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Underrated poster | Memphis 5ever | 31 | he/him | 🔞🔞 NSFW RTS, NO MINORS | xiv @beefsyrup.bsky.social | All jokes are made in good fun

created October 9, 2023

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Idk why I try using anime pfps they never work for me

2/9/2025, 1:58:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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September is here

1/9/2025, 4:07:48 PM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Funny new big titty bear sona :3

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#VRChat

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#vrchat

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Uploading more vibe vids I made before

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Profile picture Wario64 (@wario64.bsky.social) reposted

Pikmin - Touch Some Grass! t-shirt is $18 at The Yetee (today only) buff.ly/pTbOJhj #ad

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✨Vacation✨

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Profile picture Patched (@patched.bsky.social) reposted

Is it still bunny suit season? Is there such a thing? Idk man, just stare at her ass. #GPOSERSNSFW #Femroe

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forgot to tag it #slushwave #vaporwave

1/9/2025, 6:20:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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September is here

1/9/2025, 4:07:48 PM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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had to get off xiv to post this

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Profile picture Venus (@droolfang.bsky.social) reposted

you ever suddenly have to get something out of ur system

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30/8/2025, 7:48:36 PM | 296 62 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fakecarts (@cakefarts.bsky.social)

who u think is rly kickin tunes

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31/8/2025, 11:59:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Marble 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 (COMM SLOTS 0/4) (@marbletemples.bsky.social) reposted

magic j*b bus manager #limbuscompany #limbusoc #managersona

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31/8/2025, 7:55:00 PM | 11 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔞Supay ⚣ (@supay98.bsky.social) reposted

WIP 👀

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31/8/2025, 7:13:16 AM | 43 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ビッキー🩹 (@vickie21579.bsky.social) reposted

shark girl who got caught chewing on deep sea internet cables #art

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Profile picture fakecarts (@cakefarts.bsky.social)

if i'm working out my miqo'te working out with me 😤😤😤

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31/8/2025, 5:27:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thanks wario

31/8/2025, 3:33:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i need calyx

31/8/2025, 3:30:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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nvm we lost against the fucking marlins

31/8/2025, 3:30:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7.3

31/8/2025, 3:20:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 3:12:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t like feet :(

31/8/2025, 5:17:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

30/8/2025, 10:20:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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self control is stopping myself from saying "I need Shale" for the last 8 hours

30/8/2025, 10:19:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wario64 (@wario64.bsky.social) reposted

Super Mario Bros. Super Show! is free to watch on Tubi buff.ly/SGRD8TG

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30/8/2025, 5:55:45 PM | 310 107 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fakecarts (@cakefarts.bsky.social)

why did alisae's mom name her after an alcoholic drink

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30/8/2025, 7:28:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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nuh uh

30/8/2025, 7:24:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dexerto (bot) (@dexertobot.bsky.social) reposted

Street Fighter 6 pro MenaRD received the Pride of Dominican Culture award He's so good at Street Fighter that he's now cemented in history as a cultural icon for the Dominican Republic

Street Fighter 6 pro MenaRD received the Pride of Dominican Culture award He's so good at Street Fighter that he's now cemented in history as a cultural icon for the Dominican Republic
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Profile picture せきはん (@sekihang.bsky.social) reposted

Good morning~☀️🫠今日のらくがきで〜す

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nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy

30/8/2025, 4:04:00 AM | 11241 1648 | View on Bluesky | view

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if you couldn't understand: i don't support it

30/8/2025, 5:56:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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one of my favs tagged their bara porn with "bnwo" after months of inactivity

30/8/2025, 5:56:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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me when baby president tells me to hop on nickjr dot com and contribute to the UNICEF halloween drive

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30/8/2025, 5:54:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm here grilling and planting a cuppa rainbow trees to glow around the area as if to say "this is where our foundation stands" within the islands

30/8/2025, 5:52:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fakecarts (@cakefarts.bsky.social)

Doing msq hearing miss orb talk about something that people can relate to irl.. Also on my phone looking at furry beefcakes that can squat 500lbs lactate on the side…………………… yes sphene im listening

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I'm gonna have to doll up that landing pad soon. I did all of that while watching the slushwave repeat last night

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Donald Trump Jr looks like he's been on the verge of tears because he can't fill daddy's shoes + he couldn't rub coke on his gums

30/8/2025, 4:01:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ばちこりSAto (@satoru6514.bsky.social) reposted

大好きなデメトリオスさん描きました! アンドラスさんと2人でフワモコ部屋着お揃コーデとかしてイチャイチャしてほしい✨

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www.youtube.com/live/gAs6meN...

30/8/2025, 2:07:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fakecarts (@cakefarts.bsky.social)

fit check #fitcheck #ffxiv

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slushwave 2025 been so good this year I love gushing about it to ppl #Slushwave2025

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Profile picture fakecarts (@cakefarts.bsky.social)

PLEASE fact-check and do deeper research than whatever your oomf would retweet about some tiktok that blew up. I want that stupid ass dickhead dead too, but I need solid concrete evidence that he is going to die soon.

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Profile picture Francis Xie (busy with work) (@francisxie.bsky.social) reposted

everyone say thank you to sato………😭😭😭😭😭😭(crying and banging my head on the floor)

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Profile picture heikadog (@heika.dog) reposted

...but not illegal to say, "god, i want it to happen." because that's its own sentence. it's an incomplete sentence, but it may have nothing to do with the sentence before that, so, that's perfectly fine. perfectly legal.

Trevor Moore on Whitest Kids U Know, in a suit, gesturing to camera.
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Profile picture Akari (@akariimia.bsky.social) reposted

#初音ミク #重音テト Miku & Teto

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Profile picture fakecarts (@cakefarts.bsky.social)

good night

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our stuff

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Profile picture CovertCanine (@covertcanine.bsky.social) reposted

So Bune from Kings of Hell is hot...

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Profile picture fakecarts (@cakefarts.bsky.social)

holy fuck he is cooking tonight

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DUUUUDE LOOOOK

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"man I can't wait to get some healer gear" The dastardly AoE:

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Profile picture fakecarts (@cakefarts.bsky.social)

fuck the quality i don car 3

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got demolished twice in sand oreo today @enigmatic-soul.bsky.social @krisho9.bsky.social

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Profile picture Marble 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 (COMM SLOTS 0/4) (@marbletemples.bsky.social) reposted

playing with csp pose dolls

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GET FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED

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I AM GOD

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If you pick yoshi at parties I’m gonna fuck you in the ass dry I hate yoshi

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When you think about it “a couple of months” really don’t feel like they’re that long anymore

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Zoomer sex workers be like “come get ts pussy”

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Who wants this smoke

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showing off as usual.... #ffxivnsfw 💙 #gposersnsfw

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Give it UP man

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eri

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im crying

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THE ALMIGHTY EGG

28/8/2025, 8:23:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This feels like that one Pink Floyd album cover

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Profile picture Nonosamu🔞(Comms @Vgen) (@nonosamu.bsky.social) reposted

Yoko caught on camera 📸📷📸📷 (full HQ on the usual places)

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A warm thank you to a very esteemed shitposter @nivyin.bsky.social

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Amazing things happening over at ground zero

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Listen, I had to.

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Profile picture Log Dog 🐶 (@loggusdoggus.bsky.social) reposted

The Doorman 🗝️🚪

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🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸

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Profile picture スキビディミク (@thebrainrotgotme.bsky.social) reposted

I love this account of Mayano Top Gun's son, Luminox

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Live for no one but urself player

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Profile picture Frog!!! (@frogbiansvevo.bsky.social) reposted

a wynaut girl because...... why not

full-body drawing of an anthropomorphic wynaut (blue blobby pokemon). she's dressed as a mail carrier, and has a big, pelipper themed mailbag. she has multiple bandaged-up spots as well as a couple of healed scars
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We some Garfields in a fucked up world man

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Fat Kid Deals@fatkiddeals.com • 21m BREAKING: Cracker Barrel has officially announced that it has changed its decision and will be keeping the original logo Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social Ah what the fuck. My dad already killed himself
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Profile picture kCe 🔞 (@kcefg.bsky.social) reposted

this is my favorite image ever but i couldnt find it so i had to remake it

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Profile picture Marble 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 (COMM SLOTS 0/4) (@marbletemples.bsky.social) reposted

sorry i got the fat nintendo girls autism instead of the math or science autism

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Profile picture Legatus Shittus van Shartus (@thejubomalseeco.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

My sentient enchanted sword came out to me as transmasc. Talk about Un-She/They-ing your blade! I told him "I don't care how you identify, I just need you to he/it whatever is in front of me!"

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Profile picture Retro Game Art 🎮🖼️🎃🦇 (@retrogameart.bsky.social) reposted

Soulcalibur II for Gamecube was released on this day, 22 years ago (2003) #retro #art #gaming #SoulCalibur

Soul Calibur II box artwork (2003) Soul Calibur II promotional artwork (2003) Soul Calibur II promotional art (2003) Soul Calibur II promotional artwork (2003)
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Profile picture Matcha Ryu (@matcharyu.bsky.social) reposted

"l-like this? i-is it really t-that big? ;;;;;" you asked the dad to lean forward with his chest out.. you were not expecting the sight..

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Profile picture 𝕞𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕤 🌹 The Big Cheese (@uhmcheesedtomeetyou.com) reposted reply parent

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white boy you are like no other

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I cant post Spotify wrapped because I am busy with your girls legs wrapped around my spot

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finally someone funny on this damn site

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Profile picture Fat Kid Deals (@fatkiddeals.com) reposted

BREAKING: Cracker Barrel has officially announced that it has changed its decision and will be keeping the original logo

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Profile picture Dr. Scott Crotum (@tdickyb.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Ah what the fuck. My dad already killed himself

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