I think it makes Noel Edmonds look like more of a twat than he usually is
Never knowingly underdressed grumpy old man trapped in the body of a middle aged one. Big fan of hats, Negroni’s and Spurs. Not so keen on the Woolwich Wanderers. Feck off with your Crypto shite. David Lynch and Stanley Kubrick stan.
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I think it makes Noel Edmonds look like more of a twat than he usually is
Careful not to over stimulate your Shatner’s Bassoon
These people should be targeting football clubs posing as a betting or crypto company, offering them $32m for front of shirt rights. They’d probably send their bank details in a heartbeat.
I don’t think so…Two countries can’t even agree on how a billion should be written down.
Almost as funny as the one I received purportedly from ‘Melania Trump’
Seems legit
Just when you thought Ratcliffe’s arms couldn’t get any shorter for his very deep pockets…
There’s an excellent documentary about Martin Parr on BBC4 if you’ve got nothing else to do. If you have, maybe catch it on iPlayer.
Right then. Signings done until January. If it clicks, looking like it could be fun to watch. Anyway, let’s get behind them. #UpTheSpurs
Bet they're staying in hotels, too.
In episode 2 of today’s middle class problems, I’ve forgotten to buy some edamame beans for my lunch salad… Fewmin!
It’s not like there’s a bit of previous in his family either
I’m cooking penne pasta right now. The packaging says 12 minutes. I’m like ‘fuck that! 8 or 9 tops’
Because crime
The ones near us were taken down a few weeks ago, but new ones have gone up. The lamp posts in my area are maintained by Hertfordshire CC not the local Broxbourne Council. Id be wary of doing it myself (or with a group of likeminded people) and rather let the council do their job.
For a state that punishes people for their gender and sexuality, they don’t seem to be too interested in actual fucking criminals given how many reside there.
Have a guess where he flew to the day he was rumbled. Go on, you’ll be surprised* *no you won’t
As @msyellowhat.bsky.social mentioned earlier, it’s worth checking with your local council, as you normally require a licence or permit to hang banners or flags from street furniture and you can guarantee they haven’t done that. If a permit is required, contact the council to remove them.
And so it begins
I might go as it’s the weekend Spurs are away to The Hamsters.
The draw for the 2nd Qualifying Round of the FA Cup has thrown up a huge(ish) clash. Enfield v Enfield Town
The only reason I can think of for him being there, is to plug his podcast.
There is a film about him
This seems important:
Today, in middle class problems...What to do with that £835k you've got lying about.
Dubai resident who recently went bankrupt owing Britain over a million pounds in tax, and who cannot legally be a director of a company for four years, wants your vote to make him Mayor of London so he can use the blockchain to "shape and change the face of politics."
Possibly the best @davidsquires.bsky.social strip.
Nah, just wasn't the demand I think. A few supermarkets used to sell it but they stopped a while ago. Not may pubs sold it, and those that did seem to have phased it out in favour of more UK based craft beers. Pity as the IPA was really nice.
Storm Dave. DAVE.
9% I don’t mind strong beers but they are very heavy and you can’t have too many. Also, can’t get Lagunitas to easily anymore here.
trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be
There’s quite a few St George flags gone up around where I live, however, I did see one the other day that had ‘Let’s kick the racism out of racists’ and I think that’s definitely a good idea.
That's not far from where my Mum and Dad live. Will have to pay it a visit.
Awful defending from Brighton. Marmoush has just bundled through 4 players and Haaland couldn’t miss from there.
This is the perfect description for it.
I mean, obviously this is a joke, but fuck me…28 years plus the time we were together before is a lot of my life She’s a fucking trooper for putting up with my shit for that long.
After 50+ years supporting Spurs, I could see this coming a mile away
If today wasn’t depressing enough, Mrs F has just reminded me that we got engaged 28 years ago today. Less for murder etc. etc.
Is that Hubris I hear knocking on my front door?
And out shit housed us by time wasting and feigning injury. It happens.
As much as I hate to see us lose, I’m over it already to be honest. Bad day at the office. It happens. Move along…
Sucks more than a Dyson vacuum cleaner, but it’s only football and it doesn’t matter in the big scheme of things
If we play like that again, I might
Complain about the ref if you like, but we were not good enough today. #UpTheSpurs
Squeezed one in just before kick off and I’ve managed to just about hold on to full time
No team has ever played better after their fans boo them.
I am regretting having 6 pre match pints though and the subsequent spelling mistakes that my posts will have
I’m not regretting this byhh by the way. #UpTheSpurs
Hmm…that was a sub optimal first half. Time to roll out David Lynch.
I used to go in to my old seat by the gates he was on.
😂
The jokes on Spurs as I’m not supposed to be in here. My mate who has a 1882 ticket gave the bloke on the door a wink and let me in.
Form a queue and I’ll think about it 😉
It’s the 1882 lounge bar. My mates seats are block 453. And it’s £2,500
That it’s the younger generation leading them is depressing but not unsurprising
I’ve moved to The Brickies. Spurs boozer heritage. Shame about the homophobic Ch£l$€a chants from the people in the garden though.
You never need a reason for Champagne.
🚨 my fitness tracker seems to think I’m having a heart attack Chill, buddy, I’m just off to see the love of my life
Him and Marinakis will be feisty
I’m not sure that having a pre-pints pint is going to be a good idea though.
I’m early. So early in fact that I am able to get in to The Corner Pin.
Also sometimes it’s someone impersonating the famous voice as it’s cheaper to hire a Hugh Dennis impressionist than the actual Hugh Dennis.
I’m trying to figure out how they fucked up the first G. They obviously started to paint something else…then I remembered that they are thick racist cnuts, and that’s how they fucked it up.
But first…Breakfast al fresco as it’s still nice enough to do so
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Gotta have a bit of confidence!
Morning everyone! #COYS
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
I can quite easily see him back in the PL one last time. Very much a feeling of ‘Unfinished Business’ because of Spurs sacking him. Him at Forest with Marinakis would be hilarious. A Man Utd return is highly believable too. However I reckon he’d take The Hamsters job to piss Spurs off.
Ooh, you can hire it now!
I'll have to watch that one again
Yeah, I remember watching it when it first went out. There's been a few relationship break ups down the years, and I think there's an episode where the man announces he has cancer and passes away before it's finished.
This one?
Read the room Jose. Football has moved on. So should you.
At what point do we thank Change for Tottenham? /s #COYS
🚨 Update 🚨 What should have been a 15 minute round trip to the station, became a 1 hour 15 minute, 25 mile round trip to Tottenham Hale, because of a broken rail at Liverpool St. Public transport infrastructure in this country is not fit for purpose.
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‘Stop that now Zebedee!’ Christ alive…Zebedee My wife has seen me crack a smile and shot me the ‘just don’t’ look Anyway, I spent the next 30 minutes getting my niece and nephew to say ‘boing!’ as much as possible. ‘And what do Tiggers do? They bounce! And what sound does that make?’ BOING!
The most middle class thing I’ve ever witnessed, was at Legoland Windsor. Queuing with niece and nephew to get on a ride. There’s a kid in front of me who’s being a bit of a dick to who I’m guessing is his brother. His mum, who’s chatting to another woman in the queue turns around and says…
Being a ‘night owl’ really isn’t conducive to having to get up at 5.25am on a weekday morning to drop your wife at the station. It’s just gone 11pm and my brain is fucking wide awake.
Something, something, dynamic pricing.
At least I can put it away until January after the weekend.
Re: Simons I’m gonna have to tap the sign again aren’t I?
But in a good way
Yeah. Saw that when it first went out.
£2.5m…Fuck me.
Just get to the total price Kevin!
It’s just too big. More like a gallery than a home. Inside is quite understated though.
A £125k kitchen should look good
Have to grudgingly admit though, it does look good inside.
Skip forward to 2021 and Kev’s back and it looks finished. Let’s see what the total is, and if he’s still got all those cars.
And now COVID has hit, and the whole thing grinds to a glorious unfinished halt.
However, £200,000 worth of triple glazed glass is about to be delivered. Glass and zinc cladding is a recipe for breakages
