙌 fer da THOMPERS!
HOOOOONK-shoo, HOOOOONK-shoo
Who? The Traveling Wilburys were Nelson, Otis, Lucky, Lefty, and Charlie Jr. Everybody knows that. Heck, they included the whole family tree and history in the liner notes of Vol. 2.
Would be good for Gov Moore to come out and say, "The HELL I did!"
Hey, man, don't punt on this one.
Forget it Mike, he's an asshole hack.
Quisling. Treacherous. Squealer.
*ahem* Blood BAG, thank you.
James Dobson dead at 89. More proof that the evil seem to live forever.
The right to arm bears.
Hell, Columbus was considered brutal at the time.
I don't know how far you've gotten, but there's one enemy death that is SOOO satisfying, based on the current world.
That and the guts hanging over the belts.
Are there physical fitness at these agencies? I'm asking because if there are, this implies they're not really agents, recent deputies at most.
Same with Thiel and a bunch of those other parasites
Something to do with Texas hold 'em?
No, he said he knows where she ISN'T.
Fuck that, I don't want him.
Well if Johnny Football thinks so...
Those poor bunnies!
They should be asking Bonn Scott, then.
Unlike the Stork, he actually is brain-damaged.
Yep, Street Hawk. Replaced Airwolf.
Um, ew.
Bowel control issues, same as Trump.
Nah, dogs are too kindhearted to work for Trump.
Sho thoos remotecontroles hoo iz bosss!
Just like his mentor Putin.
Power up! Power up!
Given that she would have only answered questions and would not likely have volunteered anything damaging to Trump, this would be expected.
What the fuck?
A lack of a sport coat comes to mind, for some reason. And something about looking the other way during a sexual assault scandal, not sure where that's coming from.
Hmmm, you may be on to something there....
*citation needed*
I'd go with "Kiddy Diddler of the Roof", but yes
Wait a minute, I thought Medicare is barred BY LAW from negotiating for drug prices.
Well blow me down!
8 weeks for 55 people? Come back with 5500 people for a year, then we'll talk.
Fuck Brown
Or we could raise taxes on the wealthy, just saying. Seriously, whoever wrote this, do you enjoy being a feckless fluffer for fascists?
Had they stayed, the damage could be inflicted. By leaving, they stop it, at least for now. This was something they could do. Isn't the usual complaint that they don't do anything?
That second image reminds of one from 80 years ago.
Unfortunately, Texas absolutely freezes. Causes massive power outages and kills people when it does, too.
Picture a toothbrush mustache on the guy. It's uncanny.
*scritches*
Can't, she drank it all. Kinda like how Keith Richards did all the drugs.
Yeah, but that's X. I mean, how much of the traffic there is bots? 75%
Makes more sense than "AI and robotics". I mean, not even "robots", which might be able to increase farm output or something (not that anyone has been able to do so yet), but "robotics", the study of robots?
Never thanked us for all the bombs
As always, even when naughty. Especially when naughty.
Well, considering the disasters the last "the best and the brightest" inflicted on this country, maybe they're already there.
No. Next question (not that you would need to ask me anything)?
How in the blue fuck is any of that considered fit for human consumption?!?
Well, duh!
April was when the tariffs started kicking in.
Hell, if she came out and bellowed "Silence, worms!" in a bad German accent, at least it would be funny.
Onlee a liddol? Pshaw!
Cleerly Momb hadd it comming
Hamas gained power in Gaza with Likud support to undercut the Palestinian Authority, and hasn't held an election since. Nothing Hamas did justifies genocide.
Oh, I wouldn't be surprised. And don't call me Shirley.
Screwball MUSICAL comedy, no less
Not the flex you think it is. Being bipartisan with fascists speaks poorly of you.
In the NYT no one knows you're a Nazi.
Too late. The motherfucker is 70+.
Jimi on guitar, Lemmy on bass, Freddie on keys. I'm sure Bonham, Moon, or Peart are around somewhere.
Thought the kitty was in black tie for a second there
No Best of Both Worlds?
Nah
No, ONLY the imaginary bits
The fact that Ozzy lived five years longer than Hulk Hogan speaks in favor of trying to be decent to others, methinks.
Somewhere, Ozzy and Lemmy are collaborating again, and that is a good thing.
I believe in speaking only good of the dead. Hulk Hogan is dead. Good.
Well, it's A model, just not a good, useful, or moral one.
He's a rapist himself, allegedly
Are you a moron, sir?
The next Democratic administration should pressure the relevant accreditation agency to withdraw it for Columbia. The cat is already out of the bag, so fuck 'em.
And a really bad spy for the Union, apparently
He's in one of the shorts on Disney+