I'd do it too
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I'd do it too
I can understand wanting to compromise, but not when it comes to human rights and whether or not people live because of horrible policies. I thing the most insufferable of all though are those people who say shit like "I don't do politics" as if politics won't affect them whether they care or not.
I love your oc and it's design, the hair and hands are the most intriguing parts to me. But also, goddamn, those are thighs I would gladly die for
(Unfortunately) American here, I am still awake largely against my will. I shall... look respectfully at other posts now
"AunT FANNIEEEE! We brought someone :)"
Proof that I'm not ALWAYS horny
Not with the getting punched part, though I could go for some restraints :3
*kisses your hips* You got a job? *licks your thigh* So you have money? *nabs your credit card* That's SO hot! *runs away with your bank info*
I struggle to fully wake up immediately so it wouldn't even fully register, then panic when it clicks, then get horny when I realize what's happening. It sounds so hot conceptually, but the reality is that I tend to punch first when scared and I would very likely hurt someone, but I'd come fast too
I'm gonna jerk you off too, I'll think as hard as I can (Am dumb cat, thinking hard isn't my talent)
The crazy part is that research done on men is then applied to women without any sort of testing or research, they just completely ignore the idea of any differences and cause so much harm in doing so
PLEASEEEEEE
I saw this a while ago, but you reposting it revitalized how fucking feral I am for this sort of thing and how desperately I need it
I'm sorry, I was inspired
Grinding against each other with chained collars with almost no length between them so we just have to keep kissing through the whole thing
"Snap my choker" on easy mode
In this economy?
In my mouth, hopefully
When I found out about Mystique from X-men though, I found a new role model. Few things would be better than becoming her
I grew up mostly wanting to be my friends. Like, I wanted to be a shapeshifter most of all, but I basically wanted to just turn into the friends I liked the most. I think my autistic mirroring style of masking merged with my trans desire to be anything other than a boy.
And that's not me trying to write off the current generation getting into the show either, the show is good for them as well. They likely might need some time to grasp some of the themes and stuff strewn throughout, but that's not at all something they're incapable of
I'm a firm believer in the idea that Adventure Time grew and matured with the audience it accrued at the time of production, and further more with Fiona and Cake. Regardless of the kids getting into it now, watching this show helped large groups of people develop emotional maturity that is NECESSARY
"You got games on your phone?"
🫂 You've got this
There's likely as much radiation coming from bananas on a regular basis
The cesium found is only around 5% of what they'd normally recall, it was a distraction attempt for all the other horrible shit happening in the food industry. It definitely backfired and lead to worse repercussions than they anticipated, but it isn't anything worth being worried over
Anyone who protects and hides a pedophile is a shitty person in my book. But then there's the tone deaf hunger games type shit he does... A bad person doing a good thing doesn't make them a good person, and it's the same vice versa. It's all contextual though
Comments/replies count as posts so it looks like I have a TON of invisible posts
IMAGINE BEING A DRAGON GIRL TOO, YOU'RE THE WARMTH THAT THEY NEED SO THEY'RE USING YOU FOR PLEASURE AND SURVIVAL
I need a Lamia or a Naga woman to double stuff me and coil around me so I can't escape
I had no idea, but here you go, become puppy so everyone can have a new pet to play with :3
Still wakes the deep...
SOOOOO FUCKINGGGGGG REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I NEED DRAGON SCALES AND A LONG TAIL AND HORNS AND POINTY TEETH AND A LONG TONGUE AND AND AND
What if I'm a switch? Do I lose every ounce of being able to top, or does it cancel out and nothing changes?
How can one be so based, such as you?
While I likely couldn't be vegan/vegetarian for long, I could ABSOLUTELY manage being pescetarian... if I didn't live in a land-locked state
The Last of Us, specifically stalkers and clickers. It wasn't a jumpscare either, the sounds they make and the way they behave is terrifying to me. I've always been very quiet, but hearing them echolocate and hunt me down genuinely gave me nightmares
I wish I had my own place to stream and record from, I would just do twitch and fansly religiously
Overflowing... gay... mmf
I need someone to do this with. I've been in a worshipping mood for the last TWO Y E A R S
The mimic squishes you two together and plays with you like dolls
The spoon is for...?
@funkybun.bsky.social makes a lot of my favorites. "On full display" is my absolute favorite so far, and I highly recommend it
The TOS of this app would kill me if I spoke my truth
This instantly gave me the vibes of some random hero from One Punch Man that has a billion fans but is absolutely incapable of fighting anyone
Lazy raven is my transition goal, goddamn
Your sexuality is your kink, true and real
Happy birthdayyyy :333 *jorks it*
I love opening the app, seeing a real and true statement at the TOP of my feed, and liking it just to see it was posted ten seconds ago and maybe I'm also a little bit of a desperate slut
Try to get the ends cut every few months to prevent damage that might slow or prevent growth
Normally I'd say Rosalina... but leashed by Daisy? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
"She can fix me" wrong, she can break me and I'll thank her. "I can fix him" wrong again, I'm making a mess of him and taking his soul with me.
HERZA MY BELOVED I wish I could be her so goddamn bad
Too many pixels in the precum
"What if I used both?" I'd die happy and probably implode
I WANNA BE MEI SO BADDDDD
For me, it'd be Incubus. Grew older always loving their music, grew up loving their message. I've been listening to them since I was maybe 7, and for the longest time, it was just good music. Then I started hearing the words and feeling the meaning, and fell in love with each song all over again
"Why don't you wear makeup?" I can feel every nanometer and my skin cries until I scrape it clean
I want a lot more than that, but the people in this country tend to be so hard headed against major change, so idk how likely it'll be
Yeahhhhhhh. Anyone too far left that gets involved in politics usually gets offed in this country. Or at least they did when the government had a single functioning branch. But with Trump's stupidity, Mamdani has shown that more than a little socialism is feasible without getting immediately buried
I FUCKING LOVE LEMON BARS
You've got this, it gets easier over time. Almost 10 years sober for me
I need to be her
I've heard of homestuck for so many years and I still have no idea what anyone is talking about when it comes to that... whatever it is (show? Movie? Book???)
Call me tiramisu the way I was made for lady fingers
I feel your pain, it's almost consistently 30c at NIGHT where I live
Okay but the purring is SO CUTEEE
Damn, glad you're okay then
They look nothing alike in any way, how the fuck
Let's ditch the straight white people and nuke it all
I would crawl my way into every mythology's pantheon/realm and tear them down, killing every god that doesn't turn my body into hers. If I were in the same room as her, I would be happy regardless of how much damage she does to my body. I could be bloody and broken, and I'd ask for another round.
I've always liked arguing this the other way. Kids shouldn't be on the internet should be the baseline, but if that's somehow impossible to prevent, THEN we can talk about proper parental monitoring and restrictions. No matter what though, the government doesn't need to be a part of it.
Giving head under the desk and making her ring the bell when she's close
Not a femboy, a wo-MAN
Ah yes, the familiar atrocity of pathetic home management from shitty landlords
Pocket dimension. Somewhere to go when I'm overstimulated, a wormhole style teleportation, and a secret storage place all in one
I've always liked this version more. And I'm pretty sure the whole living but separate head thing came from monstergirl encyclopedia, which honestly has some of the lamest designs in regards to actual monster girls
🫂 I think your art looks great, and I'll keep supporting you regardless of your choice:3
I just want to laser or wax everything because shaving is a pain and takes so long and I'm NOT built for reaching difficult spots
The fandom alone has pushed me a million miles away from ever touching that show
I need more of this
I had a stroke the first time I read this and thought it just said goodmorning
GodDAMN
When reading lore or info logs on various games, I tend to put my ps remote in my mouth :3 Oral fixation goes crazy
Those are just life donors, clearly the internet IS their parent
MSG!!!!
Is the chain to the cuffs under her boobs or behind her back?
Your comics are always amazing, I love your content so muchhhh
Update: I am weak and dehydrated, unable to match your greatness
Time to try catching up with you
I need some co-op desk grinding and making out
That's not lame or stupid at all, that's so based (I'm right there with you)
🫂
