I came from a 16 pro so I wasn’t expecting much but holy shit yes it’s like night and day difference lol
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I came from a 16 pro so I wasn’t expecting much but holy shit yes it’s like night and day difference lol
My man has a new job y’all and you BETTER congratulate him! 💕
Honestly you guys the front facing camera upgrade alone is worth it lol 😂 this is incredible
I saw it today she’s gorgeous!!
I Love my lil Home Depot colored iPhone lol
Coachella Weekend 2 where the oomfs at?!?
Beautiful 😌
Oh she’s thinnnnnnnnn
😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
IT’S FRIDAY WHIP EM OUT
Happy Thursday btw
Let me book my plane ticket real quick ✈️
My seat looks beautiful hubby 😚
Aww thank you ☺️💕
lol you just gotta manifest it bae! Be delulu like me and think that EVERYONE in the world wants you because you’re the star! Everyone else is a paid extra! I promise this is how I see the world, and for some reason I typically get what I want somehow idk 🤣🤣🤣
Guys who wear toe rings and anklets are getting their ass ate 🫦
The universe has a funny way of always giving me what I want 😌
NEED SOMEONES SON TO RIDE ME LIKE A PONY AND USE THOSE KNEES
If your titties look like this put em in my mouth please and thanks 🙏🏾
Slippery when wet 🫧
Just a little taste 👅
Thank you 🥰
how do I look, sir?
Are you updated to IOS 26? If so you just go into your gallery and click the spatial scene button on any photo it’s located in the top right corner! 😄
This changes EVERYTHING 😈
Normally it does it for me I’m surprised this time it didn’t 🥲
LIKE WHATTTTT THAT’S INSANE
And we’re still not following each other 😔
Yooooo looking at my nudes on spatial scene with the new iOS update is crazyyy 🥴
Right! Not about to have some angry man trying to come at me because his man is off the leash acting crazy 🤣
Yeah so this morning I was reminded why I’m staying single for a while because this was triggering. Why do I respect your relationship more than you do? I don’t mind couples but both parties gotta know I’m here. That’s fucked..He was super hot though but he picked the one with self respect today 🙂↔️
The court humbly accepts this submission and will build 20 statues in your honor. 🙂↕️
OMG YES TO THIS RIGHT HERE 🥴
OH NO! HE DIDN’T TEXT ME BACK AND NOW I LOOOK LIKE THIS 🥴
This is entirely the establishments fault. The economy is becoming financially unlivable. The idea of home ownership is dead. People aren’t paying cards off because they’re barely making enough to survive and we are all aware that we are taking debt to the grave now money means NOTHING anymore.
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Honestly I genuinely have grown such high expectations for men because of how much work internally I’ve put in with my own abusive past relationships, massive weight loss, my career, etc and I feel more compassionate and understanding than ever but these guys have to put in the work and be my equal.
I’ve gone to therapy and did the hard work to correct my mind and now I’m working on my body to be a well rounded individual put in the work and know what you bring to the table and shit like this will no longer get to you. Avoidants are a dime a dozen TRUST you’ll find another unwillingly..
But the problem here is that they don’t know we already know and see the cracks in the armor and accept them for who they are. They don’t though so that’s why they act the way they do and keep reliving the same mundane situationships running from partner to partner because they don’t stack up..
Pro tip for those of you getting breadcrumbed understand this: The reason why your avoidant is avoiding you is because they see potential in you and it triggers their flight/fight because deep down they feel inadequate in comparison so they leave before YOU can to AVOID getting hurt.
Went no contact with an avoidant situationship and now that phone seems to be working! 🥴
Coachella weekend 1 let’s goooooo
Feeling good lately 💪
I love how horny his posts always are 😂🥰
My Instagram followers notes be out of pocket 😂
Oh! I had no idea the diva’s got down like this 🫢 I know that’s right!
Rapid tests all came back negative WHO WANT ME?
It’s just a joke… because of the irony, I don’t care what people do in the privacy of their bedroom.
i don’t go to the gym to be healthy whatsoever i go so i will look good naked
I had to curse an old man out at the planned parenthood I go to today because why is he out here harassing these women about ab**tion not even knowing why they’re at planned parenthood to begin with?…
Good morning cuties go get tested cause a real baddie gets tested regularly 💞
I love that journey
My love are you sending the girls ass pics when you send nudes?
I’m just so confused I guess you really can be anything you want in life if you believe 🥴
Maybe I’m too old school but how are you bisexual and a strict bottom? Are the girls pegging you? 🥴
Only plus side of being sick is being able to lay in bed all day without feeling like I’m not being productive or feeling guilty 🙂↕️
It’s the best 😌
Good boy 😈
my beard is growing back in :^)
Need you to come fly to LA bby 🥲
Not feeling very fergelicious today 🤒 I need someone to come give me back and foot rubs I’m dying in bed with a fever
If you can see it from the front wait till you see it from the back back back 🎶
Im over here excited for Pokémon Legends ZA and I don’t even have a switch 2 💀
Decided I’m not going out tonight I’m gonna chill in my room and play with my d*#% all night instead 🤭
Someone released a snake on the timeline
Oh hey oomfie 😌
I meannnn 😂
I love it 😝
They don’t love me today bae 😭😭
You zoomed in didn’t you? 😌
Whatever happened to the chase? Because this non-chalant shit is so boring 🥱🥱🥱 everyone is too afraid to be interested in each other. I Don’t even want to date at this point because I feel like emotional maturity is non existentent now.
How it feels to get a hinge match knowing everyone on there expects you to write them first and like their profile first 🥱…
Not a want but a need 😌
That was up for a whole hour that’s crazy work 🫢
Bby locking eyes with you in missionary would do it instantly 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Please do and I can last allllllll night too I love a challenge 😮💨🙂↕️
Not to suck my own dick but nearly every guy I’ve hooked up with has c** hands free
Holy shit 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
How about these? 🤔👔
Glowing baby 🤩🤩🤩 that man was draining your essence
The air is soooo cute I love it!! I’m totally shocked they didn’t make a black pro haha 😆
LOL thank you bby 🙂↕️ I’m excited to see it in person!
Bag secured and I had to upgrade the memory because my 256 is DRAINED AND TIRED…
So gross 🤢
Had a lil quickie in the car before my gym session honestly 10/10 recommend.
Swear these people think I’m sub human or something because in what world is this a normal way to greet a stranger 😒
Oh I absolutely did cause why would he even feel like that’s an appropriate way to greet a stranger?
I love you babe 💕💕💕
Dead ass?
OMG YOU GUYS I JUST SWIPED LEFT ON MY PLASTIC SURGEONS ACCOUNT ON BUMBLE LET ME GO BACK REAL QUICK
I need your hands and lips all over me 🙂↕️
Yes please 😤
Let’s get cosy 😌
The fact that Malamar even took over the Pokémon website and put all pro Malamar propaganda on it is just so cunt lol I love her 😭 but yes I have two favs now for sure.
